Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published on Dec 5, 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.
    Snapchat: @yousuckatcookin
    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.
    Prince Harry at the 2017 Invictus Games opening ceremony
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    Prince Philip
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  • Runtime: 6:46
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Comments: 4 088

  • Rebecca Owens
    Rebecca Owens 7 hours ago

    Of course your biscuits tasted like cardboard. That's what happens when you get Digestives instead of Hobnobs.

  • IEatCows
    IEatCows 8 hours ago


  • Aigo T
    Aigo T 9 hours ago

    Je vous aime.

  • gustavo Fring
    gustavo Fring 9 hours ago

    Chicken shitta masala

  • VJG420
    VJG420 10 hours ago

    Bring back pimblokto!!

  • justingt3rs
    justingt3rs 10 hours ago

    This was the first you suck at cooking video i watched, i was so disappointed when i found out this wasnt his real voice!!

  • Ben Isovitsch
    Ben Isovitsch 12 hours ago

    You know I made spicy peanut butter soup tonight, and I have to say, mine is at 91% and your soup is at 9%. But, you know, let's not forget about those with a sensitive sense of taste.

  • Matt Smith
    Matt Smith 12 hours ago +1

    I...I don't understand. Is this serious? Will this food taste good if I follow the "directions"?

  • Adrian Jerry
    Adrian Jerry 16 hours ago

    This channel is cancer

  • Luke, I'm your father!
    Luke, I'm your father! 16 hours ago


  • Jing Wang
    Jing Wang 17 hours ago

    I really like your voice don’t know why!

  • Itz Azurah
    Itz Azurah 17 hours ago

    I honestly thought he got all his ingredients from cans xD

  • RandomPath
    RandomPath 18 hours ago

    you limey fuck

  • satanic otaku
    satanic otaku 19 hours ago

    Tgis is British culture

  • Steve Holt
    Steve Holt 20 hours ago

    Sounds like a POM thats been in OZ for a bit

  • GhibliKid
    GhibliKid 21 hour ago

    You said tomato wrong

  • OtsdarvaOS
    OtsdarvaOS 23 hours ago

    1:10 Everything was in a can LOL

  • Call me Meili
    Call me Meili Day ago +1

    Yogurt? You mean yahguht? Unsubbed.

  • The Red Rabbit
    The Red Rabbit Day ago

    All these cans

  • Nisha
    Nisha Day ago


  • juliejay
    juliejay Day ago

    What do I do

  • juliejay
    juliejay Day ago

    But it’s 1 am and I can’t sleep

  • juliejay
    juliejay Day ago

    I fall asleep to this

  • Stargarden
    Stargarden Day ago +1

    Wanjangle sounds best in the British accent

  • Slayer1111111111able

    nice Australian accent

  • Michelle Muller
    Michelle Muller Day ago +1

    Can you make a vid on what to do with dried figs because I look up recipes for them and they don't really use DRIED figs. It's weird.

  • Boostio
    Boostio Day ago +3

    You have no respect for the saycred art of British tea making, sir I challenge you to a dual

  • Stacie Streck
    Stacie Streck Day ago +2

    W.... Why is everything in a can? That's so much work... Lol

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    legourmettv Day ago +3

    We have so much to learn from this channel!

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    Nsar stafeenee Day ago

    why this rubbish is on trending

    • juliejay
      juliejay Day ago

      Nsar stafeenee YOU ARE RUBBISH

    FFSAKE Day ago +1

    Do a face reveal at 1 million subs.

  • Calico Dan
    Calico Dan Day ago +2

    i know this man isn't from britain because he put his tea bag in after the water

  • no one
    no one Day ago

    well i actually made this tastes like heaven like wtf

  • Rachael Rakes
    Rachael Rakes 2 days ago

    Ugh you gotta rinse that rice first so much better

  • Maggie Angel
    Maggie Angel 2 days ago

    i have a crush on you and i dont know what you look like

  • Radheksa Bintang Akbar
    Radheksa Bintang Akbar 2 days ago +1

    You should do more videos with British accent

  • feistyfluxy
    feistyfluxy 2 days ago +15

    "The Cardiff area, where I'm from..." my Welsh bf was like "wtf?!" 😂 😂 😂

    I WILL REIGN 2 days ago

    Shit now I want canned beer.

  • Patrick Kennedy
    Patrick Kennedy 2 days ago

    Yo, Ian, when can I give you money? You don't take my money on Patreon, and Facebook is going to have a subscription button right under the video like Twitch right? So give us that so we can give you moneymoneybillzyall

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    Berk T 2 days ago

    I like this channel more than ted cruz’s twitter account.

  • maybecraZzy
    maybecraZzy 2 days ago

    i only liked this video cuz it was episode 69 and he based it on Britain XD yaasss bitchhh

  • Wynona Fudd
    Wynona Fudd 2 days ago

    But then there was that picture of creepy Prince Philip. Ew.

  • Ryan Hayle
    Ryan Hayle 2 days ago

    You need to practise saying HERBS.

  • Bill Wiltfong
    Bill Wiltfong 2 days ago

    If I wasn't convinced before, I am now firmly in favor of Brexit. Chant with me, "Isolate, Isolate, Isolate!"

  • K. Manning
    K. Manning 2 days ago

    I honestly had no idea that you can get chicken in a can...

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    dafalln games 2 days ago

    His acsennt is shite

  • BigCal
    BigCal 2 days ago

    You sound more Australian than British

  • Justin Mansfield
    Justin Mansfield 2 days ago

    Chicken in a can?

  • TheDirtyGrandpa
    TheDirtyGrandpa 2 days ago

    Oh god... it's here

  • Arthur Dent
    Arthur Dent 2 days ago +1

    I made this today and it was delicious as fuck!

  • realDonaldJTrump
    realDonaldJTrump 2 days ago

    Yo yosac can you do a face reveal for one million subscribers.

  • Good Lookin' Cookin' with Collin and Aron

    Looks delicious

  • AngryExpat
    AngryExpat 2 days ago

    Wonderful Australian accent

  • Hernán Montero
    Hernán Montero 2 days ago

    Looks like in England the people eat garbage.

  • A True Wisconsinite
    A True Wisconsinite 2 days ago +1

    I always thought this was Indian. Maybe it came from them since they were under British Colonial rule.

  • Aust544
    Aust544 2 days ago

    HeLLo mY nAmE iS Nino

  • Kylee Conrad
    Kylee Conrad 2 days ago +2

    "Just cook that until it's cooked." Ah ha ha ha!

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    Ross E 2 days ago

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    jfxdillon 2 days ago +1

    Anyone pick up on the fact that the song in the last part is “my country ‘tis of thee” which is an American song?

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    Kemal Ertas 3 days ago +33

    I always feel like this dude does not upload frequently enough but then when he does it is totally worth the wait. YOU CHEEKY BASTARD !

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    Ricardo Bejeraste 3 days ago

    Oh, man, the Bri'ish will kill ya, lad! hahahahahah

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    Mikee Minecraft gamer 3 days ago +1

    this channel is slowly turning into How to Basic

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    Travis Cervantes 3 days ago

    Not as funny as the other guy. Video sucked

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    daniel liu 3 days ago

    This dude literally just opened a can of beer

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    SGT Foxy 3 days ago

    anyone else see the long hair in the bowl... eeeek

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    Mike Hunt 3 days ago

    I’d really prefer that u do not make Sand Nigger food on Ur Channel. We are promoting the Sand Niggers and their evil culture by doing this. You need to be more patriotic and be a better American. #NukeTheMiddleEastPreziDentTrump

  • LilyFlower
    LilyFlower 3 days ago

    He turned from Posh to Pirate real quick

  • Total War Fan
    Total War Fan 3 days ago

    Wait.... why is a Indian food national food of UK

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    Sufferinq/Savagegod 3 days ago

    Nothing really sexual.....sigh

  • Christina Murcia
    Christina Murcia 3 days ago

    once you started speaking I checked to see if I clicked the right video lol can you just do this accent on every video, please???

  • BenyQuinonez
    BenyQuinonez 3 days ago


  • BakerBrotherTV
    BakerBrotherTV 3 days ago +1

    Close but we say 'herbs', not 'erbs' and 'yog-urt', not 'yo-gurt' ;)

  • Saritah
    Saritah 3 days ago

    OYG!!!! So much like!!!

  • DasJones
    DasJones 3 days ago

    Absolutely nailed the Cardiff accent

  • giulianosassari
    giulianosassari 3 days ago

    England is his city

  • joy_of_cook
    joy_of_cook 3 days ago

    .. I like it .. thank you

  • Joshua Jones
    Joshua Jones 3 days ago

    Now do an Asian dish with dialect

  • Mycel
    Mycel 3 days ago

    you gave yourself away by using a fahrenheit onion!

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    Suicide Singer 3 days ago

    So close to 1 million

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    Bosspiggy2004 3 days ago


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    The Tørtøise Kid 3 days ago

    You know now I really wonder what Gordon Ramsay would think of this video

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    :steamsalty: 3 days ago


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    luxette diane 3 days ago

    Sooo funny 🤣

  • Imzo Amev
    Imzo Amev 3 days ago

    So your accent is middling between Welsh and Australian but I love it :D

  • Determined2bDetermined

    the lid lol

  • Determined2bDetermined

    all the the cans? what?

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    Caleb Wolfe 3 days ago

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    TehRedBro 3 days ago

    This is honestly amazing!

  • Megan Gee
    Megan Gee 3 days ago

    That's a pretty hilarious attempt at an accent. I still lol'd though

  • Charlotte Meuse
    Charlotte Meuse 3 days ago

    After this video I had to watch another one where he talked in his real voice cus I missed it lol

  • Meme King
    Meme King 3 days ago


  • Brandon Kurewitz
    Brandon Kurewitz 3 days ago

    This was great!

  • Isobel Cottage
    Isobel Cottage 3 days ago

    You forgot Charles and William m8

  • Tim Durden
    Tim Durden 3 days ago

    Vegan recipes!!!

  • Ann Er
    Ann Er 3 days ago

    Your hands (arms as well, obviously) are incredibly hot.

  • Thalia Muse
    Thalia Muse 3 days ago

    there's beer in a can.. raw chicken In a can... shook

  • Cheesy Hamburgerbun
    Cheesy Hamburgerbun 4 days ago

    i like your effort in making a british accent and coming out kind of australian. I love this channel. 10/10 would subscribe again

  • Jeffrey Manzil
    Jeffrey Manzil 4 days ago

    chicken out a can