Monologue: Barr Fight | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • Published on Apr 13, 2019
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  • jen gulizio
    jen gulizio 24 days ago

    TRUMP SHOULD GO AWAY JUST LIKE HE IS MAKING OUR LAWS DISAPPEAR 1 AT A FUCKINGTIME!!!

  • Lori Babich
    Lori Babich Month ago

    You can have em all, we are keeping Trump. ...lol

  • Ruth A Graham Brockett

    My, My, My Told you all AMERICA I said back in 2016,"DO NOT WAKE THAT DEMON FROM THE DAYS OF YESTERDAYS GONE PASS. FOR YOU WILL NOT BE ABLE TO PUT HIM BACK SO EASILY. NOW LOOK AND SEE HOW HE IS GETTING STRKNGER BY THE HOURS.TRUMP HAS GOTTEN YOU AMERICA TO BE AFRAID AND BLAME THE PEOPLE OF COLOR FOR ALL YOUR TROUBLES AND GIVING YOU A SHINY OBJECT TO HATE AND FOR YOU TO BE DISTRACTED FROM THE REAL TRUTH ITS HIM AND WALL STREET. IN DOING THAT HE HAD YOU AMERICA TO RELEASE YOUR HATRED OF UPON THE PEOPLE OF COLOR SO THAT YOU WON'T BLAME HIM AND SEE THE TRUTH. AND TO WAKE THIS DEMON OF RACISM. I TOLD YOU AMERICA NOW IT HAS AWAEN FATHER WHO ART IN HEAVEN CREATOR OF ALL THE UNIVERSE PROTECT US FROM HARM FOR THIS IS GOING TO BE 7 TIMES WORST THAN THE LAST FOR THIS GENERATION DON'T KNOW WHAT IS COMING OUR WAYI PRAY IN JESUS NAME AMEN, AMEN, AMEN

  • Daniel Ramirez
    Daniel Ramirez Month ago

    Bill's timing! Impeccable..

  • Agboola Daniel
    Agboola Daniel Month ago

    Please do not outlaw beastiality in Kentucky, it will offend the followers of McConnell the king of the beast.

  • Peggy Trawick
    Peggy Trawick Month ago

    Trump is in love with Kim Jong-Un, who kills his relatives with a cannon ball.

  • Fooks Lee Ho
    Fooks Lee Ho 2 months ago

    The presidents disclosure of his taxes is not a law was never a law

  • fastermx
    fastermx 3 months ago

    Can ANYONE think of a worse time for a gay person to run for president? Even as a Dem? Homophobia is NOT limited to the Rs. It's everywhere. Pete may have wonderful ideas, even great qualifications, but he would be a "for-sure-loser." It's not his fault, but he's not being realistic to even hope to win. Moreover, most Americans never even heard of him till a few months ago. Why is he running? Hearing his views, he sounds great. But that's not enough. Not in America today. Biden would be good, too, and he is loved by many. But he doesn't have the kind of GRIT it will take to beat the fascists. Not even a woman, or a person of color will have a chance in 2020. Later, sure, but not in an election where we can't afford to lose even ONE VOTE. My choice would be Al Franken, but he's not running. He should, because he really COULD WIN. The Rs were afraid of him, just as a Senator. Which proves that he'd be equal to anything they can throw at him.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago

      think maybe he might end up in a cabinet position?

  • Object
    Object 3 months ago

    ;'Trump tax returns' are the same as 'Obamas birth certificate'

  • Jah Senor
    Jah Senor 3 months ago

    Bill Maher you're obsolete. You actually stuck with the dems through all of their lies that have been exposed. YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. I'M black and I will never vote democratic again. Trump 2020. BUILD THE DAMN WALL.

  • Become a Web Designer and Developer

    There likely was spying in fact.

  • psycleen
    psycleen 3 months ago

    dalio behind barrs

  • Terri Pickens
    Terri Pickens 3 months ago

    I surrender take me to your leader Bill Maher for President, Sir Stewart Veep...

  • DeathToTheLeft DieDieDie

    Bill Barr was awesome.
    Trump is innocent.
    All leftist scum owe our president an apology.
    Fuck you too bill..

  • Marlon Mudzudzu
    Marlon Mudzudzu 3 months ago

    Hide your animals. Terry from Kentucky is feeling a little randy LOL

  • S.James Krise
    S.James Krise 3 months ago

    I was just watching some old Bill Maher stuff. On some JESUS thumper channel. They say his guest was competing with Bill & won. Bill should hang out with more thieves and prostitutes. And watered down wine and win the competition. Don't call it a come comback! Yes Jesus loves even you. He might do a magic trick and give money for a b.j. from "donations" (Aggressive Panhandling) from the magic show.

  • svenm sandity
    svenm sandity 3 months ago

    We accept all immigrants i find it funny trump thinks this is a threat because i can sneak a assault riffle across the border in America whats stopping them from just moving

  • Calvin Bottoms
    Calvin Bottoms 4 months ago +1

    CNN IS STILL BASHING BERNIE. DONT LET THEM REELECT TRUMP FOR RATINGS!

  • Corey Holt
    Corey Holt 4 months ago

    3 mexican countries?!?!? Hahahaha holy shit. What a perfect picture

  • Jeremy Mettler
    Jeremy Mettler 4 months ago

    So you all so American you don't know what America is or what protects it from enmy within . Fake ass idiot Americans . This country built on a government by they people for the people but they knew people worms and idiots . Why they made it protected from fake ass idiot Americans . Yet if all Americans do worthless they to dumbass to know unbiased unopionated fact checked news is America and press supposed to watch the worms for us . Even if Americans supposed to Know how to check it it's idiot proof you fake fucks . All news in America supposed to be close to the same or there's a problem dipshits . If hear any bio's or opinions you supposed to say do something worthless worm fake as fuck idiot pissface Americans all eye see sorry fucks

  • RictusJervis M86
    RictusJervis M86 4 months ago

    What else is there to do when entrapped in a land of hicks? (hint, New Mexico). Join the Steves and bullies in the cities? Join the Church of Satan like everyone else who hates them? Nah, I'll just die posting rude comments.

  • Rebecca Bunch
    Rebecca Bunch 4 months ago +1

    Hearing/seeing an overuse/repeating of "actually", "wow" and other words/phrases? Learn more about the conspiracy on facebook @ColePhoenixWolvesforHire. Allegedly.

  • Studi Tudi
    Studi Tudi 4 months ago

    If liberals loved the immigrants so much why not take them.

    • drouel
      drouel 4 months ago

      Studi Tudi does it matter? Robtics and AI are here to stay and will hit some growth spurts quickly, a few decades there won't be any jobs left from sex robots to driverless trailer trucks romba and robot lawn mowers cashier less Macdonald etc. We’ll evolve into jabba the huts

  • Clear Blue
    Clear Blue 4 months ago

    I just saw the video where you called the Covington kid a prick. You sir, are a shriveled old prick with no balls.

  • sac man
    sac man 4 months ago +1

    yeah were just the United States of selling out your own country by promoting socialism, selling uranium to our enemies , letting the Russian's take a UN backed country's property and sovereignty, giving 30 billion in gold and fiat to the largest sponsor of terrorism who then buy Chines weapons to kill our boys in the Middle East, then allow unskilled workers to flood our country to financially break our back not to mention giving everyone an any Medical care including those illegals... is a picture starting to develop for anyone or I am the only one that thinks the liberals are not for America???? Despite Trumps flaws his actions speak volumes in comparison to what the democrats actions are...Better American economy, job growth including highest employment for minorities, and women

  • sac man
    sac man 4 months ago

    I am gay so I am the most qualified ...silly sense

  • Karel Haal
    Karel Haal 4 months ago

    The US is gearing up to a 2nd civil war, but now between democrats and republicans.
    No worry about the arms and Amunition, there is sufficient available to have mass shooting events

    • drouel
      drouel 4 months ago

      Is it? Who's gearing up for this civil war? Far right repubs? I'm always seeing talk of civil war from you haters.. Rediculous... Keep dumbing us down

  • paulus Storteboom
    paulus Storteboom 4 months ago

    Bill have Trump syndrome.. Its funny that Trump made prison reform after 8 years of Obama! Liberals are so hypocritical about illegals..

    • Duane Pigden
      Duane Pigden 4 months ago

      paulus Storteboom -- trump signed it, others did the work.

  • D MAN
    D MAN 4 months ago +1

    democrats will be th end of America

  • Jedi Monk
    Jedi Monk 4 months ago

    hes not funny

  • amiho gatai
    amiho gatai 4 months ago

    barr is a consigliere on the cheap for a flamboyant, cheap bumbling crime boss. i mean he auditioned for it with a pseudo scholarly article.

  • The Best
    The Best 4 months ago +1

    Hey Bill.......When will you apologize to mr. President Trump?
    Come on....Will you be a real man or just another soyboy?

    • The Best
      The Best 4 months ago

      @drouel One more.
      I know it is hard for you to comprehend; but Trump is the actual President.... You Moron, snowflake. Get ready for 4 more years of a head full of rocks, bubbles and below average intelligence presidency.

    • The Best
      The Best 4 months ago

      @drouel Wait you are saying you KNOW how smart or what kind of "head" the President has? If you are SOOOOOOOOO much better than Trump why is he the President? Oh... because you are a loser. Can't even manage your own bills; but you will tell us how the President ( TRUMP) is a bubbly, rock headed below average human. You're so awesome.
      MAGA COUNTRY BITCH

    • The Best
      The Best 4 months ago

      @drouel Oh... So you are saying that you could do better than Trump? You obviously don't have an air bubble and rock, below human average head. So you could give The U. S. A. a better economy? You could make better Trade deals? You could manage an entire country when just about every low life know nothing is against you better than Trump? You could do better? I would love to hear what you have done for the U.S.A. in the past 2 years. Anything?

    • drouel
      drouel 4 months ago

      The Best I agree if trump was actual a president but with a head full of rocks and air bubbles he is barely a below average human

  • The Best
    The Best 4 months ago +1

    Bill is such a tool. The guy would be nowhere if he couldn't bash Trump. He is too afraid to admit Trump rocked hs world and he likes it.

  • Therone Dawson
    Therone Dawson 4 months ago +3

    I feel like we are living in a Harry Potter movies without Harry Potter.
    Okay, I had to check it what Bill said that Kentucky outlaw beastiality. OMG it is true.

  • Noel Harris
    Noel Harris 4 months ago +4

    Barr.. William Barr a real student of white privileges

  • JaY Dell
    JaY Dell 4 months ago

    These fake laughs tho

  • Jack Hackman
    Jack Hackman 4 months ago +5

    Yes the law states the IRS shall deliver....well lets see if the USA is a country of law or a country of Dictator Trump.

  • Wacko Jacko
    Wacko Jacko 4 months ago

    "This is what we used to call: a law"...............right, like the law that you can't cross the border illegally, if you're a foreigner. Remember when we actually used to enforce laws?

  • Breanna Zumhof-Harthan
    Breanna Zumhof-Harthan 4 months ago

    What?!

  • Gary Crew
    Gary Crew 4 months ago

    Big thumb,s down for Bill. With the Barr/ Muller report out it will be smooth sailing on liberal tears.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone 4 months ago +1

    Kentucky Beastiality: that could explain why Bitch McConnell looks like a turtle.

  • Zalman
    Zalman 4 months ago

    I get out of rightfully paying HBO by seeing Bill Maher delayed, on TVclip (I'm stealing their work). On the weeks he's there. Seems like he's there about half the time, or less. Maybe I'm paying HBO more than it's worth.

  • TAX COW FARTS
    TAX COW FARTS 4 months ago

    Anybody who takes this seriously would have to be a first rate moron. This guy is straight up lying about numerous things that are serious issues for America moving forward. The evidence for corruption from Obama's D.O.J. and the Hilary campaign is overwhelming. We know she rigged the primary based on podesta's emails. She sure as hell didn't stop there...
    There's a paper trail which proves the corruption that's alleged, and there have been multiple firings and resignations within the FBI. Maher knows he's full of shit, and he knows his audience is uninformed, ignorant and dumb. Notice they never bring anyone conservative on this show to refute his b.s.. They want an echochamber to promote their narratives.
    Weaponizing the I.R.S. to go after presidents, spying on presidential campaigns, appointing special counsels to investigate people and not crimes. This is third world politics. Maher is a scumbag p.o.s. for defending his party of lowlifes.
    These shows don't age well. Maher said there were no caravans, he said there was no crisis at the border. Now he's claiming there was no spying. This imbecile is never right about anything, and Trump keeps proving that he's right, and he's because he's right he's consistently winning, same as he said he would do during his campaign. Those who could dispute this fact have no idea what's going on in the world. If you actually watch this guy and believe that you're being informed then you are well out of touch. In fact you're being purposely misled.

  • Patrick Modell
    Patrick Modell 4 months ago

    Ever notice that you NEVER see an actual live audience at Bill Mayers shows?? Also...have you noticed its the same laugh track they have been using since like2014?

  • Steven Judkins
    Steven Judkins 4 months ago

    Bill Maher touts California! It's a third world country! tvclip.biz/video/omUQFGLmOwc/video.html

  • Kenny Redd
    Kenny Redd 4 months ago

    Say, Bill...you just called on the staff at Fox to learn the English language. I bet you wish one of your staff had the forethought to confirm that you knew how to properly pronounce the word 'bestiality'. Is there a chance it was misspelled on the teleprompter...your staff needs English lessons too?

  • PhantomHT1320
    PhantomHT1320 4 months ago

    fukkin savage

  • Tim Vermeulen
    Tim Vermeulen 4 months ago

    Learn the fucking language! HAHAHAHA!

  • Richard Postma
    Richard Postma 4 months ago

    Happy Trump 2020 Everyone!

  • McDouche77
    McDouche77 4 months ago +1

    Democrats need to move on and start laying out their platform. I know Trump is a POS but Democrats are not showing me any improvements.

  • robert hicks
    robert hicks 4 months ago

    Its funny he talks about law but ignores the law that to call for them, they have to have a legal reason. A fishing trip is not a legal reason.
    As far as the cop goes, yes, you can ask things like that. IF he was speeding before he put his lights on, you can make him give himself a ticket.
    I guess in the elite communist circle of California, this is what is considered funny.

  • Pamela Cass
    Pamela Cass 4 months ago +3

    Perhaps Canada should start thinking about a border wall to save themselves from us. We're literally lost here.

  • Skull Raven
    Skull Raven 4 months ago

    I am going to laugh if Donald Trump gets re-elected and even if he doesn't,I will still be voting for him.As for Bill Maher,he shouldn't even be called a comedian because he is not funny and politically biased

  • Clubber Lang
    Clubber Lang 4 months ago

    Hey Bill, the majority of American's don't care about who's gay, bi-racial, punk rocker, etc! We care about REAL issues! For some reason these clowns think open borders, socialism, late term abortion, sanctuary cities, and free stuff is a winning message going into 2020! Oh, and nonsense investigations and identity/race politics don't help either!

  • Michael Padilla
    Michael Padilla 4 months ago

    FU ..Trump!

  • linda smith
    linda smith 4 months ago +1

    Mr. Maher has mostly liberal ideas except when it comes to Isreal and Moslems where he is an absolute reactionary.
    F.. you bill.
    I used to like you.

  • Eric L
    Eric L 4 months ago

    Gotta love how humiliated maher has been lately

  • Vette Vegas
    Vette Vegas 4 months ago +1

    TRUMP (in best Darth Vader voice): "Bill, I am your Father....."

    • Vette Vegas
      Vette Vegas 4 months ago

      @Deanna Robertson I'm old, so not sure what l.p. means in your post. LOL! Back in the day it refered to a 33rpm record album, in contrast to a 45rpm single. So yes, I originally saw Darth Vader on the silver screen, as was meant to be seen. LOLOL! I'm sure Bill would get the humor as intended.

    • Deanna Robertson
      Deanna Robertson 4 months ago

      Vette Vegas l.p.

  • Steve D
    Steve D 4 months ago

    And what if those sanctuary cities then extended a warm welcome and bought each new arrival a gun and a ticket to the brain dead heartland or Palm Beach or somewhere else not so welcoming to them..

  • Analogous to Tower 7 : EPSTEIN 2020

    "During this preliminary period the position of the liberal bourgeoisie became increasingly untenable. They found themselves more and more in the very difficult situation of moderate democrats trying to uphold abstract ideals of law and order at a time when passions were running deep. Significant also in relation to modern problems is the loss of any strong commitment to the old order. By the second quarter of the sixteenth century whatever emotional attachment there may have been to Genevan institutions was largely replaced by habit. This situation gave a tremendous advantage to those who challenged the status quo. The challengers knew what they wanted to destroy; the defenders were uncertain about the value of what they wished to keep. The absence of anyone able or willing to undertake the intellectual defense of Catholicism is particularly striking. In its ineffective attempts to preserve order the Council gave scarcely any indication that its members felt deeply about the old order. For this reason, among others, it played into the hands of the revolutionary reformers."
    [Political Power & Social Theory, Barrington Moore, Jr., 1965, Ch.1: Totalitarian Elements in Pre-Industrial Societies]

  • Michael Meyers
    Michael Meyers 4 months ago

    Bill Maher, the whiny little bitch

  • HereIgoAgain
    HereIgoAgain 4 months ago

    To be or not to bee, that is the buzz. Fun fact: USA lacks an official language. Therewithtofore, spell as thou wishes.

  • Eazy Street
    Eazy Street 4 months ago +1

    Barr just wants to sit on Trumps SWEATY lap and get lots of kisses.

  • Cheryl Moss
    Cheryl Moss 4 months ago

    From the comments find it strange that some would want a person to be convicted of a crime of which they are innocent. I guess human baseness makes some proud. One looks at Maher to see .

  • Taurus 66
    Taurus 66 4 months ago

    This crap isn't funny, it's real..being introduced and softened with humor...until it affects you personally.

  • Goldenrod636
    Goldenrod636 4 months ago +1

    With how the people at Fox and Friends spell words, its no wonder that Trump likes them. They have the same level of intelligence. XD

  • barry Amato
    barry Amato 4 months ago

    Laws? We don't need no stinking laws.

  • Jordan Angle
    Jordan Angle 4 months ago

    Still no mention of Tulsi Gabbard what a shame....#tulsi2020

  • BILL MURRAY
    BILL MURRAY 4 months ago

    Sounds like Bill paraphrased Andrew Dice Clay for a few seconds.
    Anybody else catch it?

  • Subversively Surreal
    Subversively Surreal 4 months ago

    Now: Listen to it again, and really, really listen to the: 1950’s #LaughTrack...!! #Sorry->> ‘Not LIVE ‘!

  • zgrillo2004
    zgrillo2004 4 months ago

    you really are a fucking asshole. how about we kill you instead! you arrogant son of a bitch

  • No Name
    No Name 4 months ago

    Someone please kill Trump and Barr.

  • Stephen Bennetts
    Stephen Bennetts 4 months ago

    Wow... this is still a cringey TDS show. These guys wouldn't have a job if Trump wasn't around. Lucky for Bill, Kimmel, that pommy git, and Noah, that they are ensuring Trump will be there for another four years. Keep it up.

  • Alfred Colley
    Alfred Colley 4 months ago

    Canned laughter is just that, canned. 👎

  • Alfred Colley
    Alfred Colley 4 months ago

    Somebody, please give this turd some funny material.