Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published on Dec 5, 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.
    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin
    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.
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Comments • 5 556

  • Caleb Sherrod
    Caleb Sherrod 17 hours ago

    Hes legit..."can't be bothered"....probly likes rizzle kicks

  • Akheem Walters
    Akheem Walters Day ago

    This video was made to bait ppl into saying the dish is Indian 😂😂 but you won't find this anywhere in India. It's everywhere in the UK though

  • Josh Francis
    Josh Francis 4 days ago

    In a British accent masala is pronounced mas-ar-luh

  • Nick Ross
    Nick Ross 4 days ago

    im not being ignorant either

  • Nick Ross
    Nick Ross 4 days ago

    tbt to 1776 when we declared that America is way doper than England

  • Kieran Haynes
    Kieran Haynes 4 days ago

    Sounds Australian?

  • Charles Mcbain
    Charles Mcbain 5 days ago

    Oh my gosh those cans were hilarious!

  • ImDaRealBoi
    ImDaRealBoi 6 days ago


    I AM THE REAL 6 days ago

    I've made these recipies before, but it always just tastes like spicy pasta sauce to me.

  • TheLostBOI
    TheLostBOI 8 days ago

    United Britain

  • Hart Farm
    Hart Farm 8 days ago


  • FunkyHackerCat
    FunkyHackerCat 9 days ago

    Is this gordon ramsey?

  • baneblade
    baneblade 10 days ago

    *im not sorry*

  • some guy
    some guy 11 days ago


  • Hansel Sihotang
    Hansel Sihotang 11 days ago

    Damn, You used so many cans that I think you got enough metal to build a Royal Navy warship.

  • Techno Parbro
    Techno Parbro 11 days ago

    *sees it's episode 69*

  • Naima S
    Naima S 11 days ago


  • Roberto Paniagua
    Roberto Paniagua 12 days ago


  • Jayne Middleton
    Jayne Middleton 12 days ago

    If you do this again i am unsubscribing

  • Centennial
    Centennial 12 days ago

    69 *insert bevis and butthead laughing*

  • Shrug Man
    Shrug Man 13 days ago

    I fookin hate your accent mate

  • ASnD_ DuKe
    ASnD_ DuKe 13 days ago

    The cringe to someone who’s from the uk is actually so much

    • Josh Francis
      Josh Francis 4 days ago

      Yeah I know it barely sounds british

  • Joel Dawson
    Joel Dawson 14 days ago

    This is supposed to be offensive to me but it's actually funny

  • Chandni Ajanel
    Chandni Ajanel 14 days ago

    did you use dish soap to make that beer foam???

  • scarabfrenzy
    scarabfrenzy 15 days ago

    From everyone in England

    Fuck u

  • Zo3yZed E.
    Zo3yZed E. 16 days ago

    Why did the accent turn into Australian, I am confused

  • PetzAreLife
    PetzAreLife 16 days ago

    This isn't funny your other videos are but ur pissing off a nation

  • israr islam
    israr islam 16 days ago

    isnt this a indian food

  • Me
    Me 16 days ago

    Please do a dutchepisode, you are brilliant!

  • i have carpal tunnel syndrome

    I have watched this video so many times and laugh so hard every time

  • Max Buskirk
    Max Buskirk 17 days ago

    Ok unironically this actually looks really good

  • Anime Weeb
    Anime Weeb 17 days ago

    ehehe *69*

  • A2 the JDM fan boy
    A2 the JDM fan boy 17 days ago

    Isn't it originally an Indian/Pakistani dish?

    I think British brought it from sub continent cause honestly it is from sub continent

  • garlic dog in space
    garlic dog in space 17 days ago


  • Oh No its Dexter
    Oh No its Dexter 17 days ago +3

    The pronunciation of “water bottle” was so funny and accurate I paused the video to comment about it. God dammit this is hilarious.

  • Appendicitis Dolan
    Appendicitis Dolan 18 days ago

    Flesh yogurt?

  • JET
    JET 18 days ago

    WotAr baatul

  • Brammers45
    Brammers45 19 days ago

    This is now my favourite video on TVclip 😂 Never laughed so hard at a vid

  • Denson Camp
    Denson Camp 19 days ago

    Video all about England
    *Sings My Country ‘Tis of Thee*

  • Rob Wood
    Rob Wood 19 days ago

    This was a straight-up roast of British people X-D

  • KungFuryClub
    KungFuryClub 19 days ago

    when gordon ramsey dies, this is the man who will take his place

  • Foxy Watermelon
    Foxy Watermelon 19 days ago

    Gordon Ramsay is shook

  • Robert Womble
    Robert Womble 19 days ago

    I swear to god for the first few seconds I thought Martin Gore was talking.

  • Sonic Screwdriver
    Sonic Screwdriver 19 days ago

    Hee hee *69*

  • Edward Anderson
    Edward Anderson 19 days ago

    I wonder if this counts as cultural appropriation.

  • Xx_k34t_xX -ig
    Xx_k34t_xX -ig 20 days ago

    The most offensive thing in this video is the fact he called digestives cardboard😭😭

  • john weeks
    john weeks 20 days ago

    Cornwall my ass, you're from Papplewick!

  • Stella Budai
    Stella Budai 20 days ago

    his fake accent sounds like murdoc

  • Crurned
    Crurned 21 day ago

    *Gordon Ramsay wants to know your location*

  • Tamra Shurgin
    Tamra Shurgin 21 day ago

    I'm sorry but I just don't like your accent I'm just so used to your reagulare voice it sounds where'd with an accent

  • James KNIGHT
    James KNIGHT 22 days ago

    *c o m p l e t e l y h o t*

  • Centurion Ayushman
    Centurion Ayushman 23 days ago

    A British accent, Australian actor, indian dish

    Say Churchill, your brits are quiet good eh
    The very people you hated, are now surpassing your 'empire'
    Ruinous state

  • Shivam Karn
    Shivam Karn 24 days ago

    5:31 😂😂😂😂

  • Sopan Kotbagi
    Sopan Kotbagi 24 days ago

    Which came first, the chicken or the egg?
    Neither, it was the gravy.

  • Molly A. Block
    Molly A. Block 25 days ago

    The green chopped leaves that you put on top-- that's cilantro, right-o? Not coriander? Coriander is a wee leetle round ball of tastiness, usually bought pre-crushed. Am I wrong?

  • Harim
    Harim 25 days ago

    yes keep talking please

  • Sylv1aN F1R3
    Sylv1aN F1R3 25 days ago

    That’s surprisingly accurate, how do I know........ I am British

  • Byron Jeffs
    Byron Jeffs 27 days ago

    Im english 😢😢

  • Lighting&SoundTechJ
    Lighting&SoundTechJ 27 days ago +5

    Not showing Brits how you make tea.... Wise choice...

  • i love pink roses
    i love pink roses 27 days ago

    Can for everything! Can the can can? The can.. can°-° I hate u!

  • Dali Lama
    Dali Lama 27 days ago +1

    Sees episode number


  • Pharaoh Misa
    Pharaoh Misa 28 days ago

    You're totally rubbish. Man I love you!

  • Lego Animations
    Lego Animations 29 days ago

    Anybody else British because I am and this was extremely racist but I'm not a hater I like his videos but this and his accent is so off

    • Cakie Kitty
      Cakie Kitty 21 day ago

      It's not racist tho since he's not attacking a race ???

    • Knobbbles
      Knobbbles 26 days ago

      Lego Animations I am and i dont really care

  • Harrison Hall
    Harrison Hall 29 days ago

    English people don’t speak like that

  • Ciel Phantomhive
    Ciel Phantomhive Month ago


  • swissmycheese
    swissmycheese Month ago +1

    Why is everything in a can

  • im female
    im female Month ago


  • Nathan Baness
    Nathan Baness Month ago

    LMAO does everything come in a can in Britain?

  • benji
    benji Month ago

    *He litterly bout a can of bear*

  • why now
    why now Month ago

    how is no one talking about the song at the end?

  • Pepper buttt
    Pepper buttt Month ago

    *changes whole accent*

  • sachin
    sachin Month ago +2

    Your British accent sounds more like an Australian one

  • The Legend
    The Legend Month ago

    I always wonder why you guys put milk in your tea

  • Benjam in
    Benjam in Month ago

    its not yogurt Its YO G HURT

  • RamadaArtist
    RamadaArtist Month ago

    I was going to be all snarky about how the whole video is "British" but then the ending music is set to "My Country, 'Tis of Thee." EXCEPT! I just found out that "My Country, 'Tis of Thee" is set to "God Save the Queen." Learn somethin' e'ery day.

  • RamadaArtist
    RamadaArtist Month ago +1

    "So what'd the Brits do right after World War I ended?"
    "Built the Stonehenge, and invented Chicken Tikka Masala."

  • matthew mcnab
    matthew mcnab Month ago

    best on youtube.

  • Toxic Piñata
    Toxic Piñata Month ago

    I caught that doctor who reference

  • Drake Lucian
    Drake Lucian Month ago

    _test_ *test*

  • Blan Morrison
    Blan Morrison Month ago

    I thought "undo on 4 hundo" was the greatest thing on this channel. After hearing it in a British accent, I stand corrected.

  • bobtheboy bobtheboy


  • Shane Torres
    Shane Torres Month ago

    British to Australian

  • Shane Torres
    Shane Torres Month ago

    I bet he got the oven from a can to

  • Nicholas Peters
    Nicholas Peters Month ago

    I nearly fell over laughing at: “You want to get biscuits so boring it’s gonna make the tea taste good.”

  • Will Leggett
    Will Leggett Month ago

    You put the tea bag in before the water

  • Cubic Newt
    Cubic Newt Month ago


  • Aku
    Aku Month ago

    Did you watch fresh meat?

  • Murray John Beard
    Murray John Beard Month ago +1


  • Mariah Delissa
    Mariah Delissa Month ago

    Possibly the funniest dude on the planet

  • Elias Bittah
    Elias Bittah Month ago +1

    is the joke everything in brittain is canned? im just asking, not understanding

    • Leanne Thompson
      Leanne Thompson 4 days ago

      Pretty sure Americans have more canned foods than the uk ours is mainly all canned soup and baked beans

    • Elias Bittah
      Elias Bittah 26 days ago

      Knobbbles in sweden we have like a quarter of an isle for cans (basiclly its really small

    • Knobbbles
      Knobbbles 26 days ago

      as a british person i have to say that we have 2 aisles of canned food in a store

  • FrizzlenMavrick
    FrizzlenMavrick Month ago

    I’m English and this ofendssss me

  • Cory Obrien
    Cory Obrien Month ago

    Anybody see dudes nasty ass sheets? How much masturbation is too much?? Aim for ur chest like everyone else ya sik bastard

    • Knobbbles
      Knobbbles 26 days ago


      why u lookin.

  • Thomas YT
    Thomas YT Month ago

    Does everything have to be in a can? Or do I get it myself?

  • Strictly Strong
    Strictly Strong Month ago

    I had tikka masala for dinner tonight. Wish my mom had seen this recipe

  • One Punch
    One Punch Month ago

    Why is every thing canned? Is this a British thing or is it just his style of cooking?

  • Europa
    Europa Month ago

    Im so disappointed there was no garlic in this :(

  • Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

    This is the best episode hands down.

  • Project Anti Zorgo
    Project Anti Zorgo Month ago

    I'm Asian

  • mimi huang
    mimi huang Month ago

    Oi oi mate, that was right dumb innit, you taking the piss!!??