MY DRUNK KITCHEN: Hot Buttery Croissant

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  • Published on Jun 22, 2017
  • A journey to the truth... the flaky, buttery truth...
    SOOOOO excited to finally share the premiere of my Food Network show airing **MONDAY AUGUST 14 @ 10/9c!** wowowowowow honestly can't believe how cool this is. I'm really really proud of what we've created and I can't wait to share it with you.
    xoxo Hh
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    (well, there is some, maybe not a guide)
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    This is a truly wonderful time. These moments are treasures!
    Love,
    Hannah
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Comments • 956

  • John Snow
    John Snow 3 months ago

    I have seen Hannah on TVclip for years, this video has made me subscribe.

  • Anna Shevetovska
    Anna Shevetovska 5 months ago

    "And if faster lanes don't have croissants...I'm switching lanes." brilliant xD

  • Yasmine Salazar
    Yasmine Salazar 6 months ago

    Had to come watch this after they mentioned it on hannahlyze lol

  • Buggie Jones
    Buggie Jones 7 months ago

    *croissant shapes*

  • Rogan deCalesta
    Rogan deCalesta 8 months ago

    This is the Drunkest Hannah. We have found her.

  • Jamie Lee Albert
    Jamie Lee Albert 8 months ago

    Omg that taste test!!!

  • Pixiewings504
    Pixiewings504 9 months ago

    She is so drunk

  • bea kittelscherz
    bea kittelscherz 10 months ago

    dammn she really got perfect with vidio cut! really funny

  • Ellen Archambault
    Ellen Archambault 10 months ago

    I admire your courage. I worked as a baker and I wouldn't make croissant dough at home. Not worth the effort unless you are making 300 in a batch. You make me laugh out loud. Thanks. Love the flour. Shit gets everywhere.

  • check description
    check description 11 months ago

    you look a lot like lena dunham!!!

  • Jody littlecrowe
    Jody littlecrowe 11 months ago

    I truly never tire of watching you! So many reasons to love you!

  • Cynthia Brodowska
    Cynthia Brodowska 11 months ago

    Check out The Great British Baking Show! It's craaaazy how well all those Brits bake!

  • Ramy
    Ramy Year ago

    I'm not a good baker but at lease I don't use a measuring tape 🤣

  • NekoGrace 79
    NekoGrace 79 Year ago

    Best one ever. E.V.E.R.

  • Olivia Persaile
    Olivia Persaile Year ago

    no boo boop?

  • Wade Patton
    Wade Patton Year ago

    I get the struggle, every time I start cleaning the kitchen and make some space--COOKING happens and now there's a new mess. Boxes, Bikes, Fishing gear, truck parts, bottles of booze, but I'm now making sourdough breads. No more storebought yeasties. and less abomblishments. Hahaha! measuring is not what I do. Recipes hell, look up some of The French Chef (Julia Child-the OC, Original tv Chef)to learn things like Croissants. She's the one who got me started making bread. Prime video used to have the whole collection-may yet. Yeah, it's ancient, but good food doesn't change (much).

  • Josh S
    Josh S Year ago

    i saw no cat, just a snake wearing a sweater

  • Sarah Daunt
    Sarah Daunt Year ago

    Yay!! Hilarious

  • Mick SW
    Mick SW Year ago

    I only had almond milk... because... I'm bougie

  • Miles Gelin
    Miles Gelin Year ago

    Some unasked advice from a baker: soften the butter before trying to shape it. Make sure everything stays cold- the solid butter between layers of dough creates steam that causes flakiness. Probably fold and turn the dough a few more times. Each time you fold the dough you double the number of layers. Also, measuring ingredients is a good idea.

  • harridplotter
    harridplotter Year ago

    The cat was right.

    • harridplotter
      harridplotter Year ago

      And then your announcent of a tv show. Cool. Im super upset that being in Canada means it has aired late but hoping all the best for you regardless!

    • harridplotter
      harridplotter Year ago

      Desire is better than satisfaction, i desired the croissant and im satisfied with the video.

    • harridplotter
      harridplotter Year ago

      This entire video your waiting to see the croissant and the anticipation was better than the achievement. Thank you Hannah and Charles.

  • Marcia Clarke
    Marcia Clarke Year ago

    OMG!!!! FUNNIEST DRUNK KITCHEN EVER!!!! "I'm so glad I switched from gin to tequila - Said NO ONE EVER" LOLOLOL

  • Nutty Gaming
    Nutty Gaming Year ago

    That croissant sounds like you are eating dried twigs and small animal bones... No offence. Love ya >~

  • Jamie Greene
    Jamie Greene Year ago

    I don't understand what happened to the butter square....

  • Joshua Davila
    Joshua Davila Year ago

    Just the best

  • Sisi Charriere
    Sisi Charriere Year ago

    When she bit in to the croissant and it _crunched_ I fucking DIED. 😂😂😂

  • SSJKenpachiZaraki

    People who know how to bake must be struggling so much right now hahaha

  • Rebecca O'Sullivan

    I have watched enough of The Great British Baking Show to know that puff pastry is really difficult. I think you did pretty well.

  • Heather Murphy
    Heather Murphy Year ago

    one tip i would suggest is let the yeast activate in warm water before you add flour

  • Jessica Hogan
    Jessica Hogan Year ago

    The buzzfeed magnet IM CRYING HAHAHA

  • Taylor Acker
    Taylor Acker Year ago

    Step 1: Buy puff pastry.

  • Gladys Gee Wakaba

    Hahaha absolutely made my afternoon! :)

  • Robin
    Robin Year ago

    Pro tip: this video is extra entertaining in 2x speed

  • missvisibleninja
    missvisibleninja Year ago

    There is nothing funnier than drunk Hannah harshly judging drunk Hannah

  • Gregory Gold
    Gregory Gold Year ago

    When is the Holy Trinity gonna be on I Hart Food?

  • Trisha Rodrigues
    Trisha Rodrigues Year ago

    One of my favorites. I laughed so hard.

  • Kennedy D
    Kennedy D Year ago +2

    I don't think I've ever seen Hannah this drunk in my life and I love it

    • Kennedy D
      Kennedy D Year ago

      also, I love how she put a bite in her mouth and then took it out and grabbed a different one 😂

  • Lea Lion
    Lea Lion Year ago

    Woah, her show premieres on my birthday!! 😄😄
    Congratulations Hannah!! I'm so happy for you!

  • anna brenden
    anna brenden Year ago

    wait what was the butter square for??? I've never heard of a butter square what is its purpose

  • Lydia Torrence
    Lydia Torrence Year ago

    Bwahaha...lol You kill me!! Luv it!! Crunchy croissants?!? Hmm anything is possible...lol

  • Aidyn
    Aidyn Year ago

    "If the fast lane doesn't have croissants, then I'm gonna-! I wanna switch lanes. I really love croissants."

  • Shelby Stephens
    Shelby Stephens Year ago

    i thoroughly enjoyed this as at the bakery I work at it croissants are a three day process.

  • Audrye Shirah
    Audrye Shirah Year ago

    this is the most attractive video you have done... by far 😂

  • CasselGamer _
    CasselGamer _ Year ago

    How did she get a show in food network?

  • Tyler Hamlin
    Tyler Hamlin Year ago

    Yay! A new show.. on the TV? So excited for you!

  • Cathy Shorts
    Cathy Shorts Year ago

    Lol........ That's why I just buy mine from QVC. Too much of a head ache 😖.

  • Switchbox
    Switchbox Year ago

    So foodnetwork?

  • Jo Jacs
    Jo Jacs Year ago

    god I love this lady....

  • Allison Dolphin
    Allison Dolphin Year ago

    "It's a lot more like.... loud?" Ha!!!!!!!

  • ОѴƦԼχƝƊ
    ОѴƦԼχƝƊ Year ago

    I understand why this failed: you have to choose recipes that come together before you're too drunk to still cook.

  • Amanda Nerud
    Amanda Nerud Year ago

    Did I miss the reason why she's covered in flour? Because I want the backstory on THAT debacle...lolz... :)

  • Jamie Parker
    Jamie Parker Year ago

    I'm not even a lesbian but she's hott... I think it's just how funny she is...
    Is that a thing?

  • liya wilson
    liya wilson Year ago

    I can relate so much. Scratch Crossoients are ass to make. Especially when the instructions are difficult.

  • Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

    You suck at fake being drunk.

  • Rasberi _
    Rasberi _ Year ago

    I luv ur vids!! Ur new show airs on my b-day! So happy!

  • lovely murray
    lovely murray Year ago +2

    CONGRATZ ON THE FOOD NETWORK SHOW!!

  • ParamoreAddict
    ParamoreAddict Year ago +1

    You and Rosanna Pansino should do a collab where she teaches you how to make a Croissant!

  • Jasmine Brewer
    Jasmine Brewer Year ago

    3 weeks? where have you been?

  • BeLight
    BeLight Year ago +1

    This is my favorite My Drunk Kitchen.

  • saintgabriel75
    saintgabriel75 Year ago

    You discovered why most people buy the croissant dough in a ready-to-bake form

  • Hamil Patel
    Hamil Patel Year ago

    lol, sounds super crunchy! better luck next time!

  • Kayla Cox
    Kayla Cox Year ago

    hannah I just saw your shows preview on food Network and I'm so proud of you!!!! I feel like I've just seen my favorite kid graduate 😘😅 your the best ❤❤❤

  • James Sheridan
    James Sheridan Year ago

    I laughed way harder than I should have at the in a container from a cow bit

  • Wyatt Goff
    Wyatt Goff Year ago +1

    U need to make more layers😂

  • Dab Queen
    Dab Queen Year ago

    are you kidding me? this isn't me being mean. laminated dough is a process. one that many cooks go through on a daily basis. YES a ruler is an important tool in cooking. you're a hack. 6 years of a cooking show and you can't cook? fuck food network. also, fuck you and your npr interview which was the only reason I looked you up.

    • Jackson Catlett
      Jackson Catlett Year ago

      "This isn't me being mean"
      "You're a hack"
      "Fuck you"
      "Fuck food network"

    • bookXbat
      bookXbat Year ago

      wow...that was a lot of emotion over a failed recipe....from a parody cooking show.

  • NekoTheDark
    NekoTheDark Year ago

    I DID NOT KNOW SHE WAS A GUEST TASTING JUDGE ON (I believe, if memory serves) GUYS GROCERY GAMES OR WHATEVER

  • Sidilicious
    Sidilicious Year ago

    Loud croissants.😄✌️

  • Charles Hain
    Charles Hain Year ago

    You okay? You're my hero and I wish for you to be okay. I'll say a little prayer for your okay/happiness.
    I just said it.

  • dai pearl
    dai pearl Year ago

    i fall asleep to these

  • Paul Maxwell
    Paul Maxwell Year ago

    dont fret. they sell like, these tubes of dough that make a fun popping noise when you open them. then roll up said dough so you feel like you are doing something, pop um into the oven for 15 minutes and boom your done!

  • Julia Johnston
    Julia Johnston Year ago

    Okay but... the butter square? Why did you need the butter square?

  • lilykat14
    lilykat14 Year ago

    I'm a professional croissant baker and I think you did a great first try! Those bitches are hard to make and you got some good layers and crunch in there! :)

  • Dreamsenshi
    Dreamsenshi Year ago

    OMG... LOL... That crunch sound that croissant made is so wrong that I want it as an error sound on my computer. XD

  • Kimberly Lett
    Kimberly Lett Year ago

    Kimberly Lett ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • Samantha Germanotta

    Hannah is so cute 😂😭

  • tweetthang96
    tweetthang96 Year ago

    Croissants are akin to puff pastry. Difference is I would actually try to make croissants maybe. Still. Very hard. Need big mats with measurements on them and lots of counter space.

  • Maru
    Maru Year ago

    Croissant is f00king hard to make.

  • Casey Hastings
    Casey Hastings Year ago +1

    where are your videos Hannah ? we need more uploads

  • rei
    rei Year ago

    it took me 4 years to realize the boo-boop was in sync with the music wow i'm dumb

  • Charlie russell
    Charlie russell Year ago

    well cute

  • C. Reilly
    C. Reilly Year ago

    Thats my birthday 😊

  • Savannah Miller
    Savannah Miller Year ago

    Are they supposed to be crunchy? ??? 😂😂

  • Camano Island Drones

    Lol bag them up and sell um as croissant chips

  • Zahra Kazmi
    Zahra Kazmi Year ago

    I'm loving this editing style :))

  • Micaela Ann
    Micaela Ann Year ago

    today is my last day of being 17 and I have spent it basically doing what I've been doing all year: not leaving my bed and watching endless Hannah, vlogbrothers, and jenna marbles videos :)

  • randi kelly
    randi kelly Year ago

    this is my favorite video that you have ever made.

  • Cinderella's Cauldren

    Crunch, crunch!!! Funny.

  • Dead Memes
    Dead Memes Year ago

    Im new
    first impression: B E S T C H A N N E L E V E R

  • Easton Roye
    Easton Roye Year ago

    this is my new favorite. i can't stop laughing.

  • Bryce Cooper
    Bryce Cooper Year ago

    OMG I CANT WAIT!

  • Ben Dover
    Ben Dover Year ago

    Dude the premier of her show is on my birthday!! XD

  • Lauren_Swiim _Nat

    Are u australian

  • YippityChef Deniz Turşucular

    She is the cutest drunk, who thinks the same?

  • Nic Surge
    Nic Surge Year ago +2

    Really enjoyed this episode. My wife woke up and came in the living room like "you sound like you are having fun. What is wrong with you?" lol.

  • yapyap92
    yapyap92 Year ago

    it's just SO. CRUNCHY. hahaha this was great Hannah!

  • Oli Ver
    Oli Ver Year ago

    I can't wait till I move back to the states and can watch food network!

  • Spaghett Snake
    Spaghett Snake Year ago

    I predict are not going to see this comment. 🔮

  • Candace Trimble
    Candace Trimble Year ago

    Lets do a live watch and response for your first episode!!! Wowza congratulations!!! That's HUGE!!!!!! Like whaaat?! Way to go, and keep it up, you know I love you (:

  • Sal Turonis
    Sal Turonis Year ago +1

    FOOD NETWORK

  • b e l l a
    b e l l a Year ago

    "AND IF THERE AREN'T ANY CROISSANTS IN THE FAST LANE... *contemplates life for a moment* well, I wanna - I wanna switch lanes... *is sad*"