Why People Are Still Playing Destiny - Escort Mission

  • Published on May 15, 2015
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Comments • 838

  • Master Baiter
    Master Baiter Year ago

    die zuschau

  • Emanuel Sosa
    Emanuel Sosa Year ago

    This is so try but I still love Destiny

  • Dark Arts Dabbler

    There's something bizarrely comfortable in just watching two bros hangout and talk about video games.

    • Dark Arts Dabbler
      Dark Arts Dabbler Year ago

      Wait a minute, is this like... a conversation based let's play?

  • JABS991
    JABS991 Year ago

    4:45 ... aannnnd the neighbours called the Cops.

  • Pepe Lucho
    Pepe Lucho Year ago

    I'm here post cracked TVclip. I miss it all. It was maybe the best entertainment you could get on this website. Grade a was right. TVclip is dead and we are witnessing it.

  • Yung Purp
    Yung Purp Year ago

    "That sounds like Satan's shopping list"😂😂😂

  • MsDavid47
    MsDavid47 Year ago


  • Allon Vorlete
    Allon Vorlete Year ago

    Warframe is still better

  • joey walker
    joey walker Year ago


  • My Reviews
    My Reviews Year ago

    I’ve never seen destiny until I watched this video. lol

  • Fionn Krahforst
    Fionn Krahforst Year ago

    Borderlands is better

  • Pham Thien Phuc
    Pham Thien Phuc Year ago

    You'd think this is some kind of torture this guy expriencing

  • Unnatural09
    Unnatural09 Year ago

    Destiny players are like meth heads, they try to defend the game to the point of insanity.

  • augthail
    augthail Year ago

    This makes me feel better about playing a phone game.

  • Mayowa Daniel
    Mayowa Daniel Year ago

    I died when he said satan's shopping list

  • D T
    D T Year ago

    Destiny 2 fools

  • Sensownie Atlantycki


  • Joe Arguin
    Joe Arguin Year ago

    So essentially Leet is fuckin retarded? Cuuus idk bout you but if I bought a game, Id want the entire fuckin game. I dont wanna have to buy levels

  • Bugs Bunny
    Bugs Bunny Year ago

    I feel like an idiot for playing this game for so long.

  • Bugs Bunny
    Bugs Bunny Year ago


  • the madman lowercase

    This somehow reminds me of an argument i had years ago while playing the original Time Splitters on hard...

  • astrominersix
    astrominersix Year ago

    Just play warframe...

  • Vic Ratlhead
    Vic Ratlhead Year ago

    Just wanna know one thing. What'd Swaim step in?

  • Cory Kozak
    Cory Kozak Year ago


  • HamPlays
    HamPlays Year ago

    of course I got a destiny 2 trailer watching this

  • Colin Whitlock
    Colin Whitlock Year ago

    the good old days when bounty materials showed up on the side of the screen, ahhh.

  • The Surly Gamer
    The Surly Gamer Year ago

    Fuck yeah for Ok Computer!

  • Rebecca Weston
    Rebecca Weston Year ago

    Fun Fact: There's fan fiction that pairs n00b and Soren

  • THEMrFill
    THEMrFill 2 years ago

    Why did Swaim turn his controller off 3/4 of the way through the video?

  • Aadesh Shah
    Aadesh Shah 2 years ago

    Destiny is the best

  • An3
    An3 2 years ago


  • Arcaneus Umbra
    Arcaneus Umbra 2 years ago

    the controller is off

  • Srithor
    Srithor 2 years ago

    Why do they have a sign saying "That the cat watches us" in German behind them?

  • James Keel
    James Keel 2 years ago

    Yes. More good stuff. Still hooked on destiny.

  • Patrick Ward
    Patrick Ward 2 years ago

    I just got re-hooked for like the fifth time last week...

  • KryptonBorn1
    KryptonBorn1 2 years ago

    Accurate as fuck. #Salute #HunterMasterRace

  • Kevin Ramos
    Kevin Ramos 2 years ago

    Do an escort mission on Dark Souls!!

  • Mark Medina
    Mark Medina 2 years ago

    I get back on every now and then, and re have a blast each time. Breaks are good too, then new content drops, or Sparrow races hit ,, and its grind time again. Good work as always gentleman.

  • Frankie Raffaele
    Frankie Raffaele 2 years ago

    Michael is totally me when it comes to Destiny

  • Seca Mrtva
    Seca Mrtva 2 years ago +5

    went to gamestop and found destiny in the bargain bin for 5 bucks. inside it had a crumpled paper with a taken king code on it. i tried to redeem the code for fun and it ACTUALLY worked.

  • Jesse Richards
    Jesse Richards 2 years ago


  • Decaf McLatte
    Decaf McLatte 2 years ago

    love destiny stuff

  • theGreenGoblin
    theGreenGoblin 2 years ago +4

    Destiny was Bungie/Activision's attempt and bringing the MMO genre into the realm of FPSs. The FPS aspect of Destiny is exceptionally well-made. The MMO aspect was a school of hard knocks for them, over the course of their first year.
    Vanilla Destiny was basically a beta test. Pretty dry, with a ridiculously stupid levelling system after you reached level 20. It had maybe 12 hours of gameplay in it straight up, but very little reason to bother with the grind. A lot of people dropped the game before the raids or Prison of Elders even released. The 2.0 update prior to Taken King fixed a lot of that, with light, level and gear no longer directly tied to one another. They also rebalanced some of the gun types for Crucible and then when the Taken King came out, a large dump of story and missions were opened up for guardians, alongside a new patrol location (the Dreadnaught). It's with Destiny Year 2 that we have an actual game to work with.
    I'll say now that Destiny is a legit MMO, with a solid base of players and Bungie/Activision seem to have learned from their first forays into the landscape. And they never made any GLARING mistakes like say, hosting all character assets on the client side, rather than on their servers (The Division) or not allowing for any direct interaction with other players whatsoever (No Man's Sky).

  • Braiden Wells
    Braiden Wells 2 years ago +1

    Who the hell uses icebreaker on arc burn?

  • lil fanta
    lil fanta 2 years ago

    that controller isn't even on

  • Neon Shadows
    Neon Shadows 2 years ago

    that sounds like Satan's shopping list. LMAO

  • NukaCola Quantum
    NukaCola Quantum 2 years ago

    Some People Just Love The Grind And The Power You Have Once It's Over

  • celticwolff
    celticwolff 2 years ago

    I'm waiting for the day Michael snaps and thinks Greg is a villain from a game. He can hide behind the couch and attack Greg when he walks in the room. Probably how they'll end the series with Greg dead and Michael being committed.

  • Delon Perera
    Delon Perera 2 years ago

    Console peasants

  • creshiell
    creshiell 2 years ago +17

    this makes me feel better about paying for donuts

    GRAVITY 2 years ago

    i hate that i love this video

  • James Simmons
    James Simmons 2 years ago +2


  • ziljin
    ziljin 2 years ago +2

    is destiny an MMO RPG?

    • William Stephens
      William Stephens 2 years ago +1

      ziljin yes it is, its quite fun as well, the internet loves to shit on it though

    • SpectralKnight
      SpectralKnight 2 years ago +1

      no it's a scam f2p game they boxed as a full-retail game, with inferior elements of already existing superior games in the rpg and 1st-person shooter genres.

  • Cr4zyKitty
    Cr4zyKitty 2 years ago +4

    Yellow Rocket Launcher
    Black Wax
    Silk Codex
    Urn of Souls
    Satan's shopping list

    He's right, it works.

  • Hussain Yahya
    Hussain Yahya 2 years ago


  • Myles
    Myles 2 years ago +5

    The game is fun. PERIOD

  • NotThatGuy,YepThatGuy
    NotThatGuy,YepThatGuy 2 years ago +1

    destiny is still great in doses

  • Nova Enforcer15
    Nova Enforcer15 2 years ago +1

    Why is his controller light bar off

  • Tyson Williams
    Tyson Williams 2 years ago +15

    It is definitely as manipulative candy crush and such but it has good gameplay and the campaign is really fun in the Taken King

    • Tyson Williams
      Tyson Williams 2 years ago

      +Sir Potato yah I really enjoyed the Crew for a bit and I been wanting to get wild run, but I agree that the way they do it is a much better system but if you enjoy the gunplay of Destiny and already have it, then I would suggest getting Taken King because it is pretty cheap but you don't need the other two that came before

    • Sir Potato
      Sir Potato 2 years ago

      Tyson Williams I would play more Destiny, and maybe buy DLCs, if only they let me taste a bit of what they are offering instead of hiding everything behind a pay wall. An example is The Crew, they let me see what I can get if I paid, I am probably going to buy it when I get enough money.

    • Tyson Williams
      Tyson Williams 2 years ago

      +Sir Potato I could see the argument for the early dlcs but Taken King was a full year later and had tons of well put together content and I can't speak for rise of iron because that was mostly about the new raids and gear but that is why most people play it, but they put a lot of effort in the few missions they added and the new areas

    • Sir Potato
      Sir Potato 2 years ago

      Tyson Williams I feel like they sold an early access game, dlcs are just the parts that they planned to exclude. Businesses don't want to keep devs in homes, they want them to keep working for them they are not being kind, they are being a business.

    • Tyson Williams
      Tyson Williams 2 years ago

      +Sir Potato I don't think it is greed, I think it is just them fixing their mistakes with the initial game, and the only way to fix those mistakes is by doing more work on the game, which requires money so the devs aren't homeless. That is at least I view it, but if you don't want to play the game that is cool with me

  • Danlight
    Danlight 2 years ago +2

    As much as I miss year 1, I guess Destiny didn't have much then. Now Destiny is so much better.

  • Mat VRight
    Mat VRight 2 years ago +1

    Fucking love this game

  • pick206
    pick206 2 years ago

    I had to stop watching when he yell I AM A GARDIAN OF THE LIGHT AND DEFENDER OF THE TRAVELLER

  • Ozark Knits
    Ozark Knits 2 years ago

    Aww, Michael, you have a great body! I think it's perfect and you're adorable and cuddly. You just need to wash those socks. (Or only buy black socks, like I do)

  • himura kenshiro
    himura kenshiro 2 years ago

    worst 60 dollars i ever spent

    • Maik Kellner
      Maik Kellner 2 years ago +1

      best 180€ I spent in the last few games on gaming

  • Cody
    Cody 2 years ago +2

    actually you are a titan that get a force barrier.

    • Alex Hesson
      Alex Hesson 2 years ago +1

      Negative. Warlock Sunsingers get a solar overshield after any melee if your melee move is charged. Titan Defenders get an overshield after a melee kill.

  • SK
    SK 2 years ago +39

    This was well made. Destiny was nothing but scam and so many of us fell for it.

    • Revendigo YT
      Revendigo YT 5 months ago

      SK yeah sure it was a scam but yet one of the greatest games ever made

    • Leonard Fabian
      Leonard Fabian 6 months ago

      So many of you, you, don't drag me into that crap game.

    • creshiell
      creshiell 2 years ago

      SK so did the people that watched a bunch let's plays, if that makes you feel better

    • Resurgence Of The Shadow Dragons
      Resurgence Of The Shadow Dragons 2 years ago +3

      Yup, I expected great things from the company that made the Halo games, but instead got a rather lackluster game, with gameplay I've found elsewhere in F2P games.

  • ew
    ew 2 years ago


  • S3D Productions
    S3D Productions 2 years ago

    I too am a Space Wizard of light and hear your bellowing War Cry from the Tower

  • Comicsluvr
    Comicsluvr 2 years ago +2

    If I have to watch that stupid fruit of the loom ad once more I may just go mad...

  • Veo Ghost
    Veo Ghost 2 years ago

    as soon as I get on destiny I see this video

  • Caryn Pines
    Caryn Pines 2 years ago

    r.I.p year one destiny

  • illwill1991
    illwill1991 2 years ago

    what about God of War and bioshock

  • Matt William
    Matt William 2 years ago +3

    I agree with pretty much all the criticism leveled against Destiny in this video, but it's still an amazingly fun game to play. I haven't played in close to a year now but watching this makes me want to pick it up again.

  • John Doe
    John Doe 2 years ago

    RIP Phogoth.

  • Adin Johnstone
    Adin Johnstone 2 years ago

    lmfao rotf

  • MysteryBounty
    MysteryBounty 2 years ago

    Cuz Destiny is amazing fuck you haters.

  • Mr. Hat
    Mr. Hat 2 years ago

    Destiny: Beautiful, full of potential, and utter crap. No story, repetitive from the get-go, and a completely unbalanced pvp. Not to mention the level adjusting enemies in pve is dumb! You should be able to pwn some things as you get stronger. Thats rpg 101

    SAMURAI 2 years ago +1

    "I'm a female robot in the game" Does Male exo dance -_-

    THE META 2 years ago

    why am i a level 40 titan with the top light rating (right now) and yet the cosmodrone guys can still hurt me like i'm 20x their level

  • Julia-6
    Julia-6 3 years ago


  • Jack Davids
    Jack Davids 3 years ago

    I cannot express how much I hate this game

    • Lupus Lunarem
      Lupus Lunarem 2 years ago

      I don't know if you every used to play it or not, but I gave up on the game months ago. I'M FREE!!! Now I just play pokemon. It's more calm and new games don't make my old pokemon obsolete.

  • Henry Warmoth
    Henry Warmoth 3 years ago

    You have done it. You have found a way to sit around and play video games and get paid for it by only having to barely defend your decisions to do so. Congratulations my friend. Congratulations.

  • Tofi Adegbite
    Tofi Adegbite 3 years ago +1

    RNG is RNG

  • Drunken_Clem
    Drunken_Clem 3 years ago

    this is why you play Warframe, because Destiny sucks.

  • Yuki _
    Yuki _ 3 years ago

    how did he go from the room with the ogre than to the room with the runes than to phogoth?

  • Norville Rogers
    Norville Rogers 3 years ago

    Was your controller even on during the talking?

  • ProjectOmega05
    ProjectOmega05 3 years ago

    I keep playing because it's one of the only multiplayer games that me and my gf can stand to play longer than 10 minutes without getting mad because of the campers (I however do believe that camping is a legitimate strategy, there's just too many people who do it)

  • Ngl Sbstn Smth
    Ngl Sbstn Smth 3 years ago

    Division flashback..... Schisse, Triple A gaming...

  • Ngl Sbstn Smth
    Ngl Sbstn Smth 3 years ago

    Division flashback..... Schisse, Triple A gaming...

  • amber mc dermid
    amber mc dermid 3 years ago +1

    and this is why i quit destiny

  • Sotan Hepho
    Sotan Hepho 3 years ago

    i love destiny haha

  • Leonard Fabian
    Leonard Fabian 3 years ago

    Basically every nerd who plays this game. now if you excuse me I'll be in the gym lifting 2 times my body weight and looking good.

  • Legendary Detective Wobbuffet

    Modern gaming is terrible...just terrible.

  • MrJake8555
    MrJake8555 3 years ago

    the amount of times ive had to say "YOU JUST WONT UNDERSTAND LEAVE ME ALONE" when someone asks why im still playing destiny

  • Kyle Thompson
    Kyle Thompson 3 years ago

    lol, sounds like payday 2, I like payday 2

  • Angry White Conservative

    Anything he says at 4:30 and after is my only current excuse for why I still play.

  • Oy Boyo
    Oy Boyo 3 years ago

    this is y blands is better

  • Hershiser is anó̱teros
    Hershiser is anó̱teros 3 years ago +1

    The only game I don't mind the grind is Path of Exile and to a lesser extent D3.

    • MegaHI32
      MegaHI32 2 years ago

      i have never grinded (what is the past tense of that word, is it ground, or grinded?) for anyone in Diablo 2 (i didnt play 1 or 3 because i never found 1 and 3 was garbage), because basic leveling should put you on the level which you need to be in order to fight the boss

    • Stuart Wetovich
      Stuart Wetovich 3 years ago

      grinding any diablo is different somehow

    BAYKIDDxMUSIC 3 years ago

    will only play ESO, WoW, and SWTOR

    • Mr. Hat
      Mr. Hat 2 years ago

      All 3 of those mmos are trash. Well WoW is alright but toxic. The other two suck balls. Guild wars 2 and LOTR online FTW.

      Also Runescape

  • Masahiro Moriyama
    Masahiro Moriyama 3 years ago