Anjelah Johnson - Nail Salon Uncut (Stand Up Comedy)

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Comments • 6 722

  • bchlovr
    bchlovr 36 minutes ago

    I don’t know how many times I’ve seen this but I still have to come back & watch this every now & then.

  • Marty Mcmannis
    Marty Mcmannis 2 hours ago

    Wow. Girl you have skills. You do belong on a stage. Would love to see you in person. Thanks for the laughs.

  • Marilyn Mainwaring
    Marilyn Mainwaring 8 hours ago +1

    Oh, she nailed it! Right? What a little doll 😂 Very funny 😆

  • Jenn W
    Jenn W 10 hours ago

    That’s so true! I always had Mexican friends growing up in Texas and they treated me like family! And I’m just a silly white girl.

  • One Love
    One Love 13 hours ago

    Still one of the best comedy sets EVER! 😂

  • Michelle Carter
    Michelle Carter 14 hours ago

    I LOVE my Vietnamese nail techs, and this was so true to my birthday weekly visits!! 😁😂

  • RocciGirl
    RocciGirl 16 hours ago

    😂😂😂

  • MidStar
    MidStar 17 hours ago

    Pretty sure I was born In in the right generation

  • Majestic_Molly
    Majestic_Molly 18 hours ago

    Lmao that speed " HONEY DO YOU WANT QUIT OR GELL? "

  • uwu
    uwu 23 hours ago

    *i DiD yoU A fAvOUr*

  • BlackLatinaButterfly Cortez

    Omg! When she said we will make you a 🌯. 💀

  • Kyle Burlette
    Kyle Burlette Day ago +1

    Wow just wow. You had me pissing in my pants laughing... the salon bit was priceless... how did I just find out about this chick. She should be on Def Jam , comady central hell something because she is super funny. New fan.

  • Ruth Mekuria
    Ruth Mekuria Day ago

    OH, I was wondering why her monologue was so familiar... I heard it on a tiktok ad 😂

  • The PM
    The PM Day ago

    Besides the nail bit the rest is trash

  • Ryan mcwade
    Ryan mcwade 2 days ago

    I hope she’s still hot

  • Roberto Rodriguez
    Roberto Rodriguez 2 days ago

    I'm mexican

  • Randy Hutchinson
    Randy Hutchinson 2 days ago

    just curious.... I myself absolutely don’t want or do think like this. I see this as comedy as it is. Why are the ( left or right) torching her? I personally like her and I feel I know her intent.

  • Orianna Anthony
    Orianna Anthony 2 days ago

    I finally found the original video ; I first saw this on FB but it was in a cartoon version.

  • Quan Pham
    Quan Pham 2 days ago +2

    She is freaking hilarious!!!! I'm Vietnamese and she is 1000% right! LMAO!!!

  • ELLIOT TROTTA
    ELLIOT TROTTA 3 days ago

    I was -1 when this was posted
    (I wasn’t alive)

    • YESKAITLYN
      YESKAITLYN 8 hours ago

      ELLIOT TROTTA ur young asl

  • Super
    Super 3 days ago

    Nobody:
    Audience: AHAHAH WEEW AHHEKABDJANR

  • oa1986
    oa1986 4 days ago +3

    Some of us MIGHT see this video from 25 years ago
    30 years ago
    40 years ago
    50 years ago
    If TVclip is still around.

  • Yuki Bunbun
    Yuki Bunbun 4 days ago

    4:53 is where its start :D

  • Madalyn Easley
    Madalyn Easley 4 days ago +1

    Use me as a play button! 5:00 is the start of the nail!

  • singingcowboy674
    singingcowboy674 4 days ago +1

    I think I'm in love. Lol

  • S L
    S L 5 days ago

    Build that wall.

  • 8 year old
    8 year old 5 days ago

    I want to hear what they've said after you leave 😂😂😂
    Trust me it wouldn't be pretty

  • Louise Shepherd
    Louise Shepherd 5 days ago

    Absolutely great routine. Fantastic language impressions.

  • hattie nuff
    hattie nuff 5 days ago

    Excellent, just like a trip to the nail spa

  • Elizabeth Wright
    Elizabeth Wright 5 days ago

    lol

  • Joel Contreras
    Joel Contreras 6 days ago

    Hot and funny. I'll take it.

  • jose rojas
    jose rojas 6 days ago

    I hate going to nail shops with my girl. Fucking gossip

  • Yanet B
    Yanet B 6 days ago +1

    Lol finally meet her ! I watched the cartoon version maybe 1000 times 😂

  • Mike Williams
    Mike Williams 6 days ago

    And you couldn't get away with this today.

  • Amira Blue.b
    Amira Blue.b 6 days ago

    Way2go Angela

  • jlp
    jlp 6 days ago +6

    Its sooo nice that you are funny and love Jesus. 💕 just watch your netflix special, loved it!

  • dave hampton
    dave hampton 6 days ago

    She is funny as hell and pretty to boot she should get far in her career

  • CXNNXR
    CXNNXR 6 days ago

    5:32 ICONIC !!!
    NOW I KNOW WHERE IT COMES FROM

  • Walter Ontiveros
    Walter Ontiveros 6 days ago

    Funny real funny

  • Ifrah Ali
    Ifrah Ali 7 days ago

    Never trust edited comments

  • Jeff Mac
    Jeff Mac 7 days ago

    Not funny

  • Indigent Lover
    Indigent Lover 7 days ago

    Totally in Love wit dis chicc... She got me wit da Viet accent

  • higgout
    higgout 8 days ago +1

    I have seen this video more that ten times over the year and it never gets old.

  • Amy S
    Amy S 8 days ago +1

    JoKoy borowed heavily from the Vietnemese thing for his Netflix special

  • senpapi senpai
    senpapi senpai 8 days ago

    O wow 2008 huh? I was born in 2009 lmao

  • Dj Cookie xD
    Dj Cookie xD 8 days ago

    Do you like Quit or gel xD

  • Elisa Martinez
    Elisa Martinez 8 days ago

    This is pretty accurate! Love it

  • Gracie22 /classic
    Gracie22 /classic 8 days ago

    I can’t believe I finally found her again! #2019miracles

  • Studio T
    Studio T 9 days ago +2

    The best asian accent EVER! So funny so authentic

  • Tobias Collonia
    Tobias Collonia 9 days ago

    Still here

  • Lorena Jiménez Valenzuela

    I am a mexican too❤😍😂

  • Agron Berisha
    Agron Berisha 10 days ago

    24m views 😂😂😂😂👏

  • Tammy James
    Tammy James 10 days ago +18

    I literally got a pedicure 2 days ago at Amazing Nail, lol just one and my name happens to be Tammy. I am dying.

    • Jsuis14
      Jsuis14 6 days ago +3

      My favorite nail tech is named Tammy

    • Tammy Shults
      Tammy Shults 7 days ago +2

      Hey, I'm Tammy too... so now I call myself, Mi Ling!!! It's funny. She's funny!

  • nigel mahabir
    nigel mahabir 10 days ago

    One thing asians have a foot fetish thats why they have nail salons

  • Tobias Collonia
    Tobias Collonia 10 days ago

    I can’t watch this Anymore because I’m dying of laughter

  • jaemin squish
    jaemin squish 10 days ago +1

    she’s a whole racist clown. ain’t nobody got a right to get away with this unless there viet. PERIODT. please get some help, sweaty🤡

    • rukalove1
      rukalove1 8 days ago

      jaemin squish first of you idiotic bitch, i am a woman. A gothic woman. Not an emo man. Secondly, those words are not slang and can't be slang because slang words are made up words used to describe something else. The words you are using actuslly mean something. They actually have a definition already.

    • jaemin squish
      jaemin squish 8 days ago

      rukalove1 Sir, there is something that exists called “slang”. Slang is used in MODERN DAY. An example of SLANG used in MODERN DAY is the term periodt and sweaty. You being emo perfectly fits into how you may assume I am unable to spell! I’ll give you a pass, babe ;), not everyone is edgy. Comedy? As a white man, you can’t say shit about mocking Vietnamese people in a nail salon. Sorry, sweetie. Period.

    • rukalove1
      rukalove1 10 days ago

      jaemin squish om my word, you poor child. Learn how to spell. First of all, it's PERIOD! PERIDOT is a green-colored gem. Secondly, it's sweetie, not sweaty. Sweaty is what you get when it's hot outside. And third, this isn't racist, it called comedy. She does this to people of all races. It would only be racist if the accent was absolutely terrible, but her accent is flawless

  • Neil O'Neal
    Neil O'Neal 10 days ago

    Talented!

  • 「 vanilla bean 」
    「 vanilla bean 」 10 days ago +1

    For all of y’all looking for the time: 4:53

  • Uncle Darthy
    Uncle Darthy 11 days ago

    So sad that a comedy gem like this can’t be put out today.

  • Jennifer O' Really
    Jennifer O' Really 11 days ago +3

    How is a Mexican-Native American comedienne making comments about Vietnamese people, and no one objects? The rules don't apply the same to everyone.

    • Jennifer O' Really
      Jennifer O' Really 10 days ago

      @GoldenBrownApples I absolutely agree with you. I never said it was racist. But these days there are too many social justice warriors that would consider it to be racist to imitate the accent of somebody from another culture.

    • GoldenBrownApples
      GoldenBrownApples 10 days ago

      How is it racist? She is using an accent that people recognize as Vietnamese American to highlight her experience at a Vietnamese nail salon, something that is relatable to anyone who has gone to one of those places. People can't do accents in comedy anymore? When did accents become inherently racist?

    • jaemin squish
      jaemin squish 10 days ago

      Jennifer O' Really THANK YOU! everybody finds it super funny but it’s really not.. she shouldn’t get a pass because this shit is RACIST

  • Tobias Collonia
    Tobias Collonia 11 days ago +1

    If I died tomorrow this is the last thing I want to hear that ASAP funny shit

  • Adam St.Martin
    Adam St.Martin 11 days ago

    July 10 2019- WOW I ♥️ her🤣😂

  • Lily Workman
    Lily Workman 11 days ago +1

    LOVE THIS!!!!!😂😂😂

  • Koko Barnett
    Koko Barnett 11 days ago +9

    When she said only 20 dollar more I was dead 😂😂😂 then when she said only 4 dollar more then 6 dollar more I was laughing so much 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mez Mendez
    Mez Mendez 12 days ago +1

    still super funny after all these years

  • Jay Craft
    Jay Craft 12 days ago

    i cant stop crying

  • Mark Lane
    Mark Lane 12 days ago +1

    You look so preetah. Huh... What Asin ends a word like Big and Rich... We are coming to your citaah..

  • Mark Lane
    Mark Lane 12 days ago

    She sucks at Asian accent. She blends a Mexican accent with a Asian and its not good. This isn't even close to funny either....

  • Problem Addict
    Problem Addict 12 days ago

    No but uh.

  • Michell Ivon chon
    Michell Ivon chon 13 days ago

    This vid is older them me

  • LPSLoverAllie Productions

    I went to a nail salon once, I got a little bunny design on my hands & feet, and it was just a kawaii bunny with the little X nose & mouth. Then my nail salon lady (I don’t know the legitimate term) asked me, “You want nose on it?” I said, “No, thank you.” in a polite tone of voice. The nail salon ladies DIED because they thought it had no nose. The lady doing my nails whispers something to the other lady, and then they both started laughing and said “No nose!” Then she asked me again if I wanted a nose and said, “You sure?” It’s a really fun experience to remember.

  • Marci Anne
    Marci Anne 13 days ago

    So funny 😂

  • Cheyenne Shay
    Cheyenne Shay 14 days ago +1

    it’s really sad how this became racist in just a range of 10 years😢

  • rayana randolph
    rayana randolph 14 days ago

    Who came from tiktok

  • Susan Reaves
    Susan Reaves 14 days ago

    So funny...

  • icaruswithovaries
    icaruswithovaries 14 days ago

    Perfect 👌🏼 I’m Native and hands down this is us as parents.

  • jmatt4life
    jmatt4life 15 days ago

    I love Anjelah Johnson!!!

  • Emily Mc
    Emily Mc 15 days ago +2

    I’m so glad I’m not the only one that goes through that in the nail salon.

  • Fairy Pixie Princess
    Fairy Pixie Princess 16 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • royalsilver inc
    royalsilver inc 17 days ago

    the nail saloon starts at 4:56

  • hagiospneuma23
    hagiospneuma23 17 days ago

    One of the best skits ever!!

  • Lucid_ Editz_
    Lucid_ Editz_ 18 days ago +7

    U have boyfrand?
    Everyone "claps and cheers"

  • Kate Annabella
    Kate Annabella 18 days ago +2

    SUPER LOVE her....witty, topical, current, hysterical.

  • youtubeuser
    youtubeuser 19 days ago +14

    Any Viet house you go to, we know this routine word for word.

  • Janine Gudelj
    Janine Gudelj 19 days ago

    Fantastic! Spot on!!!!😂😂😂

  • Fitnessence
    Fitnessence 19 days ago +7

    I was just about to end the video with boredom and then it got entertaining at Time 5:20 . Her Vietnamese accent was on point . 😂🤣😂😂

  • Mr. Wizard
    Mr. Wizard 19 days ago +4

    I once had a gf named Angela Johnson!

  • Roger Dale
    Roger Dale 19 days ago +6

    "beautiful nail" - it's like when Europeans want their "hairs" cut. - What, all of them?...

  • Jen L
    Jen L 20 days ago +2

    I don’t know what customer service she is getting but any Asian nail salon I’ve ever been to they all have an attitude!

  • Lara O'neal
    Lara O'neal 20 days ago

    Only 6 dolla mooor. Lol

  • Lara O'neal
    Lara O'neal 20 days ago +5

    My exact experience in nail salons everywhere. It gets really old after awhile.

  • Don’t AskWhy
    Don’t AskWhy 20 days ago

    I was born this year

  • Fernando Rodriguez
    Fernando Rodriguez 22 days ago

    This joke never gets old

  • J V
    J V 22 days ago +2

    Jesus is real is all I heard..

  • Navid Pey
    Navid Pey 22 days ago

    30 bucks up-sell by just lowering your self esteem

  • erin jeffery
    erin jeffery 22 days ago +1

    Girl you are absolutely hysterical! And drop dead GORGEOUS!

  • Esha Jones
    Esha Jones 22 days ago

    I wached this over 20 times it makes me laugh

  • You AreLoved
    You AreLoved 22 days ago

    Eh...not that funny and horrible asian accent...23 million views by ppl who were hoping this would be funny

  • Ryanne Barlow
    Ryanne Barlow 22 days ago

    I actually had my manicurist tell me "no crooked your finger go like that", when I pointed out a crooked nail lol... and one time the art on my big toes were way off.. she said,,, Is hand painted is Unique not wrong.. I'm like ok thanks, but can you just please fix it so my toes match...

  • Honesty4yoass
    Honesty4yoass 23 days ago +1

    This is so incredibly accurate. It was accurate when she came out with it and it’s still accurate today lol