D&D Story: Captain Morgan || Cocaine solves all problems

  • Published on Mar 29, 2019
  • Here's a story from my Dungeons and Dragons game where the players encountered Captain Morgan- a crazy, deranged drug dealer. The players kept sending him in by themselves to solve the problems by himself. Enjoy!
    End Music: "Where am I" from the TVclip Audio Library
    Players: Dingo from Dingo Doodles (tvclip.biz/channel/UCfPUcG3oCmXEYgdFuwlFh8w)
    Jess from JessJackdaw (tvclip.biz/channel/UC3HyvfrwscLKtE_NmOQfWGw)
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  • FoxRunner
    FoxRunner 6 hours ago

    So just out of curiosity(mostly because I can't find it) is there an actual video anywhere explaining why their party group is known as the turtle F.ckers?

  • badflamer
    badflamer 16 hours ago

    winners always COCAINE

  • PhazonOmega
    PhazonOmega Day ago

    Captian Geech. You know, of Shrimp Shack Shooters fame?

  • Andrew Miller
    Andrew Miller 2 days ago

    there is a song about an actual captain morgan, he relied on charisma more then cocaine.

  • Celtic Ranger
    Celtic Ranger 2 days ago

    Yeeeeeeaaaaahsss captain cokebeard lol don't know why that was so funny

  • Alberts Choise
    Alberts Choise 2 days ago +1

    Cokebeard: you must be the worst drug smuggler I've ever heard of!
    Morgan: but you HAVE heard of me!

  • Sidney Sparks
    Sidney Sparks 3 days ago

    WAIT I know that name, Captain Morgan....

  • Delphox360
    Delphox360 3 days ago

    the turtle fuckers

  • treyblowski
    treyblowski 3 days ago

    More like captain Rockso

  • Randy Gaines
    Randy Gaines 3 days ago

    Please do a live play as captian Morgan

  • HatsODoom
    HatsODoom 4 days ago

    Trust in the Cocaine, I almost wanna make that my new catchphrase.

  • Nightmare Fuel
    Nightmare Fuel 5 days ago

    A turtle you say? Well we aren't called the Turtle Fuuuuu-Friends for nothing.

  • lightbearer316
    lightbearer316 5 days ago

    And at this moment we realize that Ben made Snowflame a dnd character

  • Flynn McFinnegan
    Flynn McFinnegan 6 days ago +1

    "So, he pulled out his drugs..."
    "And with the power of cocaine...)
    This video is filled with great lines

  • Donovan Phillips
    Donovan Phillips 6 days ago +1

    Jess: can I roll calligraphy?
    Ben: sure
    Jess: *Rolls a nat 20*

  • Cortex
    Cortex 6 days ago

    I’m so stealing this

  • LORDdeath Gaming
    LORDdeath Gaming 6 days ago

    Cocaine PIRATES!

  • ChBrahm
    ChBrahm 6 days ago

    This is NOT at all how cocaine works...
    Realistically someone high on cocaine would basically be Raging like a barbarian.
    Only MORE violent.
    Wide eyed, heavy breathing, super energetic, violent....
    Probably a lot of guards at Water Deep use cocaine to stay awake on their night shifts. And beat the shit out of anyone commiting even the smallests crimes because all that energy has to go somewhere

  • GarrettTheFerret
    GarrettTheFerret 7 days ago

    My current campaign has a bard who makes magic cocaine. This episode speaks to me on a personal level.

  • msmity63
    msmity63 12 days ago

    YaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy, always trust in the cocanine!

  • Christopher Harris
    Christopher Harris 12 days ago

    I’m going to give you a thumbs down for saying that what is the kid actually listens to you

  • Christopher Harris
    Christopher Harris 12 days ago


  • Jacob Gamblin
    Jacob Gamblin 12 days ago


  • Sup Gaming
    Sup Gaming 13 days ago +1

    It does

  • Daniel V
    Daniel V 13 days ago

    Yes, because cocaine is such a mellow and calming drug...

  • The Brave Little Roaster

    Coke beard pimp of the seas

  • darknight94ful
    darknight94ful 13 days ago

    Well its still monetized...

  • Morgan Lucchi
    Morgan Lucchi 13 days ago

    ...not how cocaine works

  • Sophia Astatine
    Sophia Astatine 15 days ago

    Too many sea bananas.

  • Asbestos_
    Asbestos_ 15 days ago

    I'm pretty sure the cocaine would do the exact opposite of calming down anyone

  • Jackson Shepherd
    Jackson Shepherd 16 days ago +3

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not even a parakeet named Juan, who’s addicted to strawberry pop tarts:


  • Numbskull2602
    Numbskull2602 16 days ago +1

    I feel like you’ve never done cocaine XD

  • ThatGuyWithHisHat
    ThatGuyWithHisHat 16 days ago

    I'm not particularly knowledgeable about drugs, but I'm pretty sure cocaïne doesn't make you high, or make you see things. It's basically cafeïne times 100, it overclocks your mind

  • legofanman06
    legofanman06 17 days ago

    Morton is just my character leo.

  • rider of the pale horse death himself

    This why people who don't do drugs shouldn't talk about drugs

  • Fruit salad
    Fruit salad 22 days ago

    I ran out of time to prepare for a session so I just used captain morgan as an npc

  • Nathan Harmon
    Nathan Harmon 22 days ago

    She don't lie, she don't lie,she don't lie-e-e-ey cocaine

  • Ye et
    Ye et 22 days ago


  • bethany smith
    bethany smith 22 days ago

    Got to play a bit of Pokemon Sheild, theres a new turtle pokemon that I think later on gets a dragon typing, I kept thinking of the dragon turtle from the beginning of this.

  • Chris Lauderdale
    Chris Lauderdale 23 days ago +3

    "Something to calm them down."
    ...CALM them down. CALM.

  • Non Ya
    Non Ya 25 days ago

    What about the shadow people. For those in the know, they are the ultimate killer of all.

  • Gamezdude
    Gamezdude 26 days ago

    Remember kids, do drugs. They make your problems go away. -Puffin Forest 2019

    The shit he'll get for that later...oh God...

  • Wenabojo
    Wenabojo 27 days ago

    Cocaine numbs the nose and face, it's an upper so it makes some people chatterbugs because of the boost of energy it gives, a nice body high too. Did it once in a campaign while playing the book of vile darkness, so the dm thought for immersion purposes he got an 8ball and each time our characters do a line, we did one irl.. playing a pure evil campaign was interesting and fun.. espically since in that setting druids can make their own drugs I believe :B

  • Claudius Pulcher
    Claudius Pulcher 27 days ago

    I don't think cocaine calms people down... unless you use a LOT of it.

  • JR Garman
    JR Garman 29 days ago

    Don’t do drugs kids...

  • Ethan Robbins
    Ethan Robbins Month ago

    Did anyone else realized captain Morgan is a brand of scotch

  • whiterabbit75
    whiterabbit75 Month ago

    Gonna ride the dragon all the way home... or wherever you end up sober.

  • Droidix Bacon
    Droidix Bacon Month ago

    The turtle -fuckers- *FRIENDS*

  • 2ndJ3ss3 Fl0ur1t3
    2ndJ3ss3 Fl0ur1t3 Month ago

    Captain Morgan sounds OP.

  • Zanar Naryon
    Zanar Naryon Month ago

    Captain Morgan showed up in my Ghosts of Saltmarsh game as a bit of a running joke that whenever there was a ship crash, or the players needed a captain for their ship, he always showed up, high out of his mind, of course. At the end, when the players were to infiltrate the Sahuagin stronghold, the Council of War had originally hired Morgan for them, since "He has survived more ship crashes than any other captain". The players eventually got them to hire his brother, Captain Hook instead. Hook doesn't have a hook hand, he just has an unfortunate last name

  • jrsdef
    jrsdef Month ago

    Did Ben get a Time Machine or did youtube pull some BS? I watch and get notifications for every PF as it comes out but I just now saw this in my recommended

  • Casey W.
    Casey W. Month ago


  • Alex Macmillan
    Alex Macmillan Month ago

    Always trust in the cocaine!

  • xxTricky
    xxTricky Month ago

    After the video all I could think of was "Winners don't use drugs, except steroids, in which case, use LOTS of drugs!"

  • Dewani90
    Dewani90 Month ago

    "now listen god, i have a very good explanation why i cast'd sacred weapon on a stash of cocaine" (looks around for like 3 minutes) "I got nothing"

  • joey rosenbaum
    joey rosenbaum Month ago

    Cocaine blade made me lose it

  • alec christiaen
    alec christiaen Month ago

    now i want to make a "drunken fist" monk who's just a functional addict running sky high on drugs.

    • alec christiaen
      alec christiaen Month ago

      or just an illusionist who uses acid to come up with ideas for illusions

  • James baysinger
    James baysinger Month ago

    Remember kids; do drugs! It'll make your problems go away!

  • Hermann la Grange
    Hermann la Grange Month ago

    I don't know, I think the Dungeon master should not allow their players to use cocaine during their play sessions...it seems to be overpowered.

    Also, potentially illegal.

  • Ace McKnight
    Ace McKnight Month ago

    Cocaine solves everything perfect lesson