Michael McIntyre's Greatest Jokes #2

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  • Introzoid
    Introzoid  Year ago +429

    Sorry for the lip syncing issues - I have no idea how to fix that.

    • Marwah Abouali
      Marwah Abouali 26 days ago

      Introzoid it’s ok❤️👌🏻

    • misshappynun
      misshappynun Month ago

      no worries we are so blessed thank you!

    • Irish Price
      Irish Price Month ago

      +Richard Wills thanks internet police. where would we be without you?

    • marta mcwhinnie
      marta mcwhinnie Month ago

      Don't worry, thank you!!!!

    • WhiteNoise
      WhiteNoise 2 months ago

      no worries, still was enjoying it and laughing
      thank you for the upload

  • Kimberley Wray
    Kimberley Wray 5 days ago

    He's actually got a decent Aussie accent

  • Andrean Jeff Estrellado

    when he talked about timing on pedestrian I do that every single time

  • Kirstine Termansen
    Kirstine Termansen 10 days ago

    Joachim cries

  • Cherry Cola
    Cherry Cola 15 days ago

    One time, when I was with my family for an event and we were waiting for the elevator with 6-7 other people. My sister told me to press the down button but my stupid ass press on the down sign, and not the button. My family pretend they did not know me. One of the guy with us, pressed the button for me and it was so embarrassing because he was smiling at me urghhh

  • Pamela Hulton
    Pamela Hulton 22 days ago

    "WELCOME HOOOOME!" lol!

  • KaidaFly
    KaidaFly 22 days ago +2

    IM IRISH!! And might I say the accent it wasn’t half bad, and no were loud at least when we want to be 🤣
    Also eyesight: I’m both long and short sighted (said my my optometrist) and I can’t see the very top line very well

  • Georgie Walker
    Georgie Walker 24 days ago

    Thank you from South Africa 🇿🇦😂🤣

  • Elena Dragut
    Elena Dragut Month ago

    People like Michael make me wanna write TVclip and ask for the Adore button because Like just isn't enough

  • Yamna Zahid
    Yamna Zahid Month ago

    Omg optomologist part was the best 😂😂😂

  • Sharkie626
    Sharkie626 Month ago

    Pushing the elevator (lift) button. My brother and I are so guilty of that. Haha

  • HappyGeekChic
    HappyGeekChic Month ago

    Whenever I have anxiety or feeling down I just watch Michael McIntyre videos. He brightens up my heart and I feel so much better. Thanks for all the uploads on YT.

  • Mikayla McArthur
    Mikayla McArthur Month ago

    The Australian was really good😂😂😂

  • Patricia Chalmers
    Patricia Chalmers Month ago

    Terrific to watch.

  • Lizzy Darcy
    Lizzy Darcy Month ago

    Michael McIntyre: An Englishman with a Scottish name that looks Chinese

  • Akshara Pitre
    Akshara Pitre Month ago

    0:01 IS THAT A BLACK EYED CHILD!?!

  • ItsZahra
    ItsZahra Month ago

    I’m from Australia and no bullshit that was a pretty good Australian accent 😂

  • Cheryl Lemme
    Cheryl Lemme Month ago

    Absolutely fabulous

  • experiencejoy
    experiencejoy Month ago +1

    his Aussie impersonations were SO good!

  • *Drusilla666*
    *Drusilla666* Month ago

    love him but his south african accent is horrible.

  • Stephen Philipps
    Stephen Philipps Month ago

    Lol the elevator/lift button bit ahaha as an adult its silly to go "sorry its my turn to push the button" ahaha. As an Aussie the Australian accent wasnt bad either ahaha

  • 赵冬
    赵冬 2 months ago

    dont know wht HOME OF VISON is the funnist thing for me anyone else?

  • Tere Salinas
    Tere Salinas 2 months ago

    U r great but Actually ppl with migraines care about the pressure. It makes them a lot worse. And more ppl have them than u think.

  • LPs_ Tibble_Productions

    *that south African accent tho! I'm south African! And we don't sound like that at all. XD*

  • Vic du Preez
    Vic du Preez 2 months ago

    10:38 hahaha
    I'm from South Africa and that sounds very weird.Hahaha

  • that guy who would not share his name

    As a dinghy sailor the wind direction matters A LOT.nothing worse than when they get it wrong.

  • Andy Horse
    Andy Horse 2 months ago

    WARNING WARNING WARNING......have you all forgotten about the Jimmy Sav' !..... well here's another one hiding in 'PLAIN SIGHT'

  • Charlotte LS
    Charlotte LS 2 months ago

    I was drinking water when watching this
    I regret life decisions

  • Hannah B
    Hannah B 2 months ago

    That aldi person is me 😂

  • Annie Conway
    Annie Conway 2 months ago +1

    Hey Michael, the Sêfrican you’re mocking’s first language is probably not English. We have 11 languages ffs! Give a bloke a break. Everyone else spoke only English. How many languages can you speak? Mmmmm???

    • Persephone Hana
      Persephone Hana 2 months ago

      he’s imitating their accent, not mocking them. Anyway he did the same thing for Ireland and parts of England, and they’re English speaking countries, aren’t they?

  • Colin Kohne
    Colin Kohne 2 months ago

    I think you're overlooking the joy of pushing a button

  • Emma
    Emma 2 months ago +1

    the irish accent had me crying 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    btw im irish so its relatable

  • Vicki Carr
    Vicki Carr 2 months ago

    refreshingly funny and clean.

  • Janco van der Westhuizen
    Janco van der Westhuizen 2 months ago +4

    His South African accent is 11 octaves too high but not bad 😂

  • Supreme Leader Nugget
    Supreme Leader Nugget 2 months ago

    YO
    HIS AUSTRALIAN ACCENT IS SPOT ON

  • TGWCL
    TGWCL 2 months ago

    Hilarious.

  • Pivot Animations
    Pivot Animations 2 months ago

    Hey I love sitting in the back, my brother is happy they're in the front and I get some peace

  • I Dk
    I Dk 2 months ago

    😂

  • Leandabee
    Leandabee 2 months ago

    Omg, your Aussie accent was perfect 👍👍😍🤣

  • Leandabee
    Leandabee 2 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😃😃😃🤣😃🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • bongo bannana piano pankakes

    lol you can just see his hair bouncing up and down

  • t e r I N E E D L E R
    t e r I N E E D L E R 2 months ago

    The barmetrc pressure is VERY important if you’ve got certain kinds of arthritis or migraine headaches. Probably tons of other painful ailments too because the air pressure is - pressure squishing those ouchy parts into other nerves and bone spikes and it’s like you’ve been kicked repeatedly so yes, pressure is important and young people suffer too! Obviously Michael never used to play contact sports. I love your style mcintyre !

  • Bonnie Denouden
    Bonnie Denouden 2 months ago

    i love michael's shows but he talks so darn fast sometimes it's hard to understand him.

  • Gothmummi
    Gothmummi 2 months ago +6

    Honestly my4 year old totally lost his shit when his 9 year old brother pushed the traffic light button. I mean, he sobbed like all his worldly possessions had just gone up in smoke.
    I had to literally find find a crossing so he could push the button...

  • Isabelle Regan-Poole
    Isabelle Regan-Poole 2 months ago

    Waitrose is actually cheaper than Tesco if you buy Waitrose own

  • Lucifer Leota
    Lucifer Leota 2 months ago

    Mate the aussie accent on point

  • Bel Ess
    Bel Ess 2 months ago

    HEYYYYYY I am from Singapore and the Chinese people who are born here DO NOT SOUND LIKE THAT!!!

    • Bel Ess
      Bel Ess 2 months ago

      That aside I kept laughing throughout part 1 and 2. ;) thanks for uploading!

  • Amber Price
    Amber Price 2 months ago +1

    21:52 WAITROSE

  • Jinja Rogers
    Jinja Rogers 2 months ago

    Your Aussie accent is spot on mate 👍😂

  • D O
    D O 2 months ago

    There’s nobody here in the USA that has as much talent as this comedian than this guy does in his little pinky. I laughed till I cried.

  • Georgia Hill
    Georgia Hill 2 months ago

    OMG I love this!!!

  • Kookie Crumb
    Kookie Crumb 2 months ago +1

    I'm 14 and I'll still fight to press the button. ✊

  • Pink Magic Ali
    Pink Magic Ali 2 months ago

    That tap thing has happened to me. I’m trying to work out this tap...turned out it was a switch you bump with your knee.
    Two weeks later I was in another bathroom and a woman is doing the same sensor dance....it was a normal tap with a twist handle.

  • WordOfTheWise100
    WordOfTheWise100 3 months ago

    Just sayin that pretty much everywhere but the east coast of Aus speak so fast. Not loud but damn quick 😂

  • tony sallis
    tony sallis 3 months ago

    love this guy, so funny, saw him last month at the O2, tears streaming down my face from laughing, light switch in Norway the funniest

  • kyle Auty
    kyle Auty 3 months ago

    That is the most perfect Australian accent that a non Australian has ever done.

  • Jenni Crawford_86
    Jenni Crawford_86 3 months ago +1

    Thx I’m northern Irish ☘️ I’m humiliated

  • wolfuu
    wolfuu 3 months ago

    I'm surprised he didn't mention the Liverpool accent lol

  • Saartje05
    Saartje05 3 months ago

    Imo the jacket of the new suit is too short

    • Saartje05
      Saartje05 Month ago

      +szabolcs torok The JACKET, not the SLEEVES. Otherwise I would have said the SLEEVES

    • szabolcs torok
      szabolcs torok Month ago

      No it's not, you're supposed to let the sleeve of the shirt show a few centimetres.
      How fo you not know this?

  • Ryaan Soofi
    Ryaan Soofi 3 months ago +23

    Dear Micheal when ever I am sad I come to watch you and you make my day

  • Paul R
    Paul R 3 months ago

    I thought I'd give this a chance because I've seen him on, Mock The Week and other panel shows and thought he was dreadful and maybe his stand up would be funny as it'd be more polished. First joke is just, "isn't it funny when kids argue." Like Peter Kaye and all this jokes being "Do you remember when..."
    This is the kind of comedy I'd expect Americans to find funny.
    Reeves and Mortimer, Alex Horne, Noel Fielding, Richard Ayoade try some comedy that might test the grey matter.!

  • Paul R
    Paul R 3 months ago

    His kids sound more fucking annoying than him

  • Katie James
    Katie James 3 months ago +2

    The opticians bit genuinely made me cry I was laughing so hard

  • Erin Murphy
    Erin Murphy 3 months ago +2

    That is literally me in the opticians. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Jared Tweed
    Jared Tweed 3 months ago

    Starting at 19:08 it gets REALLY good!

  • Donna Palmeri
    Donna Palmeri 3 months ago +1

    This is one funny man!!!! I'm still laughing!!

  • Karoline Berge
    Karoline Berge 3 months ago

    the Norway bit killed me. Its the middle of the night so I can't make any noise. The hardest thing I have ever had to do. Also Im from Norway.

  • Abby white
    Abby white 3 months ago

    His Aussie accent was spot on 😂

  • Pearl_The_Emo BISH
    Pearl_The_Emo BISH 3 months ago

    I personally relate to being in the front seat, my brother used to cry.

  • Heyden Jaye
    Heyden Jaye 3 months ago

    4:55 It's bald Jimmy Carr everyone!

  • Shawna Walker
    Shawna Walker 3 months ago

    I am long sighted and short sighted

  • Emmskie Smyth
    Emmskie Smyth 3 months ago

    27:00 Yaaasss! It rains 24/7 in Northern Ireland

  • Jenny Abrahall
    Jenny Abrahall 3 months ago

    I’m from Devon and he’s so damn accurate

  • Emmskie Smyth
    Emmskie Smyth 3 months ago

    9:30
    I'm northern Irish and this got to me on a good level

  • izzy sîan
    izzy sîan 3 months ago +1

    iron bru just came out my nose

  • Carter P
    Carter P 3 months ago

    Me and my brother sort out the sitting in the front of the car situation by the dates, I have every even day because I was born in 2004 and my brother on the even days as he was born in 2007

  • Exotic_Ghoul
    Exotic_Ghoul 3 months ago +2

    Lol that eye test is so true!

  • Rebecca Anderson
    Rebecca Anderson 3 months ago

    I used to do the road crossing thing all the time. Though he'd go when it wasn't safe and I wasn't crazy, lol

  • Siran
    Siran 3 months ago +2

    Aussie accent ON POINT! 👌

  • Beast
    Beast 3 months ago

    Every video I watch even this, I can't help myself reading every comment

  • Rachel Ard
    Rachel Ard 3 months ago

    I'm from Northern Ireland and that was dead on 😂😂😂

  • spoot
    spoot 3 months ago

    That crossing the road thing is different over here.
    Even if as we're approaching the crossing we witness 3 different people push the button before we get there, we need to push it again just to make sure the button has been pushed properly

  • XxKatlen-ChanxX
    XxKatlen-ChanxX 3 months ago

    The part about Northern Ireland is true on so many levels, I can’t stop laughing about how truthful it actually is 🤣

  • Daffydd Price
    Daffydd Price 3 months ago +1

    I'm short sighted in my left eye and long sighted in my right eye

  • Louise Baker
    Louise Baker 3 months ago

    I thought u was dead 😂mm2k18😂

  • Bruno Butcher
    Bruno Butcher 3 months ago

    0:26 - get a fiat multipla (problem solved)

  • x Taniwha x
    x Taniwha x 3 months ago

    Kids just like pressing buttons

  • KJ Lane
    KJ Lane 3 months ago

    That is so true about Australia

  • Claire Daniel
    Claire Daniel 3 months ago +6

    Please can we get Michael on strictly come dancing?!

    • Full English
      Full English 2 months ago

      He'd win even with broken legs

    • AlohaMia
      AlohaMia 2 months ago

      Claire Daniel YES YES YES

  • Paddy Delaney
    Paddy Delaney 3 months ago

    9:40 the accent evolved to be like that cause u cunts colonize the North, there's yer answer

  • Christine Lamin
    Christine Lamin 3 months ago +145

    Michael Macintyre is the most brilliant comedian. No superlatives, no thing politically incorrect, no sexism......just life at its funniest. How refreshing. Genius.

    • Darcy D
      Darcy D 2 months ago +1

      👌

    • Christine Lamin
      Christine Lamin 3 months ago +4

      I have the biggest sense of humour but its quite intelligent to entertain without the sexism etc. I love Jim Davidson and he is on the opposite end of the spectrum. I am not a feminist but women dont need the mysoginistic asides from men it is unnecessary.

    • Paul R
      Paul R 3 months ago +2

      +Christine Lamin I feel comedy should be taken always in the manner it's intended, to entertain. So having to face calls to be politically correct, in what is essentially a form of art and freedom of expression is grating.
      I apologise though for what I wrote, it didn't translate how I wanted it too. It was a joke, where if delivered in context and in person would have been inoffensive.

    • Christine Lamin
      Christine Lamin 3 months ago +9

      Paul R I beg your pardon? What is that about? I have a maths degree and a degree in engineering. I Was a Tornado pilot in the RAF and served in Iraq and Afghanistan, does that shock you?

    • Paul R
      Paul R 3 months ago +1

      How, refreshing, an intelligent comment from a woman. Did a man teach you about gender equality?

  • Blue Alpha
    Blue Alpha 3 months ago

    I can incredibly relate to his jokes on the opticians

  • Ashley VZ
    Ashley VZ 3 months ago

    haha that was a very exaggerated Afrikaans South African accent x'D 10:45

  • triplea657aaa
    triplea657aaa 3 months ago +4

    OMG lol "I'm not sailing to work"

  • Leanne Lewis
    Leanne Lewis 3 months ago

    Kinda reminds me of hagrid when he was doing the accents lol

  • Grace Brown For days
    Grace Brown For days 3 months ago

    😂😂I’m South African😂😂

  • Ben Bradley-Croft
    Ben Bradley-Croft 3 months ago

    Okay I've seen all the comments about people drinking and it coming out of their nose but he said he was at the options "is it clearer on one or two, one, or two, one, or two"......."I'm sorry I don't know what your talking about"😂😂😂, I just made the weirdest sound. Also don't let lemonade come out your nose.

  • Ben Bradley-Croft
    Ben Bradley-Croft 3 months ago

    "Australias are the most relaxed people". You haven't met the qiwi's mate

  • Ann-Marie Baker
    Ann-Marie Baker 3 months ago

    Brilliant! Love Michael

  • Mother Mary
    Mother Mary 3 months ago

    It's 12:17 am and I am watching this