ALTER EGOS: CIRCLE OF TRUST

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  • Published on May 28, 2018
  • "Longtime Trump associate and Evil Elton John, Roger Stone."
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Comments • 287

  • Jesse Torres
    Jesse Torres 26 minutes ago +1

    Who else is here after Michael Cohen got sentenced to prison?!

  • Max Canon
    Max Canon Month ago

    One of my favorites is still "White House Senior Policy Advisor and bald Pauly Shore, Stephen Miller"

  • A Person
    A Person 4 months ago

    Omg I'm crying with laughter.

  • Terence Fonteh
    Terence Fonteh 4 months ago

    Man being politely asked to leave the strip club" Michael Cohen πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

  • marlonious
    marlonious 5 months ago

    Could. Not. Breathe!! Love these compilations ;D

  • Jim's videos
    Jim's videos 6 months ago

    It's like Eminem and Elton John got together and had... their father?

  • I’m_a_Stable_ Genius!

    More!

  • socrappyicoulddie
    socrappyicoulddie 6 months ago

    It sucks that these seem limited to political figures since the best one from the past few months was "tech billionaire and translucent cave salamander, Mark Zuckerberg"

  • james evarts
    james evarts 6 months ago

    asdf

  • k w
    k w 6 months ago

    Thank you Stephen!

  • Mateo vazquez
    Mateo vazquez 6 months ago

    I love the friggin names he comes up with for these circus freaks. I remember one he made up, I forgot who it was tho, he called them Beavis + Butthead. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ What a savage genius.

  • Frank Winkhorst
    Frank Winkhorst 6 months ago +1

    About Stone, what I want to know is who magically animated a Mayan statue of an evil god?

  • IWillTakeAGuranteeOfBetterOverAPromiseOfPerfect

    LOL
    "Neck with hair"
    "Resting indited face"
    Get that guy a body bag. Colbert just murdered his reputation.

  • kenyizsu
    kenyizsu 6 months ago

    Best goddamn parts of the Late Show, the Alter-Egos ;)

  • John O
    John O 6 months ago

    VOTE out GOP tyrants!!

  • Jose Munoz
    Jose Munoz 6 months ago

    LOVE THESE!!! THEY WILL BE A CLASSIC ONE DAY!!!

  • BFKC
    BFKC 6 months ago

    I think the "guy fantasizing about eating a panda" is the best one here.

  • Toby Parsons
    Toby Parsons 6 months ago +1

    I dunno, my self-prostate exam face would look a heckuva lot happier than that...

  • jubey97
    jubey97 6 months ago

    This video made me πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  • Nathan Lerud
    Nathan Lerud 6 months ago

    I'm sure that's already over with

  • Nathan Lerud
    Nathan Lerud 6 months ago

    I was thinking maybe I could apply two problems to solve themselves. There's that area that declared it's independence from Spain or somewhere they could try to contract out their security from the us. They are wealthy we have stereotype of intervening when there's a communist country involved or where we think there's injustice I guess mainstream view maybe th3 same

  • Drew Lovelyhell
    Drew Lovelyhell 6 months ago

    I used to think that Evil was just a concept, but Roger Stone is truly evil.
    He's not the only evil Republican either.

  • The Karma Birches
    The Karma Birches 6 months ago

    BWAHAHAHA!!

  • Donald-Ud-Deen Trump
    Donald-Ud-Deen Trump 6 months ago

    1:37 LOL

  • Svart fra SΓΈr
    Svart fra SΓΈr 6 months ago +1

    "Man who looks how cigarettes smell." That is both amazingly descriptive and a to the core burn. I want the opportunity to use that on someone someday.

  • Charlie Maddock
    Charlie Maddock 6 months ago

    Where are the vids Stephen.. been like a week

  • JO LYN MORRIS
    JO LYN MORRIS 6 months ago

    got anything new? stop fucking with shit on your what are these things called?

  • Mark Douglas
    Mark Douglas 6 months ago +1

    Dentist realizing he just killed his patient πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Rebecca Conn
    Rebecca Conn 6 months ago

    Cohen's sad mouth is dropping below what human facial plasticity allows. TrumpPee's fish mouth is not something you can talk out of. Were they captured in Russia and replaced with bots?

  • jay blue
    jay blue 6 months ago

    Roger Stone = Dr. Nefario

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 6 months ago

    Cornholebert latenight asshole caught sniffing poopstain clinton panties.

  • communistjesus
    communistjesus 6 months ago

    colbert's show....Awesome...Colbert + Stew Beef shows Back to back like in the old C.C. days would be Awsomer.....

  • The Mysterious Gravity Falls Person

    THE TRIGGERED LEFTIST LIBTARD CONTROLLED SJW AGENDA MEDIA IS RUINING EVERYTHING.


    Pretty good impression of an idiot, right?

  • Adri Rizo
    Adri Rizo 6 months ago

    Betsy Devos alter ego killed me! Hahaha!

  • uriarteh
    uriarteh 6 months ago

    That last portion... can't stop laughing πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Strigidae Strigiformes
    Strigidae Strigiformes 6 months ago

    EPA Chief, and guy fantasizing about eating a panda... XD XD XD XD XD XD XD XD!!! You know that guy definitely has his daughters' friend's underwear in his suit's inner pocket to smell it when no one is looking.

  • Raoul Fleckman
    Raoul Fleckman 6 months ago

    The most genuine "Gallery of Rogues" ever seen. Republicans are a good reminder that it hasn't been very long since man was swinging in trees from our tails.

  • Jeffrey Jensen
    Jeffrey Jensen 6 months ago

    Roger Stone had more of a Dr. Strangelove look to me, and to be perfectly honest, he nailed it.

  • Brandon Araiza
    Brandon Araiza 6 months ago

    β€œGarden party guest from get outβ€πŸ’€

  • Agent Fungus
    Agent Fungus 6 months ago +2

    Hearty guffaws and deep belly laughs are in order here.
    I LOVE THESE!!!
    These are sorely needed. Thank you, Stephen and writers, you are providing a true health care service to many residents of the US.

  • J W
    J W 6 months ago

    "Man being politely asked to leave the strip club" πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ’€

    • Agent Fungus
      Agent Fungus 6 months ago

      J W: I love that hand on the shoulder and Cohen's look of, "Huh?"

  • Blue Roots Denver TV
    Blue Roots Denver TV 6 months ago

    haha that shit made me laugh

  • James Frank
    James Frank 6 months ago

    Roger Stone is like what would happen if Data became evil like David from Alien: Covenant

  • Inder Singh
    Inder Singh 6 months ago

    This is GOLD!!!

  • Larry Betancourt
    Larry Betancourt 6 months ago

    Fears Andy Warhol jr. another victim on the Trump Titanic

  • Jason Jones
    Jason Jones 6 months ago

    Now that's the way to wake up in the morning great fucking video my first was Rachel Maddow and man that bitch is fucking nuts she takes forever to get to a point but never gets to the point and continuously repeat yourself she must be drunk or something because something is definitely fucking wrong with her

  • Druzidel
    Druzidel 6 months ago

    Gold

  • EverythingisEverything
    EverythingisEverything 6 months ago +2

    Everytime I see Sessions, I think of his cartoon character, and I die. Yes. I die. Everytime.

  • Kofi Amponsah-Okyere
    Kofi Amponsah-Okyere 6 months ago

    Where is Rex Tillerson? Please do him.

  • Steve-o
    Steve-o 6 months ago +3

    β›…Hi Sunshine, by far one of your best. May peace an prosperity be with you always. C-ya😎Bye beautiful laughter!
    "βœŒπŸ’–πŸ€—~🌞🌎⚬" ...

  • Anonymous Reviewer
    Anonymous Reviewer 6 months ago +1

    John Boehner used to also look orange. Look it up, I'm not joking.

  • Tami Koestomo
    Tami Koestomo 6 months ago

    🀣🀣🀣β™₯️❣

  • Andrew Phillips
    Andrew Phillips 6 months ago

    THIS IS JUST LAZY

  • Ayana Holder
    Ayana Holder 6 months ago

    Who comes up with these things? And how? HOW?! I'm dying here! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Another WorldView Is Possible

    That Stephen... is pure GOLD. A-grade material...
    And none of it pushed us closer to a hot war with a Nuclear Power... or allowed people of conscience to be smeared as agents of a foreign Government...
    Top form sir.

  • Annoying Guy
    Annoying Guy 6 months ago

    "resting indictment face"
    Fucking gold πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • jigar chandra
    jigar chandra 6 months ago

    hahahaha

  • benedictify
    benedictify 6 months ago +1

    I absolutely love these

  • Lora Z
    Lora Z 6 months ago +4

    Dentist who just killed his patient made me cackle

  • B6 schilke
    B6 schilke 6 months ago +5

    Stephen, keeping it all in perspective.

  • Kenzie T
    Kenzie T 6 months ago +6

    Sad neck with hair. I died.

  • Auriam
    Auriam 6 months ago +9

    Ouch. If I were Michael Cohen I'd need some skin grafts for those burns.

  • Gee Santavee
    Gee Santavee 6 months ago +1

    steven colbert, paid shill dumb ass

  • A Naam
    A Naam 6 months ago

    In the Netherlands we have a well known saying: β€œJe moet wel een vak leren hoor” which literally means: 'Your mutt becomes a kitten', meaning that with change it can go either way to (slightly more) harmless, improving, or change into a (wild) cat of whom you can expect scars from. Just don't say it to an unsuspecting victim. Al Franken.
    β€œHoor, de noten van de keizer” is another one. This means that the cat is untouchable by any (re)marks made in it's path, or incapable in doing so itself. Al Franken.

  • Herbert Camacho
    Herbert Camacho 6 months ago

    Colbert -> Paid shill for warmonger bankers.

  • empireofpeaches
    empireofpeaches 6 months ago +4

    So freaking funny. Thank you!
    (Any chance we can get a Colbert-miming super cut?)

  • Josaphat Lee
    Josaphat Lee 6 months ago +3

    Need a collection of these bits labeling various photos of our esteemed POTUS.

    • Agent Fungus
      Agent Fungus 6 months ago +2

      Jo: I'd be tossing my cookies within 30 seconds. Can't stand looking at that bloated face with that anus mouth and pig eyes. If there was a remake of "Animal Farm," Trump would be perfect for the part of Napoleon.

  • Stacia Belcher
    Stacia Belcher 6 months ago +3

    yea this do be the best part.

  • Brawlin Harry
    Brawlin Harry 6 months ago +3

    where is my boy kim jong fun at?
    hes always posting something thoughtful and funny

  • Scion of Madness
    Scion of Madness 6 months ago +5

    Basket of deplorables was such an apt description of that bunch of miscreants.

  • TimeandMonotony
    TimeandMonotony 6 months ago +68

    "Garden party guest from Get Out" OH MY GOD

  • I'm ThaSonOfSomalia
    I'm ThaSonOfSomalia 6 months ago +6

    Secretary of education and garden party guest from get out

  • bohemianwriter1
    bohemianwriter1 6 months ago +5

    They all look like they could use a bong hit right now.
    In fact, they look like they could use a bong hit all the time.

  • Temitope Fademi
    Temitope Fademi 6 months ago +2

    1:00 Man checking your Grandma out at the seniors home.

  • General Lee N Knass /knot retired/

    Man, I could use a bong hit
    right now too.

  • Stephen Walters
    Stephen Walters 6 months ago

    Micheal Cohen looks like Beaker? from the muppets.
    tvclip.biz/video/hA4TiL9L0hc/video.html

  • Billy Crutchfield
    Billy Crutchfield 6 months ago +1

    LOL loved it

  • Ray A
    Ray A 6 months ago

    I like Stephen Colbert. I watch him all the time, and I will continue to watch, but I hate this running gag, it's too low brow for him, especially since there's some legit political points he's trying to make.

  • Chris Bleusauveur
    Chris Bleusauveur 6 months ago +2

    "Garden party guest from Get Out..." I spat my water. πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

  • kimberly s
    kimberly s 6 months ago

    dot dot dot dot dot NO COLLUSION

  • nuwavghost
    nuwavghost 6 months ago +6

    I wish we still had Ty Cobb and The Mooch to rip on.

  • Julian Crooks
    Julian Crooks 6 months ago

    Roger stone looks like a evil Harry Potter relative

  • JamXaos
    JamXaos 6 months ago

    The same laughing sound effect got really annoying.. If that is real people laughing I'm amazed.

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 6 months ago +2

    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜Š

  • MyBoards
    MyBoards 6 months ago

    twaas funny

  • MusicMan
    MusicMan 6 months ago +4

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ...
    best thing to come out of the Trump White House ... a brutally funny Stephen Colbert

  • Horyal Jet
    Horyal Jet 6 months ago

    h

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 6 months ago +4

    By the time Slumpky finds out who "sold him up river" the monument built in the sewer to him will read, "HERE LIES A GUY WHO DIDN'T KNOW A GUY" πŸ˜‚

  • Yes I’m Blessed
    Yes I’m Blessed 6 months ago +4

    β€œEvil Elton John”! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜ΉπŸ€£

    • Max Ramos
      Max Ramos 6 months ago

      He looks like an evil propeller plane pilot

  • ex-PFC Wintergreen.
    ex-PFC Wintergreen. 6 months ago +29

    Roger Stone is Jimmy Saville!

    • Judi O'Regan
      Judi O'Regan 6 months ago +3

      ex-PFC Wintergreen. - oh shit. There is definitely a spooky resemblance. 😡

    • Another WorldView Is Possible
      Another WorldView Is Possible 6 months ago +1

      ex-PFC Wintergreen. - They may have been acquainted. Dude worked with the NXIUM cult.

  • C Charles
    C Charles 6 months ago +4

    Notice Roger Stone standing in front of AT &T red carpet wall. Boycott AT&T!

    • Peter C.
      Peter C. 6 months ago

      VERIZON AND T-MOBILE DOES THE SAME THING!
      CHECK OUT THE RIP-OFF REPORT WEBSITE!!

    • Agent Fungus
      Agent Fungus 6 months ago +1

      C Charles: I did a long time ago after being a loyal customer for decades. Dealing with their terrible "customer service" is a total waste of time. I got tired of my bill going up every month to $95 for my 5 year old flip top phone. Now I'm paying $25 a month through someone else.
      AT&T is greedy and bloated with too many ties to the GOP.
      FUCK AT&T.

  • 909 Fishing
    909 Fishing 6 months ago +5

    That's not a circle of trust. That's the Legion of Doom. Someone call the Justice League. Wait, what, oh nevermind FBI will handle that Legion of Doom.

  • Badar Shahzad
    Badar Shahzad 6 months ago +119

    Pro Tip: Never drink water while watching this segment. A spit take is inevitable.

    • Redstone Casey
      Redstone Casey 5 months ago

      The first time I watched one of these, I had took a big swig of cranberry juice. Two seconds later, the juice was gone, and there was a new stain on my carpet.

    • Jose Munoz
      Jose Munoz 6 months ago

      Badar Shahzad hahahaha!!!πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ’¦πŸ’¦

    • marcofthedead
      marcofthedead 6 months ago +2

      Badar Shahzad I just spit cereal

    • Judi O'Regan
      Judi O'Regan 6 months ago +1

      Strigidae Strigiformes - πŸ‘πŸ˜

    • Strigidae Strigiformes
      Strigidae Strigiformes 6 months ago +2

      ; ) *snap finger points* Touche lady Judi... touche.

  • sdfkjgh
    sdfkjgh 6 months ago +4

    National Security advisor, and thief of the Lorax's mustache, still at large, John Bolton.

  • tiffd98133
    tiffd98133 6 months ago

    This was very good! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

  • Jesse Torres
    Jesse Torres 6 months ago +3

    I always love watching these!

  • kaidotsign
    kaidotsign 6 months ago +18

    I'm just waiting for Colbert to circle back to Kelly Ann Conway.
    Best one to date imo: "Satan's trophy wife"
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Simanye Luzipo
    Simanye Luzipo 6 months ago +3

    "sad neck with hair" lol

  • tubularap
    tubularap 6 months ago +8

    1:05 -- Sessions: "Man who could use a bong-hit right now." Hahaha.

  • Make Racists Afraid Again
    Make Racists Afraid Again 6 months ago +1

    Can’t stop laughing!