4 U.S. Presidents Whose Lives Put Action Movies to Shame - Badassing Your Way Through History

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  • Alex 666
    Alex 666 9 hours ago

    I'm sad they didn't even mention Andrew Jackson.

  • generic punk
    generic punk 3 days ago

    Andrew jackson as a slasher

  • The Young History Buff

    JFK during sex
    "Mrs. Kennedy, my dick's quest to destroy your pussy is determined and cannot be deterred"

  • Myles Frankfurt
    Myles Frankfurt 13 days ago +1

    What about Andrew Jackson? He was fucking insane and killed over 30 people on just the White House lawn!

  • brofenix
    brofenix 17 days ago +1

    Woah! I didn't know this stuff!

  • chris bartow
    chris bartow 17 days ago

    Dec robots exist they are 9ff robots

  • dead ed
    dead ed 19 days ago

    Thomas A. Hendricks
    Was Grover Cleveland's vp

  • Beaky Turf
    Beaky Turf 21 day ago

    Andrew "kick your fucking ass" Jackson.
    P.s. Cracked, you can stick your 'white people with money' racism up your ass.

  • Adam Tzach
    Adam Tzach 22 days ago

    Ay, I just wrote a paper about Hoover and he was working for a government agency during world war 1, he was part of the food rationing agency

  • Joseph Guillermo
    Joseph Guillermo Month ago

    The Term Of John F. Kennedy is 1960 - 1963

  • Andrew Krukemeyer
    Andrew Krukemeyer Month ago

    Bro Millard Filmore signed the compromise of 1850 which helped lead to the Civil War he's lit

  • Mr Internet Guy
    Mr Internet Guy Month ago +1

    No Andrew Jackson?
    He was ridiculously crazy, had a fuckton if Duels, beat a guy with a Cane, etc

    • Andraž Guzaj
      Andraž Guzaj Month ago

      they made an entire separate video about him

  • Urbro Dooli
    Urbro Dooli Month ago +1

    you forgot to mention that cleveland married his stepdaughter - that's pretty scandalous and action packed

  • AllOrEverything History

    I looked cleveland's vps name. Its Thomas hendricks

  • steven griffith
    steven griffith Month ago +1

    Chester A Aurthor a Republican would be, awesome. Getting rid of corruption was a reason for President Trump it's to bad there are so many brainwashed librels that want to keep corruption in politics it may never be a reality...js

  • dragonaise
    dragonaise Month ago

    He talks too fast i thought this video was sped up. Same thing with the music..

  • Patriot 13
    Patriot 13 Month ago

    There’s nothing wrong with men who have a high sex drive, only soy chugging half men or under sexed feminists would think so.

  • Oodeezy Deezy
    Oodeezy Deezy Month ago

    “White people with money”

  • The Conservative yankee

    Thomas Hendricks Adlai Ewing Stevenson fuck you i looked it up
    Flase sense of superiority then back to normal life

  • Logan Crawford
    Logan Crawford 2 months ago

    Andrew Jackson would be my top pick next to Roosevelt.

  • Rishot Nongkhlaw
    Rishot Nongkhlaw 2 months ago +3

    Now spell it with me

  • Jasper L. Ferini
    Jasper L. Ferini 2 months ago

    Steven Clevelen

  • MattManh42
    MattManh42 2 months ago

    andrew jackson -the horror film- *lovely president*

  • Antony Stark
    Antony Stark 2 months ago

    Not my grandma !

  • Caithlin Hunt
    Caithlin Hunt 2 months ago

    Hahah, very in the start. This was pre-Trump

  • Joel Banning
    Joel Banning 2 months ago

    JFK, when Democrats were still good candidates

  • Ethan Jolles
    Ethan Jolles 2 months ago +1

    youtube really wants me to watch this video

  • Anshuman Bhagwati
    Anshuman Bhagwati 2 months ago

    Vladimir Putin- "Hold My Vodka"

  • Lance Hyllested
    Lance Hyllested 2 months ago

    What about Andrew Jackson

  • Faustin Gashakamba
    Faustin Gashakamba 2 months ago

    John F**ng Kennedy was really a badass!
    I hope his dick wasn't as tiny as Trump's.
    For God's sake, please get a suit that fits Danny!

  • idgaf what u call me
    idgaf what u call me 2 months ago

    John f Kennedy
    The f stands for fuck

  • Kennedy Norris
    Kennedy Norris 2 months ago

    1) william howard taft deserves a movie about him getting stuck in a bathtub and 2) i don’t like that he referred to jfk as kennedy cause that’s my name and it’s weird. okay goodnight

  • Fenroll
    Fenroll 2 months ago

    this guy is fucking cringe and why is he tilted to the right

  • Intelligent Design By Toran Taylor

    He hated Millard Fillmore because he was anti slavery,this dude racist

  • jack wiśniewski
    jack wiśniewski 3 months ago

    2:54 what you came for

  • Gavon Marlow
    Gavon Marlow 3 months ago

    Kennedy is the no homo hottest of all the fucks

  • Loki Dillinger
    Loki Dillinger 3 months ago

    Dude you couldn't find a suit jacket that fit you? Is that your daddy's?

  • Michael Nyamute Jr.
    Michael Nyamute Jr. 3 months ago

    My nigga JFK fucked Marilyn Monroe
    I don't think any US President can top THAT

  • The Generalissimo
    The Generalissimo 3 months ago +1

    Herbert Hoover was great, if you ever have the chance to make it to eastern Iowa, head over to West Branch and check out the museum.
    And to correct it, Hoover did not give money to soldiers at all. He was opposed to the war. He gave money and supplies to the war torn countries civilians, preventing the famine of millions, if not tens of millions.

  • Will Avery
    Will Avery 3 months ago

    With JFK it was more like the oral office

  • PrinceChris93
    PrinceChris93 3 months ago

    JFK porno movie sounds more interesting

  • Ian Healy
    Ian Healy 3 months ago

    Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Jackson taking a bullet to the chest and still killing the guy who shot him

  • WolfbloodWarrior Games
    WolfbloodWarrior Games 3 months ago

    1:42 He had two Thomas A. Hendricks and Adlai Stevenson I
    I looked it up so frick you

  • Mr Internet Guy
    Mr Internet Guy 3 months ago

    JFK, The Man who Boned

  • WyrmFyreBanana77
    WyrmFyreBanana77 3 months ago

    Did anybody else look up Grover Cleveland's vice president just to prove the guy in the video wrong?

  • Antoine alessandro
    Antoine alessandro 3 months ago +2

    JFK movie would be so bad ass I could see Leo playing as him .... Similar to how he played his character in wolf of Wall Street

  • mulemule
    mulemule 3 months ago

    The presenter's excruciating attempts at shoe-horning his "personality" into the narrative ruined an otherwise interesting set of facts.

  • Emerson Rounds
    Emerson Rounds 3 months ago

    You know there’s an audio file in the national archives of JFK boning some East German Spy

    • TJ Frye
      TJ Frye 3 months ago

      Sounds promising

  • JL JR
    JL JR 3 months ago

    Something tells me surgery on a boat is not a great idea

  • Aloha Dubs
    Aloha Dubs 3 months ago

    *So we just gonna brush past Teddy the Bull Moose, the guy who took a bullet during a public speech, then proceeded to finish the fucking speech?*

  • Corneliu Vadim Tudor
    Corneliu Vadim Tudor 3 months ago

    In my opinion,Andrew Jackson should have been on the list

  • Steven Vasquez
    Steven Vasquez 3 months ago

    I dont find this funny maybe educational

  • Christopher McAvoy
    Christopher McAvoy 3 months ago +2

    "White people with money" or just people with money would do fine

  • joker_XD
    joker_XD 3 months ago +4

    This guy is trying so hard to be funny

  • Sam Sand
    Sam Sand 3 months ago

    and a comedy movie starring trump, like that dumb and dumber movie if you are wondering

  • E-Series
    E-Series 3 months ago

    Kennedy was a fucking chad

  • DazeMusic
    DazeMusic 3 months ago

    4:26 that sound gave me a fucking heart attack! Dont you ever use that again :D

  • Gaming Nation
    Gaming Nation 3 months ago

    What jfk did, Clinton followed suit

  • Samson Knight
    Samson Knight 3 months ago +1

    JFK wasn't a badass. He was just another loser john who payed for sex with glorified prostitutes

  • TJ Avagliano
    TJ Avagliano 3 months ago

    Hoover needs a movie too.

  • Ryan BeRay
    Ryan BeRay 3 months ago +18

    There, I watched it, Happy now TVclip?

  • The2ndUsername
    The2ndUsername 3 months ago +8

    Everybody talking about Theodore Roosevelt but he was nothing compared to Andrew Jackson.

    That president had a man who try to assassinate him with 2 different guns, both missed, so Jackson then ran up to him and started beating him up with his cane so badly that the presidents own security had to pull HIM off of the would-be assassin. He also participated in over a hundred duels, one consisting of a death.

  • Wild Strike
    Wild Strike 3 months ago


  • Mr. Puffy
    Mr. Puffy 3 months ago +1

    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Dale Gribble
    Dale Gribble 3 months ago +2

    Thomas A. Hendricks

    Adlai Stevenson I
    I looked it up. Dont tell me what to do

  • The Beesechurger
    The Beesechurger 3 months ago +6

    George Washington should be here.
    -He had 2 sets of testicles
    -Saved children but not the British children
    -Ate his opponents' brains and invented cocaine

    • TJ Frye
      TJ Frye 3 months ago +2

      Wait wat. So many questions

  • Jahred Lee
    Jahred Lee 3 months ago +20

    I feel that Andrew Jackson could use a movie

    • Jahred Lee
      Jahred Lee 3 months ago

      Demo_the _man true that then it’s going to follow him as he’s going to get raging mad at John C Calhoun

    • Demo_the _man
      Demo_the _man 3 months ago +1

      Spoiler alert, its a 3 hour dueling montage.

  • Joe Logou
    Joe Logou 3 months ago +1

    This was a waste of time

  • Jose Felix
    Jose Felix 3 months ago +2

    So JFK was a junkie AND a nympho?

  • Gary Jordan
    Gary Jordan 3 months ago +1

    I'd watch the movies!

  • zerkzy842
    zerkzy842 3 months ago

    The movie about Trump will be a dark comedy

  • BiscuitYT
    BiscuitYT 3 months ago

    You forgot Andrew Jackson

  • Pinoy keyboard warrior
    Pinoy keyboard warrior 3 months ago

    So JFK is boner?

  • CanalPSG
    CanalPSG 3 months ago

    What is all that whining about white people? Isn't that racist?

  • Jesse Carpenter
    Jesse Carpenter 3 months ago


  • Steve harvyeet
    Steve harvyeet 3 months ago

    No Andrew Jackson?

  • Richard H
    Richard H 3 months ago +1

    Funny and clever. The cursing is a bit childish and unnecessary, but overall good. I'd for sure see that Hoover movie

  • Dude guy 333
    Dude guy 333 3 months ago +1

    Why not Andrew jackson

    NOSAJ WAHSTUC 3 months ago +6

    Franklin D Roosevelt was a true WARRIOR he fault polio ALL his life

  • lunar sparkz
    lunar sparkz 3 months ago

    So unfunny

  • Jack Hemenez
    Jack Hemenez 3 months ago

    No wonder JFK got killed! What kind of man is that

  • go home
    go home 3 months ago +1

    Kennedy also did a shitload of drugs. He took so many painkillers because he had a “back problem”.

  • Your future boyfriends
    Your future boyfriends 3 months ago

    Did jfk actualy gonna make world war 3 and thats why he is dead?

  • Pate Riot
    Pate Riot 3 months ago

    Not to mention JFK was a war hero from the pacific theater.

    • lol lol lol lol lol lol
      lol lol lol lol lol lol 3 months ago

      NAAAHHH BRUHH horny ass men would rather see a movie about a man living their wet dreams than a war hero who cares about his country!

  • Indiana Jones
    Indiana Jones 3 months ago

    i'm a man of the people

  • zach attack
    zach attack 3 months ago

    Andrew jackson was a savage nigga

  • Defaultiboi
    Defaultiboi 3 months ago

    Im just here for the thots

  • Humzah J.
    Humzah J. 3 months ago

    Theodore Roosevelt should be here for helping Larry out on his first shift at the museum.

  • Yonathan Gonzalez
    Yonathan Gonzalez 3 months ago +1

    4:50 Garfield was shot on Saturday, July 2, 1881 but died on Monday, September 19, 1881

  • MinifigureXtreme
    MinifigureXtreme 3 months ago +1

    Didn’t JFK have a wife tho

    • carmel
      carmel 3 months ago

      That never stopped him

  • Emmanuel Reina
    Emmanuel Reina 3 months ago

    I played hover ball once its fucking hard

  • Stoner Shag
    Stoner Shag 3 months ago

    I bet Kennedy's not complaining about the sex withdrawal headaches now.

  • MrGuppy
    MrGuppy 3 months ago +70

    Andrew Jackson was snakefucking crazy too.

  • Chickenwon
    Chickenwon 3 months ago


  • Blue Yoshi
    Blue Yoshi 3 months ago

    Daddy JFK? Oh my god JFK is truly god.

  • Glitchy Glitch
    Glitchy Glitch 3 months ago


  • Eli_the_human🏳️‍🌈

    1:44. It was Tomas Hendricks

  • Jack Hughes
    Jack Hughes 3 months ago

    Was Cleveland's cancer removed?

  • Some random person’s account

    Maybe that’s why Kennedy died

    theSHADOWFLAMEfox 3 months ago

    John Fucked Kennedy.