Compilation Of Michael's Best Jokes About Babies And Toddlers | Michael McIntyre

  • Published on May 29, 2019
  • Trying to make a baby, overdue baby, playgroup and teaching babies to walk and talk.
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Comments • 208

  • Kate McCann
    Kate McCann 4 days ago +1

    A for aisle
    C for czar
    E for euphoria
    G for gnome
    H for hour
    K for knurl
    N for mnemonic
    P for pterodactyl
    Q for queue
    T for tmesipteris
    W for wryly

  • Ferenc Fajkusz
    Ferenc Fajkusz 7 days ago +1

    As a non-native English speaker living in the UK for a while I can say, that the phonetic alphabet is the first thing that you will learn to use, if you are willing to learn the language at all or to integrate, because you'll have to spell soooo many things about yourself, or just because the pronunciation is not on point.;))

  • Jill B
    Jill B 9 days ago +1

    His child couldn't get a word in edge ways because of his dad's banter!!

  • Saida Djuraeva
    Saida Djuraeva 12 days ago +3

    xD, How can u be that funny 😂😂
    When u like ur own comment😭😭

  • angelhelp
    angelhelp 16 days ago +2

    Michael... looking for a word to use when verbally clarifying an alphabet letter can be even better if you quote from this book: "P Is for Pterodactyl". The book is subtitled: "The Worst Alphabet Book Ever". I await a new video... heehee!
    I am SO glad I happened to find your videos! You're hilarious!

  • Demo stravius
    Demo stravius 18 days ago +2

    I genuinely once had a taiwaneese guy on the phone read out 'E for Eye'

  • justabitofamug
    justabitofamug 20 days ago +1

    You know you're a nerd when you say xylem instead of xylephone

  • Jordan Coll
    Jordan Coll 24 days ago +1

    I had to learn the phonetic alphabet for my job😂 Which is not related to law enforcement or military

  • TGO Beast mode
    TGO Beast mode 28 days ago

    has anyone noticed the name Michael McLntyre on babies

  • Tilly Hossain
    Tilly Hossain Month ago +2

    i'm crying so much
    my eyes sting like hell right now

  • Dr. Gary
    Dr. Gary Month ago +1

    Why did he sound like Pingu at 5:34

  • HippyHair
    HippyHair Month ago +1

    J for jalapeno.

  • Ethan McPherson
    Ethan McPherson Month ago +1

    No juice

  • Rachel Ring
    Rachel Ring Month ago


  • Lorraine Lewis
    Lorraine Lewis Month ago

    X cuff.

  • Marianne Bellstedt
    Marianne Bellstedt Month ago +1

    G for gnome!

  • Breakfast Piano
    Breakfast Piano Month ago +1

    When’s th netflix special!

  • Avelte Avelte
    Avelte Avelte Month ago +2

    It’s snowing in August 🤣

  • Anna T
    Anna T Month ago +44

    When you realize his kids are now 14 and 11

    • Charlotte Deacon
      Charlotte Deacon 10 days ago

      Anna T I already knew! It feels strange watching this!

    • Anna T
      Anna T 21 day ago

      Notanartist yep look it up

    • Notanartist
      Notanartist 22 days ago +1

      Anna T wait what

  • Em & J
    Em & J Month ago


  • Ben Stephen
    Ben Stephen Month ago

    If he answered 'no' to 'do you not NOT want to go to bed?' that would mean he didn't want to go to bed

    • T. O.
      T. O. Month ago

      No Jeews

  • Sharon Mullins
    Sharon Mullins 2 months ago +3

    The camera person must go crazy with him. So funny, but a bit hyper.

  • Eleanor Jolley
    Eleanor Jolley 2 months ago +2

    The curry and sex line was the funniest 🤣🤣🤣

  • lucy Johnson
    lucy Johnson 2 months ago +1

    When they only dsy no you offer sweets n ice cream they say no mummy n daddy get them 😆

  • lucy Johnson
    lucy Johnson 2 months ago +3

    My boy couldn't say superhero went round asking g for shitinaboat

  • Reny Putman
    Reny Putman 2 months ago +26

    I remember my mum telling me what my first word was. Mama and papa are the Dutch words for mum and dad. Turns out the first word that came out of my mouth was mapa. So when I yelled MAPA I'd basically ask both my parents to come.

    • Hannah Reynolds
      Hannah Reynolds 8 days ago

      The whole time and motion study movement could have learned from you

  • Rosy Boa
    Rosy Boa 2 months ago

    Sex, Guinness, Thai food, hot tub = American formula

  • Mariank Gonzalez
    Mariank Gonzalez 2 months ago +2

    No turkey no car should be a song. XD

  • chrispin HK
    chrispin HK 2 months ago

    Once my fd's 5-year-old daughter asked him to help with her homework. He had to think of a word for every alphabet. When it came to Q, my fd said Q for killer!

  • chrispin HK
    chrispin HK 2 months ago

    who else google what a xylophone is😅

  • Blue Wolf Pajamas
    Blue Wolf Pajamas 2 months ago +2


  • Full Time Blues! !
    Full Time Blues! ! 2 months ago

    G, for *gnome*

  • Angela Arbab
    Angela Arbab 2 months ago +4

    The french part had me loling

  • Lukáš Oťapka
    Lukáš Oťapka 2 months ago +3

    159 dislikes from the Juice

  • Violet Candy
    Violet Candy 2 months ago +6

    A for antidisestablishmentarianism

  • Mad9977 Productions
    Mad9977 Productions 2 months ago +12

    "sorry i was busy" 😂

  • Cat S
    Cat S 2 months ago +5

    I had a woman on the phone say, 'Y' for 'U'. She meant Y for you of course but it did take me a moment

  • Linda Jean
    Linda Jean 2 months ago +2

    what does "On the lion" mean?

    • Cece Anne
      Cece Anne 14 days ago

      On her lie in

    • Maria G
      Maria G 2 months ago

      Or a lion ... never wake a sleeping lion

  • Jac Crystal
    Jac Crystal 2 months ago

    'humour' as an instrument of evil at those all too easily corrupted

  • MissYunichan
    MissYunichan 2 months ago +7

    He's French accent is so good !!

  • natral skitsophrenia
    natral skitsophrenia 2 months ago +23

    XD the random man in the audience calling out "Curry!" X3

  • Kian Olner
    Kian Olner 2 months ago +13

    P for pterodactyl

  • Ruby Red
    Ruby Red 3 months ago

    I'm watching this for like the 400th time lol x

  • Nadiaaa
    Nadiaaa 3 months ago +5

    That was the quickest 10 minutes of my life

  • steven davis
    steven davis 3 months ago

    If this Git, had a stage of approximately 2m square , he wouldn’t have an act .

    • Mr 5
      Mr 5 2 months ago +3


  • Abby mcjane
    Abby mcjane 3 months ago +2

    When you can play xylophone...

  • xxylenn
    xxylenn 3 months ago +2

    Hitler in a store be like

  • Gabrielle Warburton
    Gabrielle Warburton 3 months ago +2

    I think it's called champagne problems lol

    ROSSELLA DI PEDE 3 months ago +20

    I’ve just discovered this amazing comic, and now I can’t stop watching his videos... I’m laughing my head off 😂😂😂

  • Tiffany
    Tiffany 3 months ago

    A for Aisle, B for Bravo, C for Cue, D for Double-u, E for Eye, F for Four, G for Gnat, H for Honor, I for Ian, J for Jalapeno, K for Knight, L for Lima, M for Mnemonic, N for Nine, O for Ouija, P for Phrase, Q for Queue, R for Row, S for Sea, T for Tsunami, U for Urge, V for View, W for Why, X for Xylophone, Y for You, Z for Zoo.

  • deniseg812
    deniseg812 3 months ago +1

    Babies learn one motor skill over the other.

  • Greedyface354 Greedyface3543

    He’s not French he’s German

  • Susan Gloag
    Susan Gloag 3 months ago +2

    Dancing and moving furniture works too.

  • Irene Kim
    Irene Kim 3 months ago

    The thing that gets me with toddlers how you make them their favorite dish for dinner. After you make the damn dish, they refuse to eat. Then want something else to eat... You basically yell at them and say, THIS ISN'T A FUCKING MCDONALD'S. Do to the exhaustion that one feels. I have done it. It takes close to 15 min to convince them to eat the dinner in front of them.

  • Liza Doolittle
    Liza Doolittle 3 months ago +3

    I love the curtain between the different jokes😍

  • AwstheticBunny
    AwstheticBunny 4 months ago +62

    I am so happy I found this dude. Best comedian EVER!

  • Tabetha Howell
    Tabetha Howell 4 months ago +6

    He really is fantastic

  • Ben Mitchell
    Ben Mitchell 4 months ago +16

    "Nooooo Jeeewwws" 😂😂

  • Sarah
    Sarah 4 months ago +2

    *G* for _GNOME_

  • Alex Smith
    Alex Smith 4 months ago +2

    Saying no to do you not not want to go to bed still means you do not want to go to bed