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Older Men At Public Urinals

  • Published on May 16, 2018
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    Older men sure get involved at public urinals.
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Comments • 787

  • Jizzle My Dizzle

    very nice

  • syafitra Wega
    syafitra Wega Day ago

    Enable subtittles.

  • Cedrick
    Cedrick 3 days ago

    mac demarco?

  • colloy
    colloy 4 days ago

    the most realistic part is him not washing his hands after all that

  • clueless idiot
    clueless idiot 4 days ago

    when you nut out your kidney stone while experiencing a brain hemorrhage and having a seizure and a stroke

  • Legyfix Team - Fjordin

    Go ketch up awn law n ordur

  • Dora Herndon
    Dora Herndon 12 days ago

    This is literally the funniest video on the platform to me, idk why

  • Jimmy Keffer
    Jimmy Keffer 12 days ago

    The subtitles are wack tho

  • Sir Rex
    Sir Rex 13 days ago

    A truly emotional moment.

  • Ethan Roberts
    Ethan Roberts 14 days ago

    Dat outfit is spot on

  • Smakyak Productions
    Smakyak Productions 15 days ago

    I don’t think he was peeing.

  • Totally Erect
    Totally Erect 17 days ago

    Just, just turn on the captions..

  • ラヴァンガウツシR a v a n

    pee or milk?

  • FyberOptic
    FyberOptic 24 days ago

    This happened to me yesterday and I had to come find this video again to confirm.

  • Anika Wiebe
    Anika Wiebe 25 days ago

    Watch with captions

  • Justice Perhay
    Justice Perhay 25 days ago +1

    You might wanna get that UTI checked out...

  • milk milk
    milk milk 26 days ago

    The fila shoes push this over the top

  • roadhouse699
    roadhouse699 26 days ago

    When I went to the bottom of the Grand Canyon I saw an old guy peeing with the door wide open and his hands on his hips.

  • pifs
    pifs 26 days ago

    The song shoulda been totos africa

  • Still Noob1
    Still Noob1 27 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. LOL

  • Llama Punch
    Llama Punch 29 days ago +1

    This is the funniest thing I’ve seen all day.

  • Doge Cruise
    Doge Cruise Month ago

    Copyright infringement because this is my daily thought process

  • Ben Aaron
    Ben Aaron Month ago

    The HAND!

  • An Sa
    An Sa Month ago

    this bathroom gave Gus a lot of views

  • President of Whiteistan

    How dare you violate that stall.

  • TheJustinKelsey
    TheJustinKelsey Month ago

    Filas.. the detail is exquisite

  • T h r a v i e r
    T h r a v i e r Month ago

    underrated video

  • Steven Soraastro
    Steven Soraastro Month ago +1

    Jesus Christ he didn't even wash his hands. Spot on

  • Sam Boger
    Sam Boger Month ago

    I just freaking lost it at 2:45 in the morning watching this

  • Mr Illuminati
    Mr Illuminati Month ago

    this is art

  • Jarrod West
    Jarrod West Month ago +1

    TIL I am an old man

  • J W
    J W Month ago

    this is seriously the best

  • Brett Thomassen
    Brett Thomassen Month ago


  • Penguinz 9000
    Penguinz 9000 Month ago

    You need to win the oscars

  • Morgan Franks
    Morgan Franks Month ago +1

    0:44 the *HINGES*

  • Raoul Duke
    Raoul Duke Month ago

    I'm 34 years old and can confirm that this is true... although there's usually more farting. Can't relax the pee muscles without also relaxing the fart muscles once you've hit 33 years old.

  • Meridian
    Meridian Month ago

    Thought he was passing a kidney stone for a bit there :O

  • Gilberto Gil
    Gilberto Gil Month ago

    When no nut-November is over

  • Sir TacoKnight
    Sir TacoKnight Month ago

    your best one yet

  • Drayton Magill
    Drayton Magill Month ago

    It's fucking stupid how accurate this is.

  • Bungus
    Bungus Month ago +1

    That was hilarious 😂 your videos never show up in my subscriptions. So whenever I see your channel I freak out cause I miss some videos.

  • King ppp
    King ppp Month ago

    you should have dropped a rock in the urinal when he finished

  • Captain Everything
    Captain Everything Month ago

    I never done that, Wait, Im 20! not really.

  • Rik Gold
    Rik Gold Month ago

    What is the song at beginning?

  • Cade Rodger
    Cade Rodger 2 months ago

    Me after working the second shift on a Friday night at the age of 24

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  • George Bailey
    George Bailey 2 months ago

    I almost watched this at work. I'm glad I didn't

  • Ashley Zara
    Ashley Zara 2 months ago

    I’m uncomfortable

  • Miles o Smiles
    Miles o Smiles 2 months ago +1

    Seriously TVclip? I get a notification for this 3 days after it comes out???

  • Pepp Boi
    Pepp Boi 2 months ago +2

    Always be catchin up on law and order.

  • slippymitc
    slippymitc 2 months ago

    prostatitis is not a joke gus johnson.

  • chaseincats
    chaseincats 2 months ago +1

    Gus is the next Andy Samberg. Get this man a spot on SNL i say

  • brolofozourus megarex
    brolofozourus megarex 2 months ago

    I don't understand so ok

  • Kiwis
    Kiwis 2 months ago

    Oh no, Gus! Looks like a dead pixel on your camera? D:

  • Swimcrafters
    Swimcrafters 2 months ago

    I refuse to believe this occurred...

  • Atlas
    Atlas 2 months ago

    Marry me

  • Film Writer
    Film Writer 2 months ago

    Gus this was epic AF! please do a Guy with IBS at public toilet, also more mitchell robbins or primitive tecnology.You should be making comedy movies dude, this kind of over the top comedy on everyday situacion gets me LMAO! every time! sorry for shitty english do not know how to write well in this language.

  • JW in HD
    JW in HD 2 months ago +1

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  • Mahojo Hodge
    Mahojo Hodge 2 months ago

    145 dislikes?

  • misskuni
    misskuni 2 months ago

    I've heard this is a true story.

  • JerTheBazarr
    JerTheBazarr 2 months ago

    This video was sponsored by FILA, helping older man piss since 1911.

  • Ethan Chan
    Ethan Chan 2 months ago

    When he first walked in he really reminded me of Mcjuggernuggets' dad

  • trollzzz24 _
    trollzzz24 _ 2 months ago


  • Bryson
    Bryson 2 months ago

    Gus are you okay

  • Caffeinated Nation
    Caffeinated Nation 2 months ago

    Was he trying to take a piss or having a painful orgasm? :-/

  • Jakeybabes
    Jakeybabes 2 months ago


  • collator
    collator 2 months ago

    Ignore that nightmare in the bathroom. Just another ugly refugee from the Love Generation, some doom-struck gimp who couldn't handle the pressure. My attorney has never been able to accept the notion-often espoused by reformed drug abusers and especially popular among those on probation-that you can get a lot higher without drugs than with them. And neither have I, for that matter.

  • Cory Mck
    Cory Mck 2 months ago

    Lol, you got the shoes and everything. Such dedication.

  • DiJonMusTard97
    DiJonMusTard97 2 months ago

    FAKE!! Dad's only wear Nike Monarchs

  • MacCauley Crawford
    MacCauley Crawford 2 months ago

    He got that urinal Alone.

  • Nia's Bae
    Nia's Bae 2 months ago

    Its 1am I didn't expect to be laughing this hard

  • Cartoons Of Insanity
    Cartoons Of Insanity 2 months ago

    Pretty much

  • Moedabro 22 AKA Moises Morales

    That listen to your heart song idk sounds like roxette

  • Veronica Cervantes
    Veronica Cervantes 2 months ago


  • Kyle Johnson
    Kyle Johnson 2 months ago

    The slo mo hand slap on the wall fuckin killed me

  • Jack Rivers
    Jack Rivers 2 months ago

    passing a living stone

  • Gutslinger
    Gutslinger 2 months ago

    Lol What the hell did I just find? This randomly showed up on my homepage.. This skit gave me a good laugh. Good job, man. 👍

  • Young Pup X
    Young Pup X 2 months ago

    He forgot to stand 3 feet back

  • Frankie Noe
    Frankie Noe 2 months ago +1

    hahaha.... love the background music

  • SpaceFlye
    SpaceFlye 2 months ago


  • Hunter W
    Hunter W 2 months ago

    Got me rolling and crying on the floor as usual. Another great one Gus

  • mooncher
    mooncher 2 months ago

    Bad meme Gus

  • Dominic Deluca
    Dominic Deluca 2 months ago +2

    older fellas piss like they're busting a nut

  • Eric Krause
    Eric Krause 2 months ago


  • Nadja N
    Nadja N 2 months ago

    I dont understand. Do they really behave like that?

  • Alyssa  Waite
    Alyssa Waite 2 months ago +2

    I can smell this

  • Drew Orland
    Drew Orland 2 months ago

    holy shit that's Jackie Denardo

  • Yuki _
    Yuki _ 2 months ago

    I thought he was gonna stand next to someone and try talking to him while looking down at your dick

  • Headlock123456789
    Headlock123456789 2 months ago

    That poor wall. It didn’t deserve such abuse. :’(

  • Udit Gupta
    Udit Gupta 2 months ago +1

    Filming in a bathroom?

  • DIY Ranch
    DIY Ranch 2 months ago

    tap! tap!

  • Epi Stemix
    Epi Stemix 2 months ago

    Shortly awesome but i think the outro usual song doesn't work good as an intro.

  • Kotov
    Kotov 2 months ago

    You forgot the classic "nonchalantly look around until you make eye contact with the penis next to you" even though there's a row of empty urinals ..

  • Bob BOB
    Bob BOB 2 months ago

    ok thats what men do in public toilettes... interesting ...

  • c4n4d4
    c4n4d4 2 months ago

    The FILAs made it

  • Kongo Bongo
    Kongo Bongo 2 months ago

    Lol i saw a stand up comic talk about this too. Leaning on the wall and moaning, makes you look crazy.
    Also, old people watch ncis.

  • Shortruler
    Shortruler 2 months ago

    Should not have watched this without headphones...

  • ahrdgi
    ahrdgi 2 months ago

    Scarily accurate

  • Alden
    Alden 2 months ago

    Is the sequel, Old Men Taking Showers After Yard-work?

  • Glog up my nog
    Glog up my nog 2 months ago

    Omfg as soon as guys started pissing my sprinklers turned on I'm fucking done 😂😂😂