Michael McIntyre's Greatest Jokes #2

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Comments • 367

  • Introzoid
    Introzoid  Year ago +459

    Sorry for the lip syncing issues - I have no idea how to fix that.

    • Lauren McCommon
      Lauren McCommon Month ago

      i thought my phone was broken๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Holly Xx
      Holly Xx 2 months ago

      Richard Wills ummm okay?

    • Holly Xx
      Holly Xx 2 months ago

      *Drusilla666* he heh hehe hehe

    • Marwah Abouali
      Marwah Abouali 3 months ago

      Introzoid itโ€™s okโค๏ธ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

    • misshappynun
      misshappynun 4 months ago

      no worries we are so blessed thank you!

  • Innocent Psycho
    Innocent Psycho 3 days ago

    *Iโ€™m 15 and I will fight my brother for the road button for the rest of my life*

    BUEFED.T JUSTICE Month ago

    He is so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡งโ˜•๏ธ

  • thedarkside22
    thedarkside22 Month ago

    had to pause the video to control myself because it was that funny

  • Zoe Schultz
    Zoe Schultz Month ago

    The first person ive actually ever fucken heard do a straya accent right

  • Selvameena Dhandapani

    Listening to Michael McIntyre I always feel recharged. I love it how he takes the most mundane activity in a day and turn it into absolutely hilarious.. one problem with the background decoration though. The stripey things gives headache when he moves fast left and right, and I'm focusing on his face. Poor design, the live audiences would have felt this was too.

  • Isabelle Wells
    Isabelle Wells Month ago

    Iโ€™m actually his idea of a โ€œfantasyโ€ child

  • Letโ€™s sacrifice Toby Marshall

    I canโ€™t see the big letter

  • Emily Childs-Perry
    Emily Childs-Perry 2 months ago +1

    I meant he is soooooooo funny ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ˜น๐Ÿ˜น

  • Emily Childs-Perry
    Emily Childs-Perry 2 months ago

    He usually funny

  • michelle morgan
    michelle morgan 2 months ago

    Yeah the Aussie skit is sooo true

  • Charnell Coetzer
    Charnell Coetzer 2 months ago

    Rubbish South African accent but hilarious otherwise

  • Kimberley Wray
    Kimberley Wray 3 months ago

    He's actually got a decent Aussie accent

  • Andrean Jeff Estrellado

    when he talked about timing on pedestrian I do that every single time

  • Kirstine Termansen
    Kirstine Termansen 3 months ago

    Joachim cries

  • Cherry Cola
    Cherry Cola 3 months ago

    One time, when I was with my family for an event and we were waiting for the elevator with 6-7 other people. My sister told me to press the down button but my stupid ass press on the down sign, and not the button. My family pretend they did not know me. One of the guy with us, pressed the button for me and it was so embarrassing because he was smiling at me urghhh

  • Pamela Hulton
    Pamela Hulton 3 months ago


  • KaidaFly
    KaidaFly 3 months ago +3

    IM IRISH!! And might I say the accent it wasnโ€™t half bad, and no were loud at least when we want to be ๐Ÿคฃ
    Also eyesight: Iโ€™m both long and short sighted (said my my optometrist) and I canโ€™t see the very top line very well

  • Georgie Walker
    Georgie Walker 3 months ago

    Thank you from South Africa ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  • Elena Dragut
    Elena Dragut 4 months ago

    People like Michael make me wanna write TVclip and ask for the Adore button because Like just isn't enough

  • Yamna Zahid
    Yamna Zahid 4 months ago

    Omg optomologist part was the best ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Sharkie626
    Sharkie626 4 months ago

    Pushing the elevator (lift) button. My brother and I are so guilty of that. Haha

  • HappyGeekChic
    HappyGeekChic 4 months ago +3

    Whenever I have anxiety or feeling down I just watch Michael McIntyre videos. He brightens up my heart and I feel so much better. Thanks for all the uploads on YT.

  • Mikayla McArthur
    Mikayla McArthur 4 months ago +1

    The Australian was really good๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Patricia Chalmers
    Patricia Chalmers 4 months ago

    Terrific to watch.

  • Lizzy Darcy
    Lizzy Darcy 4 months ago +2

    Michael McIntyre: An Englishman with a Scottish name that looks Chinese

  • Akshara Pitre
    Akshara Pitre 4 months ago


  • ItsZahra
    ItsZahra 4 months ago

    Iโ€™m from Australia and no bullshit that was a pretty good Australian accent ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Cheryl Lemme
    Cheryl Lemme 4 months ago

    Absolutely fabulous

  • experiencejoy
    experiencejoy 4 months ago +1

    his Aussie impersonations were SO good!

  • *Drusilla666*
    *Drusilla666* 4 months ago

    love him but his south african accent is horrible.

  • Stephen Philipps
    Stephen Philipps 4 months ago

    Lol the elevator/lift button bit ahaha as an adult its silly to go "sorry its my turn to push the button" ahaha. As an Aussie the Australian accent wasnt bad either ahaha

  • ่ตตๅ†ฌ
    ่ตตๅ†ฌ 5 months ago

    dont know wht HOME OF VISON is the funnist thing for me anyone else?

  • Teresa Reviews It All
    Teresa Reviews It All 5 months ago

    U r great but Actually ppl with migraines care about the pressure. It makes them a lot worse. And more ppl have them than u think.

  • LPs_ Tibble_Productions

    *that south African accent tho! I'm south African! And we don't sound like that at all. XD*

  • Vic du Preez
    Vic du Preez 5 months ago

    10:38 hahaha
    I'm from South Africa and that sounds very weird.Hahaha

  • that guy who would not share his name

    As a dinghy sailor the wind direction matters A LOT.nothing worse than when they get it wrong.

  • Andy Horse
    Andy Horse 5 months ago

    WARNING WARNING WARNING......have you all forgotten about the Jimmy Sav' !..... well here's another one hiding in 'PLAIN SIGHT'

  • Charlotte LS
    Charlotte LS 5 months ago

    I was drinking water when watching this
    I regret life decisions

  • Hannah C
    Hannah C 5 months ago

    That aldi person is me ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Annie Conway
    Annie Conway 5 months ago +1

    Hey Michael, the Sรชfrican youโ€™re mockingโ€™s first language is probably not English. We have 11 languages ffs! Give a bloke a break. Everyone else spoke only English. How many languages can you speak? Mmmmm???

    • Persephone Hana
      Persephone Hana 5 months ago

      heโ€™s imitating their accent, not mocking them. Anyway he did the same thing for Ireland and parts of England, and theyโ€™re English speaking countries, arenโ€™t they?

  • Colin Kohne
    Colin Kohne 5 months ago

    I think you're overlooking the joy of pushing a button

  • Emma
    Emma 5 months ago +3

    the irish accent had me crying ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
    btw im irish so its relatable

  • Vicki Carr
    Vicki Carr 5 months ago

    refreshingly funny and clean.

  • Janco van der Westhuizen
    Janco van der Westhuizen 5 months ago +5

    His South African accent is 11 octaves too high but not bad ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Supreme Leader Nugget
    Supreme Leader Nugget 5 months ago


    TGWCL 5 months ago


  • My jokes aren't funny
    My jokes aren't funny 5 months ago

    Hey I love sitting in the back, my brother is happy they're in the front and I get some peace

  • Hannah Smith
    Hannah Smith 5 months ago


  • Leandabee
    Leandabee 5 months ago

    Omg, your Aussie accent was perfect ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคฃ

  • Leandabee
    Leandabee 5 months ago


  • bongo bannana piano pankakes

    lol you can just see his hair bouncing up and down

  • t e r I N E E D L E R
    t e r I N E E D L E R 5 months ago

    The barmetrc pressure is VERY important if youโ€™ve got certain kinds of arthritis or migraine headaches. Probably tons of other painful ailments too because the air pressure is - pressure squishing those ouchy parts into other nerves and bone spikes and itโ€™s like youโ€™ve been kicked repeatedly so yes, pressure is important and young people suffer too! Obviously Michael never used to play contact sports. I love your style mcintyre !

  • Bonnie Denouden
    Bonnie Denouden 5 months ago

    i love michael's shows but he talks so darn fast sometimes it's hard to understand him.

  • Gothmummi
    Gothmummi 5 months ago +9

    Honestly my4 year old totally lost his shit when his 9 year old brother pushed the traffic light button. I mean, he sobbed like all his worldly possessions had just gone up in smoke.
    I had to literally find find a crossing so he could push the button...

  • Isabelle Regan-Poole
    Isabelle Regan-Poole 5 months ago

    Waitrose is actually cheaper than Tesco if you buy Waitrose own

  • Jay Leota
    Jay Leota 5 months ago

    Mate the aussie accent on point

  • Bel Ess
    Bel Ess 5 months ago

    HEYYYYYY I am from Singapore and the Chinese people who are born here DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!

    • Bel Ess
      Bel Ess 5 months ago

      That aside I kept laughing throughout part 1 and 2. ;) thanks for uploading!

  • Amber Price
    Amber Price 5 months ago +1

    21:52 WAITROSE

  • Jinja Rogers
    Jinja Rogers 5 months ago

    Your Aussie accent is spot on mate ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‚

  • D O
    D O 5 months ago

    Thereโ€™s nobody here in the USA that has as much talent as this comedian than this guy does in his little pinky. I laughed till I cried.

  • Georgia Hill
    Georgia Hill 5 months ago

    OMG I love this!!!

  • Kookie Crumb
    Kookie Crumb 5 months ago +1

    I'm 14 and I'll still fight to press the button. โœŠ

  • Pink Magic Ali
    Pink Magic Ali 5 months ago

    That tap thing has happened to me. Iโ€™m trying to work out this tap...turned out it was a switch you bump with your knee.
    Two weeks later I was in another bathroom and a woman is doing the same sensor dance....it was a normal tap with a twist handle.

  • WordOfTheWise100
    WordOfTheWise100 6 months ago

    Just sayin that pretty much everywhere but the east coast of Aus speak so fast. Not loud but damn quick ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • tony sallis
    tony sallis 6 months ago

    love this guy, so funny, saw him last month at the O2, tears streaming down my face from laughing, light switch in Norway the funniest

  • kyle Auty
    kyle Auty 6 months ago

    That is the most perfect Australian accent that a non Australian has ever done.

  • Jenni Crawford_86
    Jenni Crawford_86 6 months ago +1

    Thx Iโ€™m northern Irish โ˜˜๏ธ Iโ€™m humiliated

  • wolfuu
    wolfuu 6 months ago

    I'm surprised he didn't mention the Liverpool accent lol

  • Saartje05
    Saartje05 6 months ago

    Imo the jacket of the new suit is too short

    • Saartje05
      Saartje05 4 months ago

      +szabolcs torok The JACKET, not the SLEEVES. Otherwise I would have said the SLEEVES

    • szabolcs torok
      szabolcs torok 4 months ago

      No it's not, you're supposed to let the sleeve of the shirt show a few centimetres.
      How fo you not know this?

  • Ryaan Soofi
    Ryaan Soofi 6 months ago +26

    Dear Micheal when ever I am sad I come to watch you and you make my day

  • Paul R
    Paul R 6 months ago

    I thought I'd give this a chance because I've seen him on, Mock The Week and other panel shows and thought he was dreadful and maybe his stand up would be funny as it'd be more polished. First joke is just, "isn't it funny when kids argue." Like Peter Kaye and all this jokes being "Do you remember when..."
    This is the kind of comedy I'd expect Americans to find funny.
    Reeves and Mortimer, Alex Horne, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade try some comedy that might test the grey matter.!

  • Paul R
    Paul R 6 months ago

    His kids sound more fucking annoying than him

  • Katie James
    Katie James 6 months ago +2

    The opticians bit genuinely made me cry I was laughing so hard

  • Erin Murphy
    Erin Murphy 6 months ago +2

    That is literally me in the opticians. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Jared Tweed
    Jared Tweed 6 months ago

    Starting at 19:08 it gets REALLY good!

  • Donna Palmeri
    Donna Palmeri 6 months ago +1

    This is one funny man!!!! I'm still laughing!!

  • Karoline Berge
    Karoline Berge 6 months ago

    the Norway bit killed me. Its the middle of the night so I can't make any noise. The hardest thing I have ever had to do. Also Im from Norway.

  • Abby white
    Abby white 6 months ago

    His Aussie accent was spot on ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Pearl_The_Emo BISH
    Pearl_The_Emo BISH 6 months ago

    I personally relate to being in the front seat, my brother used to cry.

  • Heyden Jaye
    Heyden Jaye 6 months ago

    4:55 It's bald Jimmy Carr everyone!

  • Shawna Walker
    Shawna Walker 6 months ago

    I am long sighted and short sighted

  • annonymous laughs
    annonymous laughs 6 months ago

    27:00 Yaaasss! It rains 24/7 in Northern Ireland

  • Jenny Abrahall
    Jenny Abrahall 6 months ago

    Iโ€™m from Devon and heโ€™s so damn accurate

  • annonymous laughs
    annonymous laughs 6 months ago

    I'm northern Irish and this got to me on a good level

  • isabelle
    isabelle 6 months ago +1

    iron bru just came out my nose

  • Carter P
    Carter P 6 months ago

    Me and my brother sort out the sitting in the front of the car situation by the dates, I have every even day because I was born in 2004 and my brother on the even days as he was born in 2007

  • Exotic_Ghoul
    Exotic_Ghoul 6 months ago +2

    Lol that eye test is so true!

  • Rebecca Anderson
    Rebecca Anderson 6 months ago

    I used to do the road crossing thing all the time. Though he'd go when it wasn't safe and I wasn't crazy, lol

  • Siran
    Siran 6 months ago +2

    Aussie accent ON POINT! ๐Ÿ‘Œ

  • Beast
    Beast 6 months ago

    Every video I watch even this, I can't help myself reading every comment

  • Rachel Ard
    Rachel Ard 6 months ago

    I'm from Northern Ireland and that was dead on ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • spoot
    spoot 6 months ago

    That crossing the road thing is different over here.
    Even if as we're approaching the crossing we witness 3 different people push the button before we get there, we need to push it again just to make sure the button has been pushed properly

  • XxKatlen-ChanxX
    XxKatlen-ChanxX 6 months ago

    The part about Northern Ireland is true on so many levels, I canโ€™t stop laughing about how truthful it actually is ๐Ÿคฃ

  • Daffydd Price
    Daffydd Price 6 months ago +1

    I'm short sighted in my left eye and long sighted in my right eye

  • Louise Baker
    Louise Baker 6 months ago

    I thought u was dead ๐Ÿ˜‚mm2k18๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Bruno Butcher
    Bruno Butcher 6 months ago

    0:26 - get a fiat multipla (problem solved)

  • x Taniwha x
    x Taniwha x 6 months ago

    Kids just like pressing buttons

  • KJ Lane
    KJ Lane 6 months ago

    That is so true about Australia

  • Claire Daniel
    Claire Daniel 6 months ago +7

    Please can we get Michael on strictly come dancing?!

    • Full English
      Full English 5 months ago

      He'd win even with broken legs

    • AlohaMia
      AlohaMia 5 months ago

      Claire Daniel YES YES YES