How To Cope In A World Of Idiots. Jessi Campbell - Full Special

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Comments • 80

  • Ryota Arai
    Ryota Arai Day ago

    Nah, it's easy to hate attractive people if they're idiots.

  • Owl Eyes
    Owl Eyes Day ago

    Not funny!!

  • A French Potato
    A French Potato Day ago

    Her jokes are hilarious! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Lorna Nunez
    Lorna Nunez 2 days ago

    And a city for FAT people with no food on site . Elephants with 2 legs.

  • JetSwade Woodson
    JetSwade Woodson 2 days ago

    Booooorinnngg

  • Leonard Hurst
    Leonard Hurst 2 days ago

    2:15 that is how I feel all cities are. Keep the morons all bunched up in a space.

  • DjSquirrel33
    DjSquirrel33 4 days ago

    Me looking at my search history of crowded restaurant white noise:
    ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜…

  • Zonker Harris
    Zonker Harris 5 days ago

    I like 'free-range morons' but 'dum-dum city' brought the tone down. I'm a fan... 8/10.

  • RaymondKym Suttle
    RaymondKym Suttle 5 days ago +1

    I hope sheโ€™s feeding that baby healthy meals.

  • Andra Book
    Andra Book 5 days ago

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!

  • Shae Nickerson
    Shae Nickerson 5 days ago

    It's the smart phones.....creating total idiots one phone at a time!

  • Cheryl Powell
    Cheryl Powell 6 days ago

    That one dude would have got the door shut on him. If I'm holding the door open you got a 5-second window to get through it. If not you have now missed your opportunity.

  • L.A.Sharp
    L.A.Sharp 7 days ago

    Dumb people and rude people

  • Jesse Petrone
    Jesse Petrone 7 days ago

    Fu k star bucks bunch of libral cunts

  • Imakeyoucry
    Imakeyoucry 8 days ago +1

    lose weight

  • LA:UK
    LA:UK 8 days ago

    Brilliant !

  • Bryan Bokser
    Bryan Bokser 8 days ago

    If you dont dunk yo r grilled cheese in your tomato soup, there might be something wrong with you

  • Ashanique Johnson
    Ashanique Johnson 8 days ago

    The word is on lockdown and I'm at the bus stop cracking up!๐Ÿคฃ she is really funny!!

  • pas9ify
    pas9ify 8 days ago

    Clever, but how smart are you when you are a fat slob?

  • Lisa LaMagna
    Lisa LaMagna 9 days ago

    โ€œ You wanna show Iโ€™ll put on a show

  • Cager Carter
    Cager Carter 9 days ago

    I love her confidence, and that her self-deprecating isn't over the top. Some use it as a crutch, including myself. She's got the perfect balance of the two, with just the right amount of energy. Loved her entire set.

  • Bringeroflight Eternal

    There are a bunch of Free Range Morons driving in the streets, they seriously need to be transplanted to dumb dumb city

  • JennyO. LuvsFLA
    JennyO. LuvsFLA 10 days ago

    I think morons are those who stand in line at Starbucks for a ten dollar yucky globalist coffee.

  • denise marie
    denise marie 10 days ago

    I think its weird when people get soooo upset about slow drivers. You can go around. Seriously. Its such a small petty thing to get upset about. Its immature actually. Teenagers get annoyed at stuff like that. Get upset at the real, grown up stuff. The stuff that reallly effects people lives and the future. Some little old lady doing 45 in the slow lane? Nope.

  • John Jones
    John Jones 11 days ago

    I think she ran into some blacks at the CVS.

  • Joann Hopkins
    Joann Hopkins 11 days ago

    She is Awesome ! Loved this ! Crying laughing , shes lovely ! Very good !

  • Kyle C.
    Kyle C. 11 days ago +1

    Meh, I can't stop staring at the F.U.P.A. and lost interest, good luck in the future.

  • Marie Clark
    Marie Clark 12 days ago

    I love her she thinks just like me I think she's awesome she's cracking me up she's so hilarious I just love her๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐ŸคŸ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ’—๐Ÿ’–๐Ÿ’•๐Ÿ’ž๐Ÿ’“๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿคฉโ˜บ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค—๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜„

  • Dan Marsh
    Dan Marsh 12 days ago

    Wait... if I live in Dumdum City (A.k.a., D.C.)... does that mean I just forgot waking up here?

  • Warren NZ
    Warren NZ 12 days ago

    She's good.

  • Peace Love
    Peace Love 14 days ago +1

    I can't b around my husbands cousin who claimed to he free raising kids... they are the worst family to be around. It's just nonstop crazy. Nope.

    • yester day
      yester day 12 days ago

      Free raising....isnt that a fancier phrase for neglect?

  • FurryFace
    FurryFace 14 days ago +1

    Tomato soup sucks ! , sorry !

    • yester day
      yester day 12 days ago

      Not if you have it with grilled cheese.

  • Tim Buktu
    Tim Buktu 16 days ago

    OMG! I thought of Idiotvilles years ago. Maybe two per state. You people are too stupid to function. Here's your house, we will wake you up for work in the evening there will be a curfew. Maybe have a yearly test. If they pass they can leave.
    I also want a cut-out line the grocery store. "I'm sorry sir, you're too stupid to shop. We're putting you in this corral. When we have time we will get you what you need and take your money.

  • Miztah Raye Productions

    Women comedians typically have the same punch lines and annoying joke style, but this woman here is freaking hilarious. Doing comedy justice with unique material.

  • TheVaultdweller
    TheVaultdweller 16 days ago

    That Canada one was perfekt!!

  • Databyter
    Databyter 17 days ago

    Dum Dum city is real, but it got overcrowded so they had to move to the next one. Sacramento, Berkley, San Francisco, They started with Washington DC, since it wasn't a real city anyway.

  • bravoalphahk
    bravoalphahk 18 days ago

    Strangely attractive.

  • Ge In
    Ge In 18 days ago

    Hey dry bar comedy producers: 20 minute sets. None of ur comics can last 45 minutes. Too long.

  • Ge In
    Ge In 18 days ago

    I waste my niceness so much I ran out.

  • Lemurian Donna Carol
    Lemurian Donna Carol 18 days ago

    Inconsiderate, more than dumb. They only care about themselves. I have noticed this a lot in the last ten or fifteen years.

  • NANCI E
    NANCI E 19 days ago

    Pandara (probably spelled wrong) too expense for what you get at least where I live!

  • NANCI E
    NANCI E 19 days ago

    I wish they would pass a Law that if other driver saw another driver on their phone while driving we could legally shoot them!

  • Trin Murray
    Trin Murray 19 days ago

    I have always loved black jelly beans! Black licorice ice cream is the best though!

  • ELightenedKing
    ELightenedKing 20 days ago

    Oh give idiotville their own so-called democracy where all the idiots that are jaded by the divisive media can fight over the system that is irrelevant since only mindless people NEED a group of "managers" to govern what they do.

  • sergio potes
    sergio potes 20 days ago

    Yea there are more dumb ppl bc your fucktards keep having more kids..there should be a test we have to past in order to breed, hell I know I would fail, maybe on purpose idk lol

  • J C
    J C 20 days ago

    โ€œHe thinks itโ€™s his!โ€ โ€œHappy lives in a slow city!โ€ This lady is GREAT! I love the whisper voices she does, reminds me of Jim G;).
    Classic set. Not one vulgar word! Especially since she didnโ€™t put her pants on until 6pm... lol.

  • Sake Wataru
    Sake Wataru 20 days ago +1

    Wow. They have a place like that already. Its called anywhere in South Carolina. I would know, they took the tarp off MY car and I've lived there.

  • Tepi
    Tepi 23 days ago +1

    Black licorice, heh. As soon as my brothers and I learned that trading was fair if all parties agreed, as soon as we got our Easter baskets, they'd start bidding in black jelly beans to buy my marshmallow peeps. Still hate peeps. Have loved black licorice since I was allowed to eat the stuff. Yum.

  • Illumi Naughty
    Illumi Naughty 24 days ago

    Minnesota

  • Marie Bellamy
    Marie Bellamy 24 days ago

    I havenโ€™t laughed this hard in ages. She is amazing!

  • Anthony Dubose
    Anthony Dubose 24 days ago +1

    Shoplifting at CVS? I would be happy just to shop there if it wasn't for the "watch him when he enters the store, til he leaves the store" surveillance.

  • robert barr
    robert barr 25 days ago +1

    Fist woman ever that I liked and watch the whole thing!!! Nice Job AWESOME!!! 111.

  • Sherrie Lane
    Sherrie Lane 25 days ago

    So funny๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

  • junnexgolem
    junnexgolem 26 days ago

    WAY funnier than Amy Schumer~

  • Lucy Sky
    Lucy Sky 26 days ago

    I felt better finishing my big plate of food while watching this. . . thanks for the laughter and not being stereotypical woman comedian that talks about sex.

  • Virginia Varble
    Virginia Varble 26 days ago

    This lady is so funny! I couldn't stop laughing! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

  • matthew thacker
    matthew thacker 26 days ago

    actually i have tinnitus and i sleep with that same noise app and i do actually use the crowded bar restuarant to cover my ringing. Not a very funny joke.

  • gil wood
    gil wood 26 days ago

    Theres an IDIOT at STARBUCKS ... No kidding !!!

  • gil wood
    gil wood 26 days ago

    That checking your phone in the doorway of a store like you are the only person on the planet drives me insane !

  • Jenny Gibbons
    Jenny Gibbons 26 days ago

    ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

  • Gary Kuyat
    Gary Kuyat 26 days ago

    Dum-dum city is real. The inhabitants call it Seattle.

  • Chris Trudell
    Chris Trudell 27 days ago

    Are you surrounded by idiots?
    Me: yep.

  • Williams Family
    Williams Family 27 days ago

    My response to this video is the fact some of us have problems that can be mental and kinda ya know make us us. But the fact that this women calls people slow minded and profiling people I know its Comedy but still profiling and wanting to make a place like nazis and recreate auzwits for slow minded people is kind of not right I know people that are slow I myself am slow but yet I dont talk about people's disabilities and call them "dumb dumbs" its not right I am honestly offended because its making people laugh at peoples disabilities or calling people dumb. Im not going to call this women dumb or stupod because I believe we are equal we all do stupid things but saying people should be put in a town thats got a fence around it thats just plain stupid the idea that this women has is not right and this is why people make fun of people make fun of disabilities because people like her people who are rude disrespectful and just profiling people because of things they do its not right and I will stand against people who want to make fun of disabled or people with problems because Its not right I am upset and disappointed at this women and others who think this its not right people fought against mental hospitals who treated patiants like test subjects the things people experienced and the torture is something people should feel bad about the electric shock therapy, people had some part of there brain removed or fried, some people had been given new medication I am upset that this women thinks that we should treat them disrespectful its not right and I will fight drybar Comedy to have this removed it gives people a bad perspective, probably makes them want the same, and it teaches people to treat others bad.

  • kjejon
    kjejon 27 days ago

    Funny woman, very entertaining. About but the subtitle segment, have watched American or British shows and movies with subtitles all my life, imo you're just being lazy.

  • Laura Rocio Paulino
    Laura Rocio Paulino 27 days ago

    Yea itโ€™s the idiocracy spirit out there

  • TWIN FORD
    TWIN FORD 28 days ago

    I like this woman , she's got it.

  • Dave Jones
    Dave Jones 28 days ago

    It's odd watching such a morbidly obese person, making fun of others.

  • Angel Angel
    Angel Angel 28 days ago

    The irony's real. A fatt person talking about food.

  • LateNightPoetry
    LateNightPoetry 28 days ago

    Wow. Her ears are really red

  • Karl Pearson
    Karl Pearson 28 days ago

    This lady would be great at family reunions when my strange BiL comes in . . . She's got to be available for the next one . . .

  • unknown unknown
    unknown unknown 28 days ago +1

    She is funny, but the ignorance she portrays is not funny. American public schools teach about the presidents. You just don't' care enough to learn or remember. She is gross. That explains her wardrobe.

  • unknown unknown
    unknown unknown 28 days ago +1

    All due respect - what is she wearing? She looks sloppy.

  • A M
    A M 28 days ago

    It's not samwich...and you've got to be an idiot if felt like that outfit was okay.

  • Dravis0101
    Dravis0101 29 days ago

    "if you want a show, ill give you a show! I have a night job, i can be here alllll day!" LOL

  • The Presence
    The Presence Month ago

    She sure murdered me with the last one! ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Mutant Tugboat
    Mutant Tugboat Month ago +1

    This was a lot of fun to watch. Don't know how she is outside of comedy, but she seemed very likable.

  • Chris Moore
    Chris Moore Month ago

    Why would a woman open the door for a man, that is asinine, not nice and she was the dumb one.

  • Me
    Me Month ago

    Hystaricacly laughing

    • L W
      L W 29 days ago

      What??

  • hellrzr1966
    hellrzr1966 Month ago +1

    Funny until your kid is shipped off to Dumb Dumb City. Or they decide the wrong weight class for your height qualifies you, too, for residency.

  • Elisson Dormezil
    Elisson Dormezil Month ago

    Woman are funny. Change my mind.