Jared's Immigration Plan Is A 'Complete Whiff'

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  • Published on May 17, 2019
  • Jared Kushner's solution for immigration is being described as a 'conversation-starter' and a 'complete whiff.' #LSSC #Colbert #Monologue
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  • BB B
    BB B Day ago

    Don't understand why he thinks he can make any comment about anything

  • Helene Piffard
    Helene Piffard 2 days ago

    POPEAS NEVER GET THEIR FACTS 👽👻👀🙉🤓✍️👽👋👽🖐️👽👐. STRAIGHT, lol vvvv PROVE IT!! 👽👎. Lool

  • Andrew Gan
    Andrew Gan 5 days ago

    4:24
    When critics said Obama was laid-back, did they mean like this?

  • Marie
    Marie 12 days ago

    It’s plain evil to not let loved ones immigrate to one’s country to be with them.

  • mehregan afshani
    mehregan afshani 13 days ago

    As an Iranian I just want everyone to know, the issues are between goverments and even if it comes to war, well we all have to protect our countries but just know nothing personal...

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 13 days ago

    Ugly man Cornholebert still butthurt over poopstain clinton loosing.

  • Stevie Anderson
    Stevie Anderson 17 days ago

    And we thought it couldn't get any worse.

  • ThyJuan C
    ThyJuan C 24 days ago

    I watch this when I am having a bad day.. lmfao 😂😂😂😂 T is a big fat joke..I can not even spell his while name.

  • kkpaine
    kkpaine 25 days ago

    Wow! Picking up that Stephen is taking edit leads from Randy Rainbow. Should have him on the show. (Tulsi not given credit for her tenacity on regime change.). Colbert on CBS strings and preserving self-promo.

  • Lamont Richie
    Lamont Richie 25 days ago

    😂

  • Marlon Mudzudzu
    Marlon Mudzudzu Month ago

    I almost pissed myself during this LMAO

  • Catherine Gold
    Catherine Gold Month ago +1

    Since when the US has a culture?

  • Chad Hurley
    Chad Hurley Month ago

    Donald Trump doesn’t put all of those dots after his comments on twitter because twitter only allows 140 characters......it’s because, like a plant, he thinks that you need time to absorb this pile of shit before you need to be fed again.

  • J Smith
    J Smith Month ago

    Jared Kushner knows how to cheat citizens out of their money that's about all period.

  • Liz Roberts
    Liz Roberts Month ago

    Dumbledore of the Desert 😂😂 Please send Bolton to the Congo and lose him.

  • Eisdax
    Eisdax Month ago

    What's the difference between the US and a yogurt? A yogurt develops some kind of culture after 200 years.

  • Andrew Thompson
    Andrew Thompson Month ago

    This is a stellar performance!

  • Chris Floyd
    Chris Floyd Month ago

    Stephen and John's chemistry is the best part of these segments

  • careaboutmychildren craig

    actually it can lower wages for dr and engineers and allow cuts to education. what makes more sense, have people come and work their way up or bring in engineers and dr to kill good jobs for our young college people.

  • Robert Poen
    Robert Poen Month ago

    Jefferson's letter to the Danbury Baptist Association led to the establishment of the wall of separation between the state and religion. Extra points if you know who the Baptist Association had accused of religious persecution.

  • Yngve Andersen
    Yngve Andersen Month ago

    im not a kiss fan anymore....

  • Ev JA A
    Ev JA A Month ago

    I am sorry. America is the laughing stock of the world, officially

  • Jodi Fangmann
    Jodi Fangmann Month ago

    Donald Trump meeting with a dictator usually ends in love though
    so it's a good idea.

  • David Edwards
    David Edwards Month ago

    I like that immigration policy.
    tRump would fail in all areas.

  • Nasser Bastanmehr
    Nasser Bastanmehr Month ago +1

    How did you get here AMERICA!

  • jd dj
    jd dj 2 months ago

    If they want to stay here they have to acquire the same lying, brainwashing, murdering, thieving, mindset as what this country was built on that now plans to take this mindset out into outer space with our space force.

  • Maraldi 57
    Maraldi 57 2 months ago +1

    Why can’t Bolton promote regime change in DC?

  • Chukka Ijoma
    Chukka Ijoma 2 months ago +1

    Someone is seriously working hard to earn Nobel peace prize by escalating and de-escalating tension all over the world.

  • Karen William
    Karen William 2 months ago

    So you mean USA has allies in Europe where you call some of their prime minister's stupid? Time will tell.

  • Jean Jackson
    Jean Jackson 2 months ago +1

    I hope not, keep your fingers crossed ! Thank you Mr President, You are such a caring man.........

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 2 months ago

    Liar liar pants on fire.

  • Kathy Vogel
    Kathy Vogel 2 months ago

    Trump has been dealing with Russia. Which is why he won’t reveal his tax returns. He owes Russia millions if not more.

  • Goodness Gracious
    Goodness Gracious 2 months ago +1

    "Dangerously Unqualified" Nailed it!

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 2 months ago

    PENTAGON CANNOT POSSIBLY TAKE ANYTHING SERIOUSLY FROM THE ASSHAT AND THIEF IN THE ULTRAWHITHOUSE. I KNOW THE CIA DON'T. #DEMOCRAT2020

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 2 months ago +1

    DESERT DUMBLEDORE 😀😃🤣💘

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 2 months ago

    RIBMANIA 😅😆

  • AnotherButt 4chair
    AnotherButt 4chair 2 months ago

    Stephen dont give Trump any ideas, he is watching.

  • Marc St.james
    Marc St.james 2 months ago +1

    Any Hitchens fan knows of Jeffersons letter referenced......

  • Joe Ramos
    Joe Ramos 2 months ago

    Are You Not Entertained!?!?! Quagmire R US! I hope NOT! Kiss Army! Professional relatives! Danbury Baptist Association Test? Dangerously Unqualified! 🤪 🎱

  • gggnumber1
    gggnumber1 2 months ago

    "Complete Whiff?" Hmmmmm. Smells like loser.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 2 months ago

    Batiste you annoying nobody STOP interjecting

  • Velma R
    Velma R 2 months ago

    Julian Rivera, low I Q, low class, and DUMB!

  • Velma R
    Velma R 2 months ago

    JulianRiviera, you just gave away your IQ....tsk tsk!

  • Hyper Sonic
    Hyper Sonic 2 months ago

    4:20 First time I've witnessed Trump act like a comedian!

  • Richard Thurmond
    Richard Thurmond 2 months ago

    Dangerously Unqulafied.

  • Wendy MacDonald
    Wendy MacDonald 2 months ago

    Ok now your talking..kid rock..I think he actually voted for f.......Trump...kid what the fuck....I love you...please do not vote for that fffff man

  • Wendy MacDonald
    Wendy MacDonald 2 months ago

    Stephen..dear Stephen".....please do not make jokes about previous wars of US...which led to other allies part of that war...some people may not find that funny...including ME

  • Tubmaster 5000
    Tubmaster 5000 2 months ago

    Not exactly comforting when the best answer the commander-in-chief can give is "I hope not".

  • robert graziano
    robert graziano 2 months ago

    Trumpig doesn't want war? Lie 1000000000000

  • Lee
    Lee 2 months ago +1

    Just return our property and we will run it properly for you.🇬🇧

  • Chris Thompson
    Chris Thompson 2 months ago

    So if they are going to allow someone in the country based on their intelligence, Rumpty and his brood are going to have to leave.

  • Conexión Francesa
    Conexión Francesa 2 months ago

    Lol 😂 he's a fn dumb ass lol I hope not 😳

  • Gerard Whittaker
    Gerard Whittaker 2 months ago

    I object to Bolton being strapped to a tank enterng iran. Try using a cruse missile

  • Angel Leigh
    Angel Leigh 2 months ago

    Interesting Jared chose this letter declaring the separation of church and state: (from the Library of Congress)
    Jefferson's Letter to the Danbury Baptists
    The Final Letter, as Sent
    To messers. Nehemiah Dodge, Ephraim Robbins, & Stephen S. Nelson, a committee of the Danbury Baptist association in the state of Connecticut.

    Gentlemen

    The affectionate sentiments of esteem and approbation which you are so good as to express towards me, on behalf of the Danbury Baptist association, give me the highest satisfaction. my duties dictate a faithful and zealous pursuit of the interests of my constituents, & in proportion as they are persuaded of my fidelity to those duties, the discharge of them becomes more and more pleasing.

    Believing with you that religion is a matter which lies solely between Man & his God, that he owes account to none other for his faith or his worship, that the legitimate powers of government reach actions only, & not opinions, I CONTEMPLATE WITH SOVEREIGN REVERENCE THAT THE ACT OF THE WHOLE AMERICAN PEOPLE WHICH DECLARED THAT THEIR lLEGISLATOR SHOULD MAKE NO LAW "RESPECTING AN ESTABLISHED RELIGION, OR PROHIBITING THE FREE EXERCISE THEREOF" THUS BUILDING A WALL OF SEPARATION BETWEEN CHURCH AND STATE. Adhering to this expression of the supreme will of the nation in behalf of the rights of conscience, I shall see with sincere satisfaction the progress of those sentiments which tend to restore to man all his natural rights, convinced he has no natural right in opposition to his social duties.

    I reciprocate your kind prayers for the protection & blessing of the common father and creator of man, and tender you for yourselves & your religious association, assurances of my high respect & esteem.

    Thomas Jefferson
    Jan. 1. 1802.

  • Alfonso Garcia
    Alfonso Garcia 2 months ago

    In minute 4:15 Stephen asks: who is to win from this argument? I think US warlordsare to win, and to win a lot by TRADING weapons. They always win.

  • Kennedy Kariuki
    Kennedy Kariuki 2 months ago

    aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!! "it keeps sayin 8, I don't understand." .... Well done Sir, i nearly peed myself

  • Luis Tolentino
    Luis Tolentino 2 months ago

    A steaming turd is what we have at the white house right now.. 🤣

  • Sheila T
    Sheila T 2 months ago

    So merit based imigration? They come over for agriculture jobs no one does here and tRumps base complains about their jobs being taken. So now they want educated people with job prospects in the US?

  • Frans van Mook
    Frans van Mook 2 months ago

    What is the interest of the USA in the Middle-East? I thought that USA has enough oil for themselfs. Is The USA the policeman of the world? When I see how the police handles difficult situations in the slums in big cities in the States, i am not very happy with that role!

  • Mike Perkins
    Mike Perkins 2 months ago

    POS POTUS, family, staff and supporters.
    The feces doesn't fall far from the anus.