Animal Sex : Hyena

Comments: 411

  • Cambridge Shoulders
    Cambridge Shoulders 11 days ago

    Even when girls are the providers the guys still don't get to eat first. lol

  • Princeofddr Dance Master

    Why the hell did I put this on my favs list...?

  • ObliviiousLunar
    ObliviiousLunar 3 months ago

    (☞ ͡ ͡° ͜ ʖ ͡ ͡°)☞

  • Athula Samarasingha
    Athula Samarasingha 3 months ago

    b

  • Arni Roglic
    Arni Roglic 6 months ago

    Fake

  • Товарищ Ютараптор

    Not my proudest fap.

  • jesse piazza
    jesse piazza 7 months ago

    he now has her hole attention.

  • Eric
    Eric 7 months ago

    Why does the narrator sound like he hates his life LOL

  • Nazara
    Nazara 9 months ago

    BOI

  • Sam Notter
    Sam Notter 11 months ago

    one word.
    femenism

  • Wesley Cruz
    Wesley Cruz Year ago +2

    like if youre here because of buzzfeed

  • Markus Brorson
    Markus Brorson Year ago +3

    Why do the male hyenas even put up with this? The female hyenas will die out without the male hyenas anyways, get control over your sex drive please.

    • microcuts
      microcuts 11 months ago

      I like your profile pic.

    • No Name
      No Name Year ago +2

      Male hyenas have spines on their penises to injure the vagina/clitoris during sex so she is less likely to have sex with other males. Many animals that arent monogomous have spiney penises. If sex meant youre vagina was going to get ripped up Id wanna bite any male who tried to mate with me too.

  • First Last
    First Last Year ago

    Thanks reddit

  • Atari Dad
    Atari Dad Year ago

    People who listen to the Adam and Eve creation myth believe that women experience such intense pain during childbirth as punishment for Eve eating the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge. So this begs the question: What the _fuck_ did ladt hyenas do to pidd off God? O.o

  • AnonGuy
    AnonGuy Year ago +2

    Is the porn music necessary?

  • SilkScarfFurret
    SilkScarfFurret Year ago

    Fuck o.o

  • REIDDEBSTER
    REIDDEBSTER Year ago

    Lesbians ;-)

  • squeaky pancake
    squeaky pancake Year ago +8

    I'm honestly not sure how I ended up with this video in my Recommendations.
    I don't know if I need to question my life decisions.

  • chilllzone
    chilllzone 2 years ago +14

    shame on nat geo for producing such garbage. hyenas don't fucking care about you patriarchal standards. stop trying to quantify wildlife based on human definitions of masculine and feminine. I wanted to watch something unbiased about the amazing hyena and yet I get this trash.

    • Jin
      Jin Year ago

      +Shibe Inu thanks

    • squeaky pancake
      squeaky pancake Year ago +4

      +chilllzone This is the soul of Poe's Law on display, and my attempts to figure out which side it falls on incredibly awkward and halting and prodding, much like a male hyena's attempt to copulate with a female's she-penis.

      I hope the mystery is never ruined.

    • Shibe Inu
      Shibe Inu Year ago +10

      Please go back to tumblr

  • Edouard Dubois
    Edouard Dubois 2 years ago

    Is this a parody?

    • Jeanette Wittstein
      Jeanette Wittstein Year ago

      +Edouard Dubois
      No, this is absolutely true. I'm not crazy about the way it was presented but its all true.

  • crimsonshadow42
    crimsonshadow42 2 years ago +13

    We should start calling feminists Hyena's from now on.

    • Therese
      Therese Year ago +3

      +crimsonshadow42 That's an insult to hyenas

    • squeaky pancake
      squeaky pancake Year ago +8

      +crimsonshadow42 But hyenas serve a purpose...

  • Ostrich160
    Ostrich160 2 years ago

    Hi alice

  • ERTUĞRUL ÇILDIR
    ERTUĞRUL ÇILDIR 2 years ago

    YA ŞU HAYVANLAR Bİ GRAM SEKSTEN ANLAMIYO YEMİNEDERİM HEP AYNI POZİSYON AMK ÇOCUKLARI BİRAZ KENDİNİZİ GELİŞTİRİN BE!!!

  • Lord Leon
    Lord Leon 2 years ago +12

    feminists of the wild ahhahahaahahaha

    • Atari Dad
      Atari Dad Year ago +1

      Hardly. Feminists like to guilt males into letting them have dominion over them without giving anything in return. Female hyenas, however have dominion over their males because they're fucking badass. Not all species evolve so that females are always the submissive ones. For all we know, in a million years time, female humans coukdbe 8-foot Amazons and males would be scrawny weaklings. Evolution's a bitch like that.

  • MrGoatflakes
    MrGoatflakes 2 years ago

    They... give birth through their huge dong clitoris? 2:57

  • Princeofddr Dance Master
    Princeofddr Dance Master 2 years ago +1

    ...Why the FUCK do I have this in the bowls of my favs?

  • محمد رمضان
    محمد رمضان 2 years ago

    دولفين

  • kamal hossan
    kamal hossan 2 years ago

    Sxs muv

  • Kaliss
    Kaliss 2 years ago +28

    My momma always told me, son never date a woman with a bigger dick than you.

  • Krieg The Psycho
    Krieg The Psycho 2 years ago +13

    I always wondered why I found hyena's as being filthy, vile and disgusting. Now I know, they're just feminists...

  • Au Bot
    Au Bot 2 years ago +5

    The German Democratic Republic had a program in which they administered androgens like testosterone to young female athletes without their knowledge to improve their stamina and strength. A lot of them ended looking very masculine. but testosterone levels this high in human females stop menstruation, cause ovarian cancer and a lot of other health problems.

  • ramonypony
    ramonypony 2 years ago +6

    I... kinda wish I could unlearn what I just learned about hyenas.

    • The Xenomorph
      The Xenomorph 2 years ago +5

      +ramonypony I can't even process the fact that thy give birth through their dicks. O.o

  • Benjamin Uytiepo
    Benjamin Uytiepo 3 years ago

    Is this Stuart Brown commentating? from +Ahoy ??

  • Alan Morris
    Alan Morris 3 years ago

    I refuse to believe that Hyenas are more closely related to cats. Nobody ever says why, other than that they lick themselves. Dogs lick themselves periodically, too. Hyenas are very dog-like in appearance, as well as in behavior. Hyenas have a quavering bark that sounds like laughter, and they even howl. Their elongated snouts also make them more closely related to canines. In addition, they do not have the prancing and balance skills of a feline.

    • Hyena Channel
      Hyena Channel 2 years ago

      +Alan Morris I thought I spelled Hyaenidae wrong. Thanks for correcting me. :)

    • Alan Morris
      Alan Morris 2 years ago

      +Hyena Channel It's actually spelled Hyaenidae and I'm very familiar with this family. I only wrote that comment in an effort to rebut the common notion that the Hyena is more cat-like than dog-like. How preposterous! Hyenas don't even have claws, they have nails. Claws retract, but nails do not. Nevertheless, thanks for your input.

    • Hyena Channel
      Hyena Channel 2 years ago

      +Alan Morris Hyenas are neither cat nor dog. They have their own family called Hyeanidae. :)

  • George
    George 3 years ago +9

    I think I understand it now. They devour their prey while still alive... have sex through each other's penises... they give birth horrifically violently through tiny urethra like openings... hyenas are from /b/

  • questgnarnia
    questgnarnia 3 years ago +13

    but what's the difference between this sex and the species human sex.
    We're animals too, so why do we feel it necessary to censor our "private parts" and yet feel it justified to portray this on television?
    Seriously, you're an animal, I'm an animal--what's the difference?
    Is it "pleasure" that incites shame? God, do I hate humans and our ego

    • MrGoatflakes
      MrGoatflakes 2 years ago +5

      +questgnarnia the difference is that humans don't give birth through their piss hole :/

  • Fo Shizzle
    Fo Shizzle 3 years ago +3

    The narrator is really into it

  • Karol
    Karol 3 years ago

    This is quite fascinating but very strange...

  • Big Mean Squeeze
    Big Mean Squeeze 3 years ago +19

    the ultimate lesbians aren't even humans

  • w3llplayed
    w3llplayed 3 years ago +15

     URGH THEY GIVE BIRTH THROUGH THERE "DICK" OMFG I CANT EVEN IMAGINE HAVING A FUCKING HUMAN COME OUT OF MY DICK WHAT THE FUCK OMG THE PAIN

    • Atari Dad
      Atari Dad Year ago

      Oh a human woukd be a blessing for them Typically human females only give birtg to one infant per childbirth. With a hyena you're talking about squeezing four or five hyena pups out of your dick in one sitting.

  • Moraima Molina
    Moraima Molina 3 years ago

    And normal animal females dont develop peneses,but bugs do,and dogs dont develop peneses, cuz a hyina it is a dog, buts ists a wild dog, so im prtty sure that, that video is 100º\○ FAKE!

    • jana jones
      jana jones 2 years ago

      yea lol as stated hyenas are not dogs. they are more closely related to cats but are truly in their own family.

    • Hobo Joe
      Hobo Joe 3 years ago +4

      +Moraima Molina Actually, they may look like dogs, but they arent- they evolved into what looks like a dog, but isnt. this video is 100% real- female hyenas do have a fake-penis. its true.

    • Moraima Molina
      Moraima Molina 3 years ago

      +D3LTATRAX YES I DID :3 AND MY REAL NAME IS SOFIA

    • D3LTATRAX
      D3LTATRAX 3 years ago +3

      +Moraima Molina I thought you said you were 10?

    • Moraima Molina
      Moraima Molina 3 years ago

      +Asarelah YES I KNOW!THATS WHY I STUDY ANIMALS

  • Moraima Molina
    Moraima Molina 3 years ago

    Is this is a fake vid, or is it real, cuz this iz so akward and giving birth with a penis is imposible cuz the penis is not developed for giving birth is created to get people pregnant!:D Im so smart!and im ten though!

    • MrGoatflakes
      MrGoatflakes 2 years ago +1

      +Moraima Molina obvious troll is obvious.

    • Moraima Molina
      Moraima Molina 3 years ago +1

      +Hobo Joe ikr, thats why I always in the internet!:D IM A INTERNET GIRL!!!!:D

    • Hobo Joe
      Hobo Joe 3 years ago +3

      well, im sorry to say that you are wrong, even though it seems like it wouldn't be true, it absolutely is. some things in the world are just strange.

  • Kiedisticelixer
    Kiedisticelixer 3 years ago +1

    Do we need porno music when they mate? :S

  • WolfChildRusk
    WolfChildRusk 3 years ago +5

    Oh god, the puns, the PUNS !

  • GreenBanana
    GreenBanana 3 years ago

    Written by Mrs. Feeny's seventh grade biology class.

  • Snazzy Sharpie
    Snazzy Sharpie 3 years ago

    Omg a female with a penis?!? Its a sheman or herman lol

  • IllicitGreen
    IllicitGreen 3 years ago

    The king of the swingers Trololololol

  • Keiran Flynn
    Keiran Flynn 3 years ago +2

    oh god the puns hahaha

  • schradeya
    schradeya 3 years ago +5

    It doesn't seem worth it. :( Poor ladies. I felt bad for that one little dude about halfway through getting run all around by those girls. He looked all sad and scared.

  • Jeremy Liu
    Jeremy Liu 3 years ago +6

    Da fuq did I just watch...

  • Ryan Granato
    Ryan Granato 3 years ago +20

    National Geographic? National Pornographic :3

    • FluffyCatGirl1
      FluffyCatGirl1 3 years ago +1

      +Ryan Granato Animal Scam in a nutshell.

  • LudicrousJim27
    LudicrousJim27 3 years ago +2

    Okay, is this a joke?! I feel screwed over right now with these twisted facts! 

    • jmovlogs
      jmovlogs 2 years ago

      +LudicrousJim27 Not a joke, its true.

  • Giagantus
    Giagantus 3 years ago +18

    The puns are crazy !!!

  • Observational Unit #327
    Observational Unit #327 3 years ago +32

    I laughed at some point during this. There's something about this guy's voice and what he says.

    • schradeya
      schradeya 3 years ago +5

      Yeah! I wonder how many takes they had to do to get them without laughter!

  • HyperShift75
    HyperShift75 4 years ago +33

    wtf i am doing with my life?

  • Ajin Leo
    Ajin Leo 4 years ago

    Alright. I’m bothered. My friend resides in the opposite room and he lately turned extraordinary at getting ladies. The guy went to the Master Attraction website by Jake Ayres (Search in Google). All he’s doing now is fucking women. He’s continuously pulling chicks back. I can’t help but hear it. It’s disgusting. If only he had not discovered that site. My good friend is getting laid now too coz of that site. I am green with envy!

  • destructodude
    destructodude 4 years ago

    DAT MUZIK

  • Seolhe
    Seolhe 4 years ago

    ...except they are not endangered. At all. The spotted hyena is the most common large carnivore in Africa.
    "It is listed as Least Concern by the IUCN on account of its widespread range and large numbers estimated between 27,000 and 47,000 individuals."

  • Benedict Fernando
    Benedict Fernando 4 years ago

    God. I'm considerably envious of my brother these days. He's actually been available constantly. However, he made a part-time model to reveal to him she loves him in less than a month. How can that be even possible? He laughed and said he tried the Cupid Love System (Google it!) I wish someone stunning said that to me... I do not remember ever previously seeing him so happy. Sort of makes me feel bad.

  • MichaelSwg
    MichaelSwg 4 years ago

    well time to delete my history

  • Christopher Chenet
    Christopher Chenet 4 years ago

    this is why hyenas are an endangered species(joke, but serious)

  • Snazzy Gator
    Snazzy Gator 4 years ago

    If I had a clitoris the size of a penis, I'd probably be the one on top. ;]

  • milagrostorchia
    milagrostorchia 4 years ago

    Right. I'm bothered. My nephew resides in the next room. I'm bothered because he just turned fantastic with the women. He found the Master Attraction website by Jake Ayres (Search in Google). Now I hear him bringing women back. He's consistently getting sexy girls back. I hear it. It's yucky. I wish he never discovered that site. My best friend is getting laid now too coz of that site.

  • bjthecool3
    bjthecool3 4 years ago

    To indicate you are sexually confused/intersex? Or just that you have an enlarged clitoris?

  • Bull Zye
    Bull Zye 4 years ago

    white knight is white.
    hopefully you're gay, because it won't improve your desirability in their eyes

  • Bisha Gurung
    Bisha Gurung 4 years ago

    Life sucks. My friend has started seeing a 10 because 60 days back he signed up to an internet site named Master Attraction (Google it if you'd like to learn more.) I'm envious because I wish to fall madly in love too. I'm gonna take a peek at this Jake Ayres man's stuff. Surprising thing is, my friend once had Zero good fortune with girls.

  • Bull Zye
    Bull Zye 4 years ago

    Hyena Prime Female: C'MERE, BITCH!
    Hyena Male: *cowers* nooooo, plz

  • jimmy lamarre
    jimmy lamarre 4 years ago

    wtf these are female hyenas with a dick wow thats fucked up mabey the males have pussys

  • Ziad Yac
    Ziad Yac 4 years ago

    dykes!

  • J Hall
    J Hall 4 years ago

    These are some badass bitches...the males are scared as shit...

  • SilverDragon Kms
    SilverDragon Kms 4 years ago

    I'm so changing my profile pic to a hyena!

  • Maria luisa arenas ortega

    menudo planeta,padre.
    Un poco de SU GAR,POR FAVOR

  • Maria luisa arenas ortega

    Esto es de lo que les hablaba.
    Akenatón era una "Superhembra".
    (Que producía más testosterona que los machos)
    joé que lio.

  • jakep1979
    jakep1979 4 years ago

    make me a sandwich while you at it and I will consider your apology.

  • Phantomphan613
    Phantomphan613 4 years ago

    Oh, how original. I sure do feel burned. I bow down to you, o mighty neckbearded virgin.

  • jakep1979
    jakep1979 4 years ago

    Around the corner where your mother works!

  • carter s
    carter s 4 years ago

    How can they give birth through that more like how do they do it

  • Reese Elliott
    Reese Elliott 4 years ago

    Better love story than twilight.

  • Phantomphan613
    Phantomphan613 4 years ago

    I guess that just goes to show how easily males can be controlled.

  • Phantomphan613
    Phantomphan613 4 years ago

    What line? Your left and right hands?

  • RubShitOnWalls
    RubShitOnWalls 4 years ago

    Wat

  • holyhell111
    holyhell111 4 years ago

    wouldnt that hurt running through the grass and thier clits hitting everything?

  • Mary M
    Mary M 4 years ago

    And possibly dying during labor isn't?

  • JasmineMalone
    JasmineMalone 4 years ago

    why am i watching this stuff?

  • Fiona Watt
    Fiona Watt 4 years ago

    oh i thought an enlarged clitoris was normal lol

  • jakep1979
    jakep1979 4 years ago

    get in line.

  • Miss Steaks
    Miss Steaks 4 years ago

    Well, think about it the females do choose their mates, otherwise what would be the purpose of competition? Females don't want to give birth to babies of a lesser male, so yes they do fear it. Also, spotted hyenas are one of the more intelligent animals up with pigs and chimps.

  • Miss Steaks
    Miss Steaks 4 years ago

    Fuck off.

  • jakep1979
    jakep1979 4 years ago

    So this is what a feminist strive to be like.....

  • Nguyen Le
    Nguyen Le 4 years ago

    Sucks to be a hyena.

  • hell caw
    hell caw 4 years ago

    @Akashic8Lamb Yet it was common for even human women back in the day to die during childbirth...so I dont think we are so perfect ourselves.

  • neongecko06
    neongecko06 4 years ago

    Ducks have a whole genital arms race to enable/prevent rape going on. Look it up.

  • Vinnie Jr.
    Vinnie Jr. 4 years ago

    I didn't know wild animals feared "rape"!?!? Lol

  • UnicornDreams
    UnicornDreams 4 years ago

    Tent friend showed me this WTF is it real??!

  • d4u7211
    d4u7211 4 years ago

    LOL. best. response. ever.

  • Jason Cudjoe
    Jason Cudjoe 4 years ago

    lol

  • Miguel Arreola
    Miguel Arreola 4 years ago

    My names miguel and i jack off to this shit

  • gaddes scott
    gaddes scott 4 years ago

    nah, i like to fuck hyenas...wasn't that clear....

  • d4u7211
    d4u7211 4 years ago

    What's wrong? Got a sensitive stomach, or are you just too inept to handle differences in the wonderful animal kingdom we have?

  • gaddes scott
    gaddes scott 4 years ago

    fuck hyenas!