Alien: Covenant (2017) KILL COUNT

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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat  Month ago +935

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    • Jack Morgan
      Jack Morgan 11 hours ago +1

      Dead Meat 0:27 they aren’t xenomorphs they’re protomorphs

    • Corey James Hill
      Corey James Hill 5 days ago

      His can cells protomorph a xenomorph

    • Corey James Hill
      Corey James Hill 5 days ago

      Iiiuj

    • Matt Simunovich
      Matt Simunovich 7 days ago

      Frogman Tempest thank you. I’m glad we both have done the research and know it was a prototype. Even David said his work isn’t complete yet and it isn’t perfect yet.

    • Frogman Tempest
      Frogman Tempest 7 days ago +1

      Dead Meat Actually that baby Zenomorphs was actually prototype don’t ask me how I know this I do a lot of research

  • joseph
    joseph 3 hours ago

    david? more like kars

  • RECTO Recto
    RECTO Recto 6 hours ago +1

    13:24 this really pisses me off because he is following his own mythology. It’s a different species

  • Rawr5649
    Rawr5649 10 hours ago

    this movie didn't have to suck but it did

  • Isaac Dibbens
    Isaac Dibbens Day ago

    The reason the Neomorph exited through Hallett's mouth is because his back was against the ground, and Neomorphs develop on the hots spinal column.

  • Happy Anarchist67
    Happy Anarchist67 Day ago +1

    Ok first off the protomorph isnt a xenomorph because he hadnt created the perfect species yet thats why david had the two facehuggers put into stasis those r the real deal. Second i love this channel lol

  • Revive Fortnite
    Revive Fortnite 2 days ago

    “All hell falling around me”
    Oh aliens? Fine. Neamorphs? Fine. The black goo killing engineers? Fine. Spouse died in fire? Fine. James complaining about the alien? FUUUUUCCCKCJJCJCJCJC SHIIITHDJDB!!?!??!?!!!(:!$(!):,!!!

  • Leeann hell yeah man
    Leeann hell yeah man 2 days ago +2

    David created the protomorph the engineers created the Xenomorph

  • click win
    click win 2 days ago

    Do doom

  • Isaac Parker Croft
    Isaac Parker Croft 2 days ago

    This is so bad the film btw
    I love this channel

  • Mudassir Amin
    Mudassir Amin 2 days ago +1

    It was a protomorph because it wasn't in the form of a chest buster and it's inner jaw wasn't square like classic xenomorph it was oval in shape

  • FireFoxx_Gaming Flores

    When they say no sign of life anywhere you can hear in the backround chriping a fidgeting which is proof of life on planet 4. these directors sure are really smart!!!!

  • Leeann hell yeah man
    Leeann hell yeah man 3 days ago +2

    It's a protomorph not a Xenomorph for whatever reason it's like a crocodile and an alligator two different species but very similar

  • Leeann hell yeah man
    Leeann hell yeah man 3 days ago +2

    The reason when the chestburster was bored it did it look like a xenomorph cuz it wasn't a Xenomorph

  • Leeann hell yeah man
    Leeann hell yeah man 3 days ago +3

    There are no Xenomorphs in this movie that is just a similar species known as the proton Morse

  • Leeann hell yeah man
    Leeann hell yeah man 3 days ago +1

    Those are human embryos there animal embryos

  • Leeann hell yeah man
    Leeann hell yeah man 3 days ago +2

    That's not a xenomorph that is a parotta Moore

  • Robloxian Airways
    Robloxian Airways 3 days ago

    4:55 Cooper: those are waves!!!!

  • TheMadAfrican1
    TheMadAfrican1 3 days ago

    Didn't think I could hate any Alien movie as much as Resurrection and 3 (they're tied for me), but goddamn these stupid God forsaken prequels proved me wrong.

  • Asterbricks - Custom Brickheadz

    Tennesse is the only ten I see in this movie.

    (No, i won't apologize for that)

  • Funko Fun HR
    Funko Fun HR 4 days ago +1

    This movie is Fricking awesome

  • BillyTheBossMan
    BillyTheBossMan 4 days ago

    You have the greatest job

  • a cats
    a cats 4 days ago

    WHY DOES EVERYONE SAY DAVID CREATED XENOMORPHS
    IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT THEY ARE A RECREATION
    -Almost no technology to create a new species
    -Sketches of classic chestburster
    -If he was trying to create perfection then why did he use facehuggers instead of spores?
    -Why are "protomorphs" superior to xenomorphs in some ways?
    -Why were the eggs in the derelict significantly older?

  • a cats
    a cats 4 days ago

    Most underrated alien film

  • Shadowstorm Vash
    Shadowstorm Vash 4 days ago

    it was a pretty....jaw dropping kill XD

  • Triacsin Avarit
    Triacsin Avarit 5 days ago

    I like how James says he understands the continuity of how the OG xenomorph, but shits on what Ripley Scott for what he was trying accomplish with his Continuity. This is the first Xenomorph to be perfected by David. Thus having to make more leading on to the first Aliens.

  • SUICIDE BOI2993
    SUICIDE BOI2993 5 days ago

    Halo 5 Guardians

  • ek ke
    ek ke 5 days ago +1

    16:10 i see a face and everyone is just ignoring it....

  • supreme brick
    supreme brick 5 days ago

    The baby xenomorph looks like an action figure

  • Ullie
    Ullie 5 days ago

    Kinda lost track of your kill counts a few months back, but now I got A L OT of content to watch! Thanks James!

  • Jennifer Davis
    Jennifer Davis 5 days ago

    9:09-9:10 that's my reaction whenever I hear his name

  • Angel Wingz
    Angel Wingz 5 days ago

    17:03 Oh I can’t join....?!

  • Cat G.A
    Cat G.A 6 days ago

    I love his commentary on the aliens’ appearances.

  • Spacemrk
    Spacemrk 6 days ago +1

    One of the best sci-fi horror films of the last few years

  • TheGamingBuffalo 1269
    TheGamingBuffalo 1269 6 days ago +2

    That xenomorph is actually a protomorph because it’s more slim

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      Protomorph is the wrong word. It implies it is a prototype of the original xenomorph when in fact it is a prototype of something david is creating based off the original xenomorph

    • Connor McClory
      Connor McClory 4 days ago

      It's a Xenomorph who hasn't eaten as well.

  • Dhiren Shanker
    Dhiren Shanker 6 days ago

    Wow is that the new masturbating lol

  • Trilja666
    Trilja666 6 days ago

    Yes David is the most effektive but It's Only because You are not doing Infinity War

  • Coran Phillips
    Coran Phillips 6 days ago

    You are super funny

  • You are a bold one
    You are a bold one 6 days ago

    Why do they keep giving us these complicated and boring prequels instead of trying to build on the universe that the first four films built? Give us another sequel. I will say covenant wasn’t terrible and I did enjoy the protomorphs.

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      Covenant built on the universe more than Aliens easily. All aliens did was ruin the fear of the xenomorph

  • Wiley Brentnell
    Wiley Brentnell 6 days ago

    4:57 ahahaahahahahh

  • Boyish The Extrordinary

    Man I wish this was s better movie. It had potential but instead of going back to that whole “alien in the space ship” situation. The effects need work and it needs more horror rather than needless xenomorph backstory

  • Light_arrow5
    Light_arrow5 7 days ago

    The fuck how did David win all you need to do is basically poke him in the throat and he’s dead HOW?!?!?

  • Kian Rodriguez
    Kian Rodriguez 7 days ago +1

    2:07 anyone get the 132 hours reference? No? ok...

  • SuperMozzman
    SuperMozzman 7 days ago

    The word Xenomorph annoys me. It was a generic term used in the second Movie to describe extra terrestrial life, yes it's a Xenomorph, so is E.T, Chewbacca and the Klingons.

  • TheDooo 22
    TheDooo 22 7 days ago

    It is a protomorph because is was the first xeno but it became the queen and only protos can do that

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      No evidence to back this up. It was david's recreation of xenomorphs
      Ridley Scott said that he doesn't like the queens so why would he add them to his films?

  • Jingelpup
    Jingelpup 8 days ago

    You could say, its a jaw dropping death.

  • Jack
    Jack 8 days ago

    13:09
    Now I expect it to sing “HALLO MY BABY HELLO MY LIFE TIME GALLL”

  • The Ser
    The Ser 8 days ago

    Smollet faked a hate crime and got away scott free.

  • BIG CHUNGUS
    BIG CHUNGUS 8 days ago

    Roses are red
    Horror movies give me chills
    Im James A. Jenisse
    Lets get to the kills

  • BIG CHUNGUS
    BIG CHUNGUS 8 days ago

    Why does this intro and backround music never get old

  • Jimbo
    Jimbo 8 days ago

    God this movie sucks.

  • Luigi Mario
    Luigi Mario 8 days ago

    is a protomorph

  • Luigi Mario
    Luigi Mario 8 days ago

    is a protomorph

  • BigGamer565 Sup
    BigGamer565 Sup 9 days ago

    I think golden chainsaw should go to the xenomorph that uses it tongue to kill that guy in the shower

  • Francisco
    Francisco 9 days ago +1

    If the point of bringing couples was to populate the colonized world then why would they bring a gay couple?...

  • Jamie Braswell
    Jamie Braswell 9 days ago

    Well, Disney owns it now and I seriously doubt that they are going to let Didley Ridley continue his plot.

  • ArtOfWaveTv
    ArtOfWaveTv 9 days ago

    Maximum Overdrive please 😥

  • gamer
    gamer 9 days ago

    That part with all the bodies looks like Helms Deep

  • Quincy Softhind
    Quincy Softhind 10 days ago

    Calm down James by Protomorph they mean first Xenomorph. It’s still the same ole alien we all know and love till it kills us with a head bite

  • Mystical-YT
    Mystical-YT 10 days ago

    Sorry dude but it isn’t a xenomorph it is canon that it’s called the protomorph. It’s because it’s a prototype xenomorph.

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      No it's not. If it was then why does david have a sketch of a classic chestburster? It is david's recreation of xenomorphs

  • Revive Fortnite
    Revive Fortnite 10 days ago

    Roughly 150 people died in the Alien series.

  • Zachary Suters
    Zachary Suters 10 days ago +3

    This is how many times he said the last person

  • Brandy Steiner
    Brandy Steiner 10 days ago

    An All Out DROIDY FIGHT!
    15:00

  • Alicia Morse
    Alicia Morse 10 days ago

    Captain Branson

  • Justin Ramos
    Justin Ramos 10 days ago

    Did anyone else eat mad when he pronounced Origae 6 wrong

  • Dankinss
    Dankinss 11 days ago

    Wasnt a sequel movie directed by Neill Blomkamp cancelled for this movie?

  • jace watkins
    jace watkins 11 days ago

    do 47 meters down please.

  • Saylos Relyks
    Saylos Relyks 11 days ago

    As a lifelong Xenomorph fan, i hate the direction this series is going, Scott is basically denouncing his own lore he created in favor of making David, another stupid android the creator of the deadliest species in the universe, so glad 20th Century Fox said no more prequels after the third film cuz i don't see any possible way he could bridge the next film to Alien, The Engineer in Alien found the Xenomorph eggs and was bringing them back to LV-422 but due to getting chest bursted crash landed on the neighboring moon of LV-426, thanks for ruining an already great franchise Ridley with your weird hard on for delusional self important androids.

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      +Saylos Relyks Surely that's the exact reason you should bother to explain?

    • Saylos Relyks
      Saylos Relyks 4 days ago

      +a cats The sketch was an easter egg reference, i don't think you know what your going on about so i'm not going bother to explain.

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      David did not create the aliens. He recreated them using Shaw's egg cells.
      How could he have the technology to create an entirely new species there?
      Why was there a sketch of a classic chestburster in his lab?

  • thatpineapple Is cool
    thatpineapple Is cool 11 days ago

    James: most scariest and effective villain on the channel
    Me: boi! What about billy and the saw series

  • poot poot
    poot poot 11 days ago

    Isn't it funny that they are nearly one hundred years ahead of us and yet they still use an m4-a1 as a weapon

  • samplayz games
    samplayz games 11 days ago

    That backburst got me good first time a saw it.

  • Zac Clifford
    Zac Clifford 11 days ago

    Shaw wasn’t actually chestbursted she was killed by David so he could use her body to experiment on to create the xenomorph
    In a blu-ray extra it looks as if David used shaws hand as a starter for the facehugger and wanted to use her womb to create a queen

  • Andrew McCall
    Andrew McCall 11 days ago

    The people that David killed is just another species that the Engineers created.

  • Juinor Smith
    Juinor Smith 11 days ago

    And you'll be left in the dust, unless I stuck by ya!

  • AQUA_ N1GHTM4R3
    AQUA_ N1GHTM4R3 11 days ago

    16:10 that mountain on the left looks like micMichael

  • sheep and stuff
    sheep and stuff 12 days ago +1

    JAMES FRANCO NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • BrBt3d
    BrBt3d 12 days ago

    Thanks for the Great Birthday present James

  • Jackie Pan
    Jackie Pan 12 days ago

    Almost Heaven, West Virginia.

  • Comm ___
    Comm ___ 12 days ago

    Rouge one: “we didn’t land on Scarif this time!” A Sta- Alien Story

  • ghost bird
    ghost bird 12 days ago

    13:02 had me

  • Fira/Watera. Da TattleTail

    Wait...there is a gay couple in this movie!? Cool!

    • Grey Bayles
      Grey Bayles 11 days ago

      Im all for inclusion, i think having gay people in movies is awesome, buuuuut the entire point was that the couples were supposed to colonize a planet so having a gay couple is kind of a plothole here.

  • Maesterful
    Maesterful 12 days ago +6

    This film made me appreciate Prometheus a whole lot more... And not in a good way

  • ERYNN
    ERYNN 12 days ago

    7:18 when you're out of cat food and your cats hungry

  • Dauntless Nicholas
    Dauntless Nicholas 12 days ago +2

    "Is this the future of masterbation?"
    No
    No james
    Bad

  • Dominic Walter
    Dominic Walter 12 days ago

    OLD. SCHOOL. MONSTER. EFFECTS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. BETTER.

  • Roy Leyva
    Roy Leyva 13 days ago

    Remember james this is a prequal these are not the fully developed xeno's yet ( I hope people dont yell at me for this comment)

    • a cats
      a cats 4 days ago

      There is evidence to suggest they are recreations but I've had to tell so many people that I can't be bothered to say it all again

  • LeonMarvel
    LeonMarvel 13 days ago

    These videos make the movie seem better somehow LOL

  • LeonMarvel
    LeonMarvel 13 days ago

    I keep hearing the planet named as 'orgy sex'

  • AlexLikesFire
    AlexLikesFire 13 days ago +2

    The things aren't Engeneers, it's a species created by them. The reason they came the the middle because they thought the Engeneers were comming to see them

  • Richard Sutton
    Richard Sutton 13 days ago

    The xenomorph isn’t really a xenomorph and it clearly grows quicker than the OG one so I can forgive the lack of chestburster

  • Mateothewolfy
    Mateothewolfy 13 days ago

    16:10
    Face

  • Shoopie Moomoo
    Shoopie Moomoo 14 days ago +1

    Those aren't engineers there a species created by the engineers you noob. Do research before you make assumptions

  • The Rap Game
    The Rap Game 14 days ago

    Do the nun

  • Babazooka boi
    Babazooka boi 14 days ago

    I've always loved this film. Yes they should've worn space suits like they did in Prometheus, yes Oram shouldn't have been a dumb ass, but the overall film is packed with atmosphere and great writing, not to mention incredible music. Love the Smollett reference btw

  • BubblezRage
    BubblezRage 14 days ago

    You should have said a jaw dropping kill

  • yj lee
    yj lee 14 days ago

    Jesus shut up and just count kills

  • Joshua Batch
    Joshua Batch 14 days ago +2

    Here's my hot take. I loved this movie, yeah it doesn't hold next to Alien or Aliens but I like to think of it almost as a standalone movie. I love the exploration of any Alien/Xenomorph lore and I really enjoyed the acting in the movie. Not perfect, but to me, it's better than Alien 3 and Resurrection. Plus it's gory, gotta love a bit of gore.

  • Y To Retry
    Y To Retry 14 days ago +2

    2:06 I freaking love that 127 hours reference!

  • DarrenWatson64
    DarrenWatson64 14 days ago

    Sheesh, do these people not think to wear helmets before they set foot on an alien planet?! Even the humans in Prometheus aren’t that stupid...for a while.