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    His most relateable joke! Welcome back Michael!
    Watch the first episode of the best show ever! The Big Show!
    Michael Mcintyre jokes about british drivers mindset, curiousity and every fun button in a car.
    Make sure to watch the Big Show featuring Michael McIntyre on BBC One every Saturday!
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Comments • 102

  • MysticEye
    MysticEye 2 months ago +1

    So does anyone actually have wind screen wipers that cross over each other?

  • curiouscat 13
    curiouscat 13 2 months ago

    I REGRET MY DECISION!!!

  • BeautifulMindQ8
    BeautifulMindQ8 2 months ago +1

    ONLY ONE ... 😂 that’s me

  • Lisa McWilliams
    Lisa McWilliams 2 months ago

    Hilarious

  • Edurne Ace
    Edurne Ace 2 months ago

    Whenever i drive in the rain i remember this bit about the wipers

  • Star
    Star 3 months ago +3

    so funny !
    "we are working as a team!!"
    "I'm coming! I'm coming!"

  • KaidaFly
    KaidaFly 3 months ago +1

    i fucking hate driving in the uk everyone drives like loons

    Then again I cant talk im Irish

  • safi456
    safi456 3 months ago

    3:38 hilarious

  • Zade H
    Zade H 4 months ago +4

    You think I'm not grateful!!!!!!


    But I am grateful🚘🚘

  • Donna Palmeri
    Donna Palmeri 4 months ago +4

    Such a funny man,and I can relate to everything he says!!! Love him!!!

  • Alif Kamarudin
    Alif Kamarudin 5 months ago +4

    This guy make a joke out of car's hazard light. Great comedian.

  • Tomi Janet
    Tomi Janet 5 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Samuel White
    Samuel White 5 months ago +6

    This video was funny before I had my license, and even funnier after I got my license!! I love Michael

    • Tom K
      Tom K 5 months ago +1

      Yes! I'm a new driver and had my first hazard thank you last week, just made me think of McIntyre :')

  • Lois_ xx90
    Lois_ xx90 6 months ago

    His best one was the dentist one 🤣😂🤣😅

  • Baloney1
    Baloney1 6 months ago +6

    Oh god, the intermittent setting killed me 😆😆😆

  • Francine Jones
    Francine Jones 6 months ago +6

    He’s very clever

  • Zero Tea
    Zero Tea 6 months ago +1

    Can you upload "idiot driver"?

  • Sam Lay
    Sam Lay 6 months ago +1

    iv watched this so many times, honestly one of the best bits of comedy iv ever watched

  • Zero Tea
    Zero Tea 7 months ago

    Where can I find the show where he mentions "overtake the idiot"

  • Pablo Urdiales Antelo
    Pablo Urdiales Antelo 8 months ago +1

    I was there!!!

  • Anonymous
    Anonymous 8 months ago +2

    3:34 and to the end of that part is the most British thing I’ve seen all day

  • Minty
    Minty 9 months ago

    The windscreen wiper thing is so true! I didn't realise everyone felt that way about the intermittent setting. But the most irritating thing is if the driver's judgement is off and they have their wiper setting too high for the amount of water build-up. Urgh. Boo to them.

  • Nathan Kosky
    Nathan Kosky 9 months ago

    Driving Thank Yous
    Normal driver: Hazard Lights
    Young Sporty Driver: Flicker of Left and Right Indicators

  • Lorraine Hadebe
    Lorraine Hadebe 9 months ago +6

    I can't stop watching this. Loooool

  • jan v
    jan v 9 months ago +2

    I haven't even learnt to drive but I feel eyes burning in my head when our car is let in and I always ask my mum just in case she didn't click the hazard lights

  • achanwahn
    achanwahn 9 months ago +1

    I actually really appreciated that system of flashing to alert sudden traffic jams. Totally carried it over when I moved back home. I think it's saved me from being rearended a few times

  • leith keith
    leith keith 10 months ago +1

    Hazard thankyou i love it. Top man Michael.

  • alconamx
    alconamx 10 months ago

    what else dont they know.......

  • ☀️ Sunny  Days ☀️

    You think I’m not grateful....

    But I am grateful lol 😆

  • Amadeus190890
    Amadeus190890 10 months ago

    Learning to drive in Denmark hazard thank you was the first thing I learned in UK.

  • obie d
    obie d 10 months ago +2

    But i am grateful

  • Caspian T.B
    Caspian T.B 10 months ago

    Russell Howard's better

  • Emila Aleksandra
    Emila Aleksandra 10 months ago +2

    finnish drivers have to drive on 5 meter thick ice through snow storms like almost all year around😂

  • Alice Sierra
    Alice Sierra 11 months ago +1

    I love how some of this isn't just British people but Americans as well 😂

  • Julia A. Briges
    Julia A. Briges 11 months ago +68

    He makes everyday routine things just hilarious!

  • Jordan Davies
    Jordan Davies 11 months ago +34

    29 dislikes are BMW drivers

    • Gerard Glancy
      Gerard Glancy 3 months ago

      hahaha Jordan!

    • Ryan Kelly
      Ryan Kelly 6 months ago

      That joke doesn't work here lad. Hazards and indicators are different

  • PhoenixRiviera
    PhoenixRiviera Year ago +5

    OMG that's me too and I'm not from England !

  • Madoka
    Madoka Year ago

    unlawful use of hazard lights or high beams can get u a 200 euro ticket and 2 points on ur license(in my country)

    • Madoka
      Madoka Year ago

      by using the indicator left right left right

    • Dina
      Dina Year ago

      Madoka so how do they signal thank you in your country?

  • Rare Sense
    Rare Sense Year ago +7

    I never knew the hazard thank you was a thing.

  • ilard
    ilard Year ago +1

    So obvious yet so obscure. What a genius.

  • trustfundangel
    trustfundangel Year ago +2

    Y’all come to Canada and put your Hazards on for any reason except for when you’re being an ACTUAL HAZARD you will either be 1. Yelled at
    2. Flipped off or
    3. Stared at, Flipped off, Yelled at AND you will always be known to our friends and family as that idiot who put on their hazards for literally no reason

  • Holly Grimm
    Holly Grimm Year ago

    I've always tapped my breaks to let the car know thanks.

  • Lucy Reilly
    Lucy Reilly Year ago +3

    So funny 😂😂

  • Michael Hart
    Michael Hart Year ago

    If you're turning on the hazard lights just because of sudden stop then you're a tool

    • LISA MOWBRAY
      LISA MOWBRAY 9 months ago +1

      Same in spain, if not undoutabtly someone will smack into the bsck of yr car....

    • Walter White
      Walter White Year ago +1

      Ah yes because slowing from 70-0 in the dark when its raining is definitely not a hazard. Nice one

    • Collins LFC
      Collins LFC Year ago +3

      Why? If you're going from 70mph to 0 doing heavy braking, then warning the cars behind you seems like a good idea to me.

  • Sarah-Anne _
    Sarah-Anne _ Year ago +3

    Good luck trying to master hook turns, trams and bikes in the rush hour in Melbourne when it's legal to turn right from the far left.

    • killick1969
      killick1969 Year ago

      I’ve been in Melbourne 8 years and I know all the CBD routes to avoid the hook turns 😂😂😂😂

  • H vA
    H vA Year ago +50

    I've never seen a "hazard thankyou" I guess we don't have that in my country. Here we actually wave or flash our lights a little...

    • Shota Minami
      Shota Minami 6 months ago +2

      I didn’t know Brits also do it. In Japan we use hazard to thank other drivers very often. I thought it was just in my country.

    • Regenbogen Träumerin
      Regenbogen Träumerin 6 months ago

      We either lift our hand so that the person behind us can see it trough our back window or use our indicators (left - right - left; mostly used by lorry drivers but some car drivers use this as well) to say thankyou to someone behind us.

    • Collins LFC
      Collins LFC Year ago +1

      Not really, it's just common sense. If you're waiting in a queue and leave a gap so somebody can pull out of a junction in front of you, then they may flash their hazard lights to thank you for letting them in. They only keep their hazard lights on for a second or so.

    • H vA
      H vA Year ago

      Collins LFC Hmmm... and it's not mistaken for a warning by the people behind you? We just do flashy lights and waves both for behind and in front...

    • Collins LFC
      Collins LFC Year ago +5

      We use the "hazard thankyou" to thank cars that are behind us. If we're thanking a car in front of us we either flash our headlights (in the dark usually) or put our hand up.

  • Claudine B
    Claudine B Year ago

    So so funny!

  • Matt
    Matt Year ago

    God I hate British drivers

  • Kirti Singh
    Kirti Singh Year ago +2

    My God 😁😁

  • Renfield Syndrome
    Renfield Syndrome Year ago +35

    I have always loved Michael McIntyre’s shows, but what is he on? British people are great drivers?! You’re bloody terrifying. You don’t indicate. Never before have I been cut off by a double decker bus on a four lane roundabout, no indicators or anything. Or there was the time that the driver on the inner lane of yet another four lane roundabout decided that he didn’t want to be there anymore and cut across three lanes, without indicating, and shot off down an exit. If someone cut someone in Australia, in any situation with our without indicating, you would get tooted at and abuse from the other drives. And lets not forget the speeds. 60 miles an hour down a narrow and winding country lane where you cant see whats coming because of the hedges. That’s a speed of 96km! Terrifying.

    • Malik
      Malik 5 months ago

      +Ruby Brown true. Only in london.

    • Malik
      Malik 5 months ago

      Lol double decker are bad everywhere. U.K has one of the safest and lowest accident in the world. In your face ?

    • HEy sTOB iT baby
      HEy sTOB iT baby 9 months ago

      +Based Wonton Soup You are an idiot.

    • Based Wonton Soup
      Based Wonton Soup 10 months ago

      Bro yall british niggas on sumn else. I thought u niggas rode horses???

    • Ruby Brown
      Ruby Brown Year ago +1

      London has drivers that are impatient and then everyone else is pretty good

  • Jana Sali
    Jana Sali Year ago +6

    OMG! It’s so true

  • AnilAslan
    AnilAslan Year ago +23

    We are definitely not the best drivers in the world that's for sure. Take any fellow Brit to the traffic in Istanbul and they'd either crash or die from over-stressing.

    • Kelly Rosa
      Kelly Rosa 26 days ago

      Yeah but the driving there is like road rules/laws don’t exist

    • Malik
      Malik 5 months ago

      True. Take it to india or indonesia and they'll die from shouting

    • murgul morgul
      murgul morgul 6 months ago

      🤣👍🏻 totally true

    • Gizem Nur Eryılmaz
      Gizem Nur Eryılmaz 7 months ago

      AnilAslan I strongly agree lol

  • Efemral
    Efemral Year ago +112

    Putting on your hazard lights to warn of sudden slows doesn't seem to be a thing here in Australia. Sounds like a good idea though.

    • Malik
      Malik 5 months ago

      Yes because in here if someone slows down all of a sudden, you just run over them

    • BluebearChu
      BluebearChu 5 months ago

      In Korea as well. Especially when there’s heavy rain and it’s obscuring your sight

    • Y O
      Y O 9 months ago +1

      In Japan we do it on motorways when there's a sudden buildup

    • bryce anderson
      bryce anderson 9 months ago +2

      I'm an American and I do it.

    • achanwahn
      achanwahn 9 months ago +3

      It was in Germany & France. As far as I could tell it was a European standard

  • Bianca Xx
    Bianca Xx Year ago +3

    I laughed so hard I lost my balls


    Now I’m a woman.

    • Bianca Xx
      Bianca Xx Year ago

      Jana Sali back to being a man I guess......

    • Jana Sali
      Jana Sali Year ago

      Bianca Cerezo I think I found them

  • Jade
    Jade Year ago +141

    the one i like is to turn all lights off then back on again to tell someone to turn their lights on.

    • Malik
      Malik 5 months ago +1

      Hahahaha i thought it was just me

    • Save And Continue
      Save And Continue Year ago +3

      Jade I personally prefer the 'violent jazz hands' method. Not quite as effective, but it gets the blood flowing.

  • Tan Coyer
    Tan Coyer Year ago +26

    ROFL brilliant and so true!

  • Miguelito xD Alonso
    Miguelito xD Alonso Year ago +4

    110th like wioooow

  • Collins LFC
    Collins LFC Year ago +205

    Classic Michael McIntyre observational comedy. Love it! 😀

  • YhousdRL 1
    YhousdRL 1 Year ago +135

    I cannot stop laughing

  • Infinite Thunder
    Infinite Thunder Year ago +46

    Love this