Toasted Tomato Sandwich - You Suck at Cooking (episode 79)

  • Published on Aug 7, 2018
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  • You Suck At Cooking
    You Suck At Cooking  8 months ago +873

    Tweet the tomato:
    F book the tomato:

    • BossKing05 _
      BossKing05 _ 8 days ago

      Fuck book, or Face book?

    • C00LX100
      C00LX100 3 months ago

      if you added REAL olive oil and vine vineger to tomatos in a bowl before it, it would taste a fuck load better! Trust me

    • Voracious Weasel
      Voracious Weasel 5 months ago

      I know this is random, but what is the name of the song you used for your video?

    • FatherBrown Dudeist
      FatherBrown Dudeist 7 months ago

      Philly cheese steak

    • Chuck Berry
      Chuck Berry 7 months ago

      You Suck At Cooking
      I'm getting hungry... 😎

  • Kaitlyn Amos
    Kaitlyn Amos 6 hours ago

    I ate this all the time growing up! Even better with raw red onion and American cheese

  • Glen Haywood
    Glen Haywood Day ago

    Love tomato sammiches

  • mango smoothay
    mango smoothay Day ago

    one kilogram of rhodium is ~70,000 USD while salt is usually about 2.00 USD per kilogram

  • Angel of Music 1234
    Angel of Music 1234 2 days ago

    Those aren't tomato plants. Tomato plants are way higher just so you know I'm not trying to be a snob

  • Vorname Nachname
    Vorname Nachname 3 days ago +1


  • Rich Osthoff
    Rich Osthoff 5 days ago +1

    Tomatoes grow on soybean plants?

  • usernametakengib
    usernametakengib 7 days ago +2

    Simple Rick!?

  • Rishi Patel
    Rishi Patel 7 days ago +1

    You suck at making videos

  • 06hatter
    06hatter 8 days ago +2

    i'm...cumming??? WHY AM I CUMMINg

  • Michael Weileder
    Michael Weileder 9 days ago +1

    1.2k people suck at cooking

  • tubbs atsume
    tubbs atsume 10 days ago


  • hamiltrash Hamgelica
    hamiltrash Hamgelica 13 days ago

    He is so bad at cutting sandwiches in half wtf

  • Joel Chong Yiteng
    Joel Chong Yiteng 15 days ago

    This reminds me of the simple rick advertisement

  • Nah 1
    Nah 1 18 days ago

    Tomatoes, the most delicious food in the world

  • Chillichambie
    Chillichambie 18 days ago

    Best channel

  • Born 4 A thing
    Born 4 A thing 18 days ago +1

    "500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine" I need one of those
    Edit:how the hell did you get rhodium that big. That thing cost me $80/gram

  • Zypherus
    Zypherus 19 days ago

    Cause I'm a working man

  • Magnussen Forsythe
    Magnussen Forsythe 20 days ago

    chemtrails everywhere

  • Minegamer
    Minegamer 26 days ago

    A shoe reveal!!

  • myotherface
    myotherface 27 days ago


  • Hermione Granger-Weasley
    Hermione Granger-Weasley 28 days ago +1

    The end of my wheat broke off.. So I couldn't make this recipe 😨

  • Joser The Gamer
    Joser The Gamer Month ago

    rename this episode "the blandest sandwhich ever"

  • tiagocardosom
    tiagocardosom Month ago

    wish i could own a 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedance split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine.

  • SourceMaster_
    SourceMaster_ Month ago

    Yeah I'm totally gonna poison myself by putting raw tomatoes on a sandwich. Nice try pal, you can't kill me that easily.

  • Dankin Curious
    Dankin Curious Month ago +1

    How tf can you say every single detail right for the toaster but can't get right one fact for the truck... Fuckin non car guys man

    • Dankin Curious
      Dankin Curious Month ago

      +Xeper-I-Set yeah I know but I just kinda get annoyed when that happens

    • Xeper-I-Set
      Xeper-I-Set Month ago

      That was a joke friendo

  • Miya Horton
    Miya Horton Month ago

    Oddly poetic.

  • TheSadSnowman
    TheSadSnowman Month ago

    This made me cry

  • Laimay Yan
    Laimay Yan Month ago

    This is the greatest video!!

  • David Ramos
    David Ramos Month ago

    This is very relaxing

  • Scott Karrasch
    Scott Karrasch Month ago

    Enjoy the simple taste of simple ricks.

  • KhanDaPwner
    KhanDaPwner Month ago

    I like to have mayonnaise be spread on 1 piece of bread, and tuna on another

  • Tabby Bull
    Tabby Bull Month ago +1

    been here since you had like 10 vids or something. so proud of you man

  • oh yeh mr. krabz
    oh yeh mr. krabz Month ago +2

    I only have a normal toaster, does it have to be a 500 watt galvanized steel nichrome wire lateral current low impedence split phase omnidirectional quad voltage wide arc triple coil toasting machine?

  • Sublime Lemon
    Sublime Lemon Month ago

    Technically not just a tomato sandwich anymore, but my grandma would fry up some spam cut super thin in a pan and put it on the tomato sandwich (open face), top with cheese, and put it under the broiler!

  • Christa Horton
    Christa Horton Month ago

    That tomato sandwich is as baked as u lmao

  • TheDerpyCarrot
    TheDerpyCarrot Month ago

    If you add fresh basil to it it’s ten times better

  • John Preston Corbin
    John Preston Corbin Month ago +1

    What type of camera do you use?

  • Renny Like Doughnuts


  • HIRMS Moskva
    HIRMS Moskva Month ago +15

    Hey is it safe to add cheese or does that enhance the flavour beyond our dimension

    • HIRMS Moskva
      HIRMS Moskva Month ago +5

      You Suck At Cooking thanks but your too late and I know I see through time

    • You Suck At Cooking
      You Suck At Cooking  Month ago +8

      It messes with the taste geometry. And you might like that.


    I'm probably not the only one who didnt see the knife at first right? 1:52

  • pringle239
    pringle239 2 months ago

    What is this song, it is weirdly relaxing.

  • MrCnote1993
    MrCnote1993 2 months ago

    Disclaimer: Add bacon and lettuce

  • Just a guy who likes video games

    Who else is eating this while watching

  • jessiebears Alive
    jessiebears Alive 2 months ago

    Wait what state do u live in

  • slam shot outdoors
    slam shot outdoors 2 months ago

    I didnt ask for a comdien

  • alohathaxted
    alohathaxted 2 months ago

    needs more butter.

  • Wordsmithereens
    Wordsmithereens 2 months ago

    honestly i consider this poetry

  • Jul10
    Jul10 2 months ago

    Huele a crotolamo

  • Tu Madre
    Tu Madre 2 months ago

    If only he had fed that sandwich to a bald eagle.

  • immaculatelation
    immaculatelation 2 months ago

    LOL! ...yet, groan...

  • Laorin Filet
    Laorin Filet 2 months ago

    I swear this was an ad

  • dustwinebirds
    dustwinebirds 2 months ago +1


  • Cool Guy
    Cool Guy 2 months ago

    My day is ruined

  • Killer YT
    Killer YT 2 months ago

    How did you make a 1 minuten explanation take 3minutes Long

  • The Enigma
    The Enigma 2 months ago


  • Max Imilian
    Max Imilian 2 months ago

    added a bit of cheese and red onions! so great !

  • Matthew Vang
    Matthew Vang 2 months ago

    That sandwich dead ass actually looks good

  • I aM a bAgUeTtE . bRęÆd

    u succ at cucing

  • Izzy the Pooh
    Izzy the Pooh 2 months ago +3

    Everything he said just made me think of Mr. Tweak talking about coffee in South Park

  • Karma
    Karma 2 months ago

    Where's the meat?

  • Debbie Mitten
    Debbie Mitten 2 months ago

    I silently said "pepper, pepper, pepper" to myself ... as though I were praying 😂

  • Steven B.
    Steven B. 2 months ago

    What the fuck did i just watch?
    A car commercial? An ad for the next Keith Urban tour?
    I dunno!

  • Mariam Hassan
    Mariam Hassan 2 months ago

    Let’s get a yee yee y’all

  • Edin Ozgun
    Edin Ozgun 2 months ago


  • storres609 -
    storres609 - 2 months ago

    Oh wow i haven't seen this video before nor even heard of this recipe but I've made it before cause i was too lazy to make anything else. First time i was hungry so it was good and second time it was shit and i had to had a full on conversation with myself on why the hell did i eat this

  • coffee table
    coffee table 2 months ago


  • Bridggette the Baguette

    never heard of this sandwich

  • gameinvestigator
    gameinvestigator 2 months ago

    I wonder if has ever dropped the food when he goes walking with it

  • Ally
    Ally 2 months ago

    This sounds like the simple rick narrator

  • Moon Child
    Moon Child 2 months ago

    this is..... indiana.....

  • Jayhee vidz
    Jayhee vidz 2 months ago


  • carlosflar
    carlosflar 2 months ago

    It's a sandwich of toasted tomato or a tomato sandwich that is toasted?

  • Yaoi
    Yaoi 2 months ago

    Demeter is shook.

  • silly jam
    silly jam 2 months ago

    I have tears in my eyes. This was so heart warming.

  • Kameron Kyles
    Kameron Kyles 2 months ago +1

    simply fucking amazing this channel is!

  • Adriana Marcela Bohorquez


  • Sashagamer614
    Sashagamer614 2 months ago +2

    *a time before algebra, and toilets*
    i'm... not sure where you're going with this, but i'm following you
    EDIT: this was fucking beautiful

  • Backpack Ralsei
    Backpack Ralsei 2 months ago

    1:47 (with subtitles turned on)
    Hercules: I'm a plant?

  • Rokas Butk
    Rokas Butk 2 months ago

    I made a better recipe

  • FoxDonut
    FoxDonut 2 months ago

    for something as simple as this is hella good

  • Backroads83
    Backroads83 2 months ago

    HAHAhaHaHAha and Mmmmmmmmmmmn, yum

  • milkman's wife
    milkman's wife 3 months ago

    best one

  • C00LX100
    C00LX100 3 months ago

    Holy fuck i thought i was the only one who thougt of making this..

  • L.
    L. 3 months ago

    0:25 I can see where the sticker was peeled off ohmygod

  • Jude C.
    Jude C. 3 months ago

    It’s not much, but it’s honest work

  • BillHicks420
    BillHicks420 3 months ago

    What is humanity even?

  • LifeLasted GT
    LifeLasted GT 3 months ago

    i followed this i picked up a fresh tomato and traded weath for 2$ and bought 2 bread from my neghbor and made the sandwich

  • Purple Panda
    Purple Panda 3 months ago

    Are these actual recipes though?(without the other kinda useless stuff)

  • Jan Tomanek
    Jan Tomanek 3 months ago

    Epic, almost cried. XD

  • Lily Nguyen
    Lily Nguyen 3 months ago

    my dumb butt forgot that tomatoes don't grow in fields

  • MidoriMushrooms
    MidoriMushrooms 3 months ago

    I half-expected this video to end with such-and-such politician not being affiliated with this advertisement for how similar it sounds to shit I actually hear on local radio stations.

  • A AbNormal Human I
    A AbNormal Human I 3 months ago

    “A time before algebra-“ THATS ALL YOU HAD TO SAY

  • Alfred Gable
    Alfred Gable 3 months ago

    Domo arigato where's Mr. Pemblockto?

  • Madame Muffin
    Madame Muffin 3 months ago

    I feel like Algebra has been around since before tomatoes, or at least Europeans had algebra before tomatoes. Because, if I remember correctly, tomatoes we're discovered by Europeans when they colonized the New World, but Algebra was around for hundreds of years at that point. I think.

  • DinoDex
    DinoDex 3 months ago

    That was beautuful

  • Tekno
    Tekno 3 months ago

    Somebody please tell me what music this is, I NEED IT!!!!

  • EN Fingerhut
    EN Fingerhut 3 months ago +1

    When I show friends your channel, this is the video I show them. This one is poetry.

  • Grant Arnold
    Grant Arnold 3 months ago

    One of the best YSAC videos yet. Seriously: I gotta go find some Rhodium and get started here, my mouth is watering.

  • LoanLeaf
    LoanLeaf 3 months ago +2

    Tomato sandwiches are so good