Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published on Dec 5, 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.
    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin
    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.
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Comments • 4 774

  • pierre andré bahoueli

    guys you suck at cooking is how to basic !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Matthew Pang
    Matthew Pang Day ago

    heh "episode 69" heh

  • the eighth survivor


  • Bread Pudding
    Bread Pudding 2 days ago


  • Lil Nexo
    Lil Nexo 2 days ago

    Every thing make sense that it came out of cans, but a chicken wtf

  • mudkip.bacon games
    mudkip.bacon games 2 days ago


  • Jacob Mcclure
    Jacob Mcclure 3 days ago

    Sit up donle trump

  • sky Stevenson
    sky Stevenson 5 days ago +1

    I never new us Brits sounded like that 😂😂

  • FirstCosmic Man
    FirstCosmic Man 6 days ago +1

    Why is everything in a can?

  • Sanni Saari
    Sanni Saari 7 days ago

    Looks SO good!!!!!!

  • Thomas Lee
    Thomas Lee 8 days ago

    You remind me of Alfie

  • Jacksepticeye Fan
    Jacksepticeye Fan 8 days ago

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Marina Krizek
    Marina Krizek 8 days ago

    you suck at cleaning of the oven machine ^_^

  • hey how you doing idk


  • hornetkiller25
    hornetkiller25 9 days ago

    How to United Britain 101:
    Step 1. Make a cuppa tea
    Step 2. Get a plate
    Step 3. Dump a shitload of mcvitties digestives onto zed plate
    Step 4. Your done
    Congratulations you have just learned on how to become one with the people of United Britain

  • Lauren Kasap
    Lauren Kasap 10 days ago

    "And we'll just cook that till it's cooked"

  • Laylithe
    Laylithe 10 days ago

    that was cilantro??

  • Filip Paul Johnson
    Filip Paul Johnson 10 days ago

    You made tea wrong

  • Ticci Toby1242
    Ticci Toby1242 10 days ago +1

    He slowly turned Australian

  • poppy alice
    poppy alice 10 days ago

    from the
    where they’re welsh and have welsh accents, not british? bless you lol

  • Erol Jr
    Erol Jr 10 days ago

    You should wash your rice first btw

  • A guy in the comments 25


  • Toby Larone
    Toby Larone 11 days ago +1

    You mispronounced yoghurt your not truly British

  • Cold PF
    Cold PF 11 days ago +1

    wottol bottol

  • the algorithm
    the algorithm 11 days ago +1

    How to wangejangle™

    I forgot m8

  • iHopeUlikeCringe
    iHopeUlikeCringe 12 days ago

    I was considering unsubscribing because you said chicken tikka masala was from england instead of india, but your videos are to funny. Also, that accent doesn't sound british :)

  • TheSnauser
    TheSnauser 12 days ago +1

    the good part is that i suck at cooking. And you rocck at cooking. So i kanda learn how to cook food ;)

  • Ong Jun Wei
    Ong Jun Wei 12 days ago

    69 😏

  • Charlie
    Charlie 13 days ago

    slipped up by saying "erbs" lmao

  • Recipes Rack
    Recipes Rack 13 days ago


  • Carl Mwaamba
    Carl Mwaamba 17 days ago

    those chips look horrible

  • Ruben Gaunt
    Ruben Gaunt 17 days ago

    Dude - teabag in first, then you pour the hot water over the teabag. TRIGGERED

  • Maria Normington
    Maria Normington 18 days ago

    Why are you putting everything in tin cans?? I'm British and not everything is in them...

  • Stuart Duggan
    Stuart Duggan 18 days ago

    ‘You’ve not been to the Cardiff area’ that’s in Wales not England

  • Adidas nation
    Adidas nation 18 days ago

    This Nigga just dissed digestives

  • Robert Hsu
    Robert Hsu 18 days ago

    You sound more Australian or Kiwi than British.

  • Toad Emeror
    Toad Emeror 21 day ago


  • Warren Sale
    Warren Sale 21 day ago

    The worst thing is that you put the water in, THEN the tea bag.

  • Flare Blitz
    Flare Blitz 21 day ago


  • Kayna
    Kayna 22 days ago


  • Half Copper
    Half Copper 22 days ago

    You can do it we can all can do it,together

  • Yudo Budhi
    Yudo Budhi 22 days ago

    You sir, are the most messiest brits men ever

  • Nellie Eli
    Nellie Eli 22 days ago

    I'll give you my tikka malasa

  • Jesse Hopper
    Jesse Hopper 23 days ago

    You were doing so well untill you pronounced herbs as 'erbs'. You see its pronounced 'herbs' because its got a bloody H in it.

  • Revansh Sharma
    Revansh Sharma 24 days ago

    It is Indian dish

  • King Arthur
    King Arthur 24 days ago

    69, dudes!

  • Papa Dolphin
    Papa Dolphin 24 days ago

    u sound like fucking murdoc from gorillaz

  • Meme Biscuit
    Meme Biscuit 24 days ago +2

    I want to see these bloopers 😂

  • Free bleach for all
    Free bleach for all 24 days ago

    Why is everything in cans?

  • Delores Emeagi
    Delores Emeagi 24 days ago

    Lol "wrangejangle" is trademarked in the captions

  • That_suicidal_kid_jay
    That_suicidal_kid_jay 25 days ago

    The voice kinda reminds me of murdoc

  • Ushimimi
    Ushimimi 25 days ago


  • Ahmed Aizi
    Ahmed Aizi 27 days ago

    Why the fuck would you can chicken?

  • Undeadpool
    Undeadpool 27 days ago

    Indian 😂 you didn't mention 1 time..

  • Xxzz Robot
    Xxzz Robot 27 days ago

    Bro chicken Tikka masala is indian

  • Perry McCorkle
    Perry McCorkle 27 days ago

    This joker right here! 😂😂😂

  • iceis not isis spelled the same way tho

    Why is everything in a can😂😂

  • Vydrakk Zorxe
    Vydrakk Zorxe 28 days ago

    this is great

  • 5thString
    5thString 28 days ago

    The way you carve that ginger makes me thing you've figged a time or two.

  • Rawn Pawl
    Rawn Pawl 29 days ago

    You shouldn’t use the same chopping board

  • Marki Mahalimuyak
    Marki Mahalimuyak Month ago

    This is a lovely time to take a walk along the public footpaths *as* *is* *my* *right!*

  • Scott Karrasch
    Scott Karrasch Month ago

    Why is everything canned? XD

  • ash say
    ash say Month ago

    LOL its a national dish of UK now

  • Emily Love
    Emily Love Month ago

    Heh heh

    Don't hate me

  • zexel fan
    zexel fan Month ago

    The only thing that is not in a can is the bowl

  • David Johnston
    David Johnston Month ago

    Your American oven is not passing for a British oven.

  • Scented Urine
    Scented Urine Month ago

    I think you would make Gordan happy

  • The Bronco7
    The Bronco7 Month ago

    Almost everything is in a can because?

  • Mr_ Kluck
    Mr_ Kluck Month ago


  • Mr_ Kluck
    Mr_ Kluck Month ago

    Why is everything in a can *0.0*

  • ArcaneWarlock15
    ArcaneWarlock15 Month ago

    Everything’s in a can?

  • Anuj Anand
    Anuj Anand Month ago

    A tikka is nit baked in a oven whereas it is grilled on a tandoor

  • Anuj Anand
    Anuj Anand Month ago

    Thats is not chicken tikka masala!!! ;(

  • Brenna Allen
    Brenna Allen Month ago +1

    This sounds like a less disgusting murdoc niccals

  • the bunnie TV
    the bunnie TV Month ago +1

    Raw chicken comes in a can?

  • Hassam Shaikh
    Hassam Shaikh Month ago

    Why everything is in fuckin cans?

  • TheSetupWizard
    TheSetupWizard Month ago

    How could you put the teabag in after the water, you monster

  • Jayson Aaron
    Jayson Aaron Month ago

    Is it a jokr that we have everything in cans? Never come acrosd that one xD

  • scott Anderton
    scott Anderton Month ago


  • LeftyAccidkid666
    LeftyAccidkid666 Month ago

    Haha all the spinal tap references

  • Bluemon
    Bluemon Month ago

    You souns Aussie m8

  • 白空
    白空 Month ago

    You don't have to peel ginger. And if you still want to do it, you can use a spoon for a better, less wasteful result. Just saying
    Also, what's with the cans? Does it have to do with Britain?

  • Karni BS
    Karni BS Month ago

    Episode 69

  • LilThinker
    LilThinker Month ago

    OOOh a jamie oliver knife..

  • Stephen Wilson
    Stephen Wilson Month ago

    😂😂 This is fucking hilariously true

  • You talking to me?
    You talking to me? Month ago

    I thought fish and chips was Aussie

  • ThatOneCrazyBro
    ThatOneCrazyBro Month ago

    E P I S O D E 6 9

  • Joseph Chai
    Joseph Chai Month ago

    looks delicious

  • hayful59
    hayful59 Month ago

    It's seems like he has no idea about England but at the same time knows too much :P

  • Hudson Johnson
    Hudson Johnson Month ago

    I made this and it is very good

    JAMES POWNALL Month ago

    real brits drink pj tips

    that kind of rymes

  • jarah gates
    jarah gates Month ago

    i just want to say that seeing that many cans really fucked with my head

  • Keepyupy
    Keepyupy Month ago

    Further proof him and casually explained are connected. Both have similar put on accents

  • Red thered
    Red thered Month ago

    Man this dude go hard

  • Tasty cooking channel

    It’s not only recipe, it’s a TV Serials...... 😍

  • •Hobi•
    •Hobi• Month ago +1

    Where's the bean on toast?

  • Franklin&Tangelo 345

    This is Masala-anious.

    I’m not sorry.

  • The_Dank_Arts
    The_Dank_Arts Month ago

    howtobasic's brother

  • Md Farhan
    Md Farhan Month ago


  • May May
    May May Month ago

    I watched this when I was hungry😢