Casually Explained: French

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  • Saya Sasamiya
    Saya Sasamiya 23 hours ago

    That's bullshit.

  • Baldeep Singh
    Baldeep Singh Day ago

    Dude 😂 I'm learning French and you scared me

  • Edvin Kolozsi
    Edvin Kolozsi Day ago

    French is romantic

  • O Programa do Andrade

    *YES, NICE ASS*

  • EdwardRCL RCL
    EdwardRCL RCL 2 days ago

    French sucks .. & thats it
    Spanish is way more Important

  • Joseph Hausman
    Joseph Hausman 3 days ago

    I m french and I like ur accent, i m sure u suceed with womens in Lyon

  • Oui monsieur yo soy de rancho

    Baisser et baiser mdrrrr jnai jamais remaque ça

  • Lithuaniaball
    Lithuaniaball 4 days ago

    1:05

  • Noémie Claire
    Noémie Claire 4 days ago

    You seem to like Natalie Dormer !

  • Jamaican Lee
    Jamaican Lee 5 days ago

    Oh My God!
    Hostess: Do you want water?
    Me: Yes, nice ass!
    That would be the reason why I was kicked out of plane:)

  • Quwertyn
    Quwertyn 5 days ago

    It's funny because in polish prezerwatywy (preservatives) also means condoms and I used to be really confused why so much food is marketed as not containing condoms.

  • Aaron Reyes
    Aaron Reyes 6 days ago

    bonheur *sounds like* boner
    happiness *sounds like* a penis

    and
    "boner happiness" is "bonheur a penis" backwards

  • manetit najmedine
    manetit najmedine 6 days ago

    ...les francais ne PARLE PAS COMME CA!!!

  • lawyer morty
    lawyer morty 6 days ago

    French = italian + english + sexier

  • Some Stupid Instantes

    real french guy here, any comments ? Sérieusement je parle français mdr

  • Vittoria Radesi
    Vittoria Radesi 7 days ago

    Tabarnak mon langue c'est mort

  • CapitainSheep
    CapitainSheep 8 days ago

    You saw ravi de faire votre connaissance and not je suis exiter de vous rencontrer

  • Yavile !
    Yavile ! 8 days ago

    Fucking love France and the french

  • David ojo
    David ojo 9 days ago

    'How it's going Cafe' or 'I'm good Cafe' I feel like that's a reference to one of your first videos.

  • Watch Out Pianists
    Watch Out Pianists 9 days ago

    Since I speak Spanish, would learning French be easier?

  • Alphafoxzankee
    Alphafoxzankee 9 days ago

    A pretty important thing to know, yes we have a french word who spelled "bite", but translation of english word "bite" is "mordre", and "une bite" means "a dick". Yup, sexual connotation. Also, pretty ironic but I'm french and I'm really bad to talk english, so this comment is probably to tear off your eyes, sorry for that ^^'

  • Julian Jackson
    Julian Jackson 9 days ago

    Here’s the main thing you need to know about France: They quit. They give into anything big, namely the small size of fast food in the US, migrants, the Germans, and the only thing that’s lived long in France is their We Can Quit mantra

  • Da berni
    Da berni 9 days ago

    In Germany we have the word “umfahren“ which means drive around something but it can also mean drive into a thing

  • Dark Vador
    Dark Vador 9 days ago

    J’avoue c’est grave chaud

  • Zoiggel
    Zoiggel 9 days ago

    Bonjour baguette oui oui.

  • Check
    Check 10 days ago

    Yeah but many french will understand you if you missed some french words for exemple if u say je suis excite de faire ta connaissance the person by your accent will know it wasn t meaning I M HORNY TO MEET YOU !

    • Check
      Check 10 days ago

      I know it because i live in france

  • Pazza 432
    Pazza 432 10 days ago

    Pourquoi j'ai ça dans mes recommandations ?

  • Dxxdy.Stewi
    Dxxdy.Stewi 10 days ago +3

    Tu m'apportes*

  • lupa
    lupa 10 days ago

    😂

  • unoriginal ed
    unoriginal ed 11 days ago +2

    Thats why french is a sexy languages

  • Jules Dalsace
    Jules Dalsace 11 days ago

    Une langue qui ne peut prononcer le son u n’a pas sa place ici. Vive la France 🇫🇷

  • Rami Zureikat
    Rami Zureikat 11 days ago

    In my experience English is much more random and harder!

  • Radu Arsene
    Radu Arsene 11 days ago +1

    this kind of things arent only between french and english. for example between romanian and french: in french u say poule wich means chicken ou=u so in romania we have pule wich means dicks. notre poule dans votre court means our chicken in your garden. in romanian we have notre poule= our dicks and votre court(court we read cur wich means ass) sooooo notre poule dans votre court meaans our dicks in your ass:)) this is for real no joke

  • PassTekk
    PassTekk 11 days ago +1

    Im french and this 200% true

  • Depressed Potato
    Depressed Potato 11 days ago +1

    Ah

  • Fracktail
    Fracktail 12 days ago

    Suce ma baguette ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Mircea Iordache
    Mircea Iordache 12 days ago

    This is why German is superior. It only in wars, but in language! If you mispronounced a word in German, it doesn’t lead to you saying sexy stuff.also German can be pretty easy to learn

  • Ann Toons
    Ann Toons 12 days ago +1

    As a fluent french speaker I can tell you: this is so accurate I want to cry

  • Buenade
    Buenade 12 days ago

    The Azeri word for coins/change is “ko pay” (just pronunciation) but I said it wrong as “ku pay” which means whore so I asked my grandma “I need a whore”

  • Tailos, le Maître Chasseur

    I never say "Hon hon hon" !

  • Aezur_Night
    Aezur_Night 12 days ago

    3:14 "tu m'apportes" and not "tu m'apporte"

  • Black Templar
    Black Templar 12 days ago

    How France was made
    *God: how do I make something that foreigners will love but European absolutely hate?*

    • Vaasref
      Vaasref 9 days ago

      To be fair the hate is mostly due to Napoleon.

  • Nuclear Mayhem
    Nuclear Mayhem 12 days ago

    lol in norway forigners whit bad accents is considered very funny. whit my group of friends we often make fun of it by doing the same accents. ofcourse this runs the risk of actually making our norwegian terrible but thats a willing sacrifice.

  • Speckal Luke
    Speckal Luke 12 days ago

    Très drôle 🤣

  • Carotte Inconnue
    Carotte Inconnue 12 days ago

    Parfait j'aime ca xD

  • effwutade
    effwutade 12 days ago

    Damn all the top comments here are trash

  • DoubleYou J
    DoubleYou J 12 days ago

    Owww just try Romanian

  • Pixelata
    Pixelata 12 days ago

    Moi aussi

  • Wowaperson
    Wowaperson 13 days ago

    Canadian french is easier

  • wowthisisanazing amazing

    No wonder French is the love language of the world. ....

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYBUTT
    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOMYBUTT 13 days ago +1

    im horny om l

  • השם שלי יכול להיות ג 'ק

    Je suces des bite à longeur de journer! Est laiser moi vous dire que je donne le cunilinguse a Dider.

  • Z House
    Z House 14 days ago +1

    Hahahaha pas mal pour un américain ;)

  • Armin Outdoor Brot
    Armin Outdoor Brot 15 days ago +1

    French = gey

  • Lord Weebus, God of Weeaboos

    I can hear him smiling when talking in his voice, and it brings happiness to my nonexistent soul.

  • Sami Bounar
    Sami Bounar 16 days ago +2

    For saying 90, we say 4×20+10

  • Jonas Kielė
    Jonas Kielė 16 days ago +1

    Baiser is kiss in french but baiser tu is fuck you🤣😄

  • Justin Pharand
    Justin Pharand 18 days ago

    if you come up here in quebec we'll serve you but the second we leave we'll be talking about how english people are retarded and how you were shit at speaking.

  • Jules Marçais
    Jules Marçais 18 days ago

    As a native French speaker it took me 10 good seconds to realize you meant "I'm having a great time" which translates literally as "Tu m'apportes une vraie bonne heure"

  • Ash Ketchum
    Ash Ketchum 18 days ago

    french is just gay german

  • DAG2003
    DAG2003 18 days ago

    I think the hardest thing about French for English-speakers, at least from my experience, is that we have a hard time distinguishing between a lot of the vowel sounds, many of which we don't have. Spanish doesn't really have any sounds that are hard to distinguish in this way, even though it is obviously difficult to understand native speakers at first.

  • Adrien Chevalier
    Adrien Chevalier 20 days ago

    Hey, you have a pretty good accent actually :)

  • blitzmoomoo
    blitzmoomoo 21 day ago

    who goes to a restaurant n says "i dont like preservatives" xD

  • Meto
    Meto 22 days ago

    srry i dont speak baguette

  • KurzFlime XD
    KurzFlime XD 22 days ago

    Bonjour les Anglais, un bonjour de la France 🇫🇷

  • The Hangyász
    The Hangyász 23 days ago +1

    1:31 that's copyrighted tho

  • staz blood lad
    staz blood lad 24 days ago

    Just be german, they will give their whole country

  • The Steadfast Duelist
    The Steadfast Duelist 25 days ago +1

    *And here I was thinking Spanish was hard to learn. Well, not really because I grew up with Spanish speakers but for some reason my brain never learn to make me speak it.*

  • Kofi Mills' Videos
    Kofi Mills' Videos 25 days ago

    I know it probably feels redundant to point out the phrase "double entendre" here, but here we are.

  • slut_whisperer
    slut_whisperer 26 days ago

    u were in lyon my nigga

  • Kaleb Bruwer
    Kaleb Bruwer 28 days ago

    It must be hard to watch a school play with a straight face if the kids also mix things up.

  • Colton Tedesco
    Colton Tedesco 28 days ago

    I’ve been saying je suis chaud to my host family since I’ve been here, it’s been 4 months.

  • Dr. Zoidberg
    Dr. Zoidberg 29 days ago +2

    German: Lovely language, easy to pronounce, easy to write, easy to read, case system so the grammar makes sense.
    French: Impossible to read or write properly, willy nilly Romance grammar, very likely to make an accidental sexual advance on an unsuspecting stranger.

  • Cole Delong
    Cole Delong Month ago +1

    The ending was the the most expression I have ever heard out of him

  • I mean no harm
    I mean no harm Month ago

    Tu m’apportes*

  • sketchart photo
    sketchart photo Month ago

    ques qua say dan la my wife's bouche?

  • Emerald cat gaming
    Emerald cat gaming Month ago

    *Gets* *french* *ad*

  • RedHyphen
    RedHyphen Month ago

    I definitely got a couple funny looks when I asked the family I was staying with if they used any condoms in their homemade jam

  • The Menagerie
    The Menagerie Month ago

    Es que je peux aller le bibliothèque avec mon chien de croissant-dix ans dans la boulangerie, mon amie est ca va malle, comme ci comme ca j'avec confit de tre cornichon la bon anniversaire je suis sacre bleu tu le mons tre bien, j'aime du jambon glacé pour les enfante beaux, d'accord?

  • slowmotion Milk
    slowmotion Milk Month ago

    I got my french exam in 2 days and im shit at french

  • Mo RBD
    Mo RBD Month ago

    soooo boner is happiness in french LOL

  • HC Street
    HC Street Month ago

    Yeah, that’s basically what french is.

  • Sarah Ray
    Sarah Ray Month ago +1

    Je suis chaud means im drunk in Canadian french too

    • Vaasref
      Vaasref 9 days ago

      Depends of the context but in France I would say it'sq more likely to mean "I'm warmed up"

  • Addalune
    Addalune Month ago

    French is rather hard for me. The accent is what trips me up.
    Spanish is easier for me. I just sometimes have trouble with the grammar.

  • Nicolas Di Blasio
    Nicolas Di Blasio Month ago

    I speak french (french canadien here.) And i found that hilarious

  • Mario G
    Mario G Month ago

    french is waaay overrated. learn Polish ^-^

  • S.H.D
    S.H.D Month ago

    Bon j'avoue que notre langue est un peu compliqué. Mais c'est ce qui lui donne sa particularité en un sens. Bien joué à ceux qui m'ont compris, VIVE LA FRANCE

  • éponyme emynopé
    éponyme emynopé Month ago

    As a french people, I agree with that

  • DogTechTV
    DogTechTV Month ago +2

    it's 3 am and i have an exame for frech in 5 hours so i start looking op frech for beginners( i live i belgium im supposed to be great at frech) and i came to this video thanks alot

  • Jack Champion
    Jack Champion Month ago

    in hungarian "meleg" is "warm"
    but "meleg vagyok" is "i am gay"

  • Samuel Prevost
    Samuel Prevost Month ago

    Watching this as a french native speaker is just the same video in reverse, you're trying to figure out what the guys tried to say in english to begin with.

  • Nr Ai
    Nr Ai Month ago

    In conclusion: French is a very sexual language

  • Ethan M
    Ethan M Month ago

    Is this what people mean by "pardon my French"??

  • Umaru
    Umaru Month ago

    *ANTICONSTITUTIONNELEMENT*
    AAA la on fé moin Lé mal1 la 1 ???

  • Frasiga Våfflan
    Frasiga Våfflan Month ago

    Un, deux, trois, je’mapelle fransois. Trois, deux un, je suis croissant.

  • Helino Friskino
    Helino Friskino Month ago

    Spanish is fun too:
    Mi papá tiene 40 años=My father is 40 years old
    Mi papa tiene 40 anos=My potato has 40 assholes
    And embarazada, which you might use for the word embarrassed, actually means pregnant.

  • Snippy Doggo
    Snippy Doggo Month ago

    Honestly true. My mom was in France for a while and shopkeepers wouldn't speak to her at first if she spoke english to ask for anything. In France you actually have to try the language which is weird considering most other Northern European countries really don't do that

  • papillon
    papillon Month ago

    Maybe I’m trying to say my friend shoved a football in me. You don’t know me. You don’t know my life.

  • BRUGAR
    BRUGAR Month ago

    The French gear:
    Black beret - +5 french language +3 taste in cheese +3 attack using a baguette -5 resistance against german tanks.
    Curly mustache - +5 french language +3 taste in snail dishes +5 critical chance using a baguette +5 morale fighting english.
    White and blue stripped sweater: +5 french language +3 charm while smoking cigarettes

  • Monika Aledrovich
    Monika Aledrovich Month ago

    Je vais balayer une baguette douloureuse dans le cul