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Older Men At Public Urinals

  • Published on May 16, 2018
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    Older men sure get involved at public urinals.
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Comments • 907

  • Travis Beck
    Travis Beck 17 hours ago

    Gotta get them kidney stones out sometime aye?

  • Kane Malone
    Kane Malone 18 hours ago

    You forgot to use the middle urinal

  • David Teo
    David Teo Day ago

    The captions really made this video

  • Madeline M
    Madeline M Day ago

    I’m so glad I don’t get this

  • Hans Moleman
    Hans Moleman 2 days ago

    i'm not an old guy but after a few back and hip surgeries i tend to hold on to the sink when i pee at home lol

  • valyri
    valyri 4 days ago

    watching this muted is one of the most horrifying things i’ve ever experienced

  • L Lawliet
    L Lawliet 4 days ago

    How do I get you alone!!

  • Anon the-third
    Anon the-third 4 days ago

    You forgot to piss all over the place

  • Molly Porter
    Molly Porter 4 days ago

    what the fuck

  • Blue Allen
    Blue Allen 5 days ago

    I'm 27 and I do this every timer

  • ROM
    ROM 5 days ago

    I accidentally clicked this video again but this time I had captions on. This was such a stroke of luck.

  • Lucas Tseh
    Lucas Tseh 6 days ago

    This is just me when I'm drunk

  • Prestons adventures
    Prestons adventures 6 days ago

    I legit saw a guy do this once, I think he was passing a stone...

  • Dope Kicks
    Dope Kicks 6 days ago +1

    Turn on captions

  • Raym T
    Raym T 7 days ago

    So goddam true

  • Dankmemeshovel
    Dankmemeshovel 8 days ago

    As a trans guy, this shit terrified me the first time i heard it

  • Sausage King of Chicago

    262 older men that have problems using public urinals disliked this video

    CRUSTYDOGTAINT 9 days ago +1

    turn on subtitles
    you’re welcome

  • MJ
    MJ 9 days ago

    I think its because they have urinary tract infections from all the STDs

  • Devil’s Advocate
    Devil’s Advocate 9 days ago

    New Balance > FILA

  • Rico Brown
    Rico Brown 10 days ago

    R kelly brought me here

  • Joseph Davila
    Joseph Davila 10 days ago

    It's so accurate that it's almost painful.

  • Kaworu Nagisa
    Kaworu Nagisa 11 days ago

    Got me with the leg lift

  • hugo goulden
    hugo goulden 13 days ago +1

    Jesus I’m only 20, I thought this was normal

  • Kamal Rasheed
    Kamal Rasheed 14 days ago

    0:36 when you got done getting a whooping
    0:38 how kids cry when they getting a whooping

    JMBAD 15 days ago +1

    This was maybe the most upsetting video I’ve ever seen

  • DarthVirc
    DarthVirc 16 days ago

    I just realized there's subtitles.... I GOTTA GO , GONNA REWATCH THE REST OF GUS VIDEOS.

  • Przemyslaw Kolodziejczyk

    He is not peeing

  • MRk0peryto
    MRk0peryto 19 days ago

    Dude it's not funny...actually it's dumny as fuck :V

  • Milk Man
    Milk Man 19 days ago +1

    This is horrible, you didn't Even have new balances on 😩

  • neil sullada
    neil sullada 19 days ago

    little boys at public urinals

  • Krivaan
    Krivaan 19 days ago

    I walked in a bathroom once and some motherfucker was just standing there moaning.

  • ChiefTJ ACE
    ChiefTJ ACE 21 day ago +1

    That fucking hand on the wall...

  • CrunchyJayman
    CrunchyJayman 21 day ago +2

    i'll find this funny for 40 years then i'll be sad

  • awhislyle
    awhislyle 21 day ago

    I've been like this since I was 18 - I can't imagine how awesome its gonna be when I'm an old man.

  • Daddy long Schlong
    Daddy long Schlong 22 days ago

    *S E X P E E I N T E N S I F I E S*

  • Silent Recon
    Silent Recon 22 days ago

    So true

  • Boi
    Boi 22 days ago

    I can tell you've been to a packer game

  • greekfire995
    greekfire995 23 days ago

    You don't understand, gus. This is the first time he was able to get more than 2 drops out in 25 years.

  • montana redneck
    montana redneck 24 days ago

    He hit em with the wall palm

  • Ryan Fitzgerald
    Ryan Fitzgerald 24 days ago

    funniest part was the law & order joke

  • Tim West
    Tim West 24 days ago +2

    I lost it at the Hand on wall part

  • Krähe '
    Krähe ' 25 days ago

    Fucking captions for this LMAO

  • Jacob Swain
    Jacob Swain 27 days ago

    Gus went full Jim Carrey on us

  • Devyx
    Devyx Month ago

    So they nut.

  • Dog Cat
    Dog Cat Month ago

    The captions

  • Meetthekiller7
    Meetthekiller7 Month ago

    shit put the captions on I'm fucking dying

  • TheY2AProblem
    TheY2AProblem Month ago

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Andrew Scott
    Andrew Scott Month ago

    Gun moans better than my girlfriend does.

  • Nuclearpigz
    Nuclearpigz Month ago

    "Why you goin to the stalls? Dont be shy, son, use the urinal. Im almost done."

  • We're loved
    We're loved Month ago

    This made me uncomfortable

  • Przemyslaw Kolodziejczyk

    When he stay on the urinal why he doesnt peeing

  • Justin2142
    Justin2142 Month ago

    Turn on the captions lol

  • joe schmoe
    joe schmoe Month ago

    Fila lol

  • kys jelly
    kys jelly Month ago

    old men palm at the wall while peeing like its the fucking prison glass between them and their loved ones and theyre on death row

  • Davis Underwood
    Davis Underwood Month ago

    i HATED this
    luv u gus

  • Riley Wilson
    Riley Wilson Month ago

    You didn't do this during January did you?

  • Kyle Broxton
    Kyle Broxton Month ago

    Burst out laughing when the urinal divider started to unhinge

  • Ps4 Trophy Guide
    Ps4 Trophy Guide 2 months ago

    Woman will never understand this joke no matter how much we explain

  • Ali
    Ali 2 months ago

    the captions LOL

  • Faizan Shamsi
    Faizan Shamsi 2 months ago +1

    The shoes omg

  • K
    K 2 months ago

    The subtitles were gold.

  • TradeDaNinja
    TradeDaNinja 2 months ago

    what did I just watch...

  • Gavan Demeurisse
    Gavan Demeurisse 2 months ago

    Why does he look like the “wait I’m a virgin” guy in this video

  • Romo Domo
    Romo Domo 2 months ago +4

    The really loud sniffing was the icing on the urinal cake

  • Neer Das
    Neer Das 2 months ago

    this is art

  • Kyle K
    Kyle K 2 months ago +1

    The fuckin FILA shoes lmao

  • Christopher Craven
    Christopher Craven 2 months ago

    I laughed so hard I gave myself hiccups in the middle of some bad indigestion.

  • Thuran
    Thuran 2 months ago

    Just want to thank gus for reintroducing me to Heart lol

  • Owen Conner
    Owen Conner 2 months ago

    you had to piss on the floor and let out some nasty sharts

  • Andulas is
    Andulas is 2 months ago


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    Alessandro Caruso 2 months ago


  • Will L
    Will L 2 months ago

    Kidney stones will do that to you

  • Neurotic Sos
    Neurotic Sos 2 months ago

    Don't let them catch you bringing a camera to the bathroom

  • Neurotic Sos
    Neurotic Sos 2 months ago

    Don't let them catch you bringing a camera to the bathroom

  • Misho Pruidze
    Misho Pruidze 2 months ago +1

    This won’t get old until I get old

  • JakkeH
    JakkeH 2 months ago

    How many times did he drop his hat

  • Cj Schneider
    Cj Schneider 2 months ago

    Fila shoes

  • Joe Hughes
    Joe Hughes 2 months ago

    What about you being the only person against the urinal and several free urinals and they just decide to stand right beside you

  • Astay 214
    Astay 214 2 months ago

    God i rememeber when i was a young boy theyd always be peeing their soul out. Then theyd always lean over and make the same stupid joke, " Hey! If ya shake it more than twice than your just playing with ya self! Hahahahah Ha ahhhhh.... anyways let me see you only shake it twice. Hurry up boy!! Yeah... thats... thats real fucking nice. I think theres more, sha.... shake it again boy. No.. not like that. Here ill do it. Oh fuck yes." Hah public bathrooms am i right ?

  • Simba, The Lion King
    Simba, The Lion King 2 months ago

    I don’t think he was taking a piss...

  • Ikonoklast
    Ikonoklast 2 months ago

    Fuck i laugh more than i should..

  • guiguiii
    guiguiii 2 months ago

    Real men wear New Balance

  • J b
    J b 2 months ago

    You should’ve known that this would get claimed gus I’m not mad I’m just disappointed

  • Mitch ZImmerman
    Mitch ZImmerman 2 months ago +1

    The Fila shoes were a great touch. I might have gone with a nice pair of pure white (or black if you're feeling spicy) New Balance or Nike Air Monarchs, but Fila is a classic.

  • Anthony Longobardo
    Anthony Longobardo 2 months ago

    guys turn on captions you will NOT regret it

  • Justin Chan
    Justin Chan 2 months ago

    Slaps wall*
    This concrete matrix has so much dried up tears of older men in it

  • John REIGN
    John REIGN 2 months ago


  • damn boi
    damn boi 2 months ago

    What the fuck gus

  • CalicoJoeJoe
    CalicoJoeJoe 2 months ago

    My mans with the FILAS

  • Daniel Romanski
    Daniel Romanski 2 months ago

    Why is this so FUNNY!!???😂😂

  • Drake Berkman
    Drake Berkman 2 months ago

    Starting to develop a picture of Gus' lingering trama

  • Lucas Erickson
    Lucas Erickson 2 months ago

    I can smell this video

  • Gabriel Idusogie
    Gabriel Idusogie 2 months ago

    The funniest part has to be the caricature of the older 40 year old man. It's spot on. Down to the new balances.

  • Average Mex
    Average Mex 3 months ago +1

    What a brave boy😢👏🏼

  • Emilee Smith
    Emilee Smith 3 months ago

    I'm uncomfortable.

  • dontbeshady411
    dontbeshady411 3 months ago

    I don't get it

  • nomadben
    nomadben 3 months ago

    You absolutely nailed that outfit Gus. Costume design gets a flawless 10/10.

  • TimeGallon
    TimeGallon 3 months ago

    The hardest part of this video:
    *walking into the men’s bathroom with a canon 70D strapped to your neck*

  • david aaronson
    david aaronson 3 months ago

    What is the intro song?