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WERE DELTA AIRLINES AND LIFE IS A F****NG NIGHTMARE
“And then I go over to the Delta Healthdesk which is an oxymoron”IM CRYING
*This is the most passive aggressive thing I’ve ever heard*
I watch this video every single day to remind me of how I act in relationships, so that if I ever end up dating again, I’ll know what sort of person/airline to watch out for. Because I’m a little fat girl.
*_And life is a fucken nightmare_*
i skipped to the middle and i got to this"and i go like, "nooo!""and they go, *"SAY IT"*"and i go, *_"i'm a little fat girl!"_*_was not unimpressed_
“Can i go home...on an airplane?No! We’re gonna frame you for murder” is this...Spider-Man far from home?(I wish this was my original joke lol)
Can I have a sandwich pleaase?And they go: NOOOOand I go: ookaaaaaayand they go: you are a little fat girl, aren't you?and I go: NoooooSAY ITand I go: I'm a little *fat girl*
Spiderman far from home 1:02 - 1:09
omg the spitt i felt it
I come from BNHA
“Can I have a sandwich?”“NOOOOOOOO!”“Oooookaaaay! :’)”
I love this guy
Should of chose United instead of Delta.
1:01Peter asking if he can go back to Queens 1:04Mysterio not caring what Peter wants
I’m at delta right now and it’s so bad I regret it
1:06 : the ending of far from home and in a nutshell.
Because WeH a t e Y o u
Why is this drew gooden?
1:05 *Marvel to Peter Parker*
I’m riding Delta and omg it’s terrible Not framed for murder terrible, but really shit
I can't believe people liked this joke so much they made an actual Delta Airlines.
Got home at 5:40am this morning instead of 10:50 last night because Delta Airlines couldn't locate the first officer for our flight (I later found out he was coming in from another flight that was delayed 10 hours). The only thing that kept me from snapping was reciting this bit to myself over and over.
His voice and his face barely match so watching him live just feels so weird.
I’m watching this well waiting for a delayed flight 😂
My friend is waiting on a delta flight that just got delayed to crap.... so I sent her this.
Why do ppl ride Delta? It sounds like a Grade A garabage airline....
THIS. IS. THE. FUCKING. BEST.
Guys! Don't you see that John Mulaney DIDN'T KILL PRINCESS DIANA! DELTA AIRLINES IS FRAMING HIM!
thats a strangely accurate description of my nightly nightmares
This is literally happening to me right now, 6 hour layover in Detroit, NO meal vouchers, and currently scheduled to take off at 2:00 am
And they go *nAOO!*
My friend acts this out word for word on a daily.
"no in fact were gonna frame you for murder"
Mulaney is so quotable lmao
Delta airlines for John is fasfa for me :’-)
Who came here from UBCC
I’ll literally be by myself and just randomly say “GO FETCH!” and laugh out loud
if your going to jail your going with cristali
*throw him off his rhythm*
“IN FACT WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDERRRR”
And life is a fucking NiGhTmArE~
bEcAUse wE'RE deLTA AIRLINES, aND lIfE iS a FuCKinG nIghtMAre~
Well delta airlines exists and a lot of people hate that airline for kicking out people from the plane
o k a y y y y
"Can I get on a plane now?""NO." *pushes every plane in the world into the ocean*
BeCaUsE wE're dEltA aiRliNeS, aNd liFe iS a FucKiNg NigHtMarE
I’m getting on a delta flight tomorrow oof
I’m on the plane right now uwu
I came here from Melly Voung!
CAN I GET ON THE PLANE NOW PLEASEEE
*YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU*
I watched this while waiting for a shuttle bus to pick our group up since our Delta flight got cancelled
I'm watching this while waiting in Laguardia Airport for a Delta flight that's been delayed 4 times now. This joke is funny because it's true.
WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM
I’m dying 😂😂😂😂