Forrest Galante's Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan

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  • Published on Feb 6, 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: tvclip.biz/video/OT0ZIq-yWEM/video.html

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  • Jaime
    Jaime Hour ago

    “wood feet ?”

  • dnbacellar
    dnbacellar 3 hours ago

    How crazy is that Native Americas learned English from people that came in boats back in the days! Woooow!!
    I am just glad some still exist untouched in South America, unlike the natives of North America.

  • Saghar Ghezel
    Saghar Ghezel 11 hours ago

    Did he really pronounce it as "funji"?

  • jdspencer60
    jdspencer60 Day ago

    "we were the first westerners to go there in over 60 years." Okay, now I know you're full of shit. South America IS IN THE WEST HEMISPHERE

  • Jay King
    Jay King 2 days ago

    Spainish were real Gangsters

  • Oskar Eriksson
    Oskar Eriksson 3 days ago

    JOE toe fetish confirmed

  • J L
    J L 3 days ago

    There was a Mountain Lion spotted on West Colfax next to Casa Bonita yesterday lol (Denver)

  • Cody Lee
    Cody Lee 3 days ago

    he calls them "indians" but they are not from india......

  • Jay Jay
    Jay Jay 3 days ago

    I would love to live for something like that!

  • Banana Port
    Banana Port 5 days ago

    That shirt joes wearing is tough i need one

  • Luis Caba
    Luis Caba 5 days ago

    Is it me or Joe recently loves wearing blouses now lol 👚

  • j c
    j c 5 days ago

    Mountain lions in Colorado and Wyoming? Come on, there everywhere. We have them in missouri not to mention rattle snakes too.

  • Chino Salvador
    Chino Salvador 6 days ago

    Joe "does he still sell coke" Rogan

  • Chino Salvador
    Chino Salvador 6 days ago

    "I'm from africa" lmao you're from the Caucause mountains

  • AhUMP101
    AhUMP101 6 days ago

    The peeing on the foot thing is true. I’ve done it. You just pee on your foot in the shower

  • iera
    iera 7 days ago

    13:00 That was at a bridge where the locals would dump corpses during the war, they 'trained' the crocodiles that there's food at this bridge. The crocodile actually pulled this guy from his kayak

  • Eduardo C
    Eduardo C 7 days ago

    If they do not know that they are in Colombia or think of themselves as Colombians then they do not consider themselves “Amazonians” of from the Amazons. The Amazons was a name given to that region after colonialism.

  • Eduardo C
    Eduardo C 7 days ago +5

    Joe Rogan Is so impressed that people speak Spanish because of Colonialism. Does he not know that English is not the native language of what is now the United States?

  • James Cross
    James Cross 8 days ago

    No wonder he thought Jaguars were bigger than cougars

  • Thomas Constant
    Thomas Constant 8 days ago +2

    lol, the guy is just describing normal life, we are the weirdos with our shoes, our cars, our medicine...

  • Fran
    Fran 8 days ago

    What's their language? I don't know What's the name of the tribe? I don't know. It's just them indians speaking them indian language

  • Joshua Marcotte
    Joshua Marcotte 9 days ago

    Illuminati chose who would advance and who wouldn’t hundreds of years ago. Like Im trying to help and you shoot arrows at me? Fuck you and your area.. then civilization just advances around these black listed society’s and joe is like o damn ok

  • Shawn Vinson
    Shawn Vinson 9 days ago

    You show is so important, the fact you have all these people on. So informative, would love to be on

  • INI Wottie
    INI Wottie 9 days ago

    This guy couldn’t tell you a lot tbh 😂

  • SproductionSp
    SproductionSp 9 days ago

    when I was a kid I stepped into the sea urchin and I had it's spikes all up in my foot, my grandma say'd to pee in a bowl then to pour it on my feet and the spikes would come out...I did it and they fucking came out...pretty useful tool we have inside ourselfs

  • big burrito729
    big burrito729 9 days ago +1

    When they were talking about Spain invasions I also wonder what my language was before Spain came to Mexico and Colombia because I am both

    • Don Guapo
      Don Guapo 9 days ago

      Quiechua (there are multiple spellings) but they're all pronounced key-chew-ah

  • Moses Jones
    Moses Jones 10 days ago

    Did he say jungle powders? 😆

  • Skybox Sports News
    Skybox Sports News 10 days ago

    Good to hear that they helped the natives.

  • Hi Heidi
    Hi Heidi 10 days ago +2

    Interesting giving a dewormer for a fungal infection, lol.

  • vnz
    vnz 10 days ago

    Joe "Wow" Rogan

  • Vanquish VanGogh
    Vanquish VanGogh 11 days ago +1

    feet, de-evolution from lizard feet.

  • Shawn Pritchard
    Shawn Pritchard 11 days ago

    Go to fantastic places and learn nothing. What a joke this guy is

  • Shane Lonsdale
    Shane Lonsdale 11 days ago +1

    Ringworm literally has NOTHING to do with "worms". It's a fungal infection.

  • mr snoop
    mr snoop 11 days ago

    wtf is joe wearing

  • Keyboard Warrior
    Keyboard Warrior 11 days ago

    They say that you're within 4 feet of a mountain lion at all times.

  • Eric S
    Eric S 11 days ago

    so we're going back and gonna start a free-trade micro-brewery run by these indigenous people of the jungle

  • Martin Stuart
    Martin Stuart 11 days ago

    Joe should get an amazonian on his podcast

  • Thunderforall *
    Thunderforall * 11 days ago +2

    Primative people, STOKED to get common modern medicine....."civilized" people prefer hocus pocus b.s. over proven vaccines..... SMH

  • Steven Hunter
    Steven Hunter 11 days ago

    The irony of the Spanish/native talk seems lost on Joe. *Complains in English*

  • Russell Eads
    Russell Eads 12 days ago

    Rogan has a foot fetish, ewww!

  • Jalesa Armen
    Jalesa Armen 12 days ago +2

    "i'm not particularly fair..." boy you white as hell. don't try to deny it.

  • Ian Fox
    Ian Fox 12 days ago

    "I'm not sure to be honest"

  • Travis Larson
    Travis Larson 12 days ago

    “The bottom is like wood-feet” hahaha

  • Eternal420
    Eternal420 12 days ago +1

    @3:10 they finally solved the big foot mystery. 😂😂😂

  • Mike 01
    Mike 01 12 days ago

    What no diversity in the Amazon

  • blxtothis
    blxtothis 12 days ago

    So all these Colombian ‘primitives’ have never seen a white man but spoke Spanish, so their forefathers must have seen white people then?

  • wuzgo anon
    wuzgo anon 12 days ago +1

    That ruined the thought of jungles for me. I never lost anything in the Amazon. I'll stay around home and let this guy have all he wants.

  • Vallejo PNW
    Vallejo PNW 13 days ago +1

    Lol you fucking people.... Just cause the dudes a doctor DOES NOT mean he knows everything.
    You know what's I say when I dont know something? I say, "I don't know."
    Let me guess, y'all love making shit up?

  • The Seventh Apparition

    "We must've looked like infants to them"
    That can be fixed, go ahead and fly the tribe leader out to New York on an airplane so that he can walk around the city for a while. He will then realize who the infant is.

    • Joe Lee
      Joe Lee 12 days ago

      The Seventh Apparition we messed up living like that though, more values would be found in their civilization.

  • Forest hoe
    Forest hoe 13 days ago +2

    Wtf this dude literally could have whiped out the whole trip and wouldn't know because "WE left a couple of days after that so who really knows"

  • Keaton Barney
    Keaton Barney 13 days ago

    Mountain lions out here in Utah are known to stalk people

  • frossato
    frossato 13 days ago

    Hey, the picture on the thumbnail is not in the rainforest! It is called Cascata do Caracol and it is located on the extreme south of Brazil. Very turistic region and wine producer. Look for the town of Gramado and Bento Goncalves for more information.

  • Acton Treadway
    Acton Treadway 14 days ago +1

    Joe: so, what did you see in the Amazon?
    Other guy: oh damn, I didn’t think to look at that.

  • Freddy Granados
    Freddy Granados 14 days ago

    f*cking colonist, f*cking shit up! Then you deliver douche bags like Trump

  • Emanuelsafari Rastadasungodra

    Joe pee on ur feet rogan

  • Christian Torres-Rossi

    Guaraní goo a ra knee

  • A.Z.- MAN 82
    A.Z.- MAN 82 14 days ago +3

    Joe clearly has a foot fetish 😂

  • that damn john
    that damn john 14 days ago

    What if generational evolution gave them an ability where the worms help due to the rough diet they eat.

  • J o l l y G r a p e f r u i t

    This guys beard looks like that kid in highschool who had a shit ton of facial hair but no idea of how to shape it

  • Major Micah
    Major Micah 14 days ago

    Native America not Indian

  • nick gajdos
    nick gajdos 15 days ago

    Pissing on your feet doesn’t work

  • tristan macgillvray
    tristan macgillvray 15 days ago

    That top.......

  • Pablo Perez
    Pablo Perez 15 days ago

    What is amazing, is that this guy goes and calls the natives INDIAN!! At what age do the teach Americans that Indians come from India?
    Americans: look, this people don’t live in cities, they are Indians... will go back to misinform everyone in my country!!

  • Cynicalisrealist
    Cynicalisrealist 15 days ago +1

    Jungle powders and what not...
    Lol

  • Milky Way Galaxy
    Milky Way Galaxy 16 days ago +4

    Thank you, Vietnamese sweatshop workers for providing me with running shoes for the past 40 years. So my feet don't look like those Amazonian dudes.

    • T OB
      T OB 16 days ago

      OMG... these Vietnamese are magnificent. They are the best workers and work for nothing. My great uncle made a huge Fortune from being part owner of some of these sweatshops .., I'm really happy cuz I'm in his will!

  • Ryan Palm
    Ryan Palm 16 days ago

    But, ringworm isn't a worm.....

  • Ur11
    Ur11 16 days ago +9

    ok to save time ..a hipster goes to the jungle, doesn't quite know much about it.

    • Darren Hooper
      Darren Hooper 10 days ago

      To save time , your a hipster who is projecting personal insecurities on others

  • K3LO
    K3LO 16 days ago

    Joe “pink shirt” rogan

  • Miles McCue
    Miles McCue 16 days ago

    Chill bro I’m not trying to look at nasty feet when I’m eating😂😂😂

  • Mark Zink
    Mark Zink 16 days ago

    Do these same tales apply to employees at Amazon?

  • EEE GGG
    EEE GGG 16 days ago

    It’s incredible alright, incredibly fucked up

  • MrMUKIE
    MrMUKIE 16 days ago

    Joe your talking English!

    • Jay Jay
      Jay Jay 15 days ago +1

      It's you're talking English, not your

  • Matthew Dudleson
    Matthew Dudleson 16 days ago

    Joe: …
    Forrest: I wouldn’t be able to tell

  • blargin1234
    blargin1234 17 days ago

    pink shirt and lipstick .....

  • JoeyNice Matrix
    JoeyNice Matrix 17 days ago +2

    I flew into Manaus and got lost in the jungle in Brasil and Columbia and it was amazing. The most insightful 4 weeks ever.

    • Ka Y0
      Ka Y0 14 days ago +1

      @T OB lmao

    • T OB
      T OB 16 days ago +1

      So you went in obviously to commit suicide and then decided to live?

  • VuqarIE
    VuqarIE 17 days ago

    imagine in future people will talk about us in past

  • George Matzunaga
    George Matzunaga 17 days ago

    native americans are not indians idiot.

  • Donovan Trammell
    Donovan Trammell 17 days ago

    JoRo looks like my penis

  • المسيح هو الرب

    This guy is not sure of anything.

  • Proffesor David
    Proffesor David 17 days ago

    Dirty white people travelling to spread their nasty diseases to the indigenous people. They should've been arrested for being a medical threat to that community.. sickning...

  • Keith McCaslyn
    Keith McCaslyn 18 days ago

    Being Half American Indian and tribally enrolled.I cant even have a conversation like this...the saying 'dont git me started', is a huge understatement!! 500 hundred years of on slaught and non ownership of what was done, and is still impacting native people across the western hemisphere...I've gotta go. watching this is just too painful. hard to explain to most Americans.

  • C North
    C North 18 days ago

    Just another rich white boy born with a silver spoon in his mouth who thinks they're this worldly person when in reality their whole life is based around privilege and saying "Look at me mommy and daddy, I did something with myself! I'm my own man!", when in reality he's just fucking around all day, not actually doing anything that produces anything of value nor benefits the planet.

    • T OB
      T OB 16 days ago

      The majority of the people in the world don't work to produce anything for anybody else it's just a job Anna means of supporting themselves. I was born into money and I just go from one fun place to the next and you would do the same to if you were independently wealthy.

  • Abraham Angulo
    Abraham Angulo 18 days ago

    How does that Nitro drink taste like? I've never seen that before

    • Aaron Thomas
      Aaron Thomas 18 days ago +1

      Its a cold brew coffee, so probably tastes less bitter and sweeter than regular coffee.

  • Meditate For Awareness

    If they speak Spanish those aren’t the original tribes. I’m sure there’s tribes that don’t speak English or Spanish..

  • BiasedCookie01 01
    BiasedCookie01 01 18 days ago

    They gave them medicine and after they left the whole tribe died

  • 00UncommonSense00
    00UncommonSense00 18 days ago

    *According to some experts, human urine (yes, your own wee) can cure all manner of skin conditions, from spots to athlete's foot. Madonna famously said that she keeps athlete's foot at bay by peeing in the shower, and Bear Grylls has claimed that it can be essential for rehydration*

  • Cooliosnts
    Cooliosnts 18 days ago

    Ringworm is not a worm its a fungus and no peeing on it won't help.

  • Colin H.
    Colin H. 18 days ago

    Myanmar?

    • Colin H.
      Colin H. 18 days ago

      My-Anne-Mar v. Me-anne-mar

  • DEVINECLUB
    DEVINECLUB 18 days ago

    Infected them with your diseases they arent immune too.

  • larry love
    larry love 19 days ago

    The comments here about Forest not learning anything from his Amazonian trip are hilarious af

  • Bub77
    Bub77 19 days ago

    Ring worm is not actual worm. You can't deworm it. It's a fungal infection.

  • raymond noya
    raymond noya 20 days ago

    Ringworm is a fungus not worms

  • Hyunsu Kim
    Hyunsu Kim 20 days ago

    What’s Joe’s shirt brand? Anyone knows?

  • opugilist
    opugilist 21 day ago

    Did eric the midget ever butt fuck natalie maines?

  • Entropy Fan2
    Entropy Fan2 21 day ago

    If you have athlete's foot please dont pee on your foot it won't do anything

  • The Iris
    The Iris 21 day ago

    The language was probably quechua?

  • Hector Ortiz
    Hector Ortiz 21 day ago

    we have mt lions 2 in a city 50 miles away from the hills.

  • Kendall Phillips
    Kendall Phillips 21 day ago

    See you on the ice folks

  • Jay W
    Jay W 22 days ago

    Joe: Asks question.
    Forrest: I don't know.
    Did this dude not ask any questions or be curious about anything over there?!

  • Vaughan Vanderstarren
    Vaughan Vanderstarren 22 days ago +1

    “They all had ringworms and respiratory infections.”
    “I doubt he’ll live to see adulthood.”
    “There’s nothing we can do.”
    This is the reality of hunter-gatherer existence, as Napoleon Chagnon recounted from his experiences with the Yanomami. Those who idolize the primitive life from the comforts of civilization simply don’t understand.