How to Hide Things from Burglars

you can acctully stick a little bit of cash under a drawer or behind it

Funny

What if a burglar is watching this

well imma just buy security cameras and leave my dogs with food and water

DIE THIEF

Im a burglar...thanks for the tips

just paste 100 obama posters outside your wall so burglars think your a dork

Step 0: lock all doors and windows and get an alarm

Or you could just grab a baseball bat? You know what to do after that...

How to hide things from your mom

Or if you see one kick them in the spot that's what I would do

I hide money in my katana case 8)

step one: watch the king of randoms video

What if a burglar watches this video ?

Thrives are probably watching this

Or I can just install fake cameras to increase the odds.

How to hide things from burglars.
You will need
Money
Hiding spots for valuables
Safe
Step1: leave a smallest cash in obvious spot.
Step2: hide your valuables in a car engine
Step3: hide your safe in a school.
Did u know?
This is the trick to prevent burglaries.

How to Hide Things from Burglars
You will need:
Glock
Traps
Dogs
Alarms

Step 1.Pretend to be sleeping
Step 2.When a burglar breaks in meet him at the kitchen and ready the glock and
Step 3.Shoot him
Did you know?
That Guns are expensive?

I got so tired of burglars breaking into my house that I moved to an empty lot. It's OK till it rains... that's because some burglar walked of with my umbrella.
I tried putting myself into the shoes of a burglar once... they didn't fit, they hurt my feet, and I got arrested for wearing stolen shoes.

661 burglers liked this video

I did it and the burlglar found the notebook where I kept record of where I hid the money. Thanks a lot Howcast

Is the guy who did this narration the voice actor Brandon Potter? If so, I love you. You need more VA work.

Burglars watch TVclip Videos too ^^

what about terdburglers?

the burglar is white?

Well now they know where to look....

I'm sick of looking for stuff in this house, I'm hungry *Opens cabinet* ooo cereal! *Diamond falls out of box*

Great! Now I know where to look!

Or you can buy a safe deposit box at your local bank for about 150 a year

hope burglars don't see this

The way I like to keep things from being stolen from my car is putting something gross, like a tissue on top of valuables.

I don't think that's helpful any more!

0:23 small amount of cash $20?!!!

great i'm a burglar i now know where to look

STEP 7 : FORGET WERE DID YOU HIDE YOUR MONEY

Tip:watch the secret outlet video

step 1: place a trap
step 2: watch burglar learn his lesson
it's as simple as that! XD

I dunno. I watch to many crime shows. This family had a home invasion and they burglars found the little cash they had, but kept them held hostage and tortured em until they told them where the rest of the money was. So yea, now a days this video wouldn't help lol. It would get you killed!

Your welcome. :)

So that burglars know you have guns to steal?

Lol same guy got top comment twice.

105 houses got robbed

Now I can steal stuff >:)

This helps me in protecting my iPad. xD

thanks now I know what to look for

Damn thats along fucking name

No I am not!!

The guy above me is an idiot

how would you know you were going to get robbed

It's all fun and games until one of the burglars actually decides to crash at your home for a little while - many do that to eat, sleep and wash

I'm a burglar and I came here to learn your techniques. thank you, you've made my job much easier.

Okay now every burglars know how to find a hide thing.
They have internet too,just saying !

loveeeeeeeeeeee

Paper money is not valuable, Silver and gold is

be smart don't just put it in ram dom stuff

Or...lock your door?

HOW IS A 20 SMALL????!!! GOD 20 FOR ME IS LIKE 70

my suggestion be hide in light fixtures or ceiling fans or air ducts after you unscrew it . thieves won't have time to think to look up above their head.

How to protect your house:
1. buy an aperture science home defense turret.
2. set it up.
3. don't ever walk in front of it
4. sleep peacefully

My dad bought a safe that looks like shaving cream

Don't say things like that or a Canadian woman will notify the authorities and they will arrest and lock ur ass up

I swear my life when I saw the title of the video in my mind I thought it's gonna be funny to post a comment saying "I'm a burglar now I know where to search"

I tried that and when I got home from work my money was gone did you ever think that maby a burglar whacked this video

i dont have that much money to hide "some" all around the house

i read the title as how to protect things from burgers

Great next time a child looks in their room they'll find money!!

Thanks! Now i know you're a burglar!!! *pulls out iphone* lol

101burglars dislike this video

I can't find my money.

Step 1: Post a Pro Obama sign.
Step 2: Watch as burglar walks away, realizing your broke.

>Burglar see NRA sing
>Immediately shits pants
>Runs away as you load your shotgun

Codplayeritis: The act of using an ak-47 to answer everything,or using an abnormal amount of violence for smaller problems.

This guy doesn't always have 20 dollars,but when he does he goes to the thrift shop ;)

The best places to hide things from burglars is a safe deposit box out of home!
Regards,
Metrosafe Deposit Team

Step 1: Post a NRA sign.

Same 20 dollar bill every time one is shown

yep cause people only have 20 dollars

What if the burglers are looking for cereal

And burglars will see this and look in those places

2nd method
You will need ak47 and ammo,your secret undrrground bunker to hide your belongingsand optional guys with guns sentry gun an landmines
1 buy the following
2 place em in your house
3 while you sleep at night aand you saw a dead burgular enjoy epic win abd victory

How to hide things from burgulars:
Step 1 hire guys that have guns and can get rid of burgulars
TIP if you cant find any,buy a sentry gun and landmines
Step 2 enjoy killing burgulars
Did you know this method is badass?

Kind of useless a Burglar could be watching this and now knows where to look

While this video is a good idea, it's really bad to announce it like that. I'd suggest somewhere more secretive, like having a scret place built in the house to be almost invisble, especially at night.

There are sooooooo many flaws and stupidity in this... Not trolling, being completely serious.

AKA Burglar tips

We need a How-to-make a Batman signal.

Thanks ima burger

Thanks ima burgler

Did you know: Burglars watch TVclip too?

now i know where s ur money!!! gotcha

15 years ago i gave a burglar a kicking of a lifetime who was on my door step i beat him so hard i broke 2 fingers when he came out of hospital he had the nerve to turn up again to apologise so to be polite i threw him down a set of steps that worked he didnt return

wouldnt u just hide it in a safe?....

i like the shotgun attached to a door knob more...

The crazy thing is during disasters like Sandy, your alarm system, cameras, etc, will be completely useless. That's comeup time.

How to hide things from Burglars:
Step 1: buy a hockey mask
Step 2: buy a knife
Step 3: but duct tape
Step 4:place all the things you bought on a table

Oh thanks! now i know where to look lol

simply purchase a firearm

And burglars.Buglers eh? Maybe try ear-plugs.

371 burglers now.