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There is an actual throne in the final trailer... can they actually be right?
how the fuck is star wars out of story. there is literally a galaxy of stories going on in all of this dark side light side battle. just fuckin jump to some random ass planet and do a story there removed from the main story. stop messing with the series canon. just make different stories that are adjacent. its not hard. star wars isnt out of stories, its out of original ideas and stuck with shitty writers and directors.
I remember when RLM did a review of TLJ and I busted up laughing at Mike consuming TLJ with the gnome movie, and thinking after Yoda reigned down lighting from the sky did a thong booty dance. That would be much more entertaining than this entire sequel trilogy.
Once Disney owns everything? Get ready for all movies to be Grade F-
The one thing Star Wars hasn’t covered is why the empire/first order is bad, and what would drive someone to join the rebellion/resistance
When you mentioned Rey turning evil it made me sad because it's such a simple different story but TLJ just didn't do anything that interesting. Rey and Kylo on a quest to find their own destiny and trying to work out what that means; while the first order and resistance fight for control, might have been great
If it truly is as bad as they’re predicting, I might actually go see it for a laugh.If it’s just another sad, poor attempt like The Last Jedi then forget it. I’m done.At this point I think that’s the only two possible outcomes.So I hope you went nuts with this, JJ!
Time travel became a thing since star wars rebels and way before that
Star Wars wrote the movies into a box, there was so much it could have done. Instead the Jedi never returned, everyone's dead. They could have made it so almost everyone became force sensitive because of the balance, they could have had a third faction invade from outside the known galaxy, there are so many things that have been done in the books and videogames to draw from.
chris terrio wrote Argo which won a oscar
Mike: (emperor voice) Star Wars will never end.
Aweful Luke better not what made it so brilliant was that the way Luke won was not to fight he transcended and Vader did it instead.
I haven't watched any of them but I watch these much better.
"They fly now" "They fly now?""They fly now"...🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮 Those lines in that scene alone are garbage, but the fact that the vehicle had to propel the trooper into the air contradicts Boba-Fett's superior flight abilities in earlier film. ...THEN there're the 3 prequels that even further stand to contradict the "new-abilities" of the storm troopers in "rise of sky-walker" . Then there's the kids with the force...oh I'm sorry, I mean "high midi-chlorian counts" 🙄 Since the introduction of midi-chlorians DESTROYED peoples fantastical perceptions of the force I can't help but see those "force sensitive" kids as orphans who have some disease caused by unhygienic life styles and eating shitty foods that multiplies midi-chlorians until it kills them. like some highly intelligent parasite or something. I think if they stopped trying SO hard to pander to the largest majority possible/kids (obviously for profits) and instead started trying to tell a great story regardless of how unappealing it might be to the masses, they be able to make another noteworthy Star-Wars movie. Spend the same amount but spend it with making a work of art in mind instead of making a billion dollars in mind.EDIT: A rant from Captain Obvious.
Rich looks a little stoned...I like that. Did Rich and Mike make this channel? Do they own it? I hope so because without their insights and criticisms I wouldn't have ever went out of my way to watch.
I know it sounds incredible now, given his latest track record, but Chris Terrio won an Oscar for writing Argo.
Argo won an Oscar? lul
2:42 I am done with this shit. Star Wars sucks now and this image sums it aaaaall up.
1:03 The Last Jedi was not the weirdest second act of all time, it was the worst.
Darth bobba fett is made by the first order to kill try and the bow lady and Finn and a old grizzly jango fett is trying to kill him to stop space pox. And if you look really hard into Darth bobba's helmet you see Indy and short round going why with rian johnson saying get back to work.
With JJ Abrams going on a talk show telling everybody about the script leak, I can’t help but suspect that perhaps Mike and Rich were so right about everything that they decided to throw us a curveball so people won’t think there’s time travel anymore.
Rey is related to palpatine. She can do the lightning shooty thing. Calling it now.
We're about a week away...it's going to be awful
Palpatine is a clone of REY!
Luke's Force ghost had Force-d sex with Rey. She goes back in time and dies giving birth to Shmi.
7:17 Wow! Rich's prediction became true!!!
30:00 brah the leaks were true LMFAO
That desert planet is actually called Ana-Khanna-Kasana. *BLAM*
Eighteen hundred baby!
"It hasn't been done, and JJ literally said fuck it"
Travel bag? I thought that was a storm trooper leg. I guess you could probably use one for storage.
Luke defeated the emperor through "wu wei". I'm sure Lucas enjoyed these themes from Asian stories, and for good reason. As a child, I was astonished by how Luke could do nothing. He ~spoilers~ didn't run to the enemy fighting and fight with everything he had, he withheld action. Action through inaction. Trusting what he knew to be true about life, that's how he won. Even though I started watching the original trilogy at 3~ years old, I still watched them over and over again and was astonished by this action. It's pretty inconceivable from a western viewpoint, and I even found it hard to accept at the same time that I fell in love with it, because I understood the ending.
33:47 nailed it
One small thing though, I think this movie is definitely going to have some sort of goofy ending with the general Hux guy. He won't be killed off, but...........let me explain lol. So remember in the third Pirates of the Caribbean movie when the two comic relief British soldiers switch sides at the end? It's the scene where they're both trying really hard to be pirates and they go "AHOYY MATEYY! ARGHH!" Lmao, I predict that something similar to that will happen to Hux, he's going to be like "You know what fuck this, the first order sucks, I'm tired of being slapped around by literally EVERYONE in this shitty government which will probably lose the final battle, so instead of being on the losing side I'm going to be one of the good guys!" I'm calling it, it's probably going to be him trying too hard at being nice and chummy with the rebels when in reality he still comes off as goofy and weird
I'm predicting that the final battle will 100% be Mark Hamill and the Emperor becoming Force Stands that imbue Rey and Kylo with magic force family power and after an hour and a half of CGI laser sword swinging and grunting she punches him so hard he fucking explodes. Cue credits. 3 billion dollars on opening night. You're welcome.
Chris Terrio also wrote Argo. So...
After rewatching the Episode III Plinkett review, I noticed that there's clip at 54:13 of Dracula telling Anakin that cheating death is a power that only one has achieved, so I guess the idea is he also achieved that power.
I like how you don’t talk about how Chris Terrio also wrote Argo (a fantastic movie) and that he won an Oscar. You guys are too obvious, just hating for the sake of hating 😂
I love how the emperor basically becomes the emperor from Warhammer 40k at the end
As much as I love the ridiculousness of the time travel idea I unfortunately think jj's "fuck it" is pertaining to the emperor returning and the explanation behind that.
"That's correc." -- Mike, 2019
Prediction Luke's force ghost gives Rey the resurrected lightsaber, no explanation, it just happens.That's a JJ Abrams thing to do
So when's the Ewok death cult series headed to Disney+
Rey is a clone. The saber battle in the trailers takes place on KAMINOHer parents weren't filthy junk traders but a bounty hunter named jango fett. Who sold his dna (clone troopers) for drinking money. The emperor had plenty of time patience and opportunities to do so. I would like it to end SOMETHING like that.
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In the comic's, there's a story line about Qui Gon explaining about how as a force ghost, you can travel back in time, In rebels there's a thing about some chick called Ahsoka Tano time travelling. It pretty much is cannon at this point that there is time travel in the Star Wars universe.
"Rhyme Or Reason" by Eminem is more faithful to Star Wars than any of the Disney movies.
Time travel is already a cannon thing, used to save characters already. oh no, oh noooooooo
have these guys talked about star wars The Mandalorian?
I hate time travel movies.
One good criticism this channel had is nothing happened in the movie, the rebels are right where they started at the beginning of the movie just a little worse. So there wasn't much plot development.
From what I've heard from leaks it sounds like Rich's prediction about spiritual force stuff sounds more accurate
15:13 "That's the new rebellion". On second watching, I think it is VERY generous to the amount of consistency shown by the new Star Wars films to even assume that they would feel the need to explain why or how the rebellion/decimated came back, or even acknowledge that it was ever almost decimated by the stupidity of its own heroes (save for Rey). I think that, much like the first order always has more ships and firepower, more Rebels are simply going to just show up.
Ewok death cult.Please make this movie. I dont care about story, plot, character development, or even if it's in ewokeese with no subtitles... the world needs this.
Uncle Luke sneaked into Kylo's bedroom and turned him to the dark side.... Thanks Rian! Then Kylo killed his father; hence Luke killed Han...Thanks Disney!
Why are they introducing a bunch more main characters into the last film of the trilogy?Adding in more characters isn’t better than developing the ones already there.
They will go back to Endor, meet up with a grey Wicket who is now passed his prime. They will find the Emperor survived and has been hiding on Endor. The emperor will reveal he has been pulling the strings the entire time.........Then Rey will find out she is a clone of palpatine or and combination of Skywalker dna and palpatine Dna or something similar.......... She will be tempted by the darkside which is why we see evil rey in the trailer and she will confront her evil self in a force vision....................... The emperor will overpower Rey but Kylo will turn good and sacrifice himself to save Rey from the emperor just like Vader did but this time the emperor will finally be defeated. A bunch of force ghosts will appear. The end.
I have an even bigger theory about the time travel: Rey mom is herself and that's why she had to leave. LMAO
They'd be ripping off Red Dwarf of all things. :P