Blue is the Warmest Color - Movie Review by Chris Stuckmann

It’s odd how no one wants to address the underage sex, drinking, and smoking in this film honestly Adele is supposed to be 15 and she does all this immoral inappropriate stuff like why is everyone cool with the type of stuff that happens in this film? I see kids in real life engaging in that type of stuff too like wtf has happened to society why is everyone completely fine with immortality? Not to mention this girls character is underage in the film and has sex with a chick who’s in college who’s in her 20s.

Yay gayness!

Pornography isn’t fake. It’s real.

Well who could blame the old man for making the “hmmmm” sounds?

I like how he acts like this is his first experience watching pornographic content.

Yeah this movie sucked

I tried watching this and couldnt get through it. It was an overlong porn flick with a boring story.

What’s also amazing is that most of the movie is improv, the girls read over the script once and went with it when they started filming

I do not get the hype over this film. It embodies the most cliched American perceptions of French films; namely that they're long, boring, and borderline pornographic. Any thematic content was directly projected through stunted dialogue about the very subjects in question, dialogue where natural flow was sacrificed for philosophical clarity.
Maybe I just don't get it, but I will say this: the acting was great. Everyone seemed very French. I never once felt I was being lied to about this being a French film that takes place in France. They nailed that aspect.

I hate gays and lesbians

That sigh you made at the end of your opening says it all!

Was the movie a pornography gag?

You should really watch Amélie. It is an amazing movie! I'd love to see what you think of it.

so yes this is pretty much porn but if you took away half of the sex the love story would still be same. The love that they portray is real it’s infatuating, it’s a great love story.

Lesbo romance are the best.

I came here because I had seen the girls on the thumbnail on pornhub... I thought the title of that video was weird but now I know. Thanks Chris!

Dumb hipster movie.

Just watched this again on Netflix. 3 hours later I’m still thinking of it. It’s a film that lingers deep in your mind afterwards. It’s a masterpiece

That movie made me feel feels i have never felt before. It gripped me four hours after watching. Had to make several cocktails to deal with it.

amazing film

Evil dead 1 was a great nc- 17 movie

My favorite NC-17 movie is definitely Antichrist

So I finally watched this film last night after putting it off for 5 years. And fuck me sideways. I'd rather have my heart ripped out of my chest then watch it again any time soon. It was so well made and realistic. Brilliant film.

I remember being 14 and I watched NC-17 movie called A Serbian Film on TVclip and I didn’t understand the story but I remember being horrified and disgusted but I kept watching up until a scene with a baby and I immediately turned it off.

طب الي جاي من عند وهبزززز لااايك😂💦

This move was horrible, not in the sense of camerawork and the acting. Just the storyline.
A 14 year old girl gets in a relationship with a 25ish woman, they have sex, nobody seems to think theres a problem there?
Not only that, but soon after that, when she was 15, yes.. 15 she starts posing for her and the 25 year old girlfriend shows EVERYONE the naked drawings of her 15 year old girlfriend. Sickening movie.
Not only that, they fucked on the 2nd date and called it love. This movie has got nothing to do with love, love is a bout sacrifice, not sex, and this movie is everything that is wrong with the world, especially since everyone loved it.

My only two favorite NC-17 movies are Shame (2011) and this one.

I fell in love with this movie, it was perfect in so many way. I love Adele struggling with trying to figure out her sexuality and (sorry I’ll try not to be a spoilers) when she manages to get her balanced ground she fucks up but still in life sometimes you need mistakes to learn better in life.

If it were rated it would be NC-17: Salo or The 120 Days of Sodom is my favorite!

☝🏻💯

It felt too goddamn REAL.

i grew up watching french porn vidioes.

Social status, art, blah blah blah, lets be honest, this movie is nothing more than a soft core porno and people love it because fo the sex scenes.

Favorite NC-17 gotta be Shame, but i really enjoyed Blue is the Warmest Color too. fantastic writing, acting and directing. it's a film you can really study and learn from it.

Please kindly explain the ending, it’s just sooooo sad really

I watched this movie today...
"Love": Damn!!!

Blue is the warmest color? Huh. Cool.

I personally loved this film.

I love how for once a movie portrayed how lesbians actually have sex, not that girl on girl porno type pounding but the real passionate type sex, at least in my experience with sex W females. It was awesome and tastefully done.

From what I know about Chris, I hope he was wearing a raincoat! He loves the women!

I was fine for most of it (skipped past the intimate scenes) right when they were about to break up I stopped watching it last night (I didn’t know they were about to break up), started watching it again tonight and didn’t cry until she was at the art show, god I cried my eyes out during that time, it makes you feel like what Adèle did was personal, like she cheated on you herself, god it just hurt my heart to watch

To Say Adele Swear She Ain't No Lesbian...She Done Every Possible Sex Position On The Sex Scenes 😂 I Love It! Down And Dirty

great movie but my girlfriend was pissed during the movie , specially during the sex scene , i mean come on the 69 they were doing was pretty realistic

I didn't even realise it was 3 hours long whilst watching, though I did notice that it has over 15 minutes worth of 'scenes'

I feel conflicted about this movie because it obviously has so much merit; it’s beautiful, so well acted, not a second is sloppy, even when it goes on too long (and I promise you, if you haven’t seen it, it does)...but I don’t like it. I don’t think it’s shit but I kind of dislike it. I need spend a lot more time thinking about why because I can’t put my finger on it...I feel like I’d have to give it a high rating because, again, I know it’s beautifully made, so why the fuck don’t I like it?? And, for the record, it’s definitely NOT because of the sex scenes. I don’t care one way or the other. I do feel the first one (not the dream scene, the first real hook-up) went on for...maybe a smidge too long? But there were a lot of scenes I felt that way about - it wasn’t because they were having sex in that scene specifically. The movie is almost three hours long, I feel like it could afford a couple cut seconds here and there.

I watched it and to my opinion I prefer the graphic novel than the movie. I enjoyed the movie at first but after the end I felt a bit disappointed. It's not the worst but it's not good either. The actors and their acting is great, the cinematography is so refreshing and amazing, but there are some 2 things I didn't like about this movie.
1) The movie is WAAAAAAY too long. 3 HOURS?!! REALLY
and
2) The ending really disappoints me, especially for Adele's perceptive. I don't wanna give spoilers so you'll go see it for yourself
I would thought "It's a hipster movie OMG," but really it's more than that. Overall I'd give it a 7 out of 10 or above average.

U know abdelatif kechiche is a pervert

I found it boring, pointless and superficial
It could have gone deep on important topics
but
Nothing
And Adele doesn't really have a personality either

probably the best soft porn i have seen

i like the pornhub version

All I can think about in this movie aside from being a very erotic, realistic and great film but the one thing that stuck me is food there's so much food in this movie and it has themes to it if you look deeper into it's other themes but my god watching this 3 hour long movie made me feel hungry.

This movie makes me really sad, completely the opposite of what I was expecting based on all the reviews and critiques.

the thing is Adelle's scenes having sex with a male arent as graphic or drawn out but the lesbians scenes are drawn out and examined from different angles. it was just realistic lesbian porn because unlike lesbian porn at least one of the girls will be butch or very boyish shaped

Frozen flower (2009) its almost nc but it get me teary at the end. Tragic.

Chris, when are you gonna give a review of Blue Velvet or Mulholland Drive? PLSSSSS!!!!

If first seen this when I was 14

Good film.

French people don't make "real movies" and "porn" the make just movies. And if it is a part of the story they... they :-O

A cool fact about this movie is that alot was improvisation

Maybe it was the same man?

This movie is a porno disguised as an artsy movie. As simple as that. Either that or the director was looking for an excuse to get off.

The one thing that kept bothering me about this movie is the lead lady chews her food with her mouth open.

After having watched this, I can confirm that this movie does indeed have scenes

Why watch porn when you can just watch this? DE-LISH!! :)

My favourite NC-17 movie is Bad Lietenant.

David Cronenberg’s Crash is still my favorite NC-17 movie.

I just watched it for the second time. The sexual scenes do go on for a long time and they are sexy. However the difference between the sex in this movie and porn is the passion. These two cheracters feel very strong emotions for each other and you can see it through their physical contact.

Lets be real boys we all watched for some titties

I give this film 5 boxes of tissue out of 5.

i really respect the french for their culture of films

I liked nymphomaniac

You are a film reviewer as well as film enthusiast and you can not pronounce the name of the director of this film?Is this some poor attempt at self-mockery ?I thought you are a serious film reviewer as you are doing these for a long time.I seriously doubt your credentials now @Chris Stuckmann

Chris' penis grew up with Blue Is The Warmest Color

*its not just a "romance movie", stop calling it like that, damned.*

Letting a scene go on well past an American director would cut can be a terrific practice, since US directors routinely cut as soon as something begins to get uncomfortable.

when can we find that 800 hours of footage? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

PORNOGRAPHY IS REAL SEX, it's not fake... Love does not exist.

my favorite NC-17 movie is a toss up between Ang Lee's Lust, Caution and Chan Wook-Park's the Handmaiden. I also loved Shame, but in a different way.

My favorite NC-17 film is Henry Portrait Of A Serial Killer!

The NC-17 rating is a complete joke!

It’s Lesbian propaganda

How've you not done Kung Fu Hustle?! I searched, and it's nowhere mi amigo!

Ok look guys in the book there's a bunch of sex scenes too and because it's a comic you see everything they don't hide. The fact that the movie didn't shy away from that is impressive

I can't even watch this movie because it makes me cry so much!! Too relatable

The book made me cry so much

I didnt know other peoole watched this movie lol

I feel that movies could do without sex scenes, they make me uncomfortable because they are pointless.
The sex scenes with these 2 girls I totally forgive, there is a purpose (for the most part), and that is French. One of the best romantic films I have seen 👍👍

I'm a fool for French cinema; which is ironic because I don't speak French and I'm not really interested in France either (unlike most Dutch). Being openly bisexual and thus seeing the gay scene I've to say that it's so realistic. The garden party scene where andele realizes that she's an outsider in their friends club. That she wants to date people more of her cultural background. Really puts the viewer on edge. Because we've seen 1.5 hours of intense passion that turned into love. And the second scenes are really arousing but at times I found it too heavy on the sex and too long.
But it's a great movie and so down to earth. I love it.

I actually really do like this movie too I know what you mean it was the same for me ladd

I honestly find this movie unpleasant, the sex was just so erotic, that distract about the plot, there are some cool ideas and the break out scene feel real, but sometimes it felt like a porno "one make up scene in a cafeteria for god sake, the idea of discorvering sexually are pretty well made.
The characters feel real but sometimes they talk like they were on a porno
So it has its flaws but if you are over 18, have a free day and you are alone give it a watch ( see it alone it's awkward to see it with people )

plz Review A Separation and The Salesman

Guy you're the best movie reviewer in the net... by far: brief and efective... Go on man! ...

I just want to try the pasta

For some reason, I feel as though the blue haired girl will die at the end.

Nymphomaniac has more graphic sex scenes.

How that this movie be porn? Lesbians don't have sex - they just can't. Okay.

I cry ervy teim

it's not porn movie !

Mmmmm

I'm not the biggest fan of romance films I do like some of them but this is one of the few and one of my top five that I like and actually give a fuck about pun intended