It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
    Artist: incompetech.com/
    If you want to translate the video: tvclip.biz/user/timedtext_cs_p...
    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • bela the human
    bela the human 4 hours ago

    Joana looks like Billie Ellish or it's just my eyes

  • Reese Hayden
    Reese Hayden 12 hours ago +1

    “ I was so cool that nobody wanted to be my friend” me too my dude me too

  • Lazy Foxy
    Lazy Foxy Day ago

    Im a lot younger than you and weight more than you

  • zeynep yılmaz
    zeynep yılmaz 2 days ago

    Please put turkish subtitle on your videos 💞

  • Yo it’s Parissa
    Yo it’s Parissa 3 days ago

    Hahaha. I asked my dad for Nike Air Force Nike’s 1s.

  • Kiera
    Kiera 3 days ago

    So calm your meatless titties-joanna 2019

  • Sabrina Haslam
    Sabrina Haslam 3 days ago

    those noodles look like grass bahhaaha

  • lisa bp
    lisa bp 3 days ago

    No one:
    Joana:CALM DOWN

  • Autumn Smith
    Autumn Smith 4 days ago

    Actually September 4 is not the worst day for me, it’s my bday that day oof

  • haikat jameel
    haikat jameel 8 days ago

    Any one else confuse why she’s putting grass in a cup? I dunno why but it reminds of making mud pies
    Me: 1/2 cup of grass and water
    Me in 2020: wth was wrong with me

  • Yasmin I. Alamin
    Yasmin I. Alamin 9 days ago

    That intro is everything and so relatable

  • Alexis’s cosplay Corner

    Joana please adopt me

  • Milenne Alejandra Caro

    heyyyyyyyyy! Where did the spanish subtitles go?:(((

  • Hiyori Chan
    Hiyori Chan 13 days ago

    Man, Joana or anyone else that is on physics college, what are your plans for the future? I plan on going to physics but I don't really know what to do

  • Senniah Mason
    Senniah Mason 13 days ago

    she said .... 1st period 😐

  • Diya k
    Diya k 14 days ago

    yes joana you give me some bad girl vibes in this outfit maybe this is just me haha

  • happy biliba
    happy biliba 14 days ago

    I love these pink sunglasses! Can you please name the brand?! ❤

  • Eli Frank
    Eli Frank 15 days ago

    so she s in a polytechnical(engineering) school?

  • Denden Villanueva
    Denden Villanueva 15 days ago

    We're all fcking growing, cant believe you're already a college student. Goodluck and survive!

  • Beau
    Beau 18 days ago

    joana can finally use her agenda now

  • FaceOfBoredom
    FaceOfBoredom 18 days ago +3

    "Where does the line get blurred between boot and celery? The crunch isn't the same"
    I'm deceased

  • Kim Jisoo
    Kim Jisoo 18 days ago

    The one and only Aritizia

    Iconic

  • Gachadsn World
    Gachadsn World 18 days ago

    Selammm

  • Fantasy Phoenix
    Fantasy Phoenix 19 days ago

    8:23
    I knew it the pigeon apocalypse has begun

  • SugarSweetSofia
    SugarSweetSofia 19 days ago

    We *NEED* more Joana hauls!!!

  • Chels Dominguez
    Chels Dominguez 20 days ago +1

    Hey atleast it's 2020 you can use your notebook now

  • spidey x
    spidey x 20 days ago +3

    Why do you look like a hip Kim Possible at the beginning

  • Rogério Pimenta
    Rogério Pimenta 21 day ago +1

    It is funny how she says she is a victim of capitalism, but as a fisicist she will earn no money to spend.
    Hahaha hilarious !

  • Cifa
    Cifa 21 day ago +17

    A friendly reminder that she can use her agenda now.

  • Gege A
    Gege A 21 day ago +1

    Amo como siempre actúa como loca cuando la graban xd

  • Almas Fiza Shaikh
    Almas Fiza Shaikh 23 days ago

    You can use the 2020 agenda now.

  • Adrian Santizo
    Adrian Santizo 23 days ago

    I think she is Asexual

  • Ellery Rillaine
    Ellery Rillaine 24 days ago +1

    Started uni this year too, hope Jenny Cravitz and I graduate together.

  • CraftedGadgetMC
    CraftedGadgetMC 24 days ago +1

    Holy shit I didn't know we were the same age. But damn you look mature.

  • Katie Mo
    Katie Mo 24 days ago

    why she has so many dislikes?! can someone explain WHY!?

  • sebastian holstesn
    sebastian holstesn 24 days ago +1

    I major in social studies and feel exactly the same way about your major, as you do mine ;)

  • mari
    mari 25 days ago

    *dAMT iT sAmaNThA*

  • Phoenix Races
    Phoenix Races 26 days ago

    i can teach you how to play tennis...use to tour (i was terrible though. one of my vids has me practicing with a friend)

  • Phoenix Races
    Phoenix Races 26 days ago

    if you know what i mean... ;)

  • pyt._Izzy
    pyt._Izzy 27 days ago +1

    Did she just say "calm ur meatless tidies"?

  • Sugoi ツ Deku
    Sugoi ツ Deku 27 days ago

    But yellow is pretty :(

  • Elizabeth Carlson
    Elizabeth Carlson 28 days ago +25

    The amount if Ravenclaw energy from her is honestly impressive.

  • Mar Am
    Mar Am 29 days ago +1

    The toilet, did you break it's neck
    -John Cena 2k19

  • Shaylee’s Universe
    Shaylee’s Universe 29 days ago +1

    All her courses are my least favorite subjects
    But I do like back to school shopping

  • Nicky
    Nicky Month ago

    She reminds me of emma chamberlain when she started youtube and I couldn’t stop watching her

  • 고춧가루TV Gochugaru

    Hahhhaaahahahahahahahahahaha

  • Nataly Diaz-Jimenez

    She published this video 5 days after my bday😂😂

  • Rosella Clark
    Rosella Clark Month ago +3

    8:18- they are leather having a pigeon colt lol

  • erin the egg
    erin the egg Month ago +1

    who else read the description as joanna shouting

  • aGreekLover JACEK
    aGreekLover JACEK Month ago

    FUCC watching this is making me angry

  • marcus freddy
    marcus freddy Month ago

    WHAT IS HER UNIVERSITY!!

    • happy little accident
      happy little accident Month ago

      marcus freddy oop calm down child
      she doesn’t want us to know where she goes to school for safety reasons. why do u even wanna know lmao

  • vitória sara
    vitória sara Month ago

    mas como eu vim parar aqui???

  • HBDiniz _10
    HBDiniz _10 Month ago +1

    8:20 _b i r b s_

  • dreamylizard
    dreamylizard Month ago

    11:04 *y e s*

  • rosi ledesma
    rosi ledesma Month ago

    as a literature student I feel attacked

  • Laz4rz
    Laz4rz Month ago

    We literally started the same course

  • Henry Tran
    Henry Tran Month ago

    I like how I’m bing watching joana at midnight. Anyone else doing that?

  • guess_who
    guess_who Month ago

    University is free in Denmark and you'll get paid for being there :)

  • kali
    kali Month ago

    não tem legenda em pt 💔

  • aSiaN dRaWer
    aSiaN dRaWer Month ago

    I’m a big girl now:)