Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening

  • Published on Jun 12, 2019
  • All of Brendan Schaub’s training culminates in a massive UFC fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. (Contains strong language.)
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  • East Awesome
    East Awesome Hour ago

    This was just traffic.

  • TheMaharishi
    TheMaharishi 5 hours ago

    Holy shit that was an emotional roller coaster.

  • Ben Salvador
    Ben Salvador 8 hours ago

    Thanks for that story

  • Jack F
    Jack F 11 hours ago

    This show was like. ”. Hey lets hire all the writers SNL rejected and have them specialize in intros” !!! They are also very white

  • The Recreational Guru
    The Recreational Guru 15 hours ago

    His level of story telling is almost better than most comedians. Idk if it’s because he’s new at it but the amount of realness and truth in this is amazing

  • Ashin Paul
    Ashin Paul 19 hours ago

    The best part of this video is skipping the ridiculous intro.

  • Laimis Lapkūnas
    Laimis Lapkūnas Day ago +1

    thats what you get when you cross David Schwimmer and Tom Hardy

  • Kay cass
    Kay cass Day ago

    Sometimes I don’t think parents realize how much of an affect their actions or words can have on their children. I mean he went out and got this job because of something that happened when he was just a kid and he thought it was the best way to get his dad to love him more.

  • WLG1
    WLG1 Day ago

    ranked top 10 in the world?

  • Mase 08
    Mase 08 Day ago

    Most unfunny person in the world. Stay in your lane

  • Josh Zickefoose
    Josh Zickefoose Day ago

    I’ve never been to the lobby of a abortion clinic but I imagine it’s just like that.
    Ohhhhhhhh man that’s some dark shit lol

  • Honest Expression

    Fine ok he said something very close to his heart. The performance still sucked

  • David Kaufman
    David Kaufman Day ago +2

    ok, "I've never been to the lobby of an abortion clinic before" might be one of the best lines I've heard in a VERY long time!!

  • bot man
    bot man Day ago

    So many Schaub haters either didn't watch the video or couldn't get past the hate but he did pretty good.

    • Buck Fuddy
      Buck Fuddy Day ago

      bot man I just came from his "hulk hogan sex tape bit"....he is a twat

  • Tejas Bailur
    Tejas Bailur Day ago

    this bit is so much better written than the one in his special

  • daniel stan
    daniel stan Day ago

    Americans would laugh at anything

  • Michael Sapudar
    Michael Sapudar 2 days ago

    Is this stand up or a motivational speech? Dude is not good.

    • Michael Sapudar
      Michael Sapudar Day ago

      Eduardo Bonomi powerful stuff

    • Eduardo Bonomi
      Eduardo Bonomi Day ago

      dude is good youre the boring friend of the group, if you have any...

  • imjst mikey
    imjst mikey 2 days ago

    This is actually the most unique comedy I've ever seen
    The whole thing is authentic from start to finish

  • Tiger G
    Tiger G 2 days ago

    This motherfucker is lying about every other thing he says

  • William Schaeffer
    William Schaeffer 3 days ago

    what fight is he talking about?

  • sena akbarpour
    sena akbarpour 3 days ago

    the Asian ufc doctor doesn't have an accent, he's Asain american...............

  • Adam zoabi
    Adam zoabi 3 days ago +1

    Say what you want, but this has to be the worst attempt at comedy I've ever encountered.
    And I like Schaub from back in his UFC days

  • G.I Webb
    G.I Webb 3 days ago +3

    He did it for his dad, wow!!! Sad, story, but funny. He has a sense of humor. Never give it up tho, never!!

  • Ryan Bingley
    Ryan Bingley 4 days ago

    I watched this to see a Trainwreck of a performance, other than his start and having a joe Rogan type delivery and manner... actually really good

  • Albert zou
    Albert zou 4 days ago

    Travis Browne also did get his ass whopping.. He's a loser now.. So win win situation Brendan😂

  • Faigy Blomkvist
    Faigy Blomkvist 4 days ago

    Why did he feel the need to embellish a lot! in this story? It wasn't the MGM Grand, wasn't a title fight and he wasn't in the marquee. Why all the bs?

  • mauricio ortega
    mauricio ortega 4 days ago +1

    Not bad. Not my favorite guy.. Didn't want to like it... But not bad buddy

  • veronica eve
    veronica eve 4 days ago +14

    Dam man.. this was a so much more than just a story. This was symbolic in many ways. A humble fighter, a look into what it's like after you fall. Who's there supporting you. He didnt even have coaches to emotionally support him, who knew about a true fighters mind, both the champion and the loss. Your delivery was beautiful and honest. We all look to fighters for a reason.
    Thanks Brendan

  • Marty Jackofson
    Marty Jackofson 5 days ago

    I love brendan

    • Marty Jackofson
      Marty Jackofson 5 days ago

      Not in a gay way which would not bother me if it was but its not

  • Tyler Johnson
    Tyler Johnson 5 days ago +1

    Brenden Schaub gets a comedy special. Please tell me this is not happening

  • dannooooooo
    dannooooooo 5 days ago +1

    his special is really rough, but this shows that he can do stand up, its just too soon for a long special. but you can see he loves comedy and is trying to learn all the nuances but it takes time. the fact that he shouted out Ari at the end is enough to get some respect from me. great work

  • Baby Doll
    Baby Doll 5 days ago

    Aww what a sweet ending

  • Cristian Castro
    Cristian Castro 6 days ago

    Good story but his fukn special sucked

  • msa1985
    msa1985 6 days ago

    Terrible hair

  • Michael Hadfield
    Michael Hadfield 6 days ago

    Yikes, Brendan has a LOT of work to do on his stand up. It doesn't come off like hes telling a story naturally, embarrassing to see this because he's great on his podcasts and when hes a guest on other podcasts. He comes across alot less confident on stage

  • Susan Bradigan
    Susan Bradigan 6 days ago +3

    Brendan Scaub...multiple concussions knocked some superhuman comic genius outta yer DNA.....I cant stop laughing😅🤣😘keep in it real.......

  • Vision Tube
    Vision Tube 6 days ago

    Fucker sounds like he has a chronic cold...

  • ApaYak!
    ApaYak! 7 days ago

    tom hardy anyone?...

  • Cody Morley
    Cody Morley 7 days ago

    This is fucking horrendous.

  • Deshawn K.
    Deshawn K. 7 days ago +1

    It’s my job to skip over the intros.

  • C&M T
    C&M T 7 days ago +1

    I really like Brennan. We need a different category of comedy that based more on storytelling than punchlines. It's entertaining and slightly funny, but not hilarious. I love listening to Terrence McKenna because he tells good stories with a sense of humor--not a stand up comedian though. Same kind of idea.

  • Little Carmine Plays
    Little Carmine Plays 8 days ago +8

    I like this version better than his special, his delivery here is much better

  • Jonathan Smith
    Jonathan Smith 8 days ago


  • msa1985
    msa1985 8 days ago

    Just unlikeable

  • Guyona Buffalo
    Guyona Buffalo 8 days ago +1

    Schaub is such a fucking liar. So much of his story is just not true.

  • Nacho Fretes
    Nacho Fretes 8 days ago +9

    i had my doubts about him making comedy, but this cleared things up, great stuff Brendan, claps for you.

  • Trevor Powell
    Trevor Powell 8 days ago +1

    8 minutes in and maybe 2 -half jokes???

    • Alessio Ghiani
      Alessio Ghiani 7 days ago

      That's not a stand up set, it's a format with comedians telling real life stories

  • Thirty Two
    Thirty Two 8 days ago +1


  • StarDog
    StarDog 9 days ago +2

    Wow this was horrible and is very cringe

  • adam delude
    adam delude 9 days ago

    Roy William jr sounds like a lower pitched Dave chappelle

  • Joey Collins
    Joey Collins 9 days ago +2

    The woman in the background who's reaction to abortion clinic was to smile slightly and look down in shame... That said soo much about her.

    • Nacho Fretes
      Nacho Fretes 8 days ago

      ok Dr., you know so much just by watching youtube, it's amazing.

  • Anthony Knight
    Anthony Knight 10 days ago

    For those that didn't know, Rhonda Rousey is his ex girlfriend and Travis Browne is her husband that knocked him out.

  • MagNick18
    MagNick18 10 days ago

    I really don't like how they always have a long intro video. I'm just trying to listen to some stand up.

  • freethinker9406
    freethinker9406 10 days ago

    Failed at mma and failed at comedy

  • mookz19
    mookz19 10 days ago

    how is this comity?

  • Josh Gore
    Josh Gore 10 days ago +1

    Wait. In his comedy special Schaub says they were watching Ace Ventura at the family reunion and his dad puts in the UFC tape. He also changed the story to his dad FORCING him to do it. Does he really think no one would notice he changed the story?

  • A M
    A M 10 days ago +1


  • Hb Rich
    Hb Rich 10 days ago +1

    Not funny

  • Kal El
    Kal El 10 days ago

    Absolute lad.

  • Lt. Finglefuble Dingler
    Lt. Finglefuble Dingler 10 days ago +8

    great story, not comedy. Nice pumped in laughs tho, look at the crowd the best he gets are smiles.

    NOURHAN MOUSTAFA 10 days ago

    He did an amazing job sharing such experience

  • forgotaboutdres
    forgotaboutdres 10 days ago

    fact check 'em

  • MrSkikoe
    MrSkikoe 10 days ago

    I didn’t expect too much, but this was decent. Good story telling, and definately funnier than Rogan🥴

  • MonkTV
    MonkTV 10 days ago +5

    Kinda straight faced thru it but good for him getting over it all and poking jokes at it

  • IamUrHuckleberry11
    IamUrHuckleberry11 10 days ago

    I had to come back. This just uplifts my day. Also motivates me too. Great great set!

  • Nick G
    Nick G 10 days ago +2

    About the only true thing in this story is that he did get smashed.

  • Michael
    Michael 10 days ago

    ... and then he goes to Joe Rogan show and says to him: Yeah, I realized after the fight. I don't think this is for me. ..... Wait...

  • Dave Curry
    Dave Curry 10 days ago +6

    Hit so hard he got the venue wrong, attendance wrong, his own ranking wrong. And for some reason used a poor asian stereotypical accent for a Dr who speaks with a clean American voice.
    Its good to have friends 😂😂

    • Nick G
      Nick G 10 days ago

      People chanting his name. Seeing someone with a Team Shaub shirt...

  • Jerome b williams
    Jerome b williams 11 days ago

    Niggas be buying likes

  • TBZ
    TBZ 11 days ago

    I watch JRE a lot, always enjoyed your quips. But Brendan, this was my FAVORITE T.I.N.H... Ever!!! That said, you know I'm pulling up that fight right now! You are awsome, lol, F Leo!

  • CCDevlin
    CCDevlin 11 days ago

    I guess we should be glad his father didn't pop in the VHS of Scarface that night.

  • First Last
    First Last 11 days ago

    Weak af

  • joaquin fonseca
    joaquin fonseca 11 days ago

    He’s pretty good for he’s 4th year of comedy!

  • Jose Florian
    Jose Florian 11 days ago

    This was better than his comedy special and shot way better.

  • Reon's Awesome World
    Reon's Awesome World 11 days ago

    Props to you man. I came here after watching dana doing stand up people commenting it's better than this. But no man. This is better. Comedy eith a beautiful story.

  • Christopher Columbus
    Christopher Columbus 11 days ago +1

    This. Fucking. Sucks. Time for another career change. I was closer to vomiting than laughing.

  • Sprax
    Sprax 11 days ago

    So they just walk off concussed?

  • Angelo Ruiz
    Angelo Ruiz 11 days ago

    More of a story and not much comedy....

  • Epileptic Spudmonkey
    Epileptic Spudmonkey 11 days ago

    show a few weeks ago there were a fuck ton more down votes than up.... Someone is getting paid to fuck with the metrics....
    Failed fighter fails even more in a sad attempt at "comedy"....

  • momo glo
    momo glo 11 days ago


  • dnspsk79
    dnspsk79 11 days ago +1

    This is kinda cringey.

  • Emman Ticas
    Emman Ticas 11 days ago

    Who ever put this together is desperate for any kind of content.
    People that think this is funny is the most hilarious thing.

  • Canadian Aussie
    Canadian Aussie 12 days ago

    We’re is the Jew ...shuab looks like he is about to take another load from Comedy Central boss on that beginning picture. Can’t wait until he tells the story off when he knew he was gay and first time getting DORKED

  • MNC
    MNC 12 days ago

    It's SVU

  • darksideskyy
    darksideskyy 12 days ago

    I saw the thumbnail and was like... is...... is markiplier doing standup now?

  • Sergio Gonzales
    Sergio Gonzales 12 days ago

    LMAO! man I love Schaub!

  • Joseph Hall
    Joseph Hall 12 days ago +1


  • KingKong19100
    KingKong19100 12 days ago

    Best parts:

  • Vincent Giampa
    Vincent Giampa 12 days ago

    This dude stinks at comedy

  • Ryan Paladino
    Ryan Paladino 12 days ago


  • Lieutenant DaN
    Lieutenant DaN 12 days ago +1

    Okay ill say it brendan stand up is better than joes

  • porta
    porta 12 days ago +2

    The funny thing is the asian doctor who treated him, Dr Hsu from the UFC, has a perfect American accent.

    • Nick G
      Nick G 10 days ago +1

      To be fair, he does have CTE

  • Will Fishman
    Will Fishman 12 days ago +1

    "I'm ranked top ten in the world" lmao

  • giver of the L 187
    giver of the L 187 13 days ago

    Very nice

  • davidjacksonsr
    davidjacksonsr 13 days ago

    Looking like a Italian LEGO

  • Alex Perez
    Alex Perez 13 days ago

    I loved this video hahaha

  • John Doe
    John Doe 13 days ago

    Don’t fuckin’ touch me

  • Brian Kimball
    Brian Kimball 13 days ago +4

    Even though half of this is made up it’s still pretty good. Also it should be called none of this happened with Brendan Schaub.

  • Simon Kempe
    Simon Kempe 13 days ago +1

    It is a little strange that he wasn't totally honest about deciding to quit - a few years ago when he went on Joe Rogan after this fight, it was Rogan that wanted him to quit and Schaub wanted to continue, he even talks about how he broke down crying coming home from that interview with Rogan and then decided to quit some time after that..?