Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published on Dec 5, 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.
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    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.
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Comments • 4 481

  • TransBiologist
    TransBiologist 9 hours ago


  • Brendan Thomas
    Brendan Thomas Day ago

    In England they have beer served in cans?

  • olivia !
    olivia ! Day ago

    the longer i listened to this, the more he started to sound like harry styles

  • NicebutDim
    NicebutDim Day ago

    oh bloody well done sir but you mock me! Cretin = Best unused british word of all time...

  • Honest Mistake
    Honest Mistake Day ago

    Black mirror

  • Dat ClashBro
    Dat ClashBro Day ago

    *c a n s*

  • Lizzie
    Lizzie Day ago

    Cardiff is in wales not England 😂😂

  • TrueStuff
    TrueStuff 3 days ago

    After viewing few videos I just might start cooking again, after 9 years... Thanks!

  • MrWylwy
    MrWylwy 3 days ago

    Why is it all in effing cans?!?!?!?!

  • jarfart _
    jarfart _ 3 days ago

    he said yo-gurt and not yah-gurt

  • ParkerDai
    ParkerDai 3 days ago

    Cardiff? Nah mate Swansea! (speaking of which, did you feel the earthquake? 17th Feb 2018)

  • Pepe Playz
    Pepe Playz 3 days ago


  • Arnab Ghosh
    Arnab Ghosh 4 days ago

    but this is an Indian Dish !!!!

  • Rahmat Yusof
    Rahmat Yusof 5 days ago

    What the hell is that British accent

  • Jack Britton
    Jack Britton 5 days ago

    Hey mate. The lid's too bloody small.

  • laiion
    laiion 5 days ago

    I was like, please not a whole episode of this... and I got a whole episode of it

  • Mikko Taivalmäki
    Mikko Taivalmäki 6 days ago

    This is more like australian accent than british

  • Redgrave192
    Redgrave192 6 days ago

    How dare you taint that chicken with the devil herb known as cilantro, there's a special place in hell for people who commit such a crime against nature.

  • Eggi Zero
    Eggi Zero 6 days ago

    Binging with babish or klunatik
    Why not both?

  • Abdulla Ali
    Abdulla Ali 6 days ago

    Chicken tika masala is an Indian dish

  • Michael McAlister
    Michael McAlister 7 days ago

    This was my first video, and I actually thought that was your real accent

  • Simon Verweij
    Simon Verweij 8 days ago

    you're gonna need biscuits that are soo boring, they make the tea taste good xD

  • Bodil the alchemist
    Bodil the alchemist 8 days ago

    The EU is doomed to fail. Brexit was right.

  • PSNgamer
    PSNgamer 8 days ago

    We say yoh gart not yoe gart

  • michael Daley
    michael Daley 8 days ago

    why weren't the pepper and tea in a can?

  • Ninten
    Ninten 8 days ago

    Sounds like murdoc

  • nib nob
    nib nob 8 days ago

    I refuse 😑

  • Simply Alex
    Simply Alex 9 days ago +1

    A nice misture of howtobasic and Gordon Ramsey. Perfection

  • bambleclaw123
    bambleclaw123 9 days ago

    Ah fuck he didn’t say yagurt... he said yogurt

  • King Of Thy Burnt Nuggets

    You Know Tikka Masala is an Indian dish right?

  • nib nob
    nib nob 9 days ago


  • nib nob
    nib nob 9 days ago

    Dont even do this again u dick

  • Dao Yang
    Dao Yang 9 days ago

    Lol nationalist pride of Britain, speaking with a Australian accent, eating an Indian dish.

  • Shaylee Baker
    Shaylee Baker 9 days ago

    *Weoow very noice m8*

  • Emma
    Emma 9 days ago

    Don't have raw meat on a wooden chopping board, especially not chicken :( Thats not sanitary

  • Moondoox
    Moondoox 9 days ago


  • MadSam !
    MadSam ! 9 days ago

    The accent was blown by the mispronounced yoghurt.
    The British pronunciation is Yog'ert
    In America it's Yow'gert.
    And also we say "herbs" not "erbs" (unless your really cockney)
    But good accent though!

  • Mikaela Bucao
    Mikaela Bucao 10 days ago

    Chicken in the can?

  • sixer- chan
    sixer- chan 10 days ago

    looks like curry, kinda.

  • Zishawn Malik
    Zishawn Malik 10 days ago

    Actually "Tikka" is pronounced as "THICC-A". Look it up

  • Deven Fillingham
    Deven Fillingham 10 days ago

    Fuck off I'm British

  • Antoni Gates
    Antoni Gates 10 days ago +1

    I'm British, and I approve this.

  • Lily Stather
    Lily Stather 11 days ago

    I am offended by this video because,
    1. I am British and we dont talk like that. It sounds australian
    2. We dont keep everything in cans.
    3. Not all of us do the same thing you did near the end of the video.
    ... sorry...

  • Nirandhan Naidoo
    Nirandhan Naidoo 11 days ago

    Fun you too........M8

  • TrustGone
    TrustGone 11 days ago

    englond has no mo muskets, now they have gons and kevla.

  • NeKutoo Win
    NeKutoo Win 12 days ago

    It feels like I am watching a funnier Gordon Ramsey's video

  • CTronOmega
    CTronOmega 12 days ago

    Insert obligatory “as is my right” joke here.

  • Helius Infinitus
    Helius Infinitus 12 days ago

    I was really hoping for at least one 69 joke. Missed opportunity mate.

  • Ane Crain
    Ane Crain 12 days ago

    this is exactly what its like when i cook

  • Herpaderp Flerp
    Herpaderp Flerp 13 days ago


  • LazyStatic
    LazyStatic 13 days ago

    I made this yesterday and it was amazing.

  • seasmell
    seasmell 13 days ago

    Gordan Ramsay who

  • wesley ross
    wesley ross 13 days ago

    Excellent use of our slang.

  • Charlie Taylor
    Charlie Taylor 13 days ago

    Worst British accent ever :)

  • Mollyzing
    Mollyzing 14 days ago

    we are gonna cook that until it is cooked

  • Susan 81768
    Susan 81768 14 days ago

    Is her Majesty wearing an alien face brooch in that photo?

  • DragonblazeGames
    DragonblazeGames 14 days ago

    This has upset me more than anything else in my entire life

  • Ajit Pai
    Ajit Pai 15 days ago

    90% Australian accent

  • Ethan Hill
    Ethan Hill 15 days ago

    This is blasphemy. You always put the teabag in first. As a true great UK-man I can't stand for such bloody rubbish

  • Christopher Macleod
    Christopher Macleod 15 days ago

    As a British Person im just happy you went for Yorkshire Tea 👍

    SHAKI CORN 16 days ago

    You sound Australian but I get confused too lol

  • mini reaper
    mini reaper 16 days ago

    You said yogurt wrong if your doing a British impression, we say yog urt

  • Serpent Gaming 52
    Serpent Gaming 52 16 days ago

    I dont know if i should be laughing or be offended...

  • ceri
    ceri 16 days ago

    c ar di f f a re a

  • ASMR Lily Bee
    ASMR Lily Bee 16 days ago

    The Mum in me wants to clean your cooker ✌️💛

  • Harriette Gardnèr
    Harriette Gardnèr 16 days ago

    You do from Australian to London to Yorkshire to Irish. Sexist.

  • Poe Taytus
    Poe Taytus 16 days ago +1

    nah mate it's wa'er bo'el

  • Jaxson Johnson
    Jaxson Johnson 17 days ago

    episode 69. nice

  • juliann Gutierrez
    juliann Gutierrez 17 days ago

    Will you marry me, I'll learn how to play the lute and serenade you.

  • Loti
    Loti 17 days ago

    i think im on the wrong channle

  • jeff101
    jeff101 17 days ago

    You madman water before tea bag is horrible also good acent

  • Chicago Mewtwo
    Chicago Mewtwo 17 days ago

    why the fuck wasn’t the hot sauce in a can

  • Melinzu
    Melinzu 19 days ago

    I can confirm this is very accurate as I myself is from United Britain.

  • Mr Flibble
    Mr Flibble 19 days ago

    You suck at British accents yeah you totally suck.

  • chan Amanda
    chan Amanda 19 days ago

    Right when he said dont go checking your text messages I got a message 😂

  • Brake Barrel Hunting
    Brake Barrel Hunting 20 days ago

    you sound more aussie than british

  • Goulash Josh
    Goulash Josh 20 days ago

    chicken on episode 69?

  • Eagle Artist
    Eagle Artist 20 days ago

    The dislikes are from triggered british

  • Joseph Rodriguez
    Joseph Rodriguez 20 days ago

    What's that can opener? Mine sucks

  • padnative
    padnative 21 day ago

    Glad I read the recipe. "And Bob''s your Uncle" lol. My brother and sister-in-law live in England. I went and stayed with them for a month. Loved that phrase. Have to admit I'm disappointed of no joke about episode "69". Love all your vids. They're all "dog's bollocks".

  • DrBunnyflipflop ExplosionOfAwesome

    He sounds like a weird mix of Australian and South African...

  • Kieran H.
    Kieran H. 21 day ago

    I've seen almost all of your videos and this has to be my favourite

  • Jupiter Cooper
    Jupiter Cooper 21 day ago

    edit: also fuck that tea jesus christ you animal

  • Exo Dus
    Exo Dus 21 day ago

    Your ass better be a fucking ex-pat , no dirty outsider is allowed to treat liz like that . Phillip would beat you down for chucking that monkey food in her face.

  • Kelly Downs
    Kelly Downs 21 day ago

    Your accent is more Irish 🍀

  • Mya Brower
    Mya Brower 21 day ago

    You know why I like these vids?
    Becuse they are funny and you learn somethings.

  • Ogolog
    Ogolog 21 day ago

    Unbelievable. Everyone knows teabag goes in first. I'm starting to think you're not even English.

  • Moldy Cheese
    Moldy Cheese 21 day ago

    Only 1 piece of advise, chap. Its yog-urt not yooooo-gurt

  • Trancer
    Trancer 21 day ago


  • The Guys
    The Guys 21 day ago +1

    You should have really exaggerated how spicy it is compared to its actual spice level, that’s a classic stereotype around where I live

  • BeforeReform
    BeforeReform 21 day ago +1

    Using Fahrenheit on the oven smh

  • Ezra Poore
    Ezra Poore 21 day ago

    I swear to got this is the funniest channel on youtube.

  • Aden Lamb
    Aden Lamb 21 day ago

    how the fuck is this so accurate??

  • Dean
    Dean 23 days ago

    Ah yes, this is a respectable video from Very Good Britain! (great Britain)

  • Jam.e Embo
    Jam.e Embo 23 days ago

    The fact that he put the tea bag in after the water😑

    TIMELORD327 23 days ago

    Offend anything, but our BISCUITS!!!

  • DeadlyDreams
    DeadlyDreams 24 days ago

    “You’re gonna want an oven mitt”
    *doesnt use a fucking mitt*

  • Jamie Bradish
    Jamie Bradish 24 days ago


  • Peter Keenan
    Peter Keenan 24 days ago


  • JonnyboyYT- Channel
    JonnyboyYT- Channel 25 days ago

    He urned scotch half way through