How the New Call of Duty Can Save the Franchise

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  • Published on Nov 13, 2017
  • We look forward the Call of Duty’s promised future, where jetpacks and exploding spiders make war fun and easy. Greatest Generation? More like Lamest Generation! (Sorry, grandpa. Love you).
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Comments • 425

  • reviewthis18
    reviewthis18 3 months ago

    BTW this video doesn't provide any answer to the question that the title asks. How do you fix the next COD game?

  • reviewthis18
    reviewthis18 3 months ago

    I haven't played this game yet, but the character of noob (not the actor) was in the dark on this too, so I think I'm still justified in saying, a lot of his claims were based on assumptions. Were the rebels really a poor faction? Were UN miners treated poorly? Were those military or civilian vessels being blasted? In addition to that, I feel there were some massive logic holes here. Just because the player is on the side with more resources doesn't mean that their evil. Think of it this way, the Union in the American Civil War had more resources than than the Confederacy, but does that mean that the Confederates were the good guys? What about ISIS? Does the fact that they are a relatively small organization mean that they are the good guys?

  • Alex Leighton
    Alex Leighton 4 months ago

    Bring back after hours

  • Chubbza5
    Chubbza5 10 months ago

    COD will die because lack of consistency. It's like HALO now but a new one comes out every 3 months for $65 dollars, meaning most of them have inactive online scenes filled with cheaters. Greed killed COD.

  • evilstricker 619
    evilstricker 619 10 months ago

    Call of duty is dying why the bloody exo suits and flying we want back the modern warfare series

  • pedro mutti
    pedro mutti 10 months ago

    yeeeee dew it

  • bryerTuck
    bryerTuck 10 months ago

    Too bad that there aren't anymore episodes of Escort Mission. Would love to see you two talking about the new God of War or even a look back on Last of Us. Wishful thinking, I guess.

  • -Jang Kenet-
    -Jang Kenet- 11 months ago

    Where have you been? It’s been almost 7 months, you guys still haven’t posted. I’m really worried

  • SciGuy
    SciGuy Year ago

    Maybe do the Korean or Vietnam War but not screw it up with a crazy fictional Cold War conspiracy theory

  • Safi Rouhi
    Safi Rouhi Year ago

    Next do warframe

  • LazerDude
    LazerDude Year ago +1

    So long to you as well escort mission I wish it didn't have to end this way.

  • bigblade15
    bigblade15 Year ago +5

    Man last Escort Mission ever so sad

  • mashed potatoes
    mashed potatoes Year ago

    I am the 420th comment

  • Sergey O'Neill
    Sergey O'Neill Year ago

    For the Empire!!!!

  • pongo5000
    pongo5000 Year ago +1

    NOOOOOO they'll never make another episode again now D':

  • Ryan Brown
    Ryan Brown Year ago

    It cant save the franchise. Leave out in the woods to die like we used to do to useless people.

  • Rikki Sparx
    Rikki Sparx Year ago

    Swaim quit in October and this came out in November. . Weird. This is his new content www.patreon.com/SmallBeans

  • Bertrand_Sushibar_Russell

    So if you shill for the bad empire-like thing it will be sold more?

  • Thicc
    Thicc Year ago

    Two virgins play COD?

  • Adam Ibrahim
    Adam Ibrahim Year ago

    >Impying the empire did anything wrong

  • Bean Man
    Bean Man Year ago

    HeY GuYs I am 12 and I lIek mienkraft and RobLox and COD

  • Worgen33
    Worgen33 Year ago

    That would be awesome of cod embraced that thinking for the next future one... Oh holy crap, that would make it 40k.

  • SlickNoob
    SlickNoob Year ago

    And that’s why WW2 saved COD. :)

  • Gwyneth/Peter Ochsner

    Why are there so many holes in his shirt

  • Kyle Hardwick
    Kyle Hardwick Year ago

    So did they shoot this the same day as the newest After Hours or does Michael just wear a Sriracha shirt all the time? (Or are they secretly sponsored by Sriracha now?!)

  • andersoncherub
    andersoncherub Year ago

    So, next a scientist for the UNSA will create genetically engineered soldiers to fight the rebels. That will prove handy when humanity is suddenly attacked by a religiously zealous army made up of various races. And they'll call those super soldiers Gladiators. Then come the Gladiator III. Treachery, victory, megalomaniacal computer, etc.
    And also a real time strategy game crammed into the background.

  • UCeagle79
    UCeagle79 Year ago +1

    What would it take to get a weekly Escort Mission series?

  • Jaden
    Jaden Year ago

    Advanced Warfare was the last good one probably or BO3 but personally BO2 is the best imo

  • wafsinc
    wafsinc Year ago

    This came out like a year ago, how is this the new Call of Duty?

  • Thyre Radim
    Thyre Radim Year ago

    lol the main faction in this game is the UNSA while the main faction in halo is the UNSC so yah they are so not the same lols.

  • snozbaries
    snozbaries Year ago

    cod can't die soon enough

  • Draude's World
    Draude's World Year ago +2

    Disliked

  • CJusticeHappen21
    CJusticeHappen21 Year ago +1

    Violent Meditation.
    That is just too righteous.

  • Weighted Wayfarer

    I had a pair of sleep pants with the pool balls just like those.

  • Maya Syag
    Maya Syag Year ago

    i almost didnt click please mark this as escort mission so we know to click it in the future

  • Wasteland DV
    Wasteland DV Year ago

    I always said the Empire were the good guys.

  • whee38
    whee38 Year ago

    Their both missing what this games story was

  • whee38
    whee38 Year ago

    Their both missing what this games story was

  • LT. Charley
    LT. Charley Year ago

    That's Halo before the Covenant.

  • LiliFromHali
    LiliFromHali Year ago

    Where was the shippable moment tho.... that's the only reason I watch these...

  • DeadReset
    DeadReset Year ago

    You guys are a year late with this.

  • Chandra Wagner
    Chandra Wagner Year ago

    Yaaaayyy! I love these! I wasn't sure they were still making them!

  • Mike W
    Mike W Year ago

    Can anyone tell me the name of the song at the start of escort mission? thanks for your time.

  • DeadLeaFMoth
    DeadLeaFMoth Year ago

    Why isn't this about COD WW2? Was this posted a year later by mistake?

  • No fear 380
    No fear 380 Year ago

    Just lessioning to this dude describing the game makes me want to kms

  • Indian Gamer Panda

    COD developers are slaves to the empire and their rabbid fans.May be they trolled the hell out of braindead fans.

  • pedro mutti
    pedro mutti Year ago

    dew it

  • Lanoira13
    Lanoira13 Year ago

    Lmao. Noob pointing out how games are problematic just to get a turn.

  • Filip Swiergul
    Filip Swiergul Year ago

    A little late Cracked.

  • Nautilus
    Nautilus Year ago

    Decent.

  • ༺oOOo༻
    ༺oOOo༻ Year ago +1

    Escort mission is the only reason to keep watching cracked

  • The Dead Immortal

    "I don't get how this explained how the new CoD can save the franchise"
    In case you were wondering why the rest of the world thinks Americans are fucking retarded, this is why.

  • Kevin Peralta
    Kevin Peralta Year ago

    Love it

  • Dick Chimney
    Dick Chimney Year ago

    To all you numbskulls who are complaining about the title being misleading, they're essentially saying that maybe bringing the series back to killing fascists instead of having you play as one might be a good idea. I swear, I don't know why Cracked even bothers with subtlety at this point.....

  • Cryax The Fellarm

    xD

  • ES Goy
    ES Goy Year ago

    Bearded guy seems like a Mega faggot who is the reason COD got shit for like 5 years

  • Lazzerwolf117
    Lazzerwolf117 Year ago

    i just wanted a video making fun of call of duty. I didn't want this.

  • Luke Cuddy
    Luke Cuddy Year ago

    You buried the lead! Escort Mission!

  • ELEMENTAL !
    ELEMENTAL ! Year ago

    Most sarcasm in one video

  • VigorousJazzHanz
    VigorousJazzHanz Year ago

    2:47
    Did... Did he just condone terrorist tactics against the US?

  • Allen Blaise
    Allen Blaise Year ago

    No. Bad Cracked.

  • Colin Whitlock
    Colin Whitlock Year ago

    "We want change in cod!"
    *adds futuristic stuff*
    "What did you do to cod!?"
    *goes back to exactly what it was before*
    "Oh man this is perfect!"
    I was fine with futuristic stuff.

  • daniel bueno
    daniel bueno Year ago

    How's this about cod ww2?

  • Nickel
    Nickel Year ago

    I zoned out for a second somewhere in the middle and when I started paying attention to the video again I actually thought he was talking about Halo.

  • • ItsMrRogue •

    (Forgets to include the destruction of a city full of innocent people)

  • Ashley L
    Ashley L Year ago

    Why did they do IW when WWII came out a couple days earlier. There's no way it takes them a year to come up with ideas.

  • ClockworkAvatar
    ClockworkAvatar Year ago

    What was the point of this video?

  • Zehcnas89
    Zehcnas89 Year ago +2

    I legit never realized that we were the Empire LOL

  • IV MR GREEN XX
    IV MR GREEN XX Year ago

    I think you mean old call of duty... this shits been out over a year already. where's Roger? he's the only funny person on this channel

  • Natural RAM Enlargement®

    by advertising their game through sponsored content via this channel. gud content man

  • Fragacide
    Fragacide Year ago +1

    Put "escort mission" in the title! I almost skipped this thinking it was one of those shit shows where all they do is talk about a fan theory they found on reddit for 45 seconds.

  • Organon
    Organon Year ago

    Cracked responds to Battlefront II, please.

  • Youcant Stopme!
    Youcant Stopme! Year ago

    Hahahahaha good stuff!!!

  • pfenixfyre
    pfenixfyre Year ago

    Great!

  • kellyloganme
    kellyloganme Year ago

    (Looks at controller) You want this, don't you? The win is welling in you now. Take your controller. Use it! The rebels are virtually unarmed. Strike them down! Give in to your win and for purchase weapon load outs. With each passing moment you become more my servant. (Capitalist military industrial complex smiles. :^)

  • The LAN Cave
    The LAN Cave Year ago

    This was probably my favorite Escort Mission so far.

  • Brown Pir8
    Brown Pir8 Year ago

    Let's be honest though. The new call of duty isn't new.....AT ALL. I played WW2 over a decade ago.

  • Gundamn Mechahunter

    Isn't this a year late?...

  • Elvis Luna
    Elvis Luna Year ago

    *Star Warrrrs, nothing but Star Wars, for you and me!!*

    But seriously, why I didn't buy this game, thinking it was hot shit, please 😒

  • I F
    I F Year ago

    This and the Fallout video are the top tier gold of this already Ausome series.

  • Victor Martinez
    Victor Martinez Year ago

    you're like a year late buddy

  • peter holm
    peter holm Year ago

    Cod is for noob who cant play high dexterity games. I bet the cant even pass stage one mario with 1 live, probably will be owned in counter strike

  • Crysishawk619
    Crysishawk619 Year ago

    New cod fucked the Rest out of the franchise, due to Bad Servers and many Problems i already Sold it haha gonna buy bf1 premium again and play that

  • BWGgy
    BWGgy Year ago

    Almost didn't watch this, cause of the title, and cause it's Cracked... But thank goodness it was an Escort Mission!

  • ithun yeasir
    ithun yeasir Year ago

    Play paladins

  • justin arias
    justin arias Year ago +1

    Dude I've played so many WW2 games when they ask if there any veterans here tonight I stand ...

  • Ara Mahar
    Ara Mahar Year ago

    For everyone saying that you have to read between the lines to understand how the title makes sense.... come on, stop giving all the credit to Cracked. They clearly picked the most click-baity title they thought they could get away with. Even though the answer the title can ONLY be inferred from making guesses and reading between the lines.
    If the topic of your video title is never ACTUALLY addressed even once in the video, then it's a SHITTY TITLE.

  • UpsideDownMon
    UpsideDownMon Year ago

    So good I watched it twice, but not that good.... only watched it twice.

  • Alicia Bell
    Alicia Bell Year ago

    LOL love both of these guys

  • Enrico Awesomesurname

    Save the franchise? Look, i don't like it either, but it's still a money cow.

  • Darryl Jack
    Darryl Jack Year ago

    I'm requesting one of two viedos from these two
    One being about Cuphead
    The other being about Sonic mainia or Sonic forces

  • geothetwo
    geothetwo Year ago

    work on your titles cracked team

  • Chris King
    Chris King Year ago

    How do you mean save the franchise....it's booming still...

  • Lead Domination
    Lead Domination Year ago +1

    I want a siracha shirt, I love that shit

  • Cottonballs0000
    Cottonballs0000 Year ago

    Stew it!

  • Fred Buck
    Fred Buck Year ago

    German spot provider storm rhetoric desire suicide involve tactic thousand.

  • Armendicus
    Armendicus Year ago

    Ha!! He turns into a Nazi at the end.

  • Peter Dietrich
    Peter Dietrich Year ago

    But isn't the new one about WW2? Did I miss something by having only played the first call of duty and then never paying attention to where the series went?

  • Bro how mad are you LOL

    "Violent meditation" LMFAO amazing line. Fuck call of duty.

  • Nekminute
    Nekminute Year ago +2

    Haha love these guys