Michael McIntyre's Greatest Jokes #2


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  • Introzoid
    Introzoid  10 months ago +383

    Sorry for the lip syncing issues - I have no idea how to fix that.

    • Julia dale
      Julia dale 17 days ago +1

      Introzoid o

    • Thomson Wxc
      Thomson Wxc 24 days ago +1

      its OK๐Ÿ‘

    • TBDD-Crew
      TBDD-Crew Month ago +3

      +Richard Wills Shut up you mad warhead.

    • fourbypete
      fourbypete 2 months ago +2

      The part where he is talking like an Asian person is even more funny because of the audio sync.

    • Celine Bab
      Celine Bab 2 months ago +2

      Introzoid 8

  • that guy who would not share his name

    As a dinghy sailor the wind direction matters A LOT.nothing worse than when they get it wrong.

  • Andy Horse
    Andy Horse 4 days ago

    WARNING WARNING WARNING......have you all forgotten about the Jimmy Sav' !..... well here's another one hiding in 'PLAIN SIGHT'

  • Charlotte Satchithananda

    I was drinking water when watching this
    I regret life decisions

  • Hannah B
    Hannah B 4 days ago

    That aldi person is me ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Annie Conway
    Annie Conway 6 days ago +1

    Hey Michael, the Sรชfrican youโ€™re mockingโ€™s first language is probably not English. We have 11 languages ffs! Give a bloke a break. Everyone else spoke only English. How many languages can you speak? Mmmmm???

  • Colin Kohne
    Colin Kohne 6 days ago

    I think you're overlooking the joy of pushing a button

  • Maisie and Erin
    Maisie and Erin 7 days ago +1

    the irish accent had me crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    btw im irish so its relatable

  • Vicki Carr
    Vicki Carr 7 days ago

    refreshingly funny and clean.

  • Janco van der Westhuizen

    His South African accent is 11 octaves too high but not bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Supreme Leader Nugget


    TGWCL 9 days ago


  • Pivot Animations
    Pivot Animations 9 days ago

    Hey I love sitting in the back, my brother is happy they're in the front and I get some peace

  • Heidi JS
    Heidi JS 10 days ago


  • Leandabee
    Leandabee 10 days ago

    Omg, your Aussie accent was perfect ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ

  • Leandabee
    Leandabee 10 days ago


  • bongo bannana piano pankakes

    lol you can just see his hair bouncing up and down

  • t e r I N E E D L E R
    t e r I N E E D L E R 10 days ago

    The barmetrc pressure is VERY important if youโ€™ve got certain kinds of arthritis or migraine headaches. Probably tons of other painful ailments too because the air pressure is - pressure squishing those ouchy parts into other nerves and bone spikes and itโ€™s like youโ€™ve been kicked repeatedly so yes, pressure is important and young people suffer too! Obviously Michael never used to play contact sports. I love your style mcintyre !

  • Bonnie Denouden
    Bonnie Denouden 10 days ago

    i love michael's shows but he talks so darn fast sometimes it's hard to understand him.

  • Gothmummi
    Gothmummi 10 days ago

    Honestly my4 year old totally lost his shit when his 9 year old brother pushed the traffic light button. I mean, he sobbed like all his worldly possessions had just gone up in smoke.
    I had to literally find find a crossing so he could push the button...

  • Isabelle Regan-Poole
    Isabelle Regan-Poole 11 days ago

    Waitrose is actually cheaper than Tesco if you buy Waitrose own

  • Lucifer Leota
    Lucifer Leota 11 days ago

    Mate the aussie accent on point

  • Bel Ess
    Bel Ess 12 days ago

    HEYYYYYY I am from Singapore and the Chinese people who are born here DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!

    • Bel Ess
      Bel Ess 12 days ago

      That aside I kept laughing throughout part 1 and 2. ;) thanks for uploading!

  • Amber Price
    Amber Price 12 days ago +1

    21:52 WAITROSE

  • Jinja Rogers
    Jinja Rogers 12 days ago

    Your Aussie accent is spot on mate ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

  • D O
    D O 13 days ago

    Thereโ€™s nobody here in the USA that has as much talent as this comedian than this guy does in his little pinky. I laughed till I cried.

  • Georgia Hill
    Georgia Hill 14 days ago

    OMG I love this!!!

  • Kookie Crumb
    Kookie Crumb 14 days ago +1

    I'm 14 and I'll still fight to press the button. โœŠ

  • Pink Magic Ali
    Pink Magic Ali 18 days ago

    That tap thing has happened to me. Iโ€™m trying to work out this tap...turned out it was a switch you bump with your knee.
    Two weeks later I was in another bathroom and a woman is doing the same sensor dance....it was a normal tap with a twist handle.

  • WordOfTheWise100
    WordOfTheWise100 19 days ago

    Just sayin that pretty much everywhere but the east coast of Aus speak so fast. Not loud but damn quick ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • tony sallis
    tony sallis 19 days ago

    love this guy, so funny, saw him last month at the O2, tears streaming down my face from laughing, light switch in Norway the funniest

  • kyle Auty
    kyle Auty 19 days ago

    That is the most perfect Australian accent that a non Australian has ever done.

  • Jenni Awesome_dude86
    Jenni Awesome_dude86 21 day ago +1

    Thx Iโ€™m northern Irish โ˜˜๏ธ Iโ€™m humiliated

  • wolfuu
    wolfuu 21 day ago

    I'm surprised he didn't mention the Liverpool accent lol

  • Saartje05
    Saartje05 25 days ago

    Imo the jacket of the new suit is too short

  • Ryaan Soofi
    Ryaan Soofi 26 days ago +15

    Dear Micheal when ever I am sad I come to watch you and you make my day

  • Paul R
    Paul R 26 days ago

    I thought I'd give this a chance because I've seen him on, Mock The Week and other panel shows and thought he was dreadful and maybe his stand up would be funny as it'd be more polished. First joke is just, "isn't it funny when kids argue." Like Peter Kaye and all this jokes being "Do you remember when..."
    This is the kind of comedy I'd expect Americans to find funny.
    Reeves and Mortimer, Alex Horne, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade try some comedy that might test the grey matter.!

  • Paul R
    Paul R 26 days ago

    His kids sound more fucking annoying than him

  • Katie James
    Katie James 26 days ago +2

    The opticians bit genuinely made me cry I was laughing so hard

  • Erin Murphy
    Erin Murphy 26 days ago +2

    That is literally me in the opticians. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jared Tweed
    Jared Tweed 26 days ago

    Starting at 19:08 it gets REALLY good!

  • Donna Palmeri
    Donna Palmeri 28 days ago +1

    This is one funny man!!!! I'm still laughing!!

  • Karoline Berge
    Karoline Berge 28 days ago

    the Norway bit killed me. Its the middle of the night so I can't make any noise. The hardest thing I have ever had to do. Also Im from Norway.

  • Abby white
    Abby white 28 days ago

    His Aussie accent was spot on ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Pearl_The_Emo BISH
    Pearl_The_Emo BISH 28 days ago

    I personally relate to being in the front seat, my brother used to cry.

  • Heyden Jaye
    Heyden Jaye 28 days ago

    4:55 It's bald Jimmy Carr everyone!

    ITZ_GACHAUNICORN :D 29 days ago

    I am long sighted and short sighted

  • Emmskie Smyth
    Emmskie Smyth 29 days ago

    27:00 Yaaasss! It rains 24/7 in Northern Ireland

  • Jenny Abrahall
    Jenny Abrahall Month ago

    Iโ€™m from Devon and heโ€™s so damn accurate

  • Emmskie Smyth
    Emmskie Smyth Month ago

    I'm northern Irish and this got to me on a good level

  • Izzy Crookes
    Izzy Crookes Month ago +1

    iron bru just came out my nose

  • Emily Kalunga
    Emily Kalunga Month ago


  • Carter P
    Carter P Month ago

    Me and my brother sort out the sitting in the front of the car situation by the dates, I have every even day because I was born in 2004 and my brother on the even days as he was born in 2007

  • Exotic_Ghoul
    Exotic_Ghoul Month ago +2

    Lol that eye test is so true!

  • Rebecca Anderson
    Rebecca Anderson Month ago

    I used to do the road crossing thing all the time. Though he'd go when it wasn't safe and I wasn't crazy, lol

  • Siran
    Siran Month ago +2

    Aussie accent ON POINT! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Beast
    Beast Month ago

    Every video I watch even this, I can't help myself reading every comment

  • Rachel Ard
    Rachel Ard Month ago

    I'm from Northern Ireland and that was dead on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • spoot
    spoot Month ago

    That crossing the road thing is different over here.
    Even if as we're approaching the crossing we witness 3 different people push the button before we get there, we need to push it again just to make sure the button has been pushed properly

  • XxKatlen-ChanxX
    XxKatlen-ChanxX Month ago

    The part about Northern Ireland is true on so many levels, I canโ€™t stop laughing about how truthful it actually is ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Daffydd Price
    Daffydd Price Month ago +1

    I'm short sighted in my left eye and long sighted in my right eye

  • Louise Baker
    Louise Baker Month ago

    I thought u was dead ๐Ÿ˜‚mm2k18๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Bruno Butcher
    Bruno Butcher Month ago

    0:26 - get a fiat multipla (problem solved)

  • x Taniwha x
    x Taniwha x Month ago

    Kids just like pressing buttons

  • KJ Lane
    KJ Lane Month ago

    That is so true about Australia

  • Claire Daniel
    Claire Daniel Month ago +5

    Please can we get Michael on strictly come dancing?!

    • Full English
      Full English 8 days ago

      He'd win even with broken legs

    • AlohaMia
      AlohaMia 13 days ago

      Claire Daniel YES YES YES

  • Paddy Delaney
    Paddy Delaney Month ago

    9:40 the accent evolved to be like that cause u cunts colonize the North, there's yer answer

  • Christine Lamin
    Christine Lamin Month ago +86

    Michael Macintyre is the most brilliant comedian. No superlatives, no thing politically incorrect, no sexism......just life at its funniest. How refreshing. Genius.

    • Darcy D
      Darcy D 15 days ago +1


    • Christine Lamin
      Christine Lamin 26 days ago +2

      I have the biggest sense of humour but its quite intelligent to entertain without the sexism etc. I love Jim Davidson and he is on the opposite end of the spectrum. I am not a feminist but women dont need the mysoginistic asides from men it is unnecessary.

    • Paul R
      Paul R 26 days ago +2

      +Christine Lamin I feel comedy should be taken always in the manner it's intended, to entertain. So having to face calls to be politically correct, in what is essentially a form of art and freedom of expression is grating.
      I apologise though for what I wrote, it didn't translate how I wanted it too. It was a joke, where if delivered in context and in person would have been inoffensive.

    • Christine Lamin
      Christine Lamin 26 days ago +5

      Paul R I beg your pardon? What is that about? I have a maths degree and a degree in engineering. I Was a Tornado pilot in the RAF and served in Iraq and Afghanistan, does that shock you?

    • Paul R
      Paul R 26 days ago +1

      How, refreshing, an intelligent comment from a woman. Did a man teach you about gender equality?

  • Blue Alpha
    Blue Alpha Month ago

    I can incredibly relate to his jokes on the opticians

  • Ashley VZ
    Ashley VZ Month ago

    haha that was a very exaggerated Afrikaans South African accent x'D 10:45

  • triplea657aaa
    triplea657aaa Month ago +3

    OMG lol "I'm not sailing to work"

  • Leanne Lewis
    Leanne Lewis Month ago

    Kinda reminds me of hagrid when he was doing the accents lol

  • Grace Brown For days

    ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Iโ€™m South African๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Ben Bradley-Croft
    Ben Bradley-Croft Month ago

    Okay I've seen all the comments about people drinking and it coming out of their nose but he said he was at the options "is it clearer on one or two, one, or two, one, or two"......."I'm sorry I don't know what your talking about"๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, I just made the weirdest sound. Also don't let lemonade come out your nose.

  • Ben Bradley-Croft
    Ben Bradley-Croft Month ago

    "Australias are the most relaxed people". You haven't met the qiwi's mate

  • Ann-Marie Baker
    Ann-Marie Baker Month ago

    Brilliant! Love Michael

  • Leave me alone Holly

    It's 12:17 am and I am watching this

  • Marion Moore
    Marion Moore Month ago +1

    Michael is Hilarious
    Good Clean Fun Always.
    Thank you so much.

  • Christine Yarnold
    Christine Yarnold Month ago +2

    He got pretty good Aussie accent
    And Iโ€™m a Aussie

  • CK Studios
    CK Studios Month ago +1

    During the Weather forecast section, I started Laughing, and then it got to the point where I was choking while laughing to him saying โ€œI got caught in the Pressure.โ€ All I could think of was that your food didnโ€™t cook on time in the Pressure Cooker! This is the Power of Comedy

  • Mills Carter
    Mills Carter Month ago


  • FnaFBMinecraft
    FnaFBMinecraft Month ago +8

    Norway is the best. I'm norwegian. ;)

  • MissAhmed Ahmed
    MissAhmed Ahmed Month ago +13

    I donโ€™t know why other comedians cussed him, heโ€™s so funny and just because heโ€™s not working class doesnโ€™t mean heโ€™s not relatable - his material is hilarious

    • Abbie
      Abbie 7 days ago

      MissAhmed Ahmed who cussed him?

  • Karina Peters
    Karina Peters Month ago +2

    In Scotland we say "Deed" not dead but otherwise good accent.

  • Crispy Chippy
    Crispy Chippy Month ago

    0:45 you let ur kids sit in the front
    Thatโ€™s a bit dangerous

  • RakeShuvo BD_CTG
    RakeShuvo BD_CTG Month ago

    Is he the only comedian who doesn't use bad words but manages make everyone laugh??

  • Anonymous Person
    Anonymous Person Month ago +2

    24:00 โ€œthereโ€™s normally someone from Aldi in the bushes, โ€˜Iโ€™ll have that thank youโ€™ โ€œ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • DavidFFFanatic
    DavidFFFanatic Month ago +2

    20:23 - Stunner

  • Sarah Hunter
    Sarah Hunter Month ago

    His Aussie accent is spot on

  • Judy Vieveen
    Judy Vieveen Month ago +1

    Omg I love him so much, he is soooooo funny!!

  • jim S
    jim S 2 months ago

    US here and man some of this is so funny. thanks for the post. As far as the sync problem I just put a few post it notes on my screen covering upper 1/4.

  • Shelley Di Biase
    Shelley Di Biase 2 months ago

    Your Aussie accent is excellent

  • kinky mermaid
    kinky mermaid 2 months ago

    I STILL go mental when my dad pushes the button in the elevatorโ€ฆ Iโ€™m 26 years old! ๐Ÿ˜

  • ginny may
    ginny may 2 months ago

    I have irlen syndrome so for me getting my (short sighted) glasses are incredible difficult! Coz without my special glasses I canโ€™t actually see properly.. coz the white of the background like to play tricks with my eyes.. and will make letters disappear and move.. so thatโ€™s just greaaaat!

  • Scopophobia
    Scopophobia 2 months ago

    It actually is like that in Scotland. The summer is the only time its natural to not see ur breath

  • William Greenhouse
    William Greenhouse 2 months ago +1

    Not my cup of tea

  • SUHAIL 24
    SUHAIL 24 2 months ago +1

    Funniest Person

  • Upฤsikฤ Isabel
    Upฤsikฤ Isabel 2 months ago +10

    I am literally in tears laughing ๐Ÿ˜‚ Thanks for compiling this ๐Ÿ˜

  • Mrs. Thomas
    Mrs. Thomas 2 months ago +2

    I love when he sounds like his children. I also love my Aldi!!