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I am so happy I found this dude. Best comedian EVER!
He really is fantastic
"Nooooo Jeeewwws" 😂😂
*G* for _GNOME_
Saying no to do you not not want to go to bed still means you do not want to go to bed
Being Jewish myself this is really funny;)😘
What an exceptionally mediocre comedian.
N for n-n-n darling any help Ahhhh knickers
I couldn’t stop laughing the whole vid omg 🤣
I couldn’t say truck, some how fire truck became fire fuck.....
My little brother says no all the time! It’s so funny he’s 18 months and it’s so cute 🤣 and Micheal is so funnyand what he says is so true as well 🤣😂🤣😂
I love Michael McIntyre but he does do too much stuff on children and babies.Not everybody has them, so cannot find it funny, keep it general 👍
@Rebecca W That is such a stupid thing to say. Give me strength.
But you have been a child, Mini Me. So relate. 🙄
And now all I have in my TVclip recommended is bloody stories about babies 😡🤬 I don't care FFS 🙄
Is michael strait
Ed Tulborn yeh
I mean it's the oxytocin level that induces labour also produced by the body eating spicy food and having sex.
It should be X for Xanax lol"You'll need that when you grow up love"
6:52 “It’s snowing In August” Michaels been watching Nanny McPhee
Men are fertile every fucking day, it's not worth a fucking clap, and his wife created both boys on her own, Michael, your contribution was 10cc's of snot. She risked her life, you risked fuck all.
Have you seen the Boston hornbook Primer? "Xerxes the Great did die; and so muft you and I". At least Xylophone is cheery XD XP
N for nibba
K for knee, p for pneumonia, o for opossum....
O for oedipus
“G” for “nome”
Might get wooooshed for this, but...Garden Gnome
I worked with a lady who was Native American. In her native language the word for cold sounds like "ah jew" She said when she took her son to the doctor her son kept saying he was cold in their native tongue. The doctor was Jewish. She had to explain to the doctor what her son was actually saying. Kids and language barriers, you gotta love it! :-)
Why am I crying? 😭
smile .as-default if every time I cried I had a chocolate I’d be sooooooo fat honestly 😂😶
Are you ok? Have a chocolate
I hope you OK now
I hate babies
That’s why I’m pRo-AbOrTiOn
don't breed, no one needs you to have babies, sick fuck
WTF why do michael mcyntyre and dara obrian have the exam same jokes wtf
So this is a comedic bit about being scared your kid is developmentally delayed because they aren't meeting their language milestones. Huh.
My Mum worked for the army, we use Alpha zulu etc in my house, lol.
I always use the nato phonetics when trying to spell something on the phone like my surname or postcode, I was never in the army or police I just learned it for some reason =P
Q_Q lol Haha!....what would we do without the laughter clever comedians like this one brings to us by the truck-load?!! Made my night, pulling me out of a grand funk and lightening my soul with glee! THANK YOU, Mr McIntyre!
That didn’t happen
G for gnome. 😂🤣😂 I lost it!
Good idea! Hang around cars. 🤣
Would you like to meet my husband?
Sharing? You’re a thief!
Watched a bit. Suicide seems more fun
hes the best comedian by farrrrrrr
Why is there a hashtag no Jews?
Look at the joke 05:04 then see what he says at 07:18
Worked for an airline. On our first day on the phones my co worker blanked and said v for vagina lol
Why do men love curry? It's shit I much prefer stir fry
This Guy (I'm sure he's nice) is a comedian for people who either can't or do not want to think.
just curious.. who would you think is a good comedian? one that doesn't go around cussing and using penis jokes?
Ballet is people dancing
Mohammed Hussain and acting is just saying lines
The joke police has arrived.
You’re probably a guy who thinks innovation is just science projects and Ballet is just people dancing
YOU ARE A THIEF AND SO IS YOUR FUCKING CHILD!
Two likes if I could. That was brilliant!
First you've got to set the house on fire then you've got to knock on the door... "fire department!" "Evacuate!"
Alpha, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo, Foxtrot, Golf, Hotel, India, Juliet, Kilo, Lima, Mike, November, Oscar, Papa, Quebec, Romeo, Sierra, Tango, Uniform, Victor, Whisky, Xray, Yankee, Zulu. For those wondering.
Omg I saw that and was like why is my work haunting me on my day off? xddd
Ashton Michael Maybe edit out your mistake?
Google. Is a thing.
Yes I was also a police officer before I resigned because they were mostly all wankers!
@Hello Nobody what the military alphabet is
Was the last joke stolen from Dara O'Briain cuz he did that joke but better ages ago. I also noticed a joke that Michael stole from Lee Evans once :/
Everything has been done.
Don't know. But he's used it a couple of times.
My grandson couldn't say top but he could say abacus. Go figure.
The running gag is that in wealthy families the first world babies are taught is prenuptial arrangements.Which is sort of true ;)
N for the N word.
4:25 the following joke was delivered wrong
He was trying to prove that the following joke was delivered wrong.
Correct, but who gives a shit... What you trying to prove with this comment?
In Dutch the 'g' isn't that difficult. G for Gerrit (man's name). Or gans, graat, groot and a LOT more ..
I am groot
@Sims Machinema Ggggggggggèrrit
Ah but it's not pronounced "GARE-it" in Dutch it's "gHAIR-it"
G for GIF. Works in any language.
The child of friends of mine was very quick with talking. When they took him to the doctor she asked them if he could already make small sentences, two or three words in a row. And their boy answered with. 'Mommy, what does that woman want from me?'
My kid was freakishly good at memorising random stuff she heard and when a friend and I took our kids through an echoey tunnel the kids started shouting "ECHO!" to hear their voices sounding back and my kid shouted "ECHO LOCATION DEVICE!!!" We were like wtf??! 😂 must've heard it on the TV. Precocious little shit.
Me as a baby!
why is this tagged "NoJews"
@soilgrasswaterair Unless, I dunno, someone was trying to look up this clip by searching "Michael McIntyre No Jews" because they don't memorise video titles like some kind of internet savant.
Ranz R by tagging it as such it’s to attract an audience who search such a thing which makes it dumb af because the joke wasn’t about that but about not being able to say juice and if you can’t see why it’s dumb af you need to read up!
I so wondered myself. Glad it's not what I thought.
HE'S FRENCH!! 😂
HE'S A GENIUS!!
m for mnemonic
P for Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanokoniosis
The three dislikes are from the family whose child STOLE his kids toy head
NO JOOOS I'm dying xDDD
I was expecting him to lose his love of juice and say "I hate joooos" Lol
N for knowledge
So weird hearing him swear
I prefer him without that language. Sounds stronger.
When I was learning English as a child I had "x for x-ray" :D