Monologue: Natalie Portman Answers Questions About Star Wars - SNL

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  • Mo Lizzie
    Mo Lizzie 15 days ago

    The guy who asked the last question sounds a lot like adam driver

  • Garron Dombroski
    Garron Dombroski Month ago

    Anybody notice how she forgot to mention when answering the first question that the clones were originaly supposed to be trandoshians.

  • jhim K
    jhim K Month ago

    I just love her face

  • dandygirl6
    dandygirl6 Month ago

    the best fucking monologue by an actor ever this episode should have been Emmy nominated lets face it she is PERFECT

  • Sus Watters
    Sus Watters 2 months ago +1

    *Dwight voice* False. The lightsaber remained at the wreckage of Sifo-Dyas' ship according to the canon.

  • आस A hope
    आस A hope 3 months ago

    So short!!!
    .........to listen whatever they were speaking.....was busy looking at her.....retardetly.....!!!......... 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • Peatear Griffin
    Peatear Griffin 5 months ago

    Star Wars......what is that? Lol

  • Tutankheman Riperton
    Tutankheman Riperton 5 months ago

    I am a Natalie Portman fan bigtime and can u believe that she is my Eve. Like in the bible. I luv mecsome Natalie Portman. She looks soo sexy in tight white clothin. Anytime anyplace Mrs Natalie Portman!!!!!! Mmmmmmm

  • Vad L
    Vad L 5 months ago

    3:29 oh my favorite creep moment, pervert detected, funny thing that he have serious face like its norma )

  • KOTYAR0
    KOTYAR0 6 months ago

    Fucking crap, I think this is the most beatiful woman I've ever seen

  • Matthew
    Matthew 6 months ago

    And they say prequels had plot holes...

  • Shannon Tarrant
    Shannon Tarrant 7 months ago

    Boo. Hiss. Boo. Hiss 🐍

  • Kope of Onrac
    Kope of Onrac 7 months ago

    It must have been a hard week to be you, Natalie. Ah, I don't blame you for feeling a little frazzled. You stood up for what you believe, and in the end, how can we make any country better unless we do just that? I'm with you, Natalie. Keep fighting the good fight, and don't let anyone stop you or tell you different.

  • Halla
    Halla 7 months ago

    Short hair tho... Why? Why would women have short hair. Just why

  • M.Shyam Ganeesh
    M.Shyam Ganeesh 8 months ago

    Her hairstyle kinda makes her look like miley Cyrus .

  • Oleg
    Oleg 8 months ago

    Писать в прошлое очень продуктивно! =)

  • Oleg
    Oleg 8 months ago

    Это не твой уровень, юмор очень плох.

  • Oleg
    Oleg 8 months ago

    Ты слишком талантлива для этого

  • Oleg
    Oleg 8 months ago

    наташа уходи

  • Oleg
    Oleg 8 months ago

    очень плохо

  • aysumaysu
    aysumaysu 8 months ago

    Well now I know what kind of cleavage I‘m never gonna wear. Looks like there‘s an exactly trimmed piece of skin hanging there 🤨

  • George Hamilton
    George Hamilton 8 months ago

    Those Episode II spoilers, though.

  • Mark St. James
    Mark St. James 8 months ago

    She's good yeah but I will always be a fan cuz The Professional was such a badass movie among badass movies and she was such a big part of that, even the producers and directors must have been blown away at what they had created for cinema

  • thefilthelement
    thefilthelement 9 months ago

    Wow

  • Tien Duong
    Tien Duong 9 months ago

    She is great

  • Saturnian Pytonwielki
    Saturnian Pytonwielki 9 months ago

    I would never understand all this "wow' bout her. She was ok in Leon, but thats it. lets be hones, if she would not be jew, she would never be so famus.

  • Tucker Doyle
    Tucker Doyle 9 months ago

    Never would have gotten away with that 11 year old joke now

  • So Jin Choi
    So Jin Choi 9 months ago

    She was actually eleven in Leon, and now she is actually Eleven in Stranger Things 3 skit.

  • yes3443
    yes3443 9 months ago

    She's is sooooo hot

    • Bucky Brown
      Bucky Brown 9 months ago

      She's a Jew/Israeli bitch. Stay away from this rodent.

  • avedic
    avedic 9 months ago +9

    lol...love how that mention of The Professional was to make fun of the creepy fan-base of older guys who are _reeeally_ into that movie...for reasons I don't need to spell out. Pretty cutting and funny joke though...I bet(or hope) Natalie herself had a hand in that idea. That aside, The Professional/Leon _is_ a great movie...it's a killer slice of 90s crime thriller. But the characters and dialogue and cinematography all give it this cool noir feel. It takes place in NYC, but kinda _feels_ like Paris. It's subtle, but elevates the movie to a cool unique place. And it's less quick-cut loud whiplash action(though, it has it's moments) and more meditative human and psychological, which I like.
    And yeah, Natalie's performance is quite good. Though I definitely think her best role was in Black Swan. I've always had a bit of a celeb crush on her, but it wasn't till Black Swan that I gained a whole new level of respect for her as an intelligent creative and nuanced actor. She's just a genuinely cool human being.

    • Scorpio Moon
      Scorpio Moon 9 months ago

      Venatix_ 92 is a very good actor

    • Venatix_ 92
      Venatix_ 92 9 months ago +2

      The Professional is a brilliant movie! I was so thrilled when I realised that Sirius Black was the villain. :)

  • Robert Milton
    Robert Milton 9 months ago

    Poor Palestinians.

  • MGod 7
    MGod 7 9 months ago

    People. Lil Pump has 2 degrees from Harvard and a rap genius breakdown. Fxxx this feminist lib...

  • The softest part of a woman's breast is?

    She looks 12yrs old

  • DUDLEY JACOB
    DUDLEY JACOB 9 months ago

    Lmao😂😂😂😂 the black dude cracked me up with that "what is that" question.

  • Rudster14
    Rudster14 9 months ago

    3:49 what about Radioactive Man?

  • Royal X
    Royal X 9 months ago

    who the fuck was that black guy

  • Margarite Carrecter
    Margarite Carrecter 9 months ago

    Luc Besson. Movie

  • Ábel Hodász
    Ábel Hodász 9 months ago

    Cyril :) wierd to hear his voice

  • LegoMaker961
    LegoMaker961 9 months ago +4

    Padme!!!!

  • HilarityBribo
    HilarityBribo 9 months ago

    Why is that guy in a bathrobe?

  • Ryan Reed
    Ryan Reed 9 months ago

    Jeez, Natalie, why'd you chop off your hair?

    • Ryan Reed
      Ryan Reed 9 months ago

      Oh, right. V for Vaginal.

  • Sarah Farnell
    Sarah Farnell 9 months ago +1

    hERSHLAG

  • Horse Ass
    Horse Ass 9 months ago

    What the fuck is on her head

  • T Clark
    T Clark 9 months ago +1

    Funny...she didn't complain about the part of the skit that addressed her as a sexualized 11 yr old...Lorne and Chris must be misogynists, and the female writers/cast members, as well as Ms. Portman must have internalized their own misogyny. #Timesup everyone!

    • T Clark
      T Clark 9 months ago

      Venatix_ 92 thanks for the enlightenment einstein...think you missed the point, tho

    • Venatix_ 92
      Venatix_ 92 9 months ago

      When The Professional came out in theatres, there was a number of middle aged men who fetishized Natalie's character, despite the movie being a thriller movie, not some pedo movie like Lolita. The pedo joke was a reference to that.

  • shan4883
    shan4883 9 months ago +15

    She looks like Audrey Hepburn here

  • michael garrido
    michael garrido 9 months ago +4

    Don’t really know who Natalie is personally but,
    I like her acting and her choices.

    • Clayton Brown
      Clayton Brown 9 months ago +1

      michael garrido
      She's really cool and great in the sack. Hope that helped! 👍

  • Tsetsi
    Tsetsi 9 months ago +2

    i dont know anything about Star Wars

  • My Getaway
    My Getaway 9 months ago +13

    i love how she's "schooling the typical star wars fan". Fuck the prequel critics, Fuck the sequel critics, all Star Wars movies are awesome ALL OF THEM and if you think otherwise you're not a fan, you're some spoiled moviegoer, stuck in the past and used to your usual meal.

    • Rachel Amber
      Rachel Amber 9 months ago

      My Getaway yaas bitch!!! Including the shows, games, and book & comics too!!!

  • Modustollens1
    Modustollens1 9 months ago +3

    Opener would have been funnier if she pronounced the names correctly.

  • La Femme Fictionale
    La Femme Fictionale 9 months ago +77

    There's just something so, so satisfying about a woman putting nitpicky men in their place.

    • asdasdasdasd714
      asdasdasdasd714 2 months ago

      Butthurt detected.

    • Tom Lv
      Tom Lv 4 months ago +2

      yeah, especially when she had to read off of a teleprompter in order to do that

    • Matthew
      Matthew 6 months ago +2

      +La Femme Fictionale
      You do understand that she was acting, this is a parody and women are gazillion times pickier and nitpickier than men? Oh, you're a woman? My mistake.

    • Narwhocalypse
      Narwhocalypse 6 months ago +1

      La Femme Fictionale What the fuck?

    • MGod 7
      MGod 7 9 months ago +2

      This is how white lesbians movies start on Showtime after dark lol.. What else makes her hot to you?

  • hopscotch30
    hopscotch30 Year ago

    So, did you also shave your V for vagina?

  • Little Joe
    Little Joe Year ago

    Why the fuck i can't find her rap

  • Fentos
    Fentos Year ago +3

    Probably one of the funniest opening monologues ever

  • Andrew Roberts
    Andrew Roberts Year ago +2

    If you ever get a chance to see Closer, take it - fine, fine movie.

  • Valtteri Nieminen
    Valtteri Nieminen Year ago +1

    love the eeeextra high note the saxophonist played for when she walked past him

  • Rana Abdelgawad
    Rana Abdelgawad Year ago

    2:00 Dwight Schrute

  • Blu
    Blu Year ago

    i has a question
    wtf was up with black swan

  • Gregor Blaszczyk
    Gregor Blaszczyk Year ago

    This one guy look like Russel Westbrook

  • Emelman331
    Emelman331 Year ago

    last question - is this the most boring reaction you could expect? Other I dont understand

  • R.J. Macasa
    R.J. Macasa Year ago

    Dzzamn Kristen looks young AF !

  • Nina Sayers
    Nina Sayers Year ago +10

    Am I the only one who thinks that she actually looks hotter and sexier with shorter hair? She looks so incredibly stunning, I don't understand why men hate short hair on women!

    • owlcu
      owlcu 3 months ago +1

      Depends on the woman. Sometimes short hair looks great if she has a long personality. But usually men are attracted to opposites, so boy-cuts can be a turn off. When women shave their legs and underarms it doesn't look like us, and we like that.

  • Kittypurry
    Kittypurry Year ago

    eleven grew up

  • Fenrir
    Fenrir Year ago +3

    this bit isnt particularly funny, she's freaking beautiful tho so I dont regret

  • Deniz Bade Akkoyun
    Deniz Bade Akkoyun Year ago +1

    THE most beautiful soul on the planet. Natalie.

  • Blaze Crawn
    Blaze Crawn Year ago +1

    Couldn't understand what she is answering to the second questioner, may someone help me? ^^

  • Amara B
    Amara B Year ago +1

    Jason sudeikis 😚😚😚

  • Eye_of_Purg
    Eye_of_Purg Year ago

    jew comedy..
    not comparable to Carlin.

  • Maria Clara Lima
    Maria Clara Lima 2 years ago

    I was there

  • luismendezs
    luismendezs 2 years ago

    Cool guys can go nerd, nerd guys can't go cool.

  • Sam Grayson
    Sam Grayson 2 years ago +82

    Barely any applause for The Professional.. c'mon now it's gotta be one of her best roles ever

    • Matthew Payne
      Matthew Payne 13 days ago

      +avedic I just saw that movie this year 2018 and those outfits are still way outrageous by today's standards! a quarter of a century later, I'm surprised people didn't protest this movie in the states

    • avedic
      avedic 9 months ago +5

      Well, it could have something to do with the fact that mentioning The Professional was to make fun of the creepy older guys who are _biiig_ fans of that movie...for certain reasons, which I think you can figure out. Pretty biting and funny joke though...I bet Natalie herself had a hand in that idea. That aside, I totally agree with you...The Professional(or Leon) is a great movie...it's a killer slice of 90s crime thriller. But the characters and dialogue and cinematography all give it this cool noir feel. It takes place in NYC, but kinda _feels_ like Paris. It's subtle, but elevates the movie to a cool unique place. And it's less quick-cut loud whiplash action(though, it has it's moments) and more meditative human and psychological, which I like.
      And yeah, Natalie's performance is quite good. Though I definitely think her best role was in Black Swan. I've always had a bit of a celeb crush on her, but it wasn't till Black Swan that I gained a whole new level of respect for her as an intelligent creative and nuanced actor. She's just a genuinely cool human being.

    • Margarite Carrecter
      Margarite Carrecter 9 months ago

      Sam Grayson yes my fav movie she killed it

    • MovieFan 77
      MovieFan 77 Year ago +2

      Sam Grayson The Best role ever.

  • Andraž Kržič
    Andraž Kržič 2 years ago

    hahahhahaaha

  • Paprika Harris
    Paprika Harris 2 years ago

    hey look its pervy cyril!

  • ruthegreat richard
    ruthegreat richard 2 years ago

    oh my god, she is gorgeous

  • Cosmo
    Cosmo 2 years ago +13

    Andy Samberg sounds alot like Sandler in this haha

  • Bho Loo
    Bho Loo 2 years ago

    SHE is a very bright person but here is she DRUNK?

  • piratsindre17
    piratsindre17 2 years ago +7

    Ha. Way to portray star wars fans. Kind of offensive.

    • henrik Mikkelsen
      henrik Mikkelsen Year ago +2

      piratsindre17 oh screw you i cant believe how easyli people get offenced these days -

    • piratsindre17
      piratsindre17 2 years ago

      +Captainwilts
      I'm not a star wars fan. I just don't like stereotyping, based on reality or not.

    • Captainwilts
      Captainwilts 2 years ago +4

      piratsindre17 Have you any self-awareness? There is a stereotypes exist! Just enjoy the joke and stop crying into your Yoda handkerchief!

    • Rebecca Elise
      Rebecca Elise 2 years ago +2

      +piratsindre17 but it's so much fun baiting you :p

    • piratsindre17
      piratsindre17 2 years ago

      Have I done something to offend you? What do you care if someone else is offended? What's more time wasting than getting hurt over trivial things is criticizing someone else for that same thing. Please stop being condescending and just accept that others feel differently than you.

  • Member?
    Member? 2 years ago +49

    ahhh back when nerds were considered nerds and every rock climbing fitness freak douche-bag didn't wear a star wars t-shirt.

  • Ninja Toe
    Ninja Toe 2 years ago +184

    to people.... this woman has a HARVARD degree and a thesis paper, dangling off the CRIMSON WALLS

    • photoallergic
      photoallergic 2 months ago

      It definitely is hilarious and Portman is glorious and always has been (Portman Rap!) but: You are aware that there is a thing named "script"?

  • Xzidia
    Xzidia 2 years ago +24

    are you an angel?

  • pervert serpent
    pervert serpent 2 years ago +12

    natalie portman future judi dench

  • Dana Oyardo
    Dana Oyardo 2 years ago

    FOB!!!(≧ω≦)

  • Monica Dias
    Monica Dias 3 years ago +2

    LOVE HER ❤️❤️❤️❤️(GO NATALIE PORTMAN)

  • Use your common sense
    Use your common sense 3 years ago +75

    Okay, am I the only one who understands every questions and her answers here?

    • larry potter
      larry potter 9 months ago +1

      No offense, but I'm picturing that you bare a striking resemblance to Lewis Skmolnick.

    • MEREDITH LOGGINS
      MEREDITH LOGGINS 9 months ago

      Use your common sense yes

    • mickor
      mickor 2 years ago +1

      +Use your common sense Not even close

    • Use your common sense
      Use your common sense 3 years ago

      +Jasmijn “Jazziepassionfruit” Groot Good ;)

    • Jasmijn Groot
      Jasmijn Groot 3 years ago

      +Use your common sense Nope.

  • OneHastyPanda
    OneHastyPanda 3 years ago +390

    Am I the only who doesn't confuse her and Keira Knightley

    • Athelas
      Athelas 17 days ago

      I've never seen it personally. Keira looks more like Lena Headey and Daisey Ridley to me.

    • dandygirl6
      dandygirl6 Month ago +1

      you aren't but perhaps you suffer from ignorance? They are different nationalities and their style is hugely different, for example one actually has acting chops (Natalie)

    • Emily Ustick 2
      Emily Ustick 2 Month ago

      OneHastyPanda Nope but yeah they do look similar...That’s why George cast Keira to play Padme’s decoy handmaiden

    • suman roy
      suman roy 3 months ago

      You mean now my people here at downtown Bombay (circa Slumdog Millionaire) should confuse me for BOTH Natalie and Keira now?? I used to look soo very much like Natalie Portman till now!

    • Daniru Jayasuriya
      Daniru Jayasuriya 9 months ago

      no definitely not

  • AmerginMacEccit
    AmerginMacEccit 3 years ago

    She's an angel with patience...

  • Anita
    Anita 3 years ago +7

    Loved v for vendetta. :)

  • Conor
    Conor 3 years ago +11

    A pedophile joke... really??

  • divebum77
    divebum77 3 years ago +100

    I think you're confusing monologue with question and answer

    • irock2403
      irock2403 9 months ago

      divebum77 blame the writers

  • __Shannon__
    __Shannon__ 3 years ago +37

    She is ADORABLE!!! I love her.

  • Kieran Daniels
    Kieran Daniels 3 years ago +100

    Great Actress in great movies, and looks great while doing it...........Natalie why you so perfect ???

    • hilmir
      hilmir 3 years ago +4

      +Kieran Daniels actually, i always thought her arms were a bit short.

  • Malik lee
    Malik lee 4 years ago +1

    shes the best!!

  • Andy A
    Andy A 4 years ago +4

    she is so cute

  • Sir
    Sir 4 years ago

    If you guys think shes looks "hot", you just might be gay..... you cant deny she looks like a little boy, save that for your spank bank you bunch of pedo's

    • Лилия Ренова
      Лилия Ренова 9 months ago

      You are so right! This is exactly how little boys look like in my city. They wear makeup, heels and dresses and they also have a tits and female body shape, you dumb fuck. If you think she looks like little boy then it's you are the one with the problem here

    • Drawcandy
      Drawcandy 3 years ago +1

      Are you so stupid that you genuinely cannot distinguish the difference between a grown woman with short hair and a young boy?

    • Colin Finch Mostlythinkihave
      Colin Finch Mostlythinkihave 3 years ago +17

      It's not actually the haircut that makes the gender.

  • ikoa mot
    ikoa mot 4 years ago +26

    she is the sexiest short girl in the world!

  • Benderbruben
    Benderbruben 4 years ago +1

    Im in love since She did the first of Star Wars ahaha...
    So so gorgeous....

    • Will
      Will 2 years ago +1

      +Neel Moudgil strike me down and i will become more powerful than you can ever imagine...

    • Neel Moudgil
      Neel Moudgil 2 years ago

      +Will is a Nerd settle down, I find your lack of faith disturbing

    • Will
      Will 2 years ago

      the first of star wars...THE FIRST OF STAR WARS?!?!?!

  • Viviána
    Viviána 4 years ago

    Natalie is a great live performer!

  • Tobidecai
    Tobidecai 4 years ago +2

    Was that a monologue?

  • GG Babe
    GG Babe 4 years ago +19

    PADME!

  • Burhan Mustafar
    Burhan Mustafar 4 years ago

    is it just or she looks a lilttle bit like aaron paul when she was bald in vandetta...hmm

  • John Kelly
    John Kelly 4 years ago +2

    Chris Parnell's line was soooo funny