Cooking Food With Fireworks

  • Published on Jul 4, 2017
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Comments • 696

  • Jade Lei
    Jade Lei Day ago


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  • Jade Lei
    Jade Lei Day ago

    This some harry potter shit

    *Avada cacooka*

  • Jade Lei
    Jade Lei Day ago

    good idea!


  • Dana P
    Dana P Day ago

    your beard choice really matches the american theme of this video

  • Toby Loveridge
    Toby Loveridge Day ago

    This new harry potter movie looks great

  • CrustyChris
    CrustyChris 2 days ago

    7th being the 4th

  • Andrew S
    Andrew S 2 days ago


  • lucero jazmin
    lucero jazmin 3 days ago

    This is the most Midwest video ive ever seen

  • Benjamin Strong
    Benjamin Strong 3 days ago

    “And the fourth being the seventh”

  • unamed watcher
    unamed watcher 5 days ago

    Boys will be boys

  • unamed watcher
    unamed watcher 5 days ago

    Oh Louis C.K is back

  • Nick Cellucci
    Nick Cellucci 5 days ago

    God bless America

  • Ryan Mercil
    Ryan Mercil 7 days ago

    Welcome to Wisconsin

  • Mooutdaway
    Mooutdaway 10 days ago

    So this is the life in bumble-fuck america us city slickers dont see

  • D-6
    D-6 10 days ago

    I swear to God Gus' laughter at the hotdogs burning is exactly the same laugh Jack Niklson uses for his role as the joker.

  • Ellie Lancaster
    Ellie Lancaster 10 days ago

    you know someone is from the midwest when they have a can of our family brand beans

  • Robin Warren
    Robin Warren 11 days ago

    6:48 Top ten bitch slaps of all time

  • CK
    CK 11 days ago

    *Gus Jerhnson: A Real American*

  • Lauren Apostolakis
    Lauren Apostolakis 11 days ago

    So he's either from texas or florida

    • Lauren Apostolakis
      Lauren Apostolakis 10 days ago

      +Nate I know there are other states, I'm just poking fun at Texans and Floridians since I am a Texan and have lots of family that lives in Florida and this is totally something we would do.

    • Nate
      Nate 10 days ago

      Lauren Apostolakis very presumptuous of you to say that. There are other states horse lady.

  • CrazedSymptoms
    CrazedSymptoms 11 days ago


  • SophieOnTheInternet
    SophieOnTheInternet 13 days ago

    "I got hot bean on me!"

  • Anon the-third
    Anon the-third 14 days ago

    5:08: Wingadium levi-NO-STOP

  • Hailey C
    Hailey C 14 days ago

    Just dudes being bros

  • Sean
    Sean 15 days ago

    Damn I’m really feeling the beard Gus

  • Ayyoli
    Ayyoli 16 days ago

    6:43 perfect re-enactment

  • Grand Hatred
    Grand Hatred 16 days ago

    I really need a home in small town

  • Grand Hatred
    Grand Hatred 16 days ago

    You can cook everything with something that generate heat

  • Maddie
    Maddie 17 days ago

    god damnit gus you and your stupid ass videos are the funniest I've maybe ever.

  • La - a
    La - a 17 days ago


  • CoffeeGuy19
    CoffeeGuy19 17 days ago

    It’s a miracle that Gus hasn’t died yet

    SLIT MY WRIST 18 days ago

    "holding hot dogs and sparklers near groin and giggiling"

  • brangdang
    brangdang 18 days ago

    remind me to watch this whenever i'm sad Gus' laugh is magnificent.

  • Tushar Kapoor
    Tushar Kapoor 18 days ago

    I’m deeply disturbed by the fact that Gus is wearing slippers with socks.

  • Ol xMug
    Ol xMug 19 days ago

    The hitmarker sound is literally a Roman candle shooting beans. TIL

  • Undefeated emo GOD Version 2

    Americans: Why do all the other countries hate us?
    Americans: Do this shit
    HmMmMmMm I w0ndEr

    don't get me wrong this shit is quality content lmao.

  • madison mcknight
    madison mcknight 20 days ago

    I wheezed like a middle age woman when the 4 sparklers actually started burning through the hawdaw.

  • Nathan Schiltz
    Nathan Schiltz 20 days ago

    I got hot bean on me!

  • Luke Kline
    Luke Kline 21 day ago

    Making a pizza with antimatter

  • hoodedmexican
    hoodedmexican 22 days ago

    There is something so *primal* about watching those hotdogs and buns toast with fireworks let me tell you I have never laughed so hard

  • J. P
    J. P 22 days ago

    Primitive Cavemen discover fire ; colourized

  • Kat Jump
    Kat Jump 22 days ago

    How are you not dead

  • bh5496
    bh5496 24 days ago

    "What white nonsense is this?"

  • Septimus 77
    Septimus 77 25 days ago +1

    Gus looks like a midwestern Obiwan Kenobi.

  • Antelope
    Antelope 27 days ago

    6:43 O__O

  • Dayib Baba
    Dayib Baba 27 days ago

    Didnt know gus was such a pussy

  • Sporty eight
    Sporty eight 28 days ago

    White people, I'm alright?

  • Joshua Tufvesson
    Joshua Tufvesson 29 days ago

    Okay, i wasn't going to comment, but this is just so aggressively american that i can't physically help myself. I feel the patriotism from across the ocean.

  • Shiiva Inu
    Shiiva Inu Month ago

    Boy, you make me miss summers in Ohio. Now I'm lost in hipsterland, Oregon with hardly one single corn in sight!

  • Smexy Eggs
    Smexy Eggs Month ago

    Wat about da crayons

  • Christa Berit
    Christa Berit Month ago +6

    Every farm in the Midwest looks just like this.

  • Jack Soda
    Jack Soda Month ago

    i think think this is one of your funniest videos i love it

  • Megan H
    Megan H Month ago

    why is this the funniest video iver ever watched

  • robert hardy
    robert hardy Month ago +1

    I want some food poisoning

  • Grant Flick
    Grant Flick Month ago +1

    These colors don’t run

  • Jessica
    Jessica Month ago

    this remains one of my favorite videos...for some reason...

  • Big Geiy
    Big Geiy Month ago +2

    The whole meal taste like gunpowder

  • aitanasdiary
    aitanasdiary Month ago

    10/10 grape woman impression

  • Samuel Lefler
    Samuel Lefler 2 months ago +1

    How to basic?

  • Grizzly Garage
    Grizzly Garage 2 months ago +1

    Holy shit this is so funny. Haven't laughed this hard in awhile

  • Emma Teggatz
    Emma Teggatz 2 months ago +1

    for how much gus makes fun of other people for doing stupid shit, he sure does do a lot of stupid shit himself.

  • Archie Moss
    Archie Moss 2 months ago

    Put on subtitles that aren’t auto generated

  • Archie Moss
    Archie Moss 2 months ago

    2:57 D’oh!

  • Josh Holfelder
    Josh Holfelder 2 months ago +1

    This is fucking gold

  • Max McCormick
    Max McCormick 2 months ago

    the hot dog contained the hot gases so that they could ignite the rest of the sparklers, just like classic black powder rockets

  • Luke Summers
    Luke Summers 2 months ago

    Gus legit looks like a prepubescent Leon Lush in this video😂

  • Deplorable Minecrafter
    Deplorable Minecrafter 2 months ago +1

    If it had more guns it would be a perfect example of the Midwest.

  • Legbone Jones
    Legbone Jones 2 months ago

    Merkin pride worldwide

  • El Americano
    El Americano 2 months ago

    i love how no matter what age you are, fireworks will always turn everyone into a lil kid and a giggly scared bitch immediately. i know i did and all i did was watch the video

  • xXxbootylicker173xXx#0506 on discord

    I wish goatee Gus was all Gus because it’s funny when he’s with them cause he looks like their dads

  • Henry Parkman
    Henry Parkman 2 months ago


  • Thorn
    Thorn 2 months ago

    HAHAHAHAHAHA Hilarious

  • Polkatown
    Polkatown 2 months ago +1

    In what other country can you have this much fun?

    • cubenerf
      cubenerf 2 months ago

      No other country. This is what makes America great.

  • Defective Critic Official

    Is that incense burning at the end? Lol.

  • evilkingstanley
    evilkingstanley 2 months ago +1

    The major benefit of living in the country is that you can do dumb shit like this and nobody cares

  • Esmee de Boer
    Esmee de Boer 2 months ago +1

    Gus is having the time of his life

    • cubenerf
      cubenerf 2 months ago +1

      Yeah I've never seen him happier than this.

  • butterboy 22
    butterboy 22 2 months ago

    Currently watching this for the third time and I still die laughing, thank you Gus

  • Yo Soy
    Yo Soy 2 months ago

    And yet everyone asks why the more powerful fireworks require a license. We don't wanna kill gus by giving him legal access!!!

  • Beerwoman!
    Beerwoman! 2 months ago +1

    "we're lighting it at a distance cause we're not idiots" hmmmmmm

  • Alec Petsche
    Alec Petsche 2 months ago

    Gus Johnson cooks his fingers off

  • Will Baker
    Will Baker 2 months ago

    that was so amazing

  • Viper ۰
    Viper ۰ 2 months ago

    6:49 😂😂😂

  • Boone
    Boone 2 months ago

    You look good with facial hair man, try growing your beard out

  • Lukas C. Kovanda
    Lukas C. Kovanda 2 months ago +1

    I’m recreating this video shot for shot

  • Derryl WhyYouBully.mp3
    Derryl WhyYouBully.mp3 2 months ago

    im almost dying because of the panic

  • XskiXedgeX
    XskiXedgeX 2 months ago

    3:13 Nice breadmuffs, my dude.

  • ni\\a
    ni\\a 2 months ago

    Hey, that's pretty good!

  • Jasey Rae
    Jasey Rae 2 months ago

    05:10 Harry Potters first spell casting.

  • despite what you’ve heard

    Electrical tape together a whole pack of sparkles with one sticking out as a fuse. Light and, stick it in a mailbox or something and stand back.

  • michał botor
    michał botor 2 months ago

    you guys just don't like your limbs too much. do ya? ;)

  • MadiCat247
    MadiCat247 2 months ago

    "here ill do it"
    *almost loses finger*

  • Alvin and the trash rats

    This is his most funny video ever I fucking pissed my self

  • Whin Corbin
    Whin Corbin 2 months ago

    Ok mountain man

    That friggen beard is beast lol

  • J a v i e r
    J a v i e r 2 months ago

    lol i was waiting for the grass to set alight
    merry christmas

  • B
    B 2 months ago

    The frame rate in this video touched my gooch

  • Evan Bozek
    Evan Bozek 2 months ago


  • spicy boi
    spicy boi 2 months ago +1


  • Quackin Panda
    Quackin Panda 3 months ago

    Should've done kernels

  • Angel Salgado
    Angel Salgado 3 months ago

    Pop corn came out a little rare there

  • P3dotme
    P3dotme 3 months ago

    Wow, this was dumb

  • Oldsmokey
    Oldsmokey 3 months ago

    You need the metal sparklers for the dogs.