christmas isn't real

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  • Published on Nov 27, 2018
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Comments • 7 665

  • jojo X3 siwa
    jojo X3 siwa Day ago +1

    SO YOU JUST TOLD ME THAT THE EASTER BUNNY IS NOT REAL AND CHRISTMAS!!!!!! THIS IS CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Artificial Sweetener
    Artificial Sweetener 5 days ago +1

    This is the unedited version

  • Ike Dakhlallah
    Ike Dakhlallah 7 days ago +1

    The subliminal messages throughout this video are being missed by so many people.
    Bill has some knowledge.

  • Georgios Bakirtzis
    Georgios Bakirtzis 8 days ago +1

    What I learned about this video is that the Easter Bunny gives a lot tips

  • Peppi
    Peppi 9 days ago

    I needed this today

  • The awesome Dog 500
    The awesome Dog 500 9 days ago

    1:52 I ask myself that every summer/fall

  • Jay Feather
    Jay Feather 10 days ago

    I think i just found my new favourite song

  • RedHairdo
    RedHairdo 11 days ago

    Try To Get Angry challenge.

  • Tw!l¡ght_ Ghøst
    Tw!l¡ght_ Ghøst 11 days ago

    *Is this the new religion I've been hearing about?*

  • *•* :P
    *•* :P 11 days ago

    Ok it’s coming up to Easter now and I’m paranoid.

  • Flash ykins
    Flash ykins 14 days ago

    I have no idea how I stumbled across your videos, but I am so fucking glad I did.

  • Iris Dreamwood
    Iris Dreamwood 14 days ago

    *Why is the west coast on fire?*

  • Rick Sanchez
    Rick Sanchez 16 days ago

    *Who wants to buy some Jesus?*

  • A M I I R A
    A M I I R A 18 days ago

    Wait what?

  • Tackbackwards
    Tackbackwards 20 days ago

    dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab abd ba bd dab dab eb bdab dab dbe dab *DIE*

  • Henry 717
    Henry 717 21 day ago

    Billizm is the religion

  • Logen Felxon
    Logen Felxon 22 days ago

    Ohh, human music, I like it.

  • Orion D. Hunter
    Orion D. Hunter 22 days ago

    Greek gibberish: κφκφξψνψνκδμδ
    English gibberish: dhndncbcbd

  • Sally Face
    Sally Face 22 days ago

    0:26
    Ba da dee
    Da da dee *die*

  • Lainie Picklesimer
    Lainie Picklesimer 23 days ago

    Easter Bunny: Christmas isn’t real.
    Me: wELL tHen EaSTeR iSnT reAl

  • Sakura Tree
    Sakura Tree 24 days ago +1

    Ba da Dee ba da dee DIE (0:26)

  • Australia- Hungary
    Australia- Hungary 24 days ago

    Santa is dead that what I always say (R.I.P Saint Nick)

  • DisastrousYetAngelic
    DisastrousYetAngelic 25 days ago

    *I freaking love the retro vibes of these videos omg*

  • Alex Belman
    Alex Belman 25 days ago

    what

  • literal sarcasm
    literal sarcasm 27 days ago

    This is the strangest bit of social commentary I've ever watched.

  • Ceci Matos
    Ceci Matos 27 days ago +2

    1:56 Why do I always think he’ll say “everything looks so gay”

  • Riley12
    Riley12 28 days ago

    I stop listening for a second and don’t know what’s going on

  • gerMANy jhonson
    gerMANy jhonson 28 days ago

    I like this

  • Amory Acosta
    Amory Acosta 29 days ago

    Dude you gotta stop listening to the easter bunny

  • Cordelia Nugget
    Cordelia Nugget 29 days ago

    my favorite christmas song

  • Bozza12 Roblox
    Bozza12 Roblox Month ago +1

    Ba da dee ba bee yo bing bway your mom is so gay

  • trashbvbe
    trashbvbe Month ago

    the rest of my side-bar recommendations were Christmas-based

  • no.
    no. Month ago

    dodoododododododododododoododododododododododoododododododododo

  • Gacha Kitty
    Gacha Kitty Month ago

    It went from the Easter bunny to Christmas to the diamond store and then roses and then...

  • GeeVee KillMe
    GeeVee KillMe Month ago

    Were you ok...

  • Gustav Günther
    Gustav Günther Month ago +1

    Ba da dee Ba da dee *die*

  • Sam The Mountain Egg Lim !

    It's Easter in snow

  • Mewiewee Paws
    Mewiewee Paws Month ago

    The easter bunny is probably jealous of santa

  • Enzo Mangru
    Enzo Mangru Month ago

    Ba da dee ba da dee *DIE*

  • Ignacio Sánchez
    Ignacio Sánchez Month ago

    *walnuts*

  • that random youtuber

    Let's all get Bill Wurtz to surpass pewdiepie(srry pewdiepie still like ur content)

  • Tc
    Tc Month ago +1

    The leprechaun told me that the Easter bunny isn't real

  • DarkValorWolf
    DarkValorWolf Month ago

    0:55 to 1:08 is honestly gold tho

  • ChristmasM
    ChristmasM Month ago

    your not real

  • Pink Bandito
    Pink Bandito Month ago

    U had to diss California like that

  • That One Penguin
    That One Penguin Month ago

    *BWAAAAAAAY*

  • Dan the Dangerous
    Dan the Dangerous Month ago

    This is my jam

  • Nathan Pratt
    Nathan Pratt Month ago

    All parents now hate u lol

  • Omnipresent Commenter

    Don't you love it when it's Valentines Day and your valentine gives you walnuts?

  • multzy
    multzy Month ago

    I think the easter bunny is high

  • Fred Jones
    Fred Jones Month ago

    I would like to see tame impala cover this!

  • Rosie TheSkinnyPig
    Rosie TheSkinnyPig Month ago

    I find these videos entertaining but I get a head ache after watching like 4 in a row

  • Delicious Food
    Delicious Food Month ago

    What about *nAsCaR*

  • yee yee
    yee yee Month ago +1

    I think the Easter bunny is code for drug dealer

  • charlotte nunan
    charlotte nunan Month ago

    i'm so lost.

  • MillyandMolly
    MillyandMolly Month ago

    My favorite Christmas carol

  • Ali Madi
    Ali Madi Month ago

    Wow..
    Now I want to tell Santa my parents aren't real..

  • Dżejkob
    Dżejkob Month ago

    *this video was sponsored by the diamond store*

  • Sanjay L
    Sanjay L Month ago

    This might be the first bill wurtz video that is tame enough for our universe

  • The Gaming Photon
    The Gaming Photon Month ago

    This is like legal LSD

  • Max B
    Max B Month ago +1

    The Easter bunny sure likes to say lots of fake news to you.

  • Jermaine Dreamur
    Jermaine Dreamur Month ago

    The only language is feelings... That's kind of deep.

  • Kellerwärter Nahui

    E V E R Y T H I N G F E E L S S O A l IvE




    - Dude hows real high on a graveyard

  • Kr
    Kr Month ago

    TFLC

  • Sherman Jonathan
    Sherman Jonathan Month ago

    Last night I saw Santa, sat in his lap and I sang him this song. He leaned in and whispered into my ear. "I going to kill that
    bastard tonight," then ho ho ho into an evil laugh and I ran away and I found myself at the airport, and imaged myself flying away.

  • TripshotGaming K
    TripshotGaming K Month ago

    ._. English is real

  • Mr.grandbig mac
    Mr.grandbig mac Month ago

    For some reason I really enjoy watching these

  • Luzz The ultimate
    Luzz The ultimate Month ago +1

    you better watch out
    you better watch out
    YoU BeTtEr WaTcH OuT
    YOU BETTER WATCH OUT
    *YOU BETTER WATCH OU-*

  • Some Guy Who Likes Chickens

    Ik I'm a tad bit late but why is the east coast on fire?

  • Angry tiger Cub YT -

    ‘In a world full of snow’
    _A world full of snow? What world full of snow?_
    _I mean I live in a world full of kangaroos, spiders, barbecues, no hat no play policies and extreme heat, but I’ve_ *_never_*_ come across a world full of snow._

  • Big Smoke
    Big Smoke Month ago

    This is VSauce but in walmart version

  • T- Series
    T- Series Month ago +1

    wait *_w h a t_*

  • Paul Floyd
    Paul Floyd Month ago +1

    Hes a great singer!

  • moehr Jaam
    moehr Jaam Month ago

    His style oft music weirdly reminds me of the Band toto..

  • Petrovo SCP Foundation.

    Da ba de da ba *die*

  • Dd Dd
    Dd Dd Month ago +1

    😧

  • citrus universe
    citrus universe Month ago +1

    Neither are birds,come on Earth this isn't rocket science

  • Ryok
    Ryok 2 months ago

    Jack Stauber & Bill Wurtz collab when?

  • Tajpizza52
    Tajpizza52 2 months ago

    0:38 furry confirmed

  • wolf treetruck
    wolf treetruck 2 months ago

    "Not Jesus Christ" Santa isn't real either. But the real Jesus would probably agree about the Easter bunny

  • GamerMassExpert
    GamerMassExpert 2 months ago

    i'm gonna take this is a warning

  • Bacon Doge
    Bacon Doge 2 months ago

    *London bridge is falling down*

  • Odin Danielsen
    Odin Danielsen 2 months ago +2

    You should do more videos like the entire world and stuff video you did I couldn’t stop laughing

  • Ikku Hishikawa
    Ikku Hishikawa 2 months ago +2

    "Why is the west coast on fire?"
    *Top 10 burning questions science still can't answer*

  • matt's gaming
    matt's gaming 2 months ago

    this man is a legend on TVclip

  • Sri Kai
    Sri Kai 2 months ago

    Have a nice day everyone!


    You deserve it ✨

  • Daveshave
    Daveshave 2 months ago

    I believe in Santa, but not Christmas now.

  • Knollee
    Knollee 2 months ago

    How can something be so random yet so true and deep?

  • Pigeon Poop
    Pigeon Poop 2 months ago

    How to explain to your 6 year old Christian sibling Santa is not real-

  • someone unimportant
    someone unimportant 2 months ago

    i have a feeling that bill wurtz is sponsoring the diamond store

  • Γιώργος Παγώνας

    Bill is the only original and funny youtuber

  • OYe Nations
    OYe Nations 2 months ago

    Christmas really isn't real. It's a pagan holiday. Good thing they got the Savior's true incarnation anniversary date wrong so as not to desecrate it. Also He actually made sure that inn (hotel) had no vacancy so as to be born in a holy, wilderness setting unspoiled by sin.

  • Subscribe to PewDiePie Or Eat Fufu

    My eyes hurt

  • Laura
    Laura 2 months ago

    0:31 omg broadway got a s/o

  • Crys Heart
    Crys Heart 2 months ago

    ba da dee da da dee *die*

  • Not Enderswift
    Not Enderswift 2 months ago

    and neither is your mom

  • Luigi's Lasagna
    Luigi's Lasagna 2 months ago

    Dudeman yor tunes are so fabtabulos

  • Kerbal Chris
    Kerbal Chris 2 months ago

    I get the west coast is on fire... but the queen didn’t die right?

  • George Napper
    George Napper 2 months ago

    If for whatever crazy reason Broadway ever decided to produce a Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy musical, Bill Wurtz should be the composer.

  • Wojtek Świeca
    Wojtek Świeca 2 months ago

    I don't know what is it about the word "bway" that kills me so much