Building a Furze Tea Machine

  • Published on May 9, 2019
  • Make tea the same way, same time, every time with levers n cables it's the Colin Furze Tea Machine.
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    Thanks to Yorkshire Tea for supporting this project even though I'm putting the milk in first, there tea really is the best, check out there biscuit Tea to it tastes like biscuits.
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Comments • 7 267

  • colinfurze
    colinfurze  5 months ago +1251

    So how do you make your tea.....milk first or water or shake a squirrel at it before.......Either way you'll need your Colin Furze Mug to appreciate it to the full

    • Justjoshing2557
      Justjoshing2557 Month ago

      How I make tea:
      1. Tea bag
      3.lots of sugar
      5.oh yah that is a nice tea mate

    • Hunter Hart
      Hunter Hart Month ago +1

      Even here in America milk And sugar first is a war crime

    • Rachel Redhead
      Rachel Redhead Month ago

      tea bag, milk, sugar, hot water

    • Daniel Langham Guitarist
      Daniel Langham Guitarist 2 months ago

      PG Tips are better, tea bag, water, let it brew, sugar, milk

    • Alsped
      Alsped 2 months ago

      Never MIF (milk in first) tea pot warmed then brew the tea then sugar lastly milk, so says me dad. Perfect. Top Channel by the way 👍👍👍👍

  • No it’s Patrick
    No it’s Patrick 15 hours ago

    you sure know how to enjoy life

  • ekvictory007
    ekvictory007 Day ago

    Idea for a mk2: make it all programmable and run it from a phone app?

  • crystal sheep
    crystal sheep Day ago

    We don't have yorkshiretea where i live :(

  • Big Aussie
    Big Aussie 3 days ago

    I'm from Australia. Saw some Yorkshire tea on the shelf and remembered this vid, so I bought it (I make my tea almost the same way but with milk last) and it's pretty good.

  • Ko La
    Ko La 3 days ago

    he probably doesn't own a firearm

  • Bruce Penhaligan
    Bruce Penhaligan 9 days ago

    Colin, please tell me you’re still alive? We haven’t heard from you in ages!

  • Ashley Ford
    Ashley Ford 11 days ago

    I never thought I would take issue with a process of yours but...... milk 1st. You savage animal.

  • 13579 jac
    13579 jac 16 days ago

    can i get one shiped to the us and does it need to be tea because all we have here is coffie

  • pianoman 18
    pianoman 18 18 days ago

    Everyone has commented on his insanity for putting milk first (EVEN BEFORE THE TEABAG) but he is right about Yorkshire tea

  • La juntada fútbol club bera

    Estaría mejor autonomo

  • Justjoshing2557
    Justjoshing2557 Month ago +2

    Sir I really doubt you British status as you put MILK IN YOUR TEA FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!
    As i am a TRUE British I am offended by your tea making skills and I shall come to take your tea license, Good day sir

  • XLDARKWOLF Shadowflame

    I lile tea

  • Ross Hughes
    Ross Hughes Month ago

    The fuck you just about pg tips

  • Kim Diesel
    Kim Diesel Month ago

    Leave it to a Brit to make a tea machine.

  • bruh moment
    bruh moment Month ago

    Hello. I am American and do American things, however I do drink tea. I also drink tea with milk. I have tested it out and concluded that adding milk first does not change the flavor. Thank you.

  • Stephen Parsons
    Stephen Parsons Month ago

    Completely agree with the comments.... backwards way of making tea. Tea bag...Water. ..milk... sugar... stir

  • Adam Bainbridge
    Adam Bainbridge Month ago

    I tried this... The optic dispenser for the milk ended up full of off milk.
    Wasn't nice.

  • The Red Paladin
    The Red Paladin Month ago

    Furze version things mean, things that can possible blow your house up to shreds, make you blind, deaf and take off a limb.

  • Oliver Allen
    Oliver Allen Month ago

    Colin, I'm sorry, actually I'm not sorry. That was rubbish. For sure it's got to be plumbed in and with a hopper full of tea bags for full automation. And another hopper full of Colin Furze mugs ready to go. But otherwise very nice, I don't mind that you put the milk in first... your very special.

  • General. Goods
    General. Goods Month ago

    Yes he did though, make a cup of tea completely backwards 😂

  • Stubbsie2006
    Stubbsie2006 Month ago +1

    I can’t tell you how close I was to un subscribing cause he put the milk in first

  • NHEdits
    NHEdits Month ago

    Makes tea like a spaz

  • Bayley Pithers
    Bayley Pithers Month ago

    Sorry but tetlys better

  • Photography Stuff
    Photography Stuff Month ago

    Should have just got a coffee machine, they make tea too 😂😂

  • Xavier Davis
    Xavier Davis Month ago

    Can you get more british than sponsored by tea?

  • Jayanimations
    Jayanimations Month ago

    British internet American stereotyper: YEEHAW murica
    American internet British stereotyper: *TEA*

  • Craigx71
    Craigx71 Month ago +5

    Hahahahahahahaha well done! Traditionally milk was always pored first to stop the porcelain cup cracking when the hot tea was pored in.

    • Lloyd Evans
      Lloyd Evans Month ago

      Nice theory, but wrong ceramic: Porcelain is incredibly resistant to thermal shock, so pouring boiling water straight into a cold porcelain cup is nowhere near enough to break it, unless it has cracks in it already. You can actually take a porcelain item out of a kiln, glowing red hot, dunk it immediately into cold water and that still won't break it - I have seen this done.
      This is one of the reasons porcelain was so expensive and its recipe a closely guarded secret in the middle ages. Even modern borosilicate "pyrex" glass doesn't come close to the thermal resilience of porcelain, although glass does have the advantage of being more chemically inert. So the tradition you mention might hold true for glass, terracotta or other cheap ceramics, but not for porcelain.

  • Mc GetRekt
    Mc GetRekt Month ago

    6:19 Colin.exe has stopped working

  • Liam O'Shea
    Liam O'Shea Month ago

    When you literally turn tea making into a science
    also i pour the boiled water then put in the Yorkshire tea bag and then sugar finally milk (plus a small amount of arsenic)

  • Francis Sims
    Francis Sims Month ago

    So yer a MIF eh?

  • Jose
    Jose Month ago

    Colin makes the tea same way as me

  • Bob Rosshurburger
    Bob Rosshurburger Month ago +1

    He put the milk in first...WHAT A MAD LAD

  • Matorum Physiker
    Matorum Physiker Month ago

    And how do you want to cool your milk?

  • punkypaige
    punkypaige 2 months ago

    Im so triggered you put the milk in firdt smh. It goes tea bag, sugar, water, milk. Theres no over way

  • GamingForAiden_HD
    GamingForAiden_HD 2 months ago

    Erm... I went to buy the new cup you have just brought out, but it came to £10 total after shipping and VAT when I'm in the UK lol! At first it was telling me it was £6 then went to checkout and it shot to £10, think that is delivery price but I am in the UK so it shouldn't be like that... nevermind lol!

  • 1 2
    1 2 2 months ago +3

    The most British Colin furze video yet

  • -sub• zero-
    -sub• zero- 2 months ago

    How dare you make a cup of tea with the milk in first...actually it isn’t all that bad.

  • captain supermaket
    captain supermaket 2 months ago

    i was wearing the exact same shirt 5:01

  • andypocalypse
    andypocalypse 2 months ago

    thats not a tea machine.... its a tea murder machine

  • jerytheorc 2
    jerytheorc 2 2 months ago

    Water first not milk

  • Jesse Denyer
    Jesse Denyer 2 months ago

    Why have I not seen this guy befor

  • oathompsonjones
    oathompsonjones 2 months ago

    how to make tea: twinnings earl grey tea bag first, then water, then a splash of milk, NO SUGAR

    • oathompsonjones
      oathompsonjones 2 months ago

      also, setting the kettle to boil is the FIRST thing you do, so it's ready to pour when you need it

  • Thunder Storm
    Thunder Storm 2 months ago

    Hey can you make a hover bord that goes on water

    • VividiantYT
      VividiantYT 2 months ago

      Shane Rebelo That’s impossible. If so, don’t you think everyone would be driving with hover cars?

  • Brad Sargeant
    Brad Sargeant 2 months ago

    Who in the right frame of mind puts milk in first! Its tea bag sugar water squeeze milk stir end of

  • Fineasi Tuifuaivaha
    Fineasi Tuifuaivaha 2 months ago

    Hi Collin I wanted to ask a copy of the tools and setup you got in your workshop as I am going to setup a workshop like yours or maybe close to it any help with the machine to buy a set up will be grateful. I love how simple and easy you make anything with the setup and machinery you got a big fan of your Chanel and easy to follow your videos all the best.

  • Andrew McMahon
    Andrew McMahon 2 months ago

    milk in first is the best. Dribble milk in hot tea = UHT milk taste

  • detoxn
    detoxn 2 months ago +1

    at 6:20 is my favourite part

  • jayney xx
    jayney xx 2 months ago +1

    *ewww MILK IN FIRST that's just narrssttyyyyyy*

  • Coco Films
    Coco Films 2 months ago

    5:53. She should not be in there Collin. That’s dangerous. Plz don’t let her in there. She’s too cute.

  • Tot gaming Tot
    Tot gaming Tot 2 months ago

    Why don’t you make a machine that make stuff for you

  • Billy Naylor
    Billy Naylor 2 months ago

    I do my tea like that

  • Oleś
    Oleś 2 months ago

    I think its best thing u ever made, because i love tea with milk❤

  • The marching british loser

    what happens if i make
    *lincoinshire tea*

  • Matthew Ellis
    Matthew Ellis 2 months ago

    Colin mate, the milk does not go in first. It's water on to tea bag, brew and then milk and sugar if that's your thing.

  • Khant Htet Aung
    Khant Htet Aung 2 months ago +1

    Professionals -> Safety 1st
    Colin Furze -> Safety 23rd

  • lag controls
    lag controls 2 months ago

    Barry’s tea for life

  • Meromes Death
    Meromes Death 2 months ago

    Tbh if he was able to mass produce this I’d buy one instantly 😂

  • Jesus Christ
    Jesus Christ 2 months ago

    there is some spiffing influence in this video.

  • Charles Darwin
    Charles Darwin 2 months ago

    That first part reminded me of vsause