Transcendental Granola - You Suck at Cooking (episode 43)

  • Published on Jul 12, 2016
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    Granola. It's delicious.
    Take 3 cups of oats.
    Crush 2 cups of any nuts you like.
    Take half a cup of coconut oil and half a cup of maple syrup or honey and mix that all together.
    With a teaspoon of vanilla extract.
    And a teaspoon of sea salt.
    Mix it up and bake it at 350. After 15 minutes or so give it a stir.
    Then do that again after another ten minutes or so.
    Keep an eye on it! When it's cooked to an amount you think is good take it out.
    It will get crispier as it cools down.
    Mix in some dried cranberries, blueberries, raisins, or a cup of nothing.
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  • Travis Retriever
    Travis Retriever 3 days ago

    Anyone else get good AMSR tingles form this? UwU

  • Ghastly
    Ghastly 11 days ago

    "We only crush our nuts with love"
    This guy predicted the cbt meme in 2016

  • Erol Kartal
    Erol Kartal 27 days ago +1

    "I'm a better meditater" hahahahaha

  • i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i!i! i!i!

    We only crush our nuts with love

  • Morgana Bourggraff
    Morgana Bourggraff Month ago

    I feel so attacked and I"m loving it.

  • Watermelon The Rainwing

    I don’t have a bongo. Is there another instrument that would work?

  • Ivan Ooze
    Ivan Ooze Month ago

    Wait when do I add my chakra powder?

  • katherine mcilwain
    katherine mcilwain Month ago

    Wet myself laughing. You just earned bad karma, but I forgive you.

  • J H
    J H Month ago

    I cry laughed through this whole video. Good journey 🖐🏼🤚🏼

  • kokonator the 4
    kokonator the 4 Month ago allergic to oats

  • Louis Confait
    Louis Confait Month ago

    If an oven is an onion, why isn’t an onion an oven...

  • Pixie Rush
    Pixie Rush Month ago

    Also the eucalyptus is
    🌟*P O I S O N* 🌸

  • Illusive[Brick]
    Illusive[Brick] Month ago

    Jesus Christ my mom is one of these ladies

  • Lyn
    Lyn Month ago

    I have a question.... Were you actually completely naked in the first scene? XD

  • Cora M
    Cora M Month ago +1

    I need help. I was cooking this and my family walked in. I fear they gave their negative vibes to the granola. Is that possible? If it is, what sort of cleansing ritual do I need to preform before I eat the granola in order to ensure that my soul is not harmed by this?

  • Henry Maguire
    Henry Maguire Month ago

    Good journey!

  • Mia Genevieve Lefebvre
    Mia Genevieve Lefebvre 2 months ago

    i swear i saw a piece of foil in the bowl

  • Eduardo Acevedo
    Eduardo Acevedo 2 months ago

    Omg this granola lined my chakras, your amazing

    BHARGAV KUNIKI 2 months ago +1

    This man is a religion

  • Yater Potater
    Yater Potater 2 months ago

    Hipsters are nodding

  • ThE ALL Se3iNg Ey3
    ThE ALL Se3iNg Ey3 2 months ago

    Ahh yes,I've finally found enlightenment

  • Webs SOTE
    Webs SOTE 2 months ago tastes pretty good, but unfortunately it just turns you purple like an eggplant after a while

  • Mandy
    Mandy 2 months ago

    This was very calming

  • Artorias
    Artorias 3 months ago

    Gypsy granola.

  • OZZY
    OZZY 3 months ago +1


  • T SexyRexy
    T SexyRexy 3 months ago

    I don't recommend crushing your nuts under any mental state.

  • Maxwell
    Maxwell 3 months ago

    I just went from guacamole to this...what a difference in tone

  • Elias Senegal
    Elias Senegal 3 months ago

    Also the eucalyptus is poisonous ☠️ lol you said they right at the end after you poisoned some dumb child

  • Bristi Majumdar
    Bristi Majumdar 3 months ago

    2:51 : Wants to infuse positive energy into granola
    Makes the illuminati sign.

  • Arturs Vertijs
    Arturs Vertijs 3 months ago

    Anti vax mothers cooking be like

  • Cid Redwood
    Cid Redwood 3 months ago

    "We only crush our nuts with love."

  • Iajdixkensk Jsnaiqkanzjakakprprfn

    Despite the fact he Is obiviously joking, I still actually wanna punch him in the face.

  • kono dio da
    kono dio da 4 months ago

    Venues and CANCER

  • Lee Gou
    Lee Gou 4 months ago

    I only had a red bandanna, and my pecans turned into Brazilian nuts.

  • Carit World
    Carit World 4 months ago


  • Alia Davenport
    Alia Davenport 4 months ago

    You know what's fucked up? I can't tell if he's taking the piss or not. I think he is but I honestly can't say for sure.

  • Rebecca K
    Rebecca K 4 months ago

    I didn't crush the nuts, so the nuts crushed me

  • Just Plain Weird
    Just Plain Weird 4 months ago

    "We only crush our nuts with love"

  • D.W
    D.W 4 months ago

    Good journey.

  • Brandon Singer
    Brandon Singer 4 months ago

    Are you Howtobasic?

  • Darren .p
    Darren .p 4 months ago

    I made sure that all my ingredients had no vaccines and it made them more pure 😌

  • animal lover
    animal lover 4 months ago

    3:35 **dont tell anyone**

  • Kicky Nick
    Kicky Nick 4 months ago

    He has 3 hands 1:bongo 2:camera 3:playing the bingo

    • Trash
      Trash 4 months ago

      He probably has a tripod

  • Cthu Lutech
    Cthu Lutech 4 months ago +3

    The last place I heard the phrase "good journey" was in the 1980s He-Man movie. Hmmmmm.

  • Charlie Fox
    Charlie Fox 4 months ago +1

    What does the little bit of foil provide to the transcendental granola at 2:38?

  • Raynebow Phire
    Raynebow Phire 4 months ago +1

    I used ground salt and the granola called me a negative Nancy

  • Bug Boyo
    Bug Boyo 4 months ago +1

    Instructions unclear, my granola is running around with a chainsaw.

  • Anti Dote
    Anti Dote 4 months ago

    Maan you made me really want that. I will ask my friend and see if he has any. Hey Rick, hey Rick! Pass me some more eucalyptus Rick.

  • spooder man
    spooder man 4 months ago

    Also I used a purple bandana and my granola started playing the saxophone

  • SeaLife_Lover122 Ocean exporer

    This is absolutely hilarious I practice most these things and the way you displayed it is beautiful 😂

  • Politerudeboi
    Politerudeboi 4 months ago

    done shrooms i see

  • SuperHamSniper
    SuperHamSniper 4 months ago +1

    ik this is a joke and all but its kind of calming or mabey im just happier because i hawent eaten for most of yeasterday and not at all today until now

  • spooder man
    spooder man 4 months ago +3

    Ysac: says power stone
    Thanos: *heavy breathing*

  • maxsight
    maxsight 5 months ago

    *Roommate enters kitchen*
    *roommate leaves kitchen in silence*

  • Celestial Angel
    Celestial Angel 5 months ago

    2:07 you're squatting like true slav!?

  • Flipflopz Threeonethree

    This has the same energy as that Gayle episode where she made granola lol

  • Mae
    Mae 5 months ago

    If I have any Swedes out there or just people who know Swedish, please turn on Swedish subtitles, they are hillarious.

  • Marco Darian
    Marco Darian 5 months ago

    Are you how to basic's brother?

  • toxin
    toxin 5 months ago +2

    'crush your nuts with love'
    that's what i tell myself before i fall asleep each night

  • bigboi25 87
    bigboi25 87 5 months ago +1

    Never crush your nuts with anger