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  • I’m Anidiot123
    I’m Anidiot123 10 hours ago

    aaaaaa ai LMAO

  • {bear }
    {bear } 11 hours ago

    In stead of saying I ordered this a year ago you could say I ordered this last year finally u came

  • raeley antonio
    raeley antonio 14 hours ago +1

    Petition for minion memes to go extinct
    Comment to sign the petition

  • Adora Bat
    Adora Bat Day ago

    If women were all right i woman get out of court by saying "Im innocent"

  • lea !
    lea ! Day ago

    7:24 nah man i hid in the closet for most of my childhood

  • The Whoppeloser
    The Whoppeloser Day ago

    Not funny
    Didn't laugh

  • Akmal Johar
    Akmal Johar Day ago

    Do you know what is not funny?



    You

  • Soviet Russian Doggo

    The first is wrong. A year ago as in 365 days ago. It’s “I ordered this last year!” And don’t woooosh me i know it’s a bad joke

  • Dylan Wicklund
    Dylan Wicklund 2 days ago

    Snoop dog cane out with hotdogs at one time and underwear he called snoop in your poop

  • Budugu Vegunta
    Budugu Vegunta 2 days ago

    who else died after the gas money joke?

  • Raimboombox
    Raimboombox 2 days ago

    7:14 But Gio... I liked that meme...

  • Raimboombox
    Raimboombox 2 days ago

    6:13 Gio... that's a joke against the french accent...

  • AznGuy Jr.
    AznGuy Jr. 3 days ago

    2:06 omg giofilm is gonna get wooshed

  • THE_CHA_BOY
    THE_CHA_BOY 3 days ago

    I honestly laughed an 6:10

  • Nana & Malik
    Nana & Malik 3 days ago

    The joke in the thumpnail i have it on a shirt but without the minion

  • aurriae
    aurriae 3 days ago

    did u know 100% of people who read this end up *_d_* *y* _i_ *_n_* *g*

  • SelcouthVortex
    SelcouthVortex 3 days ago

    No U

  • Amazing Havlect / ABFDie

    I am (put young age) and I have a girlfriend named Food. If I don’t have her, then that I die!
    Edit:Please like if you get the joke!
    Please...
    My grandmother is dead...

  • Faith Mckay
    Faith Mckay 3 days ago +1

    Father
    Rap
    Is
    Ever
    Stupid

  • TheDinosaurKing 777
    TheDinosaurKing 777 4 days ago

    1 like = meaningless waste of 4 seconds of your life.

  • Kitten Plaz
    Kitten Plaz 5 days ago

    Oh my god I’m here when there are 979,999 views

  • gatinho fofo
    gatinho fofo 5 days ago

    Exercise?I thought you said




    B L Y A T

  • Oof Oof
    Oof Oof 6 days ago

    Once my mom showed me and my brother a picture of a minion cake and started laughing
    *_so the legend is true_*

  • BotBox Bot
    BotBox Bot 6 days ago

    If any girl thinks she can barge into her wedding late with chicken nuggets and expect a husband she should rethink her life choices

  • I Am Noone
    I Am Noone 6 days ago

    7:10 tbh...I have done all those things 😅😅

  • ShadowBat568
    ShadowBat568 6 days ago +4

    Girl: I’m sparaticus!
    Everyone else at the Starbucks:..the hell..

    • ShadowBat568
      ShadowBat568 4 days ago

      She sprinkled the white powder in her cup.She said “why you makeup at night 😂😂😂”

    • luke atkinson
      luke atkinson 4 days ago

      @ShadowBat568 I feel like the meth head outside the starbucks would be like "Glad I ain't her. She seems crazy."

    • ShadowBat568
      ShadowBat568 4 days ago

      Cocaine

    • luke atkinson
      luke atkinson 6 days ago

      They just look at her like: "Bitch, what the hell's in your coffee."

  • FinleyTheBetta
    FinleyTheBetta 7 days ago

    O N L Y T R U E G A M E R

  • Red_ Panda
    Red_ Panda 7 days ago

    7:41
    It's so cringey that it came up in 2 episodes of r/comedycemetery

  • Ian Masters
    Ian Masters 7 days ago

    Jumping on bed as a trampoline, I got my first bed a couple months ago, I'm flipping 12, I would say fu**ing buuut eh, I'll leave you with this instead.......DANNY DECHEETO BIATCH

  • Ceemoji The emoji
    Ceemoji The emoji 7 days ago +1

    not gna lie you made 5:12 funny

  • nathanael schraeder
    nathanael schraeder 7 days ago

    the gas money was lowkey funny

  • Nicholas Grigoryev
    Nicholas Grigoryev 7 days ago

    Exercise? I thought you said


    WORLDWIDE GENOCIDE

  • grahmsey
    grahmsey 8 days ago +3

    Steve Jobs says what Apple product can you buy with all of your money Catholic Church says your whole entire company

  • Raft Mince
    Raft Mince 8 days ago +1

    Lets all be carrots

  • Marius Herscu Stern
    Marius Herscu Stern 8 days ago +1

    I feel the cancer crawling up my back

  • Daryl The Epic Beast
    Daryl The Epic Beast 8 days ago +1

    The thumbnail kinda sounds like it would be a pun Justin from LankyBox would say.
    Here is a link to their channel:
    tvclip.biz/user/LankyBox

  • Gelo Villanueva
    Gelo Villanueva 8 days ago +1

    If snoop dog we ll look nice will he get called hot dog

  • bjtgaming
    bjtgaming 8 days ago +4

    5:10 I've got no clue why Todd said that but don't go too hard on Todd alright

  • Alexandra Dordzhieva
    Alexandra Dordzhieva 9 days ago +2

    5:33
    gotta say, that's pretty funny.

  • Alexandra Dordzhieva
    Alexandra Dordzhieva 9 days ago +2

    3:06
    r/thathappened

  • Alexandra Dordzhieva
    Alexandra Dordzhieva 9 days ago +2

    1:28
    What if you don't have any friends?
    Then what do you do?
    Send it to yourself?

  • enzozerofive
    enzozerofive 9 days ago +1

    is it wrong for me to laugh at these jokes

  • Retro Sonic Gameplay Videos

    damn bill gates

  • Wulf_Zero
    Wulf_Zero 9 days ago +1

    4:54 bad grammar users write on mobile st00pid, otherwise they're fluent in any language

  • GamingNerd 1019
    GamingNerd 1019 9 days ago +3

    Technically the first one is incorrect. If you say "I ordered it a year ago" that would mean that you ordered it on January 1st of the previous year. A better thing to say would be "I ordered it last year"
    Then it would be correct. Yes I know. This is unnecessary and I'm just a 12 year old. I'm not sorry.

  • Lazy Shrimp
    Lazy Shrimp 10 days ago +1

    If you died in 1644 my dad died in 1783bc

  • Rhaea Soul
    Rhaea Soul 10 days ago +1

    I honestly can't tell which of these posts are purpously unfunny and which are just pure unfunny.

  • Beensbear
    Beensbear 10 days ago +2

    5:10 Actually I kinda like this one.

  • Orlando Talosig
    Orlando Talosig 10 days ago +1

    When you go to gym cl
    ass my friend say
    Ineed to go exorcysum

  • Ben's Zoo
    Ben's Zoo 10 days ago +4

    C A R S A D

  • Malena Gallardo
    Malena Gallardo 11 days ago +2

    5:10

  • Szymon B.
    Szymon B. 11 days ago +1

    Americans:Communism is awesome and I love it.
    Countries which survived communism with eternal pain and suffering:Are we joke for you?

  • XxIce And SnowxX
    XxIce And SnowxX 11 days ago +1

    I'm a leftie thank you very much

  • LilCinnamonRoll
    LilCinnamonRoll 12 days ago +1

    Is it ok if I laughed at some (most) of them?

  • jonhy kondi
    jonhy kondi 12 days ago +2

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  • vghbbhyfj v5hrvytfju6tgj
    vghbbhyfj v5hrvytfju6tgj 12 days ago +1

    Huh huh huh huh SPINCH

  • NPM826
    NPM826 12 days ago +1

    Dinosaurs are alive prove me wrong

  • HENRY QUINTERO
    HENRY QUINTERO 12 days ago +2

    Excercise? I thought you meant



    DEPRESSION 😛😄😄

  • ZAP ANIMATIONS
    ZAP ANIMATIONS 13 days ago

    2:19 was actually funny in my opinion

  • Nicks animations
    Nicks animations 13 days ago

    I only laughed at the end of the video

  • LalaGamer TheBest
    LalaGamer TheBest 13 days ago

    I laughed so hard because it's so bad

  • k l o p p s
    k l o p p s 13 days ago

    1:41 no leave my boy andrás alone

  • wadduck67
    wadduck67 14 days ago +1

    Knock knock
    *who’s there?*
    Me
    *me who?*

    Its me,Steve;
    I’ve been out here for a month now

  • BlackHeart34
    BlackHeart34 15 days ago

    2:45 that girl will most likely be bex from gacha life

  • Marie Principe
    Marie Principe 15 days ago

    2:20 not gonna lie I chuckled a bit

  • Pengu Game
    Pengu Game 15 days ago

    *_i am spartacus_*

  • GOOFY GOOBER ROCK
    GOOFY GOOBER ROCK 15 days ago

    I get second hand cringe reading this

  • Djalma Dias
    Djalma Dias 15 days ago +3

    Fun fact: Spartacus didn't have to pay for his order and everyone clapped

  • Shulk is trash in smash bros ultimate lol

    ha ha, so funny




    *actually, not it's not*

  • Daniyal Kazi
    Daniyal Kazi 16 days ago +2

    3:36 I just hate this one so much it the worst as it's not even funny and more than 100% annoying 😡😡😡 whoever made this, just what were you thinking?

  • Antonio D'adderio
    Antonio D'adderio 16 days ago

    RAGE COMICS IS GONE IN 2018 NOW IT'S 2019 ITS STILL GONE WHY GIOFILMS WHY

  • Gamer Animator
    Gamer Animator 17 days ago

    Actually encore is pronounced "on-core"

  • Epic Ios gamer
    Epic Ios gamer 17 days ago

    🙄 wait why is it smmilling

  • Paper_bro 8760
    Paper_bro 8760 18 days ago

    Me: what are going to get your dad for Christmas?
    Friend: exercise
    Me: what?
    Friend: extra fries
    Me: oh
    Friend: with some exercise

  • Jasna Yasmin
    Jasna Yasmin 18 days ago

    1:57 me:haha nice one....... _BILL GATES_ ?????
    -never thot he would be da 1 2 say dat-

  • Devany Brown
    Devany Brown 18 days ago

    5:35 true


    You know when people text lol, but they're not even smirking? LOL IS SUPPOSED TO MEAN LAUGH IT LOUD!!!! it just drives me crazy sometimes.

  • Khai Russell
    Khai Russell 18 days ago

    More pls

  • Carter Joe
    Carter Joe 18 days ago

    7:50 this 9 year old has better grammer than anyone on this subreddit

  • Max Gaming
    Max Gaming 18 days ago

    I laughed on some of the jokes

  • I have a bad nAme Why
    I have a bad nAme Why 18 days ago

    On the “100% of people who drinks water dies” you got wooshed

  • Mary Chappell
    Mary Chappell 19 days ago

    I liked the office joke...

  • Chris
    Chris 19 days ago

    i sent this to a random person on discord

  • My Leg!
    My Leg! 19 days ago

    7:25
    But the cupboard

  • Victoria Graham
    Victoria Graham 19 days ago +1

    5:29 that’s nice also my friend saw this vid and told me to put this so yeah

    My friend:I’m going to commit suicide

  • Kina Gacha_Playz
    Kina Gacha_Playz 20 days ago

    7:40 that should be on r/youngpeopleyoutube

  • Jayden Ellery
    Jayden Ellery 20 days ago

    That Friend: I'd tell y'all a joke about chemistry but I think I won't get a reaction.
    Me overhearing the joke: *dies*

  • Some random yt Guy
    Some random yt Guy 20 days ago

    You should call it comedy heaven if there is a bunch of jokes more of something it's more like heaven

  • fun video maker
    fun video maker 20 days ago

    7:26 I have done all those things

  • Neon Clan
    Neon Clan 20 days ago

    When u explain the joke then it's a bad joke

  • What am I Guy
    What am I Guy 21 day ago

    For the love of god kill me and kill all the minions

  • Potatoe Thingie
    Potatoe Thingie 21 day ago

    I bet at least one person clicks this thinking its a meme compilation

  • Xavier Estrada
    Xavier Estrada 21 day ago

    7:45 did my mans geofilms try to fool us he put the same thing in the second episode.

  • Kalthom Ahmed
    Kalthom Ahmed 21 day ago

    Exercise? ??
    I thought you said
    *exorcise this minion*

  • missmahon 1819
    missmahon 1819 21 day ago

    👫👬👭👪👫💑💏

  • FL1XZ
    FL1XZ 21 day ago

    Exercise?
    I thought you said

    *”MASS GENOCIDE”*

  • Ashley Beacham
    Ashley Beacham 21 day ago

    7:10 yes.. I have done that all and more

  • Ponyboy Curtis
    Ponyboy Curtis 22 days ago

    Actually with the April fools thing April fools apparently was actually the original New Years before we got whatever calendar system we have

  • Dynamic Destructo
    Dynamic Destructo 22 days ago

    4:14
    So according to my calculations...
    525,600 minutes in a year
    /9=58,400
    /365=160
    /24=7
    That’s seven pints a day
    That’s roughly 3 litres a day
    _3 litres_
    375 years ago was when he died
    And 3*375=1125 litres
    _thats litres a day_
    He would have died from alcohol poisoning after 10 litres
    Therefore this is not true and can never be true.

    _i rest my case_
    Edit: so actually it’s 3*24=72
    72*365=8,760
    8,760*375=3,285,000
    That’s every year
    _3 and a motherfucking quarter million per year_


    Once again I rest my case
    Edit2: please correct me if I’m wrong

  • Slowpoke Is Best Hentai

    How to make a -funny- joke
    - horrible grammar
    - memes
    - minions