A Typical French Breakfast...Maybe

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  • queen snookers
    queen snookers Day ago

    It actually made me cry a little hearing about how the waitress treated him. I'm scared of visiting paris now. I've been loving all things french for a while now and the thought of being hated by the ones i admire makes me feel so hurt and depressed.

  • amira zaid
    amira zaid Day ago

    Come to Egypt please

  • UncutxHardstyle
    UncutxHardstyle 12 days ago +1


  • ANA BestAirline
    ANA BestAirline 14 days ago

    I went to Paris and some waiters are snobbish. Shaking their head, with an underlying mocking and condescending tone at me ...

  • xFailage
    xFailage 14 days ago

    Hi Mike I really enjoy the way you rank and describe the food! Watching your videos always makes me excited to try the foods.

  • Curve Beey
    Curve Beey 23 days ago

    Germany pleasee!!

  • no t cool
    no t cool Month ago

    I feel so bad because he didn't know what an Americano was and was treated so rudely! At my café I always make sure to take my time explaining coffee to people who are new at it!

  • Noman Ali
    Noman Ali Month ago

    every thing in video was soo good except ur face

  • ákos Kiss
    ákos Kiss Month ago

    take a shot every time he says "macuhroon"

  • Chadi Fendri
    Chadi Fendri Month ago

    The espresso needs some getting used to xD I can't drink it without adding a little bit of sugar

  • Sr68720
    Sr68720 2 months ago

    the french are dicks.

  • Id A
    Id A 2 months ago

    When u said crunchy, buttery & flakey . I started to laugh . Because of that TVclip clip of the old man trying to say those words

  • David Greenfield
    David Greenfield 3 months ago

    You are SO entertaining.

  • VD says
    VD says 3 months ago

    Please do storytimes.

  • Adamyap 50
    Adamyap 50 3 months ago

    4:36 what about person?

  • Daronte Boyd
    Daronte Boyd 3 months ago

    the longer you take to drink an espresso the more bitter it will be

  • Ohris
    Ohris 3 months ago

    Cafe Americano... I think its just an Espresso with added water to it.

  • Catherine Thomas
    Catherine Thomas 3 months ago

    I think you are jackie chan..

  • sayantan chowdhury
    sayantan chowdhury 3 months ago

    That's espresso mike..

  • Sean Nieminen
    Sean Nieminen 3 months ago

    According to my father, Americano is essentially watered down espresso

  • 1958debs
    1958debs 3 months ago

    When I get an iced coffee at Starbucks I get it with four shots of espresso.

  • Joey Johnson
    Joey Johnson 3 months ago

    the butter makes a huge difference too! The bakery probably got it fresh from the farm that morning!

  • Joey Johnson
    Joey Johnson 3 months ago

    you're supposed to put sugar and a little cream in the espresso before you drink it! I also like to add just a touch of cinnamon! YOU DON'T DRINK IT BLACK!

  • Russ Cattell
    Russ Cattell 3 months ago

    for French breakfast if you are not a coffee drinker, don't fancy English tea then the beverage of choice is hot chocolate.

  • - M4TO -
    - M4TO - 4 months ago

    It was bitter cause u eat super sweet food before u drank the coffee

    JIA LIA 4 months ago

    the bread literally melts? what haha

  • Stephanie Hung
    Stephanie Hung 4 months ago

    Next time try the pain du raisin (raisin bread). Its amazing!

  • H McCann
    H McCann 4 months ago

    I've been watching your videos for a while and I just found a heap of earlier ones like this that I hadn't seen yet, fab! Love your videos! Hazel

  • Casslyn Tee
    Casslyn Tee 4 months ago

    Mikey you have no idea how much I enjoy your videos! :) always had a good laugh watching your videos!

  • Dutch landishRDM
    Dutch landishRDM 4 months ago

    Why did he call the larger macaron the mother and the big baguette the daddy? ;) Aren't croissants from Austria btw?

  • collarmole
    collarmole 4 months ago

    "chocolate croissant" Ô SEIGNEUR DOUX JÉSUS

  • cindystar111
    cindystar111 4 months ago +1

    can some people stop trying to correct other people's pronunciation? it's just called differently in different countries. plus that's not the point, just enjoy the food.

  • Katrin gozdzielewski
    Katrin gozdzielewski 4 months ago


  • Sumudu Maligaspe
    Sumudu Maligaspe 5 months ago

    yeah.. Paris would be much better place if it weren`t for all the French people in there lol

  • hidderp8103
    hidderp8103 5 months ago

    a typical french breakfast is a piece of baguette and some nutella or something like that

  • hidderp8103
    hidderp8103 5 months ago

    Croissants in france usually aren't that good.

  • hidderp8103
    hidderp8103 5 months ago


    JUGGERBUG 5 months ago

    " expresso "

  • thierryk85
    thierryk85 5 months ago

    Paris Brest :)

  • Dryadash
    Dryadash 5 months ago

    Paris Brest au petit déj, lol...

  • Isabel matalamäki
    Isabel matalamäki 5 months ago

    oh my lord expresso kill me now

  • Sandro Dream
    Sandro Dream 5 months ago

    french food one of the most overrated in the world !

    • TheFettuck
      TheFettuck 19 days ago

      Probably because you only eat French Fries.

  • vytae9
    vytae9 6 months ago

    On special or week-end mornings it's pretty classic to have someone doing the surprise to go to the bakery to get croissants and bread for everyone's breakfast etc...
    At that time it's still warm from the oven :3 and It's smells awesome all around town

  • vytae9
    vytae9 6 months ago

    Welcome to my country!! :D

  • lou rob
    lou rob 6 months ago

    Paine de chocolarde

  • Dina McNeal
    Dina McNeal 6 months ago

    Lol I bet the espresso made you wired, next time order with cream and sugar heehee 😉

  • Tony Lee
    Tony Lee 6 months ago

    I guess I will never travel to Europe because I dislike all milk products especially butter flavor. I was afraid I would have nothing to eat there. For me there was nothing more offensive than a croissant to me with the overwhelming butter flavor. Oh, I always missed my American coffee (medium black) everywhere. It seemed every one else drank the coffee with cream, sugar and other crap in it and they had no idea what real coffee tasted like. They also disdained to make you plain old coffee, especially snooty French. Some country liked Colombia would make you coffee Americano which was hot water added to espresso, it tasted much worst than espresso.

  • Creamy Clams
    Creamy Clams 6 months ago

    you can see his cum stain on his shirt in the beginning

  • Galih Jananuraga
    Galih Jananuraga 6 months ago

    Parisian hospitality eh?

  • C j3
    C j3 6 months ago

    The French are so rude, especially to Asians

  • Julio Jackson
    Julio Jackson 6 months ago

    Only an abused person would refer to food you are suppose to eat, as decadent.

  • Charina Pimentel
    Charina Pimentel 6 months ago

    How eloquent he is

  • Laetisha marie
    Laetisha marie 6 months ago

    Oh my god he said "macaroon" so many times 😭😭😭 it's "macaron" with a soft "o"

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought 6 months ago +1

    You people? Are you coffeeist?

  • Daisky Yandere
    Daisky Yandere 6 months ago

    When Mikey shows baguets and his look is, mine is bigger

  • Vanessa How
    Vanessa How 6 months ago

    funny how he described the baguette so "elegantly" and "classicly", cause i eat that everyday, with butter and nutella, staple food here hehe

  • April Posley
    April Posley 6 months ago

    Anyway, love this Paris video. Love macaroons, too. Thanks for sharing your experience 😊

  • Thien An Hoang
    Thien An Hoang 6 months ago

    1:28 Kang-a-roon

  • Tabby Cat
    Tabby Cat 6 months ago

    when you were saying macaroon I was yelling at the screen "It's macaron, M A C A R O N, macaron."

  • golden other
    golden other 6 months ago +1

    when you say expresso a part of me dies

  • christo fat
    christo fat 6 months ago

    The chocolate croissant is not a croissant, it is a' pain au chocolat!' Chocolatine in Quebec and south west France.

  • Nora Perez
    Nora Perez 6 months ago

    I would love to try a Vietnamese sandwich with one of those bagettes!

  • Nora Perez
    Nora Perez 6 months ago

    Thank goodness I already ate!

  • MrCheeseguy123
    MrCheeseguy123 6 months ago +1

    5000g Carbs, 10g protein

  • Annie Houn
    Annie Houn 6 months ago

    I need that macaroon !!!

  • MaBelleone1
    MaBelleone1 6 months ago

    :) Loved this review...Made me smile...

  • Elsa&lisa
    Elsa&lisa 6 months ago

    A good croissant is a thing of beauty. I hope you tried an almond croissant too. The Paris Brest is a classic pastry usually a ring of cream puff pastry' creme Chiboust which is pastry cream and meringue with hazelnut flavouring. You got a single portion don't you love France. There is French coffee that girl was rude and gave you a nasty espresso.

  • Happy Penny
    Happy Penny 6 months ago

    Thank you, Mike!!!!

  • NeilV 23
    NeilV 23 6 months ago

    Your pronunciation of things kills me, LOL. Great Video.

  • J Singh
    J Singh 6 months ago +4

    the shop lady at the cafe sounds extremely rude 🙁 also, French is not his first language so obviously he won't pronounce everything as a proper Frenchman 😑 next time others go to beijing, he will expect everyone to know the pronunciations perfectly... 😁

  • Marcella Lee
    Marcella Lee 7 months ago

    Haha! American coffee story was HILARIOUS!

  • Jimmby12 Trany
    Jimmby12 Trany 7 months ago

    L love espresso

  • Kara Camp
    Kara Camp 7 months ago

    I think she meant Americano lol

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 7 months ago

    Oh Love your show by the way.

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 7 months ago

    whats with the jiz on his shirt?

  • Mimi Ebisuya
    Mimi Ebisuya 7 months ago

    Croissant!! Baguettes!!! Both great with cheese :)))

    • TheFettuck
      TheFettuck 19 days ago

      Both are also great with hotdogs!! :)

  • Christian Turner
    Christian Turner 7 months ago

    Aren't you lucky!!!!

  • lorraine uy
    lorraine uy 7 months ago

    You need presidents butter when in Paris with your bread

  • Hugh Crinion
    Hugh Crinion 7 months ago

    Double expresso. Real coffee :)

  • Zer 0ne
    Zer 0ne 7 months ago

    so if u like a girl...u nid to get 2 of em?

  • Eight Pawns
    Eight Pawns 8 months ago

    french people are so goddamn arrogant.

  • hi-n-oops
    hi-n-oops 8 months ago +23

    french people are rude af

    • l' ananass
      l' ananass 18 days ago +2

      I m French and...Fu** **u :D

  • Margot Simpere
    Margot Simpere 8 months ago

    You should try putting butter with jam or honey on the baguette .. french tip

  • Ali Ow
    Ali Ow 8 months ago +1

    Seriously? What a rude cashier worker. Bitch. Why on earth did she even ask that question then?!
    I deff would've called her a bitch and talked to the manager, file a complaint against her.
    You cant expect everyone to know your countries food and drinks, not to mention paris is a very tourist-y place, so youre gonna get foreigners from all over the place

  • Nat 71
    Nat 71 8 months ago

    Un croissant ne se mange pas comme ça

  • SierraSierraFoxtrot
    SierraSierraFoxtrot 8 months ago

    oh noes you said expresso... Y THO

  • magicguirarman
    magicguirarman 8 months ago

    Parisians have a reputation for being snooty. Sounds like you got yourself one.

  • Zooumberg
    Zooumberg 8 months ago

    Mike, have you been to England yet? If you haven't and plan to, try a Full English Breakfast.

  • Lia van Stevelen
    Lia van Stevelen 8 months ago

    @Strictly Dumpling what business in france did u have? what do u do? is there a video where u talk more about u introducing urself and ur life to us?

  • D. Va
    D. Va 8 months ago

    Myeah, Europeans like their coffee as coffee, not so much the sugar-saturated coffee-syrup they sell at Starbucks.

  • Ashley Graber
    Ashley Graber 8 months ago

    Everything looks so good, omg 😲

  • Greta Červinskytė
    Greta Červinskytė 9 months ago

    Hahahha Mike you speak to my heart... "if you think you're going to like something, you must get 2" :D :D

  • InMyOpinion Wisdom
    InMyOpinion Wisdom 9 months ago


  • Gwen Patton
    Gwen Patton 9 months ago

    How do we drink espresso? (There's no "x" in that word.)
    That's easy. WITH SUGAR.
    That's also a Macaron. A Macaroon (with two o's) is a coconut confection that's very different.

  • RyceKrispieTreat
    RyceKrispieTreat 10 months ago

    Omg this video was published on my birthday

  • Евгений Увин
    Евгений Увин 10 months ago

    The bad surprise in US was having that "coffee". The only place where it tasted good was IHOP.

  • TheZohan
    TheZohan 10 months ago

    j'adore comment les français se battent pour le nom du "pain au chocolat" avec chocolatine et pain au chocolat alors qu'un étranger arrive en france et appel ça croissant au chocolat c'est tout simplement ça, c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 8 months ago

      SmellyPotatoes Mc j'ai pas compris

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 8 months ago

      TheZohan d'accord. Je pense il y a un croissant au chocolat parce qu'il y a un croissant au Nutella.

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 8 months ago

      SmellyPotatoes Mc et je vois pas pourquoi le croissant au chocolat ne serais pas français le croissant c'est français c'est juste qu'il y a du chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 8 months ago +1

      SmellyPotatoes Mc Le croissant et "le pain au chocolat" on la même pâte mais le croissant a une forme différent et n'a pas de chocolat donc pour moi c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 8 months ago

      TheZohan qu'est-ce que tu préfères? chocolatine, pain au chocolat ou croissant au chocolat? Mais croissant au chocolat n'est pas vraiment français.

  • Ted forgetaboutit
    Ted forgetaboutit 10 months ago +2

    france and paris are sooo overrated lol ...nothing like in the damn movies XDXD

  • Nicolas Mison
    Nicolas Mison 10 months ago

    Sorry but that's not "chocolate croissant", that's "chocolate bread" ("pain au chocolat") or "chocolatine"...

  • momo glo
    momo glo 10 months ago

    As much as I'd love to go to Paris, I would hate feeling like the "hated American". Too many other beautiful places and people that are all too happy to share with the world.

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 8 months ago

      momo glo t'inquiètes pas! Paris is full of wonderful people and the Parisian snobby thing is just a stereotype. I want you to enjoy France. Eat as much as you want and don't count calories!
      À très bientôt,