John Mulaney Stand-Up Monologue - SNL

  • Published on Apr 15, 2018
  • Host John Mulaney discusses his time as a Saturday Night Live writer and shares how he's gotten grumpier as he's gotten older.
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  • Samantha Healey
    Samantha Healey 3 days ago +1

    John Mulaney: *says anything*
    Me: hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
    Everything came full circle for him and I love that for him

  • Caroline Herman
    Caroline Herman 4 days ago +1

    John Mulaney is my spirit animal 🦒

  • Wacking Cactus
    Wacking Cactus 6 days ago

    Sir Patrick Stewart, who , ofcourse, is known for his role as 💩 in the 2017 all time classic, The Emoji Movie

  • JakeGoesOnline
    JakeGoesOnline 9 days ago

    So I looked up the Salt N Peppa thing. It’s nowhere near as exciting as he made it seem. He lied. Ya know like a liar.

  • TsukiKabanoki
    TsukiKabanoki 10 days ago

    It's so weird seeing him without a mic cord

  • Gnome Queen
    Gnome Queen 15 days ago

    I love his robot voice, and I love how it’s just like a bridge troll

  • SusiPineapple
    SusiPineapple 22 days ago

    "Have you ever seen like old film, from the past; of people waving at a ship?"

  • C Myers
    C Myers 25 days ago

    I love this kid so much! I want to meet his wife 😂!

  • Poogy Bear
    Poogy Bear 29 days ago

    Passwords have passed but now it's time for the robot test!
    Made me laugh

  • Louie Johannesen
    Louie Johannesen 29 days ago

    Is “smoking cocaine” just a less worse version of “smoked Crack”

  • Fiona Hardin
    Fiona Hardin Month ago

    Proooove you’re not a robot! 🤖
    Just look at theeesse.. ℂυЯvy Let✞ƎЯƧ

  • Jessie Escovy
    Jessie Escovy Month ago +1

    sir patrick stewart: peppa? what are you doing in my snl monologue

  • Ty Eberhardt
    Ty Eberhardt Month ago

    Now whenever I do a captcha I think of John mulaney’s voice telling me what I need to do.

    So thank you for this gift

  • Haley Bolanos20
    Haley Bolanos20 Month ago

    This boy is a two-timing whore. He did me really dirty.
    Here is his phone number:
    (209) 737-4919
    Comment back what happens. Lol.

  • Alex Y
    Alex Y Month ago

    “May I see my stuff please” has the same energy as “Can I go home please”

  • Freezing Jazzy
    Freezing Jazzy Month ago

    Tonight's no good, how bout Wednesday? Oh, you're in Houston on Wednesday? (Oh, OK, well then let's just not see each other for six months and it doesn't matter at all.) - Fall Out Boy (From Under The Cork Tree)

  • Eduardo Hernandez
    Eduardo Hernandez Month ago

    He couldn’t write new material for this?

  • Samuel Emerson
    Samuel Emerson Month ago

    As someone who lives in ct that "oh ok" statement is totally justified

  • Francia Escobar Ramos

    Damn he is hot 🥵

  • MSJ Music
    MSJ Music Month ago +1

    Ah yes

  • Sevan 7
    Sevan 7 Month ago


  • utterly idiotic
    utterly idiotic Month ago

    1:23 Killer one eyebrow btw

  • Sherlock Holmes
    Sherlock Holmes Month ago

    this entire thing is a bunch of john's bits put together and its awesome

  • Conor Horn
    Conor Horn Month ago

    Sooooo he really did cocaine? He referenced it in 2 monologues so idk if it's a running joke lol

  • Jesse Knecht
    Jesse Knecht 2 months ago +1

    You know what else was created in the Middle of the Civil War? A1 Steak Sauce.

  • Dennis KT
    Dennis KT 2 months ago

    I did not know you can smoke cocaine.

  • Catherine Leary
    Catherine Leary 2 months ago

    I hate that robot shit.

  • aaaalyaaaa
    aaaalyaaaa 2 months ago

    how do you smoke cocaine

    • Catherine Leary
      Catherine Leary 2 months ago has a nice article on this.
      Spoiler: they don't recommend trying it.

  • I just want comfortable shoes!

    John Mulaney is the King!!! Andrew Yang for President!

  • Gay Plants
    Gay Plants 2 months ago +1

    I watched this whole thing just to see the robot speech

  • Jeff Brown
    Jeff Brown 2 months ago

    That robot stuff at the end is so true.. luv this guy! 5:40

  • The Essayist
    The Essayist 2 months ago +1

    You know it's good when the musician laughs behind him

  • Tyson Fontanez
    Tyson Fontanez 3 months ago

    I just found this and I can’t stop laughing

  • justyourlocalme
    justyourlocalme 3 months ago

    I hate the newer comedians the ones like that Steve guy and the ones who post things like HECKLER OWNEDDDDDDD and the video is just them talking to them. They have an ego so high and they aren't even funny. John Mulaney is funny. He's funnier than most new comedians

  • kennon dlima
    kennon dlima 3 months ago +1

    One of the best monologues?

  • Moonmii Senpai
    Moonmii Senpai 3 months ago

    I was looking for anime’s and I’m somehow ended up here & i
    I just watched the *entire* skit
    Like okay??

  • hi hungry I'm rat
    hi hungry I'm rat 3 months ago

    I swear this dude could voice the fucking dummy from Undertale

  • happeetrales
    happeetrales 3 months ago

    A clean comic with class

  • Xeno Foxx
    Xeno Foxx 3 months ago

    Damn he’s handsome, looks like he stepped outta the 50’s ❤️

  • YeeSoest
    YeeSoest 3 months ago

    Exactly my thoughts when i first saw one of the new Captchas:
    Yeah, I can click on the store fronts but how would YOU know if I'm right?
    And where do I get to ask my counter and follow up questions??

  • Maya Oh
    Maya Oh 3 months ago +1

    This is a summary of kid gorgeous

  • Eseroghene Omene
    Eseroghene Omene 3 months ago +1

    “Look at these CuRvY lEtTeRs!”

  • Nicole
    Nicole 3 months ago

    “Smoked cocaine”

    • Tyrant-Den
      Tyrant-Den 3 months ago

      this is why he said "I sniffed cocain up my nostrils to get high" in the later monologue.

  • Lagiar hurlorage
    Lagiar hurlorage 3 months ago

    For everyone who want to know the capcha doesn't analyse the thing they ask you to do eg numbers pictures but it analyse the moves you do with your mouse

  • Jacob Tebbe
    Jacob Tebbe 3 months ago

    That little jump and clap... that just takes it to the next level

  • Hartley Rathaway
    Hartley Rathaway 3 months ago +1

    He is the most pure person I have ever known

  • Once Upon A Blink
    Once Upon A Blink 3 months ago +5

    I highly recommend watching his stuff on Netflix you can see all of this stuff without it being censored cause he takes out curse words here

  • UnYin99
    UnYin99 3 months ago

    One of the VERY few comedians that can actually make me laugh out loud. I hope he lives to be 1,000 years old. Or at least until I die first.

    • help me
      help me 3 months ago +1

      Bold of you to assume this man can die

  • Carlos Ramos
    Carlos Ramos 4 months ago

    I bought tickets to watch a show in Jacksonville that you cancelled to do this episode. I wasn’t able to watch the rescheduled show. I’m still a little upset.

  • Lily Chancey
    Lily Chancey 4 months ago

    John Mulaney reminds me too much of my music teacher. Dr. Shapiro, if you’re out there, you watch way to much John Mulaney.

  • I am the Cat Human
    I am the Cat Human 4 months ago

    Who else hates new music as a fourteen year old?

  • Sophia Chechuy
    Sophia Chechuy 4 months ago +2

    This is pretty much a trailer to Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

  • Broken Paperclip
    Broken Paperclip 4 months ago +1

    You might be looking for 5:40 🤷‍♀️

  • Rustie
    Rustie 4 months ago

    You can read his voice when he talks
    But it’s not closed captions and it’s funny

  • Douglas Butcher
    Douglas Butcher 4 months ago +1

    5:01 I prefer either old footage from the future or new footage from the past.

  • Rei Dx
    Rei Dx 4 months ago


  • Jackie Johnson
    Jackie Johnson 4 months ago +2

    Wait, so John Mulaney smoked crack before his college graduation??? What?? I gotta hear more about that 😂

  • Marlayna Animates
    Marlayna Animates 4 months ago +3

    John's kids would be adorable and so kind!

  • Emma The Dilemma
    Emma The Dilemma 4 months ago

    Honestly, looking back at this now that I know this bit word for word, I am loving the musicians trying not to draw attention to themselves and attempting to keep a straight face. And like most people watching Mulaney, they fail at not laughing.

  • Rei Dx
    Rei Dx 4 months ago

    I swear,he could play the riddler.