3 Pizza Recipes COMPARED (5 Min vs 20 Min vs 1 Hour)

Normally one can tell when there might be some solid Bennuendos in a video. Such as when there is something to do with sausage or creaming, ect. But this was pizza. Pizza is fairly mundane, at least in terms of sexual innuendos. But man did Ben have some good ones in this video. I was caught off guard a few times and literally almost spit out what I was drinking. I love Bennuendos. It's still so unbelievable that he doesn't even know he's doing them. Even after almost 10 years on youtube. Still amazing.

I would take the tortilla pizzas and stack them

The jokes are adorable. Love em.

I've occasionally made the tortilla pizza for 30 years, to add a thickness to the pizza, stack two or more tortillas with sauce between them for a budget version and mozzarella between for a better flavored crust. I use a thick spaghetti sauce for my pizza. I eventually leveled up to homemade crust but this is great for a quick meal.

I don't actually laugh out loud often, but that Dad joke did it.

FYI: in the US, strong flour is called bread flour. Higher gluten content.

Being from America and being country it makes me very happy to see them using a spool as a table cuz it’s what we do too

Got to get that kenwood logo in for some sponsorship boiis

Jamie ever tried Parathas 🙄 they are thinner too so not just tortilla dude

Slytherin and Hufflepuff ties?

Pineapple pizza all the way

4:39 - I worked for Dominos and Pizza Hut during college, and if we were DEAD, we did this, although we ran them through the oven for a minute or so. Also, try thin crust (as in Dominos style thin) with BBQ sauce, pulled chicken or pork, and cheddar cheese!

"Bennuendo" is officially my new favorite word.

2:00 - Tomato is a fruit

How do you spell the sauce shit they use

tortilla...wrap? what the actual... boi thats a normal tortilla they aren't called wraps e.e

A tortilla is a little weak, but some flatbread? Baby you got a stew goin'.

I always say your intro, I’ve been watching too much.

James: let's mix it at my mixing station
James, moved to mixing station: hello
Me: SWOOOOOONNN

You know he's a keeper when he talks about you the same way James talks about his dough

Aww... I was really starting to like James but pepperoni as a favorite pizza topping is a deal breaker. Lol

Do a 3-way video about burgers

wat does Ben say at 6:17 ?

Thank you for having us, gluten intolerant folks! I love you lads.

I make those 5 minute tortilla pizzas all the time. I just coat both sides of the tortilla with oil cause it makes it a little more crispy. You can also use Corn Tortillas (for those of you who are Gluten Free) and it tastes fine but with a flour one it tastes like a really really thin crust pizza.

you should make burgers with different types of meat (lamb,beef,chicken,pork, etc)

It's night, I'm hungry and I'm watching you guys make pizza... ahhhhhh self-torture.

I have tried your tortilla recipe with my honey cheese cinnamon topping. It is extremely delicious and life-saving for emergency pizza crave. Thank you for your tips.

Oh lord that dad joke was baaaaad!

“Say something interesting”
-mike
“It’s like blending a frog”
-James
😂😂

if i had to guess, the frog thing was a joe cartoon reference

Can we get a "cooking for kids" challenge? Recipes you can make with kids, over the top children's television style presenting. Puppets, costumes, story time!

Tomato is a fruit

This video reminds me of how I got scolded by my French Chef for putting yeast and sugar together. He said that the sugar is not good for the yeast..

Fruits on a pizza NOOOOO

I would love to see you guys try some Jamaican Jerk chicken or pork, not the funky stuff they try to pass off but real Jamaican jerk!

Is that... pita bread?

Best pizza sauce. 1 can (400g) of whole tomatoes, I use italian. 7g~ of salt, 10g of olive oil. Bleand all that up. Add one crushed clove of garlic and some basil leaves. Let it sit in fridge preferably overnight and remove the clove of garlic before use. I usually make this at the same time I make dough, next day I will have everything ready to make pizza. If you have some salty ingredients on pizza I would go for less salt, I use this for margarita. Also depends on how much sauce you use.
My dough is 500g of 00 flour, 325g/ml water, 1/2 tsp of salt mixed with the four and about 5g of dry yeast. Makes 4 pizzas. I usually put 300ml of cool water on one container, and on smaller container I put 25ml of warm water, yeast and just a tiny bit of sugar to activate yeast.
Also, honey as topping is awesome. You could put sweetness on either dough or sauce, but I found that when you use something like honey or agave syrup before pizza goes into oven it tastes better. Or you could just prinkle some sugar, never done that though.

The only type of fruit that belongs on a pizza are tomatoes.

I don't think I would call all those methods doing it from scratch.

None of these sadly could be called pizza. I've loved this show for years, but as Italian and Neapolitan I can't agree with this recipes. Sad

I would never be able to tell he's Scottish




Probably because I'm Scottish

tomatoes are fruits......

'I want you to talk to me about sugar' is my go-to chat-up line

People keep arguing if pineapple belongs on pizza but they miss the point of it. The point is...



BANANA AND APPLE SLICES BELONG ON PIZZA WAKE UP AMERICA!
Edit:Typo fixed

3-ways with handmade pasta! (Different shapes? Doughs?)

Thank you for the Sound of Music reference Ebbers!

You could’ve done the second recipe first and a recipe by jamie oliver has a really good homemade crust that also takes only about 5-10 minutes

I'd just use Malawach for a quick pizza-ish dish kinda thing

I love you

I don't know if you can get it everywhere, but Fleischmanns sells a thirty minute pizza yeast that only takes thirty minutes to make a pizza with dough from scratch, 12-15 of those minutes being cooking time. It's pretty dang good dough too, I use it for things that are also not pizza like the base for eggs in a muffin tin or homemade hot stuffs

We use naan bread for quick pizza instead of tortillas xD

Is there a compilation video of all the Bennuendos? Or was it too painful to make?

tomato is a fruit also.

“Let’s get in Barry” “Don’t suck it, chew it” oh Ben with his benuendos

pizza time

Have you done a 3 ways cheesecake!

14:01 Sorted ASMR :D

sugar in tomato sauce?! blech!!! try some grated carrots or pear juice to sweeten

3 ways spaghetti!

1 hour pizza, let the dough sit for an hour: DOES NOT COMPUTE

I think I skipped over the dadjoke last time I watched this but like,,, that was actually really funny thank you Jamie

We need more ULTIMATE BATTLES!

If you do not have a pizza stone, what is the best way to obtain a crispy crust?

"Coeliacs. Got ya." Instant like.

Gentlemen, you are lovely! Just saw my first “Sorted” video and simply loved the camaraderie and chemistry you guys have. I am now a new subscriber from the U.S.

3:08 I wouldn't put olive oil in a blender, it can get bitter if you do that. You should blend everything else and then mix it in afterwards.

you really don't need store-bought pizza bases to make a 20 minute pizza. you can just use flour, water, olive oil and salt (no yeast needed) and knead that for like 5 minutes then roll it out and top like a pizza. then throw it in a maximum heated oven and cook for like 5-10 minutes. voila some of the best pizza

your Dad joke scared my baby XD i think it was the "MMMMMrrrrrrrang" part lol

Dead (dad) joke

Wow. You didn't even proof the dough in your "traditional" recipe. Before adding caramelized sugar in your sauce and cheap herbs in your dough, maybe know what the hell you're doing.

Review from a pizza nerd: instant pizza - I'm sure it's tasty, though Greek pita or naan bread rounds give a more pizza-like base. And I like parm, but it's gonna be really salty if that's the main cheese on it. But yeah, grilling/broiling is definitely the way to go. The "20 minute" pizza, I'd say the same about the base: Greek pita or naan are usually better than most pre-made "mini-pizza" shells I've tried. Nice looking sauce, though. As for the 1-hour pizza... that's going to need a whole separate comment.

My dad often makes tortilla pizza. It's simple, quick and it tastes great.

Love your videos! Please do a colab with My Virgin Kitchen!!!

Whats the benefit of keeping the yeast and salt separate if you mix the dry ingredients before activating the yeast?

When I make tortilla pizza I toast it in a pan with a little oil... It makes a huge difference, so much crispier and delicious.

Naan would have been awesome

Lol I know it’s hard but I really want to see a three way pasta video please

When James was first on camera, he was quiet and shy, and now Mike, Jamie, and Barry have rubbed off on him, and he's now super random and funny. His shyness has completely disappeared.

Sorted's intros are always the best

Background song at 1:00??

I usually do a quick sconesdough for my pizzas. Just flour, water and oil. Supereasy and its really tasty.

PSA- Quick pizzas are better on Pita Bread or Naan than they are on Tortillias

No one has had pizza until they’ve had it from upstate New York 🤷🏼‍♀️ its the best

Guys, separating the salt and yeast to mix it later, and then add the water (so they are together) doesn’t work... you are putting everything together

3 way everythinggg

Thibaut Courtios with a ginger beard

Chicken stock in pizza sauce??? You cannot be serious. That is an abomination.

The Slytherin and Hufflepuff ties, tho. 👌🏾

Please never, ever do the nose thing again.

hi james.i fancy you

man i never get enough of pizza content!

DOOOO MORRREEEEEE OFFFF THEEEEESSSSE!!!

another great easy pizza base SR flour and greek yoghurt

«Torteera»

You're fuckin' with me right? There's no way the english word for blender is minichopper

What is this "pizza mozzarella" of which you speak? I only see mozzarella in the shops. No differentiation at all other than implied quality. So where does one buy 'pizza mozzarella'?

You need to do more of these three recipe vids

That tall guy looks a bit like Thibaut Courtois ex-Chelsea’s keeper

Are you guys all gay hipsters? Seems to be a lot of nub rubbing looks in these videos.....LMFAO.