Alien: Covenant (2017) KILL COUNT

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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat  5 months ago +1301

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    • Helen Lawrence
      Helen Lawrence 2 days ago

      Dead Meat I love your videos I watch them all the time I subscribed and liked and murmured that notafacation bell hope I could meet you so much

    • Slipncobra
      Slipncobra 3 days ago

      Dead Meat stop the weird fights with ridiculous names you should have it as droid fight

    • Nova.
      Nova. Month ago


    • The All Seeing Eye
      The All Seeing Eye Month ago

      His was so lilttle dont call him a nutcracker that just makes him cute

    • The All Seeing Eye
      The All Seeing Eye Month ago

      Poor lilttle xenmorph

  • Aaron Carnes
    Aaron Carnes 12 hours ago

    This “mythology” they’ve created in these movies makes no sense and I fucking hate it. Just leave it at the original and Aliens. That’s it

  • Lee Know The Kuudere
    Lee Know The Kuudere 19 hours ago

    Why does Danny look like Shaw from Prometheus

  • Divine Benis
    Divine Benis Day ago

    your hatred for the protomorph name goes hand in hand your hatred for the chest bursters appearance. its a protomorph because its not evolved to its alien original form yet, this is like the monkey-human version of humans. its non evolved chest burster appearance is explained because of this, instead of understanding that you say "fuck that, its a xenomorph" the fuck?

  • The black kid from Norway

    Hahahaha Jessie Liar was there

  • WeAreNumberOneTWONKYDONK

    I've never seen u so passionate

  • Mathew Dewsbury
    Mathew Dewsbury 2 days ago

    13:03 This death was meant to be a chest burster death not a tiny zenomorph! That should've got the Dull machete award!

  • Chu Vang
    Chu Vang 2 days ago

    How did david live in alian

  • Te_aqYT
    Te_aqYT 2 days ago +1

    *Peaked footage: A xenomorph comes outta someone’s ass.*

  • IfeelLikeSpider
    IfeelLikeSpider 3 days ago +1

    I like the gays in this movie.
    It’s sad that they die tho :(

  • RandomYouTubeUser
    RandomYouTubeUser 3 days ago

    3:56 and faking hatecrimes :D

  • Ciyi An
    Ciyi An 3 days ago


  • Cesar M
    Cesar M 4 days ago

    Hi Lucy

  • Mae W
    Mae W 5 days ago


  • 103090
    103090 5 days ago

    i hate whoever daniel's actress is. she gives such an annoying, whiny portrayal in EVERY role she takes. just ruined the whole damn movie.

  • LtLampshade
    LtLampshade 6 days ago

    Theory: what if the only reason chest bursters come out through the chest is because they can sense additional prey and just come out to attack them. Think about it, anytime a chest burster came out they were always face to face with it's host. In this film the only reason that alien comes out of the guy's back could just be that it could sense/hear prey to the back of it.

  • Kristi Nichols
    Kristi Nichols 7 days ago

    It’s not 60 it’s 70 get the math right

  • Donnie
    Donnie 7 days ago +2

    Why is there a gay couple on a ship meant to colonize a planet?
    "How is HE gonna have grandkids?" --Dwight Schrute

    • savage dude
      savage dude 8 hours ago

      @JJ Kilhij yeah that makes sense as well.

    • Donnie
      Donnie 2 days ago

      @JJ Kilhij Probably but "gay" in that society would be phased out because of reproduction.

    • JJ Kilhij
      JJ Kilhij 2 days ago

      savage dude I think the colonizing doesnt only involves reproduction, but also “resociety-ing” if that word makes sense lol

    • savage dude
      savage dude 2 days ago

      Simple so the movie staffs wouldn't get roasted by people who say " Why there's no lgbt couple ?! Are you saying they can't be in there cause they can't make kids ?! There's plenty of straight couples there already, they will make kids just fine ".

  • Molten Freddy
    Molten Freddy 8 days ago

    Alien: Covenant (2017)
    Director: Ridley Scott
    Producers: David Giler, Walter Hill, Ridley Scott, Mark Huffam, Michael Schaefer
    Writers: John Logan, Michael Green
    Starring: Michael Fassbender, Katherine Waterston, Billy Crudup, Danny McBride, Demián Bichir, Carmen Ejogo, Jussie Smollett, Callie Hernandez, Amy Seimetz, Nathaniel Dean, Alexander England, Benjamin Rigby, Uli Latukefu, Tess Haubrich, Guy Pearce, James Franco, Noomi Rapace, Logan Marshall-Green, Lorelei King, Goran D. Kleut, Andrew Crawford
    Composer: Jed Kurzel
    Cinematographer: Dariusz Wolski
    Editor: Pietro Scalia
    Production Companies: 20th Century Fox, TSG Entertainment, Brandywine Productions, Scott Free Productions
    Distributor: 20th Century Fox
    Release Date: May 19th, 2017
    Runtime: 122 minutes
    Budget: $97-111 million
    Box Office: $240.9 million

  • Travis Hook
    Travis Hook 8 days ago +1

    Is David played by the bloke who does magneto in dark pheonix?

  • Vinny Carothers
    Vinny Carothers 8 days ago +2

    Ridley Scott just directed alien but Dan O'Bannon is the one who did who wrote the story so in a way he created a lien not Ridley Scott

  • Trevor Wolfe
    Trevor Wolfe 8 days ago

    OOF I saw this movie without knowing it was raided R

  • Jephthah San Pedro
    Jephthah San Pedro 8 days ago

    Walter got defeated by his gay, outdated self. He ain't gay so he shouldn't stay.

  • Herb Tenderson
    Herb Tenderson 9 days ago

    Those two dudes were married? How the hell are they supposed to repopulate a planet? With butt sex?

  • Luka Hunt
    Luka Hunt 10 days ago

    Favourite movie btw

  • Oliver Jarrett
    Oliver Jarrett 10 days ago

    There is a head at 16:10

  • Dank Feeds
    Dank Feeds 10 days ago

    I love the new species

  • Swanie
    Swanie 11 days ago

    No way that’s Franco

  • Blood Falls
    Blood Falls 11 days ago

    16:09 face in the mountain

  • Rodrigo Nunez
    Rodrigo Nunez 11 days ago

    I fucking love man(nohomo) but yea your kill counts are a amazing my guy keep it up

  • Opachki
    Opachki 11 days ago

    17:56 so are we just going to pretend they didnt break the original "in space, no one can hear you scream" tagline? this movie is a disappointment

  • Fractured-_- Bot
    Fractured-_- Bot 12 days ago

    15:03 at full volume you won’t

  • Agustina Jimenez
    Agustina Jimenez 13 days ago +1

    I went to go see this movie in theaters and it scared me so badly that I cried. It was far too gory for me lmao ( most of the kills were jumpscares and the sounds were also way too loud in the theater) the first watching totally caught my off guard.

  • BattleFroad
    BattleFroad 13 days ago

    So predators a thing In this universe or no?

    • Edwin Camacho
      Edwin Camacho 11 days ago

      I heard somewhere that the 👽 vs predator movies aren't canon

    METTY SAMA 13 days ago

    Example: deacon was from that starfish alien thing into the engineer, the neomorphs comes from the chemical weapons the engineers made and the xenomorphs come from the face huggers

    METTY SAMA 13 days ago

    Deacons, neomorphs, and xenomorphs are all the same in a way but depending on how they are presented into the host effect the species that comes out

  • Kara Zor-El.
    Kara Zor-El. 13 days ago +1

    Only thing that pissed me off about this movie, is how they killed off Shaw. I loved her in the Prometheus. And this movie was so much better than The Predator 2018, my gosh.

  • Blue Bowser
    Blue Bowser 13 days ago +1

    *I love your videos man keep up the good work*

  • Snoogles Numero Dos
    Snoogles Numero Dos 13 days ago

    I really like that shirt.

  • Ben Sebastian
    Ben Sebastian 13 days ago

    Whats the point of having a gay couple to "colonize" a new planet with? They dont procreate!

  • Kait P.
    Kait P. 13 days ago

    ok, but seriously how did it take 10 years for david's dyed hair to barely grow out some roots, the true continuity issue of this movie.

  • Comet Demon Wolf
    Comet Demon Wolf 13 days ago

    This makes the timeline weird

  • Comet Demon Wolf
    Comet Demon Wolf 13 days ago +1

    Neomorph Looks like if scp 096 made a Baby with a xenomorph

  • Tina Lacy
    Tina Lacy 14 days ago +1

    Humans before aliens shows up 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♀️
    Humans after aliens shows up☠

  • Nerd Neck
    Nerd Neck 14 days ago

    15:49 is fucking funny lmaoooo

  • Taco
    Taco 14 days ago

    2:02 I get that reference.

  • Moifi kea
    Moifi kea 14 days ago +1

    See, ALWAYS wear a helmet

  • Hitler's lost testicle

    **full smile**
    ''is this the future of masturbation?''

  • Axel Nunn
    Axel Nunn 14 days ago

    Where’s off go to see Mum🌺 or do you normals

  • Axel Nunn
    Axel Nunn 14 days ago

    That David guy with no drop ball black do well little rap from you never ever shut up dumb glue doesn’t matter what the hell is you I I I don’t like you I I I want to be your poo hi hi hi I I I I what kills right now it is a doctor I will kill you right now eating like you count as a cute cat is cute cat is a cat count

  • Mindless_420
    Mindless_420 14 days ago

    Love the Jussie burn

  • lenos constanti
    lenos constanti 15 days ago +1

    15.25. I can hear it all day.

  • Herman Asaadi
    Herman Asaadi 15 days ago +1

    Ok love your vid is the best

  • lord spartan
    lord spartan 15 days ago +1

    Imagine if a chest burster went to dairy and went into it

  • Tïńÿ Tøffÿ
    Tïńÿ Tøffÿ 15 days ago +2

    How to watch movies without paying
    The kill count

  • F15H_ M3ME
    F15H_ M3ME 15 days ago


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    Giancarlo Giraldo 15 days ago


    CUPID 15 days ago +1

    13:24 kinda reminds me of the small version of groot somehow lmao

  • Izy Cananua
    Izy Cananua 15 days ago +3

    So the dead residents are from Prometheus?
    There's like a few thousand
    More than final destination airplane

    EXCALIBUR 15 days ago

    *I ‘ l l d o t h e f i n g e r i n g*