Chicken Tikka Masala - You Suck at Cooking (episode 69)

  • Published on Dec 5, 2017
  • From the creators of Stonehenge; Chicken Tikka Masala. Actually the roots are more complicated than that and Wikipedia explains it better than I can, on account of me not being a historian on this particular subject.
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    The Recipe
    I used two chicken breasts but you could easily do 3 for this recipe, maybe even 4 smaller ones.
    The Marinade:
    1/2 cup plain yogurt (full fat)
    A teaspoon of garam masala, coriander, cumin, turmeric
    Some salt
    Wangjangle the yogurt and spices together then cube the chicken and slather it all together
    Put it in the fridge from between an hour to overnight
    For the sauce dice an onion and fry it in butter or coconut oil
    Grate some ginger and garlic and add those in
    Add the same spices as before, but slightly more, up to 1.5 teaspoons of each
    Add in a large can of crushed tomatoes
    Add in a cup of yogurt
    Add in a teaspoon or so of brown sugar if it’s too acidic or you want it slightly sweeter
    Add in a teaspoon of salt
    Cook it on low while you broil the chicken
    You can also do the chicken in the pan but it’s harder to get even
    You also don’t have to cook the chicken until it’s blackened but that’s what people usually do…careful not to overcook it
    Spread the chicken out on a pan and put your oven on broil and cook it until it just starts to get black
    Throw it in the sauce for a few minutes until it’s cooked through
    Serve on Basmati rice (or whatever rice you have)
    Chop up some coriander and put it on top
    Bob’s your uncle. In case you didn’t know.
    Prince Harry at the 2017 Invictus Games opening ceremony
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Comments • 5 028

  • Alex Rodrigues
    Alex Rodrigues 22 hours ago

    Everything in a can

  • Eduardo Martinez
    Eduardo Martinez 2 days ago

    oouuucchhh lmao

  • Beccsz
    Beccsz 2 days ago

    No but seriously I just discovered your channel last week and have been watching your videos repeatedly (and in chronological order) please make more so that I don't run outtttt

  • Beccsz
    Beccsz 2 days ago


  • Ben Jones
    Ben Jones 2 days ago

    Chicken tikka masala... Buy at Asda or Iceland :D

  • Nicholas B
    Nicholas B 3 days ago

    I know that tea turned into classic good 'ol American coffee.

    FAKE NEWS 3 days ago

    Damn i thought the Stonehenge was like 1600 huh i guess i was waay off

  • KPM6000
    KPM6000 3 days ago

    I’m offended at the lack of Naan bread

  • mogstar 666
    mogstar 666 4 days ago

    Cardiff is in wales...

  • Corbinja
    Corbinja 5 days ago

    Episode 69. NOICE

  • Ross Bramley
    Ross Bramley 5 days ago

    I’m British. Entirely accurate, but the teabag goes in first, then water.

    INTPTT 7 days ago

    Do the English have canned beer, or was that a joke?

  • Rana Baber008
    Rana Baber008 7 days ago

    بہت ھی اعلی کسی کام کی تعریف کرنا اچھا لگتا ھے

  • MidNight
    MidNight 7 days ago

    is this racist?

    CHARAEIO 8 days ago

    Thanks for this tip America States of United

    I’m English

  • No dicc pic please
    No dicc pic please 8 days ago

    The way you cook rice gives my Asian heart pain

  • ima bose
    ima bose 8 days ago


  • Junkekusus
    Junkekusus 8 days ago

    I was literally laughing the whole way through, This has to be like one of the best things I have ever seen.

  • Chloe Bell
    Chloe Bell 9 days ago

    A true chef

  • Dark
    Dark 9 days ago

    Am I the only one who thinks he kinda sounds more Australian?

  • Drew142
    Drew142 10 days ago

    Im ashamed you didnt do a cream pie for episode 69

  • Louis Burnell
    Louis Burnell 11 days ago

    Ok how is England’s stereotype cans when America has canned bread where you can hardly get a can of anything here

  • 송송창빈
    송송창빈 12 days ago

    And l'm British

  • Lisa Jordon
    Lisa Jordon 15 days ago

    You sure use a lot of shit from a " Can " . LmFaO 😁

  • Harry Clark
    Harry Clark 15 days ago

    I'm not even angry.

  • sanicDuHejog
    sanicDuHejog 16 days ago

    did he say Cardiff or something else..
    can't tell lmao even though i live in wales lOL

  • Steven Marshall
    Steven Marshall 17 days ago


  • Vanilla Hysteria ぁの波


  • batman likes pizza
    batman likes pizza 18 days ago

    Couldn’t sleep (although I didn’t try very hard...) 11

  • Benjamin Stenlund
    Benjamin Stenlund 18 days ago

    They're pronounced Yogg-urt and Tom-art-toes
    uncultured swine

  • peanutbutterismyjam
    peanutbutterismyjam 18 days ago +1

    Chicken tikka masala is actually starting to become the national dish of Britain. So you are actually correct.

  • Michael Ivanov
    Michael Ivanov 19 days ago


  • msfluffypuff aj
    msfluffypuff aj 19 days ago

    i thought that there would be a sex joke in this

  • Richard Tidwell
    Richard Tidwell 21 day ago

    The premise of this video is about immigration

  • Toaster
    Toaster 21 day ago

    Why is there so many cans?

  • MrJaffaJack
    MrJaffaJack 22 days ago

    I was impressed by your accent and dialect before.
    Then you cracked out the Yorkshire Tea.
    Come 'ere mate. You're one of us now.

  • splinkle falls animasion memes

    Im british

  • Derv
    Derv 23 days ago

    3:21 what a mess

  • Lalee Xiong
    Lalee Xiong 24 days ago

    Nice british accent

  • Starteli Xu
    Starteli Xu 24 days ago


  • stopthattimerave
    stopthattimerave 25 days ago +1


  • Sychron
    Sychron 25 days ago

    what the fuck is this chanel..

  • A _ Cash
    A _ Cash 26 days ago

    Lmao episode *6 9*

  • Reversd
    Reversd 27 days ago

    I managed not to break down in laughter until 3:37 that was just ...

  • Genji The Weeb
    Genji The Weeb 28 days ago

    I want this so bad

  • Sean Tarnowski
    Sean Tarnowski 28 days ago

    I hate how he tries to be British but he STILL can't do it. He doesn't say the words right. He still says CAN-T while us British people (who he's trying to imitate), says CAR-NT plus a lot other mis-pronounciations and stereotypes (Don't worry I still love your vids and I know it's a joke OK so don't get your knickers in a twist mate

  • Ex0dis
    Ex0dis 29 days ago

    4:05 Murdoc? Is that you?

  • Joshua Farrant
    Joshua Farrant Month ago

    Why the f**k are there so many god dam cans

  • DeDucked
    DeDucked Month ago


  • Apilem gaming
    Apilem gaming Month ago

    You nailed with that Scottish Accent.

  • Hawaa Sarwary
    Hawaa Sarwary Month ago

    😱theres... SEASONING!

  • dickfagina
    dickfagina Month ago +1


  • swagabum
    swagabum Month ago

    You sound more like an Australian than a fockin british aight.
    Em i right m8?

  • Andy Zhao
    Andy Zhao Month ago

    2:30 you pronounced “tomatoes” differently

  • Jesse Sinclair
    Jesse Sinclair Month ago +1

    holy shit dude youre hilarious

  • Awoken
    Awoken Month ago


  • Aardappelsaus
    Aardappelsaus Month ago

    Apparently it's a thing to put your tea bag in first, in the uk. Man, I've never cared so little for something. The fact that that is a debate, just... ugh.

  • Jack Smith
    Jack Smith Month ago

    So true!!! (I am British BTW)

  • dollarsmakesense11
    dollarsmakesense11 Month ago

    This was actually close to an edible recipe compared to the other "You Suck At Cooking" videos!

  • Zac Dickinson
    Zac Dickinson Month ago

    I found this channel through snapchat and I’m so happy

  • Jose Manuel Chaves Bussi

    WHY IS EVERYTHING CANNED!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  • IDKWhatI'mDoing
    IDKWhatI'mDoing Month ago


  • Bias Wrecked
    Bias Wrecked Month ago


  • darkking555
    darkking555 Month ago +1

    3:21 thats coffee not tea

  • Kung fu Kenny
    Kung fu Kenny Month ago +1


  • J -Thrash
    J -Thrash Month ago

    Thought I was subscribed! Glad I wasn't!

  • Shaka Parwana
    Shaka Parwana Month ago


  • ωнιяl
    ωнιяl Month ago

    Woltle boltle

  • ωнιяl
    ωнιяl Month ago

    How everything was in cans 😂

  • Jared From subway
    Jared From subway Month ago


  • i love dinosaurs
    i love dinosaurs Month ago

    indians gonna hate hahahaha

  • Philip Eisenstein
    Philip Eisenstein Month ago

    My chicken has this strange watery liquid on the pan what is it? I followed all the instructions.

  • Henry Richards
    Henry Richards Month ago

    I'm not gonna tell you that it's not British it's you know what yeah british.......

  • Rocketman
    Rocketman Month ago

    Uhhhh all the cans

  • ricefox25
    ricefox25 Month ago

    Oh no I didn't let the first bite to the queen

  • Josh_2k47
    Josh_2k47 Month ago

    So much shade at us omds😂

  • Shilow Dawn
    Shilow Dawn Month ago

    The lid has to fit or it will overfloooow.

  • Queens Curry Kitchen

    You are hilarious and as British as it comes! Love your accent and the food is looking bloody good!!great job

  • Free bleach for all

    Why are is everything in cans

    • Bliss
      Bliss Month ago

      Free bleach for all it’s a crack on how British people use a lot of canned food

  • Jamie Mills
    Jamie Mills Month ago

    i just dont get why he's getting everything from cans

  • MadiCat247
    MadiCat247 Month ago

    Bear Grills makes food

  • Fallina Delegencia
    Fallina Delegencia Month ago

    Okay, one question why dont you wash your rice before cooking it?

  • ddontworyboutit
    ddontworyboutit Month ago

    Why can I smell the beer in the Video...

  • Logical Police
    Logical Police Month ago

    Imma stab u up m8

  • Yuk - i sucks at gacha


  • Deanna Fernandez
    Deanna Fernandez Month ago +1

    Racist and steriotipical prick

  • Alub Jamse Josne
    Alub Jamse Josne Month ago

    This is the best fucking episode ever

  • Claudia Jean
    Claudia Jean Month ago

    Did his beer come from a can?... I'm always so amazed

  • OBG yungmayne
    OBG yungmayne 2 months ago

    This looks horrible and un appetizing. Your cooking is shit

  • Alicaido
    Alicaido 2 months ago

    at first I was like, "Why is he doing a terrible Australian accent." then I heard it for what it really was... a terrible British accent. blimey.

  • Oliver McEldon
    Oliver McEldon 2 months ago

    You really wangjangled those accents

  • mary CBS news jane
    mary CBS news jane 2 months ago

    Isn't this Indian?

  • Lydia Chong
    Lydia Chong 2 months ago

    You sound Aussie, mate.

  • Partumiter
    Partumiter 2 months ago

    I’m British and after watching this, I now sound like this.

  • Pat Laney
    Pat Laney 2 months ago

    Do you usually cook or just do it for TVclip?

  • ToriFunFight
    ToriFunFight 2 months ago

    "gonna take a can...
    of chicken."

    help im dying

  • Carter Bennett
    Carter Bennett 2 months ago


  • S A L A M I
    S A L A M I 2 months ago

    I’m British and this is very accurate especially in london

  • Ananya Narayanan
    Ananya Narayanan 2 months ago

    Can you make a dish with Indian cottage cheese (Paneer) next time, please? :)

  • namjoon lover
    namjoon lover 2 months ago +1

    it's not because of "dirtiness" it's because it removes excess starches that make the rice too sticky and mushy