deLTA AIRLINES

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  • Published on Oct 1, 2017
  • only made this channel so i could upload the video to tumblr. hope this doesnt get copyrighted. anyways heres the best john mulaney sketch in the history of forever goodbye

Comments • 551

  • dark stalker
    dark stalker Day ago

    WERE DELTA AIRLINES AND LIFE IS A F****NG NIGHTMARE

  • stqrmydreamss
    stqrmydreamss Day ago

    “And then I go over to the Delta Healthdesk which is an oxymoron”
    IM CRYING

  • Beatrix Poley
    Beatrix Poley 12 days ago

    😂

  • Luxurious Llama
    Luxurious Llama 14 days ago +1

    *This is the most passive aggressive thing I’ve ever heard*

  • Mike Massong
    Mike Massong 15 days ago +1

    I watch this video every single day to remind me of how I act in relationships, so that if I ever end up dating again, I’ll know what sort of person/airline to watch out for. Because I’m a little fat girl.

  • Mairead O'Connor AKA Mo

    *_And life is a fucken nightmare_*

  • blueberry loves dusty
    blueberry loves dusty 19 days ago

    i skipped to the middle and i got to this
    "and i go like, "nooo!"
    "and they go, *"SAY IT"*
    "and i go, *_"i'm a little fat girl!"_*

    _was not unimpressed_

  • Looloo 123
    Looloo 123 21 day ago +1

    “Can i go home...on an airplane?
    No! We’re gonna frame you for murder” is this...Spider-Man far from home?
    (I wish this was my original joke lol)

  • Marialexa Gamero
    Marialexa Gamero 22 days ago

    Can I have a sandwich pleaase?
    And they go: NOOOO
    and I go: ookaaaaaay
    and they go: you are a little fat girl, aren't you?
    and I go: Nooooo
    SAY IT
    and I go: I'm a little *fat girl*

  • just saraaa
    just saraaa 22 days ago

    Spiderman far from home 1:02 - 1:09

  • ili n
    ili n 23 days ago

    omg the spitt
    i felt it

  • Cool Fx
    Cool Fx 24 days ago

    I come from BNHA

  • Y e e t D e l e t e
    Y e e t D e l e t e 25 days ago +1

    “Can I have a sandwich?”
    “NOOOOOOOO!”
    “Oooookaaaay! :’)”

  • the dog of hope
    the dog of hope 25 days ago

    I love this guy

  • Otaquin The sea lion

    Should of chose United instead of Delta.

  • ohheymrstark
    ohheymrstark Month ago

    1:01
    Peter asking if he can go back to Queens
    1:04
    Mysterio not caring what Peter wants

  • PeachNico
    PeachNico Month ago

    I’m at delta right now and it’s so bad I regret it

  • kaylyn parris
    kaylyn parris Month ago

    1:06 : the ending of far from home and in a nutshell.

  • ArtistLovesTo Fangirl

    Because
    We
    H a t e
    Y o u

  • Inferno Frog
    Inferno Frog Month ago

    Why is this drew gooden?

  • MoonSiaGirl
    MoonSiaGirl Month ago

    1:05 *Marvel to Peter Parker*

  • Sad Kermit
    Sad Kermit Month ago

    I’m riding Delta and omg it’s terrible
    Not framed for murder terrible, but really shit

  • Dawson Glawe
    Dawson Glawe Month ago +1

    I can't believe people liked this joke so much they made an actual Delta Airlines.

  • Joseph Held
    Joseph Held Month ago +1

    Got home at 5:40am this morning instead of 10:50 last night because Delta Airlines couldn't locate the first officer for our flight (I later found out he was coming in from another flight that was delayed 10 hours). The only thing that kept me from snapping was reciting this bit to myself over and over.

  • Slimeustas
    Slimeustas Month ago +1

    His voice and his face barely match so watching him live just feels so weird.

  • Natalie Coulter
    Natalie Coulter Month ago

    I’m watching this well waiting for a delayed flight 😂

  • Subliminal-Rose
    Subliminal-Rose Month ago

    My friend is waiting on a delta flight that just got delayed to crap.... so I sent her this.

  • cosmosblue772
    cosmosblue772 Month ago

    Why do ppl ride Delta? It sounds like a Grade A garabage airline....

  • Neha P
    Neha P Month ago +1

    THIS. IS. THE. FUCKING. BEST.

  • Lonely Lonely Island Fan

    Guys! Don't you see that John Mulaney DIDN'T KILL PRINCESS DIANA! DELTA AIRLINES IS FRAMING HIM!

  • arikalamari
    arikalamari 2 months ago

    thats a strangely accurate description of my nightly nightmares

  • TheGalacticCrafter
    TheGalacticCrafter 2 months ago

    This is literally happening to me right now, 6 hour layover in Detroit, NO meal vouchers, and currently scheduled to take off at 2:00 am

  • Dan D
    Dan D 2 months ago

    And they go *nAOO!*

  • Victoria Meduza
    Victoria Meduza 2 months ago

    My friend acts this out word for word on a daily.

  • Brett Fry
    Brett Fry 2 months ago +1

    "no in fact were gonna frame you for murder"

  • khairina m.s
    khairina m.s 2 months ago

    Mulaney is so quotable lmao

  • Meghan M.
    Meghan M. 2 months ago

    Delta airlines for John is fasfa for me :’-)

  • Wasabi
    Wasabi 2 months ago

    Who came here from UBCC

  • Jesse Miles
    Jesse Miles 2 months ago

    I’ll literally be by myself and just randomly say “GO FETCH!” and laugh out loud

  • snatcher works for starbucks

    if your going to jail your going with cristali

  • WilliamTheFreshter Comics

    *throw him off his rhythm*

  • averyb0501
    averyb0501 2 months ago

    NOOO

  • Becca Savage
    Becca Savage 2 months ago

    “IN FACT WERE GONNA FRAME YOU FOR MURDERRRR”

  • Cherry Bomb
    Cherry Bomb 2 months ago

    And life is a fucking NiGhTmArE~

  • Eeveeon _
    Eeveeon _ 2 months ago

    bEcAUse wE'RE deLTA AIRLINES, aND lIfE iS a FuCKinG nIghtMAre~

  • Bean
    Bean 2 months ago

    Bean

  • Kim M.D
    Kim M.D 2 months ago

    Well delta airlines exists and a lot of people hate that airline for kicking out people from the plane

  • Cocoa Zest
    Cocoa Zest 2 months ago

    o k a y y y y

  • Matt11111
    Matt11111 3 months ago

    "Can I get on a plane now?"
    "NO." *pushes every plane in the world into the ocean*

  • Paige Giuffre
    Paige Giuffre 3 months ago

    BeCaUsE wE're dEltA aiRliNeS, aNd liFe iS a FucKiNg NigHtMarE

  • EdGy rAt
    EdGy rAt 3 months ago

    I’m getting on a delta flight tomorrow oof

    • EdGy rAt
      EdGy rAt 3 months ago

      I’m on the plane right now uwu

  • Gonzalo Quan
    Gonzalo Quan 3 months ago

    I came here from Melly Voung!

  • rosey oof
    rosey oof 3 months ago

    CAN I GET ON THE PLANE NOW PLEASEEE

  • dots
    dots 3 months ago

    *YOURE A LITTLE FAT GIRL ARENT YOU*

  • Happy Rose111
    Happy Rose111 3 months ago

    I watched this while waiting for a shuttle bus to pick our group up since our Delta flight got cancelled

  • Jeffrey Kipperman
    Jeffrey Kipperman 3 months ago

    I'm watching this while waiting in Laguardia Airport for a Delta flight that's been delayed 4 times now. This joke is funny because it's true.

  • Kirari
    Kirari 3 months ago

    WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM

  • Satan Didn’t want me
    Satan Didn’t want me 3 months ago +1

    D-don’t
    E-ever
    L-leave
    T-the
    A-airport

  • Felicia Ernst
    Felicia Ernst 4 months ago

    I’m dying 😂😂😂😂