A Twitter Bill to Swallow

  • Published on Sep 8, 2018
  • Conservatives believe they are being silenced by Twitter through shadow bans. They learned about the conspiracy to shut them out of Twitter....on Twitter.
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  • James Dick
    James Dick 2 months ago

    love those impressions of Alex Jones. how does anyone take him seriously?

  • Natalee  Steele
    Natalee Steele 3 months ago

    This kinda ALMOST makes me KIND OF like Marco Rubio. Lol

  • Andrew McFadden
    Andrew McFadden 4 months ago

    3:41 good god almighty, lance boyle? that odd host in the pc game MegaRace for windows 3?

  • Lisa Lisa
    Lisa Lisa 5 months ago

    Holy shit.
    Lance Boil.
    I am dyin!!!!!

  • Abhik Chakraborty
    Abhik Chakraborty 5 months ago

    Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
    Humpty Dumpty sold the gal

  • Dead Philosopher
    Dead Philosopher 5 months ago

    I mean... Alex Jones isn't wrong about Marco Rubio.... They're both awful. Ugh.

  • Lori Ditchfield
    Lori Ditchfield 5 months ago

    Hill-Billy Long is a disrespectful, ignorant piece of trash. That wasn't funny. A constituent had a valid question he blew her off with his BS. What a douche.

  • Johnny Canuck
    Johnny Canuck 5 months ago

    Achtung #AmeriKa! www.minds.com/groups/profile/463051398485909522

  • theL81Again
    theL81Again 6 months ago

    Love how Rubio doesn’t know who Alex Jones is. Is Jones constipated?

  • Kate
    Kate 6 months ago

    I can’t believe I just felt sympathy for Marco Rubio

  • dplocksmith91
    dplocksmith91 6 months ago

    ...I can die happy now.
    Seriously, that's the greatest thing i've ever seen a politician do on live television! That guy is a legend!

  • Flying Filipino
    Flying Filipino 6 months ago

    Kick his ass little Marco!!! 🤜🐽

  • Emil Sørensen
    Emil Sørensen 6 months ago

    Jones deserves everything coming to him, but Rubio is actually a snake...

  • J Witherspoon
    J Witherspoon 6 months ago

    "Oh, he'll beat me up!" I died

  • EternalDensity
    EternalDensity 6 months ago

    I've never seen a picture of Alex Jones before.
    I wasn't missing anything.

  • D Lee
    D Lee 6 months ago

    Not that it matters to me as a Canadian but, If you have massive corporate social media platforms editing or removing, even banning users ( even the guy who screams about gay frogs) isn't that against your first amendment? I'm not itching for a fight or a conflict here, just curious.

  • IWillTakeAGuranteeOfBetterOverAPromiseOfPerfect

    Oh my lord. I looked up Lance Boyle. That man is absolutely scary on MegaRace. That would be a terrifying BDSM porn actor/serial killer.

  • clay56
    clay56 6 months ago

    Great as always Stephen except you need to LOOSE THE BEARD! You don't need to look ten years older when you're already in your fifties!

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 6 months ago

      As a 60+ year old woman, I Love It!

  • tim wathen
    tim wathen 6 months ago


  • BaldingClamydia
    BaldingClamydia 6 months ago +1

    The video I saw was from a different angle. Marco got so mad when Alex touched him. >.< That guy is insane

  • Robin
    Robin 6 months ago

    If you see something, say nothing, then drink to forget

  • vazak11
    vazak11 6 months ago

    Amazing XD

    MAFIOSA E 6 months ago

    😂 😂 😂

  • George Kraft
    George Kraft 6 months ago

    Only Alex Jones (or trump) could make me feel sympathetic to Rubio! What an ads. I'm ashamed that he is from Austin (my home). #BetoVsTheBeta

  • Rory Scottish
    Rory Scottish 6 months ago

    Trump is controversial😎😎

  • Maryanne Slater
    Maryanne Slater 6 months ago

    Was the woman ejected from the hearing the same one who was substituted in for the plaid shirt guy? They have a strong resemblance.

  • Robert Mueller
    Robert Mueller 6 months ago

    Billy Long... Democrat or Republican he's my hero!

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch 6 months ago

    Where've been Tuck Buckford !

  • Top Dawg
    Top Dawg 6 months ago +1

    He looks more like a mature jokester now with a beard

  • dansw58
    dansw58 6 months ago

    I know for a fact they are banning conservatives and I found this out by making a sarcastic joke on a thread of CEO Jack where he was trying to explain how they don't try to be bias but sometimes there are bugs in their algorithm. I tweeted in reply "Yeah right, their so called algorithm is likely just a web crawler that looks for people who use the hashtags #MAGA or #Support2A and flags them as bots". No shit, the very next day I went to log on Twitter and it was locked and it said the reason it was locked is my account violated their TOS by exhibiting signs of "automated behavior" LMAO. Basically what they are saying is because I used the #MAGA and #Support2A hashtags even just in a mock explanation of how their algorithms work they suspect I might just be a "Russian bot". I''ll bet if I tweeted #I'mWithHer hashtags 100 times in a day I would not get flagged for that though lol. As we speak my account has now been locked 4 days with no explanation for why my account is suspected of being a bot account. They have not sent me a copy of the tweet that they claim made the violation and they have not responded to any of the three appeals I sent to them through their appeal a locked account process. When I try to go on Twitter I am always greeted with a screen now saying I must give them a phone number if I wish to proceed to the next page. So now they are not only targeting people they believe to be conservatives they basically want to ask for your virtual papers and mine all the data of their perceived political enemies lol.

  • CrunchyFrog
    CrunchyFrog 6 months ago

    Billy Long... a politician with quick wit and a sense of humour. I'm positively amazed.

    • CrunchyFrog
      CrunchyFrog 6 months ago

      One way you can spot psychopaths like Steve Bannon and Alex Jones is that they have no sense of humour at all, because humour and irony depend on the ability for humble self-reflection and seeing things from other people's point of view. Oh, psychopaths may laugh mockingly at the misfortune of others, as Trump loves to do, but they are incapable of poking fun of themselves. As hypocrits, they instead project their own twisted motives and intentions onto their enemies, and always see themselves in the right and as the wronged party.

  • Princess Jello
    Princess Jello 6 months ago

    he should have asked alex jones how his custody battle is going.

  • Aerin Gossett
    Aerin Gossett 6 months ago

    Steve Bannon does not cast a shadow...

  • Lamijaification
    Lamijaification 6 months ago


  • Michael Abesamis
    Michael Abesamis 6 months ago

    Haven’t watched Stephen for while. What’s with the beard? Is he on a dare? Lol

  • Yoder023
    Yoder023 6 months ago

    I just want to know....
    Is Jones' head up his ass for the warmth?

  • libratigerpictures
    libratigerpictures 6 months ago

    Watching Rubio and Jones fight is like who do you root for, Russia or North Korea?

  • Noire Kuroraigami
    Noire Kuroraigami 6 months ago

    When Marc Rubio thinking what i wanted everybody to say ....i will beat that lil ass alex if you touch me again

  • walkingdeadman19
    walkingdeadman19 6 months ago

    I ... have no idea what that Humpty Dumpty said ...

  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 6 months ago

    There's one special Conservative I really wish they would ban.

  • W P
    W P 6 months ago +1

    Sup Captain Whitebeard yarrrrr

  • Scott Jewett
    Scott Jewett 6 months ago

    I thought his wife wanted him to get rid of the beard.

  • Fredrik Thorsen
    Fredrik Thorsen 6 months ago

    Representative Long is my hero!

  • Karina Flower
    Karina Flower 6 months ago

    I don't know if you ought to talk about Rip Van Hipster, Father Time from the Nose Down

  • AbyssGnasher
    AbyssGnasher 6 months ago

    how do they just let alex go where ever he wants? obviously they know who he is.

  • Sunni Rae
    Sunni Rae 6 months ago

    I hate Rubio, but I've seen this clip about three dozen times so far, and all I hear when he says "I'll take care of you myself" is "I have staffers that can escort you out peacefully." Marco Rubio (sadly) isnt enough of an idiot to get in a fist fight.

  • The Jones
    The Jones 6 months ago

    I'm still second guessing my decision to watch your show election night. =j

  • Dinah Merafe
    Dinah Merafe 6 months ago

    Stephen Colbert is
    a genius

  • Happy Haze
    Happy Haze 6 months ago

    Stephen, I'm so shocked to see you go after an easy target like Jones to get some laughs.
    However, I'm not sorry you did. Lance Boil, that was a great cut. Lance deserves to be the butt of every joke in the 50 states, because. . . well, because he is a butt.

  • BulletFarmer2
    BulletFarmer2 6 months ago

    Alex Jones exhibits typical narcissistic behavior. That's how narcissists operate: they try to frame you for something you didn't do, and once they start the lie, they just keep adding to it until it's almost too big for anyone (including you, the victim) to ever fully unravel.

  • lin liu
    lin liu 6 months ago

    Time to bring Tuck Buckford back!

  • Karen Mendoza
    Karen Mendoza 6 months ago

    Stephen thank you, your jokes make me laugh even in the saddest of times

  • For Wakanda
    For Wakanda 6 months ago

    Colbert with a beard is like Alex Trebec without the moustache

  • Almighty Zeus
    Almighty Zeus 6 months ago

    That Alex Jones impression was gold. Man I wish we could send him first to Mars.

  • Dave Andrews
    Dave Andrews 6 months ago

    Funny AF

  • Kamala Williams
    Kamala Williams 6 months ago

    Senator Long gets the medal for that one 🤣🤣🤣 I’m dead 😵

  • Resurgam Victoria
    Resurgam Victoria 6 months ago

    What the hell is happening in america?!?!!

  • Resurgam Victoria
    Resurgam Victoria 6 months ago

    Trump can guh suck a big hood!

  • Early Cuyler
    Early Cuyler 6 months ago

    None of this social media stuff was or even lawfully could be possible with Obama's net neutrality in place. As per usual, conservatives have cut off their nose to spite their face.

  • Rainman Slim
    Rainman Slim 6 months ago

    Right wingers dont realize that twitter, facebook, snapchat etc... are all private companies, not government institutions. They can ban whoever they want.
    The 1st ammendment doesn't mean anyone is obligated to provide you a platform nor does it mean ppl have to listen to you.

  • Foxmonsieur
    Foxmonsieur 6 months ago

    We need to change the monologue for "Talk with Stephen Cold Beard". That beard is mesmerizing.

  • Phil Read
    Phil Read 6 months ago

    You need to dye your beard to match your hair. Looks odd. Not bad but odd. Or let your hair grow out to match your beard.

  • Chuck-U Farly
    Chuck-U Farly 6 months ago

    The thing with Alex Jones is that He an his attorney has admitted publicly and under oath that his show is fake, made up nonsense yet he still wants his viewers to think what he says is real. That just make his a Lying Sack of Pig Shit. He never backs anything he says with real verifiable facts.

  • Clayton Finnell 1000 Good Deeds

    Omg nailed it

  • Alison Coley
    Alison Coley 6 months ago

    I almost feel bad for Marco Rubio... almost.

  • Mike Miller
    Mike Miller 6 months ago


  • Belinda Gagelman
    Belinda Gagelman 6 months ago

    Hilarious video! Lol! The Colbert Show Crew are a fine bunch!💛

  • Belinda Gagelman
    Belinda Gagelman 6 months ago +1

    It's not worth destroying your brain cells Stephen! 💛 Of course they are delusional about being "under attack" standing naked as they are now, as the result of good Virtuous persons working diligently in exposing their grifting crimes. Naturally, lower ego wants to cover, to hide, those hidden secret naked parts

  • Carlito Nati
    Carlito Nati 6 months ago

    Sold to the woman at the back! Bravo!! 😂🤣

  • miching mallecho
    miching mallecho 6 months ago

    the really funny thing is republicans called these hearings to demonstrate social media bias against people like alex jones and laura loomer, who they claimed were being shadow banned, and then promptly told them to shut up, kind of like facebook, youtube, and twitter have

  • Richard Andaluz
    Richard Andaluz 6 months ago

    This Alex Jones rolls through with No Mic unprepared and feeds of other Media's Services. Just because his shit got shut down? Lol what a Sore Loser.

  • martin preisig
    martin preisig 6 months ago

    hail to the beard!

  • TK Wallace
    TK Wallace 6 months ago

    Mr. Long is a real-world D&D Bard.

  • Nasimul Ryad
    Nasimul Ryad 6 months ago

    A beard so white that Trump won all it's votes

  • Vanessa Borjas
    Vanessa Borjas 6 months ago


  • Steven Bryant
    Steven Bryant 6 months ago

    If Alex Jones touched me, I would tell him I am sending him the bill because now I have to burn my suit. Dry cleaning would be unfair for the dry cleaners.

  • nahor88
    nahor88 6 months ago

    That protester was cute; I'd bang.

  • oli36999
    oli36999 6 months ago

    You cannot out talk an auctioneer XD full stop

  • Gordon Anderson
    Gordon Anderson 6 months ago

    All hail the bachlelorb, if we are going to combrat the infantile shadow Bannon...
    wiat... hey is he auctioning off the government to the highest bidder?

  • oopsy444
    oopsy444 6 months ago

    That beard makes him look like John Stewart

  • Delilah Weeks
    Delilah Weeks 6 months ago

    LMAO man... Things are CRAZY ahahaa :)

  • Blast Man
    Blast Man 6 months ago

    A beard. Well. That's new. Suits him.

  • April Smith
    April Smith 6 months ago

    Stephen Coolbeard

  • Teresa Martino
    Teresa Martino 6 months ago

    Lol so funny

  • pop5678eye
    pop5678eye 6 months ago

    Reality is biased against conservatives as long as conservatives continue to have racist, sexist, anti-fact, anti-science, anti-education bias.

  • Shanata Sukhu
    Shanata Sukhu 6 months ago

    I didn't know what info wars was until Colbert started spoofing it 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mr. Son of 3
    Mr. Son of 3 6 months ago

    So what was he sipping cus that look tasty

  • Bill Steinkamp
    Bill Steinkamp 6 months ago

    Better than Rush Limbaugh? At eating large quantities of pills?

  • TheErnieforss
    TheErnieforss 6 months ago

    I don't know the history of Rubio and Jones, but it's weird he's treating Jones like trash now that Jones lost all main stream media shows. Again I don't know the history of Jones and Rubio, maybe he always treated him like that.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 6 months ago


  • ameer adel
    ameer adel 6 months ago


  • James Frank
    James Frank 6 months ago

    Maybe Alex can try selling his taint wipes door-to-door.

  • Miss Leia, Dragonite Master

    Hold on, when did Stephen grow a beard?!

  • Stephanie Rogers
    Stephanie Rogers 6 months ago +1

    Brilliant, funny, fearless - love you, Stephen! Still hate the beard. Looks like you're growing mold. Please go back to full face commentary.

  • Jacob Bielski
    Jacob Bielski 6 months ago

    All shall love the Bachelorb.

  • Drm R
    Drm R 6 months ago

    I love how the self procalimed champions of small government are demanding more government.

  • nocturnuz
    nocturnuz 6 months ago

    Still amazed at the fact that people are happy about Alex Jones being banned. Social media are not public fora, but would it not be much better if they DID have to abide by the first amendment?

  • E. V. D.
    E. V. D. 6 months ago

    The beard doesn’t fit to the hair.

  • Berkeley Pickell
    Berkeley Pickell 6 months ago

    I'm more concerned about loss of net neutrality than any potential Twitter censorship

  • pkunkbwok
    pkunkbwok 6 months ago

    Twitter CEO and actor playing Hugo Drax Jr. in the next Bond film