Soldiers Reveal Funniest Drill Sergeant Moments (r/AskReddit Top Posts | Reddit Stories)

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  • No. XIV Xion
    No. XIV Xion 12 hours ago

    I'm still dying at "I'm not standing in another line, drill sergeant."
    I'm dying. I need to know how the DS reacted to that.

  • The Mastema
    The Mastema Day ago

    I can beat all of that and this wasn't even in the military... When i turned 18 we had to do the tests to see if we were fit for the military (Portugal), at one point the medical exams, this dude in front of mine was wearing his pants while everyone were wearing their boxer shorts or briefs and shit like that, some sergeant told him "the fuck you doing son? take off your goddamn pants!" He said...he couldn't cause he had no boxer shorts, sarge says you can wear briefs...he said he didn't have those either...and asked for a towel... the whole crew was laughing, so was he and the nurses.

  • f1rebreather123
    f1rebreather123 Day ago

    „WHO SCHNITZ IN THE TOILET“

  • lachlanrools
    lachlanrools Day ago

    1:00 “190meters tall”
    Yikes mans got Godzilla on his squad

  • bleachedkill
    bleachedkill 2 days ago +1

    When i was in basic training, while heading to a training exercise, there was a huge spider about the size of an open hand. We all saw it and purposefully avoided it. One drill sergeant decides to poke it but it doesn't move. When we get to the training site, about 200 feet away, everybody hears an enormous scream. Said drill sergeant had picked up the spider and put it on some girl's shoulder. She was deathly afraid of spiders and freaked. Everyone, including 4 drill sergeants bust out laughing while one drill sergeant goes to comfort her.

  • Joshua Young
    Joshua Young 2 days ago

    I guess that schnitzel then became a “Shitzel”

  • z706
    z706 2 days ago

    __so err__

  • Cameron Henson
    Cameron Henson 3 days ago

    Have a real person actually tell these stories that robot talking is annoying

  • Dark _Queen666
    Dark _Queen666 4 days ago

    ‘Happy sock’

  • 1911 VsGlocks
    1911 VsGlocks 4 days ago +1

    I masturbated alot during OSUT. Always made sure that no DS or anybody wasnt walking around during Fireguard

  • Skyfirewolf
    Skyfirewolf 4 days ago +1

    “190 meters tall”
    *Thomas Jefferson/ Daveed Diggs ‘Whaaaaaaat?’*

  • Ariel Zilcha
    Ariel Zilcha 5 days ago

    Just joined the IDF in last Wednesday,
    Laughed so hard especially on the American guy in the IDF
    I’m saving this video for when I finish serving

  • ツtusked
    ツtusked 5 days ago

    1000th comment🗿

  • Spencer Cleaves
    Spencer Cleaves 5 days ago

    Not military but I do firefighting and we had a Drill Sargent for 6 months of our training (we did our training at a police academy)
    One day after a long day of live fire training, we were washing all the equipment on the truck and scrubbing all the fire hoses we used. A couple of us started singing "hard knock life", before we knew it, the whole squad was in full song and dance cleaning equipment. My Captains and Sargent came into to see how we were doing, my drill Sargent left because he couldn't stop laughing and one of my captains decided to get a video. We still got smoked and had to run, but everyone got a good laugh.

  • Abigail Slaughter
    Abigail Slaughter 5 days ago

    the German window gnome is a true hero XD

  • Abigail Slaughter
    Abigail Slaughter 5 days ago

    when you trip up an instructor and they crack or even break... it's gold

  • SergeantSilly
    SergeantSilly 5 days ago

    0:55 "190 Meters tall"

  • Dio Brando
    Dio Brando 5 days ago

    190 meters tall hmmmm

  • Rainbow Art
    Rainbow Art 5 days ago

    0:56 the guy was 190 meters no my G it should be 190 centimeters

  • Dirga Herdian
    Dirga Herdian 5 days ago

    190 meters tall? what are you? a jawa sand crawler?

  • Therrmal
    Therrmal 5 days ago

    “Happy sock” yeah I hope that isn’t what they are talking about😳

  • GR8R H8R
    GR8R H8R 6 days ago

    DS: Trainee stop making eye contact with me!
    Trainee: It takes two to make eye contact Drill Sargeant

  • CallMeDaddy
    CallMeDaddy 6 days ago

    "How tall are you?"
    Drill sergeant:


    190 METER

  • SamuraiVader
    SamuraiVader 6 days ago

    Happy sock?

  • TheKingofTerrorZ
    TheKingofTerrorZ 7 days ago

    Unpopular opinion:
    I fucking hate these emotionless Reddit review channels. Go watch @EmKay instead

  • Chris Mathews
    Chris Mathews 7 days ago

    10:31 “Death Vader”

  • elferny420
    elferny420 8 days ago

    Guile in the thumbnail though

  • Achilles
    Achilles 9 days ago

    I had an ex special forces sergeant for my DI and while we were standing at attention, my buddy sneezed so hard the persons beret flew off their head and landed a couple feet away. My DI initially beasted us for moving while at attention but immediately had a huge grin and had to turn around for a couple seconds. He said in his 20+ years in he’s never seen this happen before

  • SinerAthin
    SinerAthin 9 days ago

    190 meters tall
    100kg heavy

    Dude must have been a giant straw man.

  • Matthew Cantu
    Matthew Cantu 9 days ago

    I trained at Fort Benning. My platoon barely dodged a smoking. We were the only ones who didn't have contraband in the company.
    Luckily for us the guy in our platoon who did have it was at the infirmary and didn't get searched

  • UGkMultiplayer
    UGkMultiplayer 10 days ago

    might be the funniest thing ive seen in a while lmaooooo

  • Just a Guy
    Just a Guy 10 days ago +1

    Our drill instructor told us to get tight.
    Platoon: Aye aye sir!
    Rct. John: these recruits remain tight at all times sir! Everyone including our drill instructor lost it.
    (note: this was towards the end of bootcamp)

  • Aj Ben
    Aj Ben 10 days ago

    Someone called my DS by his first name . Everyone said oh shit . He responded “ do we hit the Titty bar together ? We friends now ? Don’t ever call me that again in your live , fucking drop” he turned around we lost our
    Mind

  • Doozie7 7
    Doozie7 7 10 days ago +1

    The compliment one had me dead

  • Paladin
    Paladin 10 days ago

    We had a cheese board to keep our company information on it. I was squad leader and responsible for it for a week. One day I fucked up, left it behind. Drill Sergeants pull my squad out onto the trail and starts screaming at us all. Then walks up to me and says “are you going to say something?!” I reply to my squad, “no one move, he can’t see us...” he stared at me and started to smirk and said “I can fucking see you!” My reaction was “man these ACUs are shit!”

  • Swordtail Lagiacrus
    Swordtail Lagiacrus 10 days ago

    One time in basic the drill sergeant said he would never smile so a few days later this one recruit who was really small In height (around 150 cm) went up to him and said in a childlike voice "daddy can you give me your popsicle" followed by the sergeant laughing so hard you could hear him across the base. All the recruits were laughing as well. I still remember this like it was yesterday

  • Tyler Wong
    Tyler Wong 11 days ago

    Lmao, looking at the comment section and my sides are hurting from laughing so much.

  • Tavish
    Tavish 11 days ago

    second one is stolen .....

  • Ethan Wynne
    Ethan Wynne 11 days ago

    10:47 A 20 mile run? Even the 82nd, with their high ass PT standards, don't do that many miles. So how do you expect some to believe a basic training company with a bunch of weak privates, who can barely hold a 60lbs ruck for 5 miles, run 20? Some of these stories are bs and it's clear as day

  • Max2ds
    Max2ds 11 days ago

    599 ft 👦
    600 ft 🚶‍♂️

  • dean cable
    dean cable 12 days ago

    0:30 I lost my crap that was hilarious 😂

  • John JustJohn
    John JustJohn 12 days ago

    Why tf does this guy have 7 ads on one video

  • Pablo Cubiles
    Pablo Cubiles 12 days ago

    1:13
    And then everyone laughed

  • A H
    A H 12 days ago

    We had a recruit slip and fall in the rain room and our DI laughed. It was his first cycle and he had bad beating.

  • Ein Niemand
    Ein Niemand 14 days ago

    190meters tall. Wtf xD

  • I love controversy
    I love controversy 14 days ago

    not a soldier but...

  • Redwolfxx
    Redwolfxx 16 days ago

    I made my Drill Instructor laugh couple of times, we were told only to reply Aye Sir for everything no matter what, one day when we were prepping our Bravos, ironing and preparing for inspection. When i accidently left mine on hanger by the ironing board, when i was waiting for someone else to finish with their uniform, so they asked whos it was, forgetting it was mine, they shouted at me saying "is that yours?!", i instantly without hesitation yell back "AYE SIIRR???" In a form of a question, As i was turning my head, realizing i left it, i Yelled back again "Aye Sir!" I bolted to grab it as fast as i could, and hook it back on my bed rack, as i turned around and got back on line, out corner of my eye i see my Drill Instructor take off his hard hat, cover his face with it and he him shake out trying to hold laughter. This caused a chain reaction of snorted laughs, un controllable giggles, and recruits desperately trying to keep straight face, Bootcamp was full great memories, no regets, gets way better when you embrace the suck

  • PROPHETQUAKE
    PROPHETQUAKE 16 days ago

    I had a drill in basic that was our DNC instructor and never smiled. We also had a SPC that had a really complicated name so we just called him linen like our bedding. So one day she told me to go get linen and I got pretty ballsy and being apg with my pg in tow we decided to go get bedding and bring it back to her.(the smoke session would have been worth it) when we got back to drill with the bedding she just flipped both of us off and walked away laughing then told us bring the person next time.

  • Juice Squid
    Juice Squid 17 days ago

    Person on Reddit: there were 68 of us eve-
    Me: JUST ONE MORE PERSON

  • TheEarth IsFlat
    TheEarth IsFlat 17 days ago

    Oh good lord he sneezed

  • Unpronouneable
    Unpronouneable 18 days ago

    When I was in cadets we were doing drill and we were having a brake and someone asked what time it was and the acting sgt said it was “911”, the other flight sgt started laughing and so did everyone else

  • Gabe Kerr
    Gabe Kerr 18 days ago

    0:51 190 meters tall? That’s a big boi

  • D Awesome
    D Awesome 21 day ago

    1:04 just listen

  • SheMoans_Markk
    SheMoans_Markk 21 day ago

    the pulp fiction one got me😂😂😂

  • Chloe Vampirica
    Chloe Vampirica 22 days ago

    My aunt is an ex sergeant and you’re lucky to even see her smile a little bit. One time her new huge dog jumped up on me and I yelled “THIS ISN’T A DOG, YOU HAVE A HOUSE BEAR!” In my opinion, it wasn’t that funny. But it made her laugh.

  • Hannah Tucker
    Hannah Tucker 22 days ago

    A drill sergeant that's 623 feet tall? Yeah. I'd be a serious guy too.

  • Diego Piedmont
    Diego Piedmont 22 days ago

    this is fucking great man

  • XxCarboy 123
    XxCarboy 123 23 days ago

    Fuck off with this shit I'm getting tired of these on my recommendation

  • Extex
    Extex 23 days ago

    Its 1 am and I’m watching this without lights in bed. Every time the transition plays my eyes burn.

  • Hallie Brown
    Hallie Brown 23 days ago

    Is a happy sock what I think it is or no?