Forrest Galante's Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan

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  • deadboy600
    deadboy600 10 hours ago

    Pissing on your feet to kill athletes foot is giant bullshit myth.

  • Grox44
    Grox44 22 hours ago

    Bring someone huge there like a strongman. See how they react.

  • Douglas Brown
    Douglas Brown Day ago

    Pissing on your feet to get rid of athletes foot is Horseshit. One of the reasons they think that works is cause then you properly clean your feet after and dry them properly cause you've just pissed on them. So just properly clean and dry them. Skip the piss bit :-)

  • MrDarkNessKiller1
    MrDarkNessKiller1 Day ago +2

    So funny, the waterfall on the thumbnail is not on the Amazon Forrest 😂

  • Joseph
    Joseph Day ago

    A blouse.... 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • Happy dad
    Happy dad Day ago

    I have ringworm while watching this, think I got it from a whore, possible a side affect from amoxicillin

  • Kevin Taylor
    Kevin Taylor Day ago

    Somehow forgot to mention bears.

  • SurfingKook
    SurfingKook 2 days ago +3

    This guy's story sounds a lot like Jussie Molletes story. There's a lot of gaps and amnesia when asked specific questions.

  • Kang Falcon
    Kang Falcon 2 days ago

    Joe" I love to suck the dick of my guests" Rogan

  • Ricochetrabitt
    Ricochetrabitt 2 days ago

    If they know any better, they'd ban white people from the village. Only death and disease come from them.

  • Jozif Badmon
    Jozif Badmon 2 days ago

    Forest “ I honestly can’t tell you “ Galante

  • cooper hodsdon
    cooper hodsdon 2 days ago

    Look at his face after he says, "Running around in their shorts barefoot." 5:28 Weird facial expression change at the end of the sentence before it switches to Joe. Idk, I thought it was funny.

  • Laukherts
    Laukherts 2 days ago +2

    I’ve never seen a comment section so triggered and worked up over ring worms and fungi. Get over yourselves😂😂

  • Never give up
    Never give up 2 days ago

    What an idiot. He hasn't got any answers to any of Rogans questions. Hes a dud

  • Urban German
    Urban German 3 days ago

    MAD YOU ONLY SPEAK KLANISH?

  • Beau Hatcher
    Beau Hatcher 3 days ago

    “We de-wormed everyone” dude ringworm is an infection caused by fungus, not actual worms 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • YoungMalcolm.20
    YoungMalcolm.20 3 days ago +1

    “Jungle powders and what not” typical white man mentality.

  • robert bevill
    robert bevill 3 days ago

    Does he know anything ?

  • Brian Fromps
    Brian Fromps 3 days ago

    So wtf was this guy doing...bringing coke to Arkansas

  • Brian Fromps
    Brian Fromps 3 days ago +1

    This is joes cia handler

  • Guy Montag
    Guy Montag 3 days ago

    "They've never seen white people before"
    bruh, if you had a guide take you into the forest to this tribe then i can assure you they've seen white people before. Nonetheless i'm sure it's still an event when a white person does show up

  • Bow Hunter
    Bow Hunter 3 days ago

    Forrest 'I don't know to be honest' Galante. For an expert he doesn't know shit....

  • Eckz Musik
    Eckz Musik 3 days ago

    he sounds like hes lying lol

  • Jon Ray
    Jon Ray 3 days ago

    FYI to Joe and George of the Jungle: Perigoso (pedi-goss-oh) is PORTUGUESE for dangerous. If they are using this word, they are referred to as Caboclo’s. If an indigenous person says “peligroso” (peh-lee-gross-oh) they are speaking a dialect of Spanish and would be referred as Mestizo or indigenous, depending on their ancestry.

  • Abel M
    Abel M 3 days ago +1

    Who's blouse is joe wearing?

  • Mike Mathis
    Mike Mathis 3 days ago

    Joe "it's really incredible" Rogan

  • Aldair Alonso
    Aldair Alonso 3 days ago

    That guy looks like a good liar. Could be true but idk seem like a great bs.

  • Jorge Martinez
    Jorge Martinez 3 days ago +1

    I want to be on the show!!

  • Renegade Nielsen
    Renegade Nielsen 3 days ago

    It bugs me so bad when people overuse the word "literally"

  • Albo M
    Albo M 3 days ago

    Joe, those feet you referenced is most likely adapted from childhood, trekking and climbing the jungle. Bro. ;)

  • Johnny Daniels
    Johnny Daniels 3 days ago

    Joe “Piss on Your Feet” Rogan 🤟🏽

  • Johnny Daniels
    Johnny Daniels 3 days ago

    I can’t be the only one that laughed when he said “useful feet” 😂

  • coolnanel
    coolnanel 3 days ago

    "We were the first westerners to go there in over 60 years..." as if Colombians were not westerners, you dumb american....haha

  • Billie Goat
    Billie Goat 3 days ago

    The elders brothers🐐. This guy is awesome. The simple gesture that you would give them something to TRY to cure the ringworm is like a Christmas present for them. Im humbled by your travels and like the way you've explained the ppl and Colombian Amazon.

  • Stefon D. King
    Stefon D. King 4 days ago

    Y’all fitting to end up like green inferno

  • bc stoner
    bc stoner 4 days ago

    home.bt.com/lifestyle/health/skincare/is-urine-natures-miracle-skin-cure-or-are-they-taking-the-pee-11363955776721 ewwww

  • Kevin W
    Kevin W 4 days ago

    Joe "I mean, what would you do if like they got bit by a snake?" Rogan

  • Eazy D
    Eazy D 4 days ago

    If I go to the Amazon I'm bringing a fuckin' spacesuit I don't need those tropical diseases.

  • Freeze Brain
    Freeze Brain 4 days ago

    You would think if your going on radio you would at least stop yourself from saying “Indian” not very educated talk bud...turned it off after heard you talk that crap

  • Carl Whyte
    Carl Whyte 4 days ago

    God damn, I like Joe Rogan's podcast but so many of his listeners are such a pure strain of cancer that it leads me to believe I too might be a canerous bastard without even realising it.

  • Casey Canez
    Casey Canez 4 days ago

    “Indians”?

  • Jay McMullen
    Jay McMullen 4 days ago

    Joe Rogan is the most intelligent man on earth. I am building a shrine in Joe’s honor. Pray for me Joe!

  • MCES LEX
    MCES LEX 4 days ago +1

    Poor fella he met some savages in the jungle, must of been terrifying, (they speak Spanish 😂😂😂😂), people that walk barefoot do not form hands on their feet, 🤣, you get a thicker skin call a callous.😂

  • luciusbarbus
    luciusbarbus 4 days ago

    This dude is a scholar!!! Lol

  • Bomby Drip
    Bomby Drip 4 days ago

    Indians??

  • Eskimo Blood
    Eskimo Blood 4 days ago

    Did u give them small pox at least

  • DashboardJesus999
    DashboardJesus999 4 days ago

    joe rogan needs to interview cyotee peterson

  • Marc Goodell
    Marc Goodell 4 days ago

    Joe I know more than the guy on pawn shop Rogan

  • Brian Dawson
    Brian Dawson 4 days ago

    who else came here and paused the video to read the comments without distraction..and won't finish the video? ha ha ha

  • Chuckle Cash
    Chuckle Cash 4 days ago

    Why he keep saying Indian people smh

  • Sam R
    Sam R 4 days ago

    Joe “wake up and put on a fuckin blouse “ Rogan

  • Dominic Salazar
    Dominic Salazar 4 days ago

    Joe "interested in splayed feet" Rogan.

  • Sanatra Bullushi
    Sanatra Bullushi 4 days ago

    Joe "Ummmmm,Yeah wow" Rogan

  • IamBrandon34
    IamBrandon34 4 days ago

    Joe "I look like a giant baby" Rogan

  • Cool Beans
    Cool Beans 4 days ago

    Nobody:
    Joe: Flex’s pecs @ 2:05

  • ndm3
    ndm3 4 days ago

    I knew this guy was full of sh*t as soon as I saw his beard

  • Carmine M.
    Carmine M. 4 days ago +8

    Joe’s wearing a nice blouse

  • Jordan Brock
    Jordan Brock 4 days ago

    the language is called quechua before the spaniards came to south america .........Wiki pidea Quechua is a Quechuan language with about 8 million people in Bolivia, Peru, Ecuador, Colombia and Argentina. Quechua was the language of the Inca empire which was destroyed by the Spanish in the 16th century. The Inca used a system of knotted strings known as quipu to send messages around their empire.

  • Moofasa 1211
    Moofasa 1211 4 days ago

    This guy sounds less convinced on his experience, than Eddie bravo on the flat earth... 🤣🤣🤣

  • Paddyladdie The First

    11.11 Joe 'titty twitch' Rogan.

  • JMGRICH
    JMGRICH 4 days ago

    Rogan is high 24/7

  • AlexConstantinou
    AlexConstantinou 4 days ago

    7:51 Kills the worms.. xD

  • Alfonso Ruiz
    Alfonso Ruiz 4 days ago

    Joe "splayd out feet" rogan

  • Sean O'Brieon
    Sean O'Brieon 4 days ago

    He used Lethwai. Simple.
    (Repeated head butts to Croc's snout, with simultaneous kicks to the Croc's nuts,* and thumbs in the eyes. Croc, (eventually) let's go.(At first, it only makes it angrier), instantly teep under the jaw, and round-kick-to-escape.)
    That might work.....
    Maybe he did something like that, or a similar approach.
    Who wants to test it out under pressure. We just gotta get ourselves a toothless old training Croc.
    (*Need to confirm that Croc's have external nuts first too, or the whole thing won't work. All relies on the repeated kicks and knees to the nuts...)

  • Sean O'Brieon
    Sean O'Brieon 4 days ago

    Sounds like some of the spots in the Cape York Peninsula, in the North of Qld, Australia. In particular areas of Cape York, they live fully traditionally, and the culture is 100, 000 years old. They still speak their traditional languages, and many only know limited broken English. Most of them have very little contact with outsiders, and they have absolutely no need to make any contact, as the culture is completely self-contained. Recently, I saw a case where one of the women had never seen white people before.

  • Singingwolf staresatyou

    Most of us speak our native languages.
    We were forced to speak spanish by threat of rape and death.
    Doesnt take from who we are.

  • John Cinar
    John Cinar 5 days ago

    These two literally don’t know anything about what they’re discussing 😂

  • Kapado
    Kapado 5 days ago

    Where's the picture of the kid's arm?

  • Thomas Foolery
    Thomas Foolery 5 days ago

    I love Joe but he should realize that he’s talking to a biologist and when the biologist is saying - “I don’t know” it’s because he has not studied the data sufficiently to say - he could repeat rumor, lore, myth and here say like Joe often does but this guy is a doctor and he knows that “ I don’t know” is honest not stupid.
    Example - peeing on feet is total BS - there is NO supporting medical data that shows urine or any derivative enzyme from urine helps with any fungal infection parasite or other infection(viral or bacterial) removal or prevention!!!
    FUCKING HELL!!!

  • mavishill
    mavishill 5 days ago

    It's like this guy learnt nothing from his alleged trip to Amazon. He didn't notice their feet? Was he looking at only tits and cocks?. He "dewormed" the tribe for ringworms which actually a skin condition. He keeps calling this tribe which has never been discovered before as Indians. Hey genius haven't u learnt anything from Columbus? He doesn't know his friend who was burn by wasps was on the verge of anaphylactic shock. have some medical knowledge and terminology.
    You need proper anthropologist or ethnographer to have a informed discussion like this. 🙈

  • mavishill
    mavishill 5 days ago

    😂🤣 as an East Indian it fucking pisses me off. I know Amazon Indian is a term. But who are these retards to keep landing on strange lands but cant find the real India! 😂🤣 and centuries after finding real India still continue to call other natives as Indians. There is a true story I heard from someone. A white guy was being politically correct (or rather incorrect) when he met Native Americans. He kept calling them Native Americans out of respect. The chief said "what do you mean by native americans? Natives? As opposed to what? You Americans? No continue to call us Indians because it reminds us the stupidity of the white man" (referring to misunderstanding america as india lol).

  • Just The Boys
    Just The Boys 5 days ago

    Joe “he’s a good friend of mine” Rogan

  • kilo B
    kilo B 5 days ago

    joe u look so fucked up in all your videos...

  • Mary Medinas
    Mary Medinas 5 days ago

    This needs to be an SNL SKIT.

  • john g
    john g 5 days ago

    Insightful

  • blackklopi
    blackklopi 5 days ago

    i think the feet thing comes from monkeys cause monkeys have handshaped feet too and they live in the jungle i guess

  • Jason Griffin
    Jason Griffin 5 days ago

    Whiteman your help ain't needed, they probably been fine if you never acknowledged it, your help come in the form of colonization, seen what happen to the Native American😕 same b.s, you helping gave them Guy's smallpox and you say disease huh! only the western man aka Whiteman

  • Rynum
    Rynum 5 days ago +4

    Damn this guy doesn’t move his jaw when he speaks

  • J D
    J D 5 days ago

    Fun jy

  • J Johnson
    J Johnson 5 days ago

    This guy and his medicine prolly killed 25 people. The whole tribe.

  • krisikal
    krisikal 5 days ago

    Indians are from India, native South Americans are not Indian. I hate the term “Indian” when it is used to call Natives, it’s racist.

  • OneMeanArtist
    OneMeanArtist 5 days ago

    Joe "but did you look at their feet" Rogan

  • Luciiffeerr
    Luciiffeerr 5 days ago

    White People AKa Pendejos sickens me

  • Luciiffeerr
    Luciiffeerr 5 days ago

    Fuck drive time and fuck those KneeGers

  • Steve Smith
    Steve Smith 5 days ago

    They are all dead now because of their germs

  • Tom
    Tom 5 days ago

    Yeah.. No medical help just like the wild animals all around us! Fucking hard life then some faggot with a gun shoots you from couple hundred meters away... so fair.

  • airhawaii23
    airhawaii23 5 days ago

    they would switch to their native indian language?

  • Greg Huffman
    Greg Huffman 5 days ago

    3:33 shit my feet are kind of like that

  • C M
    C M 5 days ago +4

    If you see a Wild Jaguar? It's the last thing you see.

  • supasye
    supasye 6 days ago

    This guy is semi full of shit and half very stupid.

  • Arnab Khamrui
    Arnab Khamrui 6 days ago

    Joe big fan from India ....that island is called Andaman and Nicobar Island. Lots of myths are surrounded about that island. But you can read about it. www.hindustantimes.com/india-news/the-woman-who-made-friendly-contact-with-andaman-s-sentinelese/story-7Dt1VPjZXEpvEWWQY8Mu2M.html

  • Blue Night Grinner
    Blue Night Grinner 6 days ago

    Joe looks like he didn't separate the whites from the colors in that shirt.

  • Nigel Thornberry
    Nigel Thornberry 6 days ago

    This guy is calling them Indians a lot lol

  • xringkiller
    xringkiller 6 days ago

    But can they fight?

  • One Time
    One Time 6 days ago

    Joe “ I wear tight purple shirts like a female and get more annoying day by day because I like to get high and pretend I’m a super intellectual “ Rogan

  • lipstickprincesss
    lipstickprincesss 6 days ago

    who tf goes canoeing in an african river?

  • NOOBRIDERR
    NOOBRIDERR 6 days ago

    Isn't this guy one of the naked and afraid contestants? He did that super cringey dance when he saw the girl at the beginning.
    I was always wondering how he got his own show..

  • smik2630
    smik2630 6 days ago

    Ringworm isnt a worm its a fungus infektion

  • schmegcronic
    schmegcronic 6 days ago

    It’s called foot binding

  • Tyler Kloster
    Tyler Kloster 6 days ago

    Instant heart sink when he said the baby might not live... remember guys.. God is great.. wether you believe in him or not... he believes in you... do the right thing. Stay greatful. Stay humble.. be nice.. God bless dudes and dudettes