Artie Lange Is Raw and Uncensored While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

  • Published on Oct 19, 2017
  • Artie Lange is a titan of the standup stage, a notorious alum of The Howard Stern Show, and a star of HBO's "Crashing." But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the comedy legend battles through Zombie Apocalypse and Da' Bomb, cracking jokes about everything from Kanye West to overzealous touchdown dances along the way.
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  • Giselle Balderas
    Giselle Balderas 2 hours ago

    Artie looking like an Odd Future fan

  • BarfyMan 362
    BarfyMan 362 23 hours ago

    Artie could use a decent haircut and should burn that hat immediately god damn he looks old.

  • the J &J channel

    Fuck artie

  • heyzeus023
    heyzeus023 Day ago



    Fat drug addict world is better off without these pieces of trash

  • Yung Jkorn
    Yung Jkorn 2 days ago +1

    Lmao Artie still saying Gary weaseled his way into Afghanistan ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ซ ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Rich Lenoci
    Rich Lenoci 2 days ago

    HA! He totally bought that getup at walmart before the show!

  • Dan Lapierre
    Dan Lapierre 2 days ago

    Who knew? Thought that FAT LOSER was dead!! ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ–•๐ŸผArtie ๐Ÿ–Lange

  • takerdust
    takerdust 5 days ago

    I'll be surprised if Artie makes it past 2019 alive.

  • Case Yellow
    Case Yellow 7 days ago

    What was the meal you missed most when you were in jail? Pussy. That's sheer comedic genius. You can't teach that

  • Case Yellow
    Case Yellow 7 days ago

    Eli Manning: you can run a con on him easy. That is so east coast street. Awesome!

  • Amos Stubbs
    Amos Stubbs 7 days ago

    Artie had better get his act together---fast! Alcoholic (not sure), hardcore drug addict, morbidly obese (BMI must be 45-50). I have and have had zero of those issues. Not even close. I exercise, I eat Paleo-Primal, I'm practically green from all of the kale and spinach. If Artie has miraculously lived to 50, I should make it to about 210.

  • David Hill
    David Hill 8 days ago

    I love Artie, but dammit man, sit up and open your mouth so we can hear you.

  • vypr04
    vypr04 8 days ago

    "This is what hot sauce & heroin look like" LMFAO

  • Cat Chameleon
    Cat Chameleon 8 days ago

    Yuck. They added advertising in the middle

  • The Nature Boy
    The Nature Boy 10 days ago +1

    Artie is HIGH as shit during this....

  • Craven Moorehead
    Craven Moorehead 10 days ago

    Blah Blah Blah... Just another fat junkie.

  • The Nature Boy
    The Nature Boy 10 days ago

    Artie said Yeezy to be the next President......hmmmmm!!

  • mugable
    mugable 10 days ago

    I'm really digging this look. Bill Murray chic.

  • Sanity
    Sanity 10 days ago


  • David Ellison
    David Ellison 10 days ago +1

    Artie Iโ€™m speechless! Miss u on the Show! But as we all know Howard has SOLD OUT! The Show isnโ€™t what it used to be now!!!

  • Fezzler61
    Fezzler61 10 days ago

    LOL. "I suppose this is the show?" My kid turned me on to this show. The best! Love when stars turn to publicist with a pissed off look.

  • Tronald Dump
    Tronald Dump 10 days ago

    great interview. 17:05 killed me

  • Andrew Hagman
    Andrew Hagman 10 days ago

    He ate the whole thing! well done.

  • Anthony Cole
    Anthony Cole 12 days ago

    Is there a heroin flavored hot sauce?

  • R. Young
    R. Young 12 days ago

    Who else was afraid that Artie might genuinely die on the show?

    SCHY MARK 12 days ago

    Artie Lange is ONE FAT BASSTID
    very quick wit

  • T-Rain Christ - RIN - Chain Saw Guardian

    Old artie lang FreeStyles

  • Kadian Burkhart
    Kadian Burkhart 13 days ago

    Artie going fishing???

  • Kat Ruiz
    Kat Ruiz 13 days ago +1

    He killed it! Well done Artie๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ

  • WKML
    WKML 14 days ago

    โ€œThe fuck is the matter with you?!โ€

  • Moshy
    Moshy 15 days ago

    Get BEETLEJUICE!!!!!

  • JKDMan2000
    JKDMan2000 16 days ago

    its funny that shawn is so unphased by the hot sauce, and artie is just losing his shit

  • bakerfolife619
    bakerfolife619 16 days ago

    Where's Bill Burr

    • bakerfolife619
      bakerfolife619 11 days ago

      chaosxv1 imagine his face getting progressively more red after each wing ๐Ÿ˜‚ the "fucks" will most likely spike also

    • chaosxv1
      chaosxv1 11 days ago

      bakerfolife619 ole red ball bag Billy would be hilarious on here

  • Sacha Albarda
    Sacha Albarda 17 days ago

    Artie is disgusting all the way. Can't even eat with his mouth closed.

  • Katie Foley
    Katie Foley 17 days ago

    he still has the price tag on his hat lol

  • Michael Jimenez
    Michael Jimenez 18 days ago

    Please get joe rogan

  • seven secular sultans
    seven secular sultans 18 days ago

    Godamn the cringe level on this is high. Artie is obviously getting more decrepit as he stays on the opium train. Fucking depressing shit. No one should encourage his self destruction.

  • jeremyviromek
    jeremyviromek 19 days ago

    artie 100% on heroin here

  • Jemiah DaPap
    Jemiah DaPap 19 days ago

    16:40 yeesh, that napkin has to looks like a maxi pad cuz of Artieโ€™s nose. Fucked for life due to coke habit and broken glass from a salt shaker.

    RE5PUBLICA 21 day ago

    21:07 does his nose start bleeding?

  • Jose Diaz
    Jose Diaz 21 day ago


  • Tactical X-Rays
    Tactical X-Rays 21 day ago

    hotter than heroin?

  • Steven Hughes
    Steven Hughes 21 day ago

    He's Classic...Suicide was off the questioning table I suppose

  • K M
    K M 23 days ago

    This sounds really mean but I seriously thought he died

  • Sonia Nunez
    Sonia Nunez 23 days ago

    Love Artie!!

  • Vaughn Butler
    Vaughn Butler 23 days ago

    I bet he regrets having artie on there ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ he seemed so uncomfortable with his answers and the scenes just skipping lol.
    "What food did you miss the most while in prison"?
    Artie - "Pussy"
    Haha haha love these old school guys

  • Locke Brady
    Locke Brady 25 days ago

    Norm MacDonald would be an excellent guest.

  • Jose Quioz
    Jose Quioz 26 days ago

    Get catfish Cooley on the show

  • Audfile
    Audfile 26 days ago +1

    Artie looks like shit

  • whitebuffulo
    whitebuffulo 26 days ago

    Oh Bravo! New fave show. Would love to see Sofia Vagara :) and Pat McAfee.

  • Biff Barf
    Biff Barf 27 days ago

    Lol..almost nodding out on 2 million

  • Biff Barf
    Biff Barf 27 days ago

    Love artie but man..i cant stand it when people smack there will this country ever turn around when parents cant even teach there kids to chew food with there mouth closed?

  • FedorMachida Last
    FedorMachida Last 28 days ago

    Daym! Artie put a huge ass last dab on his wing, lolol. That was crazy.

  • FedorMachida Last
    FedorMachida Last 28 days ago

    Artie looks 88 years old. I am just glad that he is still alive and kicking. He seems like a genuinely nice fellow.

  • FedorMachida Last
    FedorMachida Last 28 days ago +1

    As Artie grows older, he looks more and more like 2003 Benjy.

  • Jeff Panetta
    Jeff Panetta 28 days ago

    Artie always has to remind everyone that heโ€™s like 1/8th Italian ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„

  • Stephanie williams
    Stephanie williams 28 days ago

    Love Artie!!!!!

  • Zaetix
    Zaetix 29 days ago

    My girlfriend says his laugh sounds like Little Nicky. That's right, I have a girlfriend.

  • Faustt Dagon
    Faustt Dagon 29 days ago

    he looks like a lesbian a bit.

  • rob rogers
    rob rogers Month ago

    Norm MacDonald

  • Sniper .308
    Sniper .308 Month ago +1

    Artie has aged so much since the Stern show.

  • lady space
    lady space Month ago +1

    Artie has to be the quickest guy in comedy. He actually seems very sober in this.

  • Oscar Montes
    Oscar Montes Month ago


  • Kim B
    Kim B Month ago


  • RunFox
    RunFox Month ago +1

    YOU'RE THE MAN ARTIE! Stern *IS NOT* the same without you. I still listen sometimes but it makes me sad. Love ya Art. Next time you do a show near me I'm going.

  • Lee Zagrocki
    Lee Zagrocki Month ago +1

    "You look like DJ Tiesto"

  • TheOriginalBleachX
    TheOriginalBleachX Month ago

    The least you should do is purchase a few heat lamps and keep the wings hot before your guest arrives. Put them under lamps and have someone present them to your guest and yourself. I'm sure with 2.6M subs, you can afford a table and a few heat lamps.

  • David Macomber
    David Macomber Month ago

    I want to see La beast on here

  • thebird135
    thebird135 Month ago

    He actually handled it very well till the last two.

  • kjchop123
    kjchop123 Month ago

    Artie I love you but you're the luckiest guy in life. Give it all back! ๐Ÿค—

  • Action Jackson
    Action Jackson Month ago

    Damn this was very awkward. Sean didnโ€™t know how to keep the conversation going at all. Just questions.., listening to Artieโ€™s answer and the long pauses..... what the hell happened man this should of been gold and instead it was pure awkward dog shit

  • kds242
    kds242 Month ago

    Artie sounds TERRIBLE

  • yourontheair
    yourontheair Month ago +2

    Thanks Mr. Lange.

  • Daniel Bilodeau
    Daniel Bilodeau Month ago

    Everyone always says the "Hot Ones" sauce is great... I've got to get some now.

  • LambChops1983
    LambChops1983 Month ago

    Close your mouth you gorilla

  • Marc T
    Marc T Month ago

    blowing your nose and drinking ice water on spicy food makes it feel even hotter

  • MMA Blaster
    MMA Blaster Month ago

    A lot of chicks leave NY thinking they blew Newman

  • Robert Tulibacki
    Robert Tulibacki Month ago

    I love artie and hot one's.

  • Ian MacLean
    Ian MacLean Month ago

    Artie you're our hero

  • Steve P
    Steve P Month ago

    I am from NJ and they don't call it Taylored Ham -- At least the people in central nj call it Pork Roll

  • Paul H. Kircher III

    Why don't you discuss Jerry Only Artie?

  • ytubeanon
    ytubeanon Month ago

    Apple sauce, apple jews - if you hire Artie you don't get to be offended

  • pope quiet
    pope quiet Month ago

    what happened to his teeth ?

  • Lance Goodthrust
    Lance Goodthrust Month ago

    Over 900 dislikes?? Huh, must be fags. Love ya Artie. Don't ever change brother!

  • Esteban B
    Esteban B Month ago

    Artie is getting more likeable as he ages

  • Sven Nap
    Sven Nap Month ago

    I need the sauce!

    WATCH IT ONCe. Month ago

    Damn its gonna kill him

  • pandavibrations and pandavision TV

    At 20:14 Artie goes โ€œwow,thats somethingโ€ and i instantly had the greatest idea, Owen Wilson, do it Sean, fucking do it

  • boomersooner413
    boomersooner413 Month ago

    Crashing is AWESOME!.

  • Jayden Warran
    Jayden Warran Month ago

    What did he say when he said "when i eat i look like"

  • John J
    John J Month ago

    I haven't heard Artie tell a joke about the horrific crap he took later. My guess is , 911 was called and its a pending legal matter.

  • USA a gun ridden slaughterhouse

    Is Lange missing teeths?

  • USA a gun ridden slaughterhouse

    this is the best interview of Lange Ive seen

  • Krombopulos Michael
    Krombopulos Michael 2 months ago

    I could listen to Artie 24/7. So entertaining. Stopped listening to HS when Artie left.

  • Gusto Trankin
    Gusto Trankin 2 months ago

    I look like dom deluise

  • Brandon Schiavone
    Brandon Schiavone 2 months ago

    The King Artie !! Reveal all the dirt on that pelican nosed sell out curly head fuck

  • Sean Klotz
    Sean Klotz 2 months ago

    Is he sober or still using when this was filmed?

  • JamminLV702
    JamminLV702 2 months ago

    Man that Artie vocal fry doe!!!!!!!

  • Roykr
    Roykr 2 months ago

    Bill Burr, Norm Macdonald, Colin Quinn, Joe Rogan, Joey Diaz v2