The Failing Couples Of Facebook

  • Published on Feb 11, 2018
  • We are so sad, but our posts say otherwise.
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Comments • 1 041

  • Gus Johnson
    Gus Johnson  11 months ago +2593

    is your relationship falling apart? don't post about it on facebook - go to twitter. also follow me there. check that young description, playa.

    • Jay Rasmussen
      Jay Rasmussen 11 months ago

      Gus Johnson I hope you move near an elementary school in florida

    • Jay Rasmussen
      Jay Rasmussen 11 months ago

      Gus Johnson = sex offender and needs to go live by an elementary in school in Florida please

    • Options Specialist
      Options Specialist 11 months ago +1

      Monster Slayer
      Let’s do this.
      Let’s connect professionally

    • Options Specialist
      Options Specialist 11 months ago +1

      Shoq Pasha
      Are you in Los Angeles?
      What’s your linked in profile?

  • michał botor
    michał botor 19 days ago

    Q > qqq...qqq
    yay! ^_^

  • PaperTowel
    PaperTowel 24 days ago

    Are you trying to tell me something?

  • RealBlackHawkMC
    RealBlackHawkMC 24 days ago

    I think we nailed it
    Shut up


  • Klemson
    Klemson 26 days ago

    Who is the girl/voice actor ?

  • B-NITE
    B-NITE Month ago

    That looks just like cari brownstien from Portlandia.

  • Aiden Gamino
    Aiden Gamino Month ago

    I puked on your gfs car, lost my glasses and it was my birthday 😂😂 Thanks for the ride Sabrina 👏🏻🙌🏻

  • LucasCAPS
    LucasCAPS 2 months ago

    Other than _Cleaning out the gutters_ , this is Gus's first rap, ain't it?

  • tøm_undu3
    tøm_undu3 2 months ago +2

    I ship them

  • TechTalkHD
    TechTalkHD 2 months ago


  • EliteInferno
    EliteInferno 2 months ago

    Girl looks like a classmate of mine. She cute

  • Big Yams 05
    Big Yams 05 2 months ago

    I want to stick it to those bitches

  • BlackGunter
    BlackGunter 3 months ago +1

    Yo, Fuck Pam and Kimberly Man!

  • delmy lopez
    delmy lopez 3 months ago

    I just realized gus made this

  • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar 5 months ago +1

    I can't decide if she's fit or ugly

  • Chief
    Chief 5 months ago +1

    She sounds like Siri lmao

  • timmy chikoriteh
    timmy chikoriteh 5 months ago

    This is in the definitely good ones playlist twice

  • katelyn ast
    katelyn ast 5 months ago

    why are we still here....just to suffer?

  • Jack Schafer
    Jack Schafer 6 months ago +1

    Damn it Gus this is one of the best ones I've seen. You are a true inspiration for me my man. Good luck with everything you do

  • Sinful Nugget
    Sinful Nugget 7 months ago

    When do you actually break up then?

  • Dysphoric Derrek
    Dysphoric Derrek 7 months ago

    I love this

  • Spirit
    Spirit 8 months ago

    Just rob another house bro. ;)

  • Aula Potter
    Aula Potter 9 months ago +1

    I would love to have this as my ringtone if I didn’t have my phone on silent 24/7.

  • Joseph Steiner
    Joseph Steiner 9 months ago +1

    My new favorite cute couple in the entire universe for only 30 seconds. lol

  • komentator zad ruge
    komentator zad ruge 9 months ago +1

    gus is trying to tell us something

  • Danny RAWner
    Danny RAWner 10 months ago +1

    Wish I had what you 2 have

  • DNJ
    DNJ 10 months ago


  • Xavier Triggs
    Xavier Triggs 10 months ago +1

    Their misery tastes so good.

  • Пафа Эсперанто

    Ништяк отожгли ) хорошо получилось. Было бы конечно неплохо, если бы текстовочку пилили под кат.

  • Christian Police
    Christian Police 10 months ago +3

    I have watched it so many times

  • Big Galoob
    Big Galoob 10 months ago

    ey fuck off I'd still smesh

  • Leah Jay
    Leah Jay 11 months ago +2

    I really like these musical parody’s:))) PLEASE DO MORE!!!!!!!

  • Mike Murkovic
    Mike Murkovic 11 months ago +1

    watched this like, 6 times. it's not the last.

  • cassie haulman
    cassie haulman 11 months ago +3

    Are they actually dating

  • JackStrait
    JackStrait 11 months ago

    Is this what those young kids call rap?

  • Staci Lyn
    Staci Lyn 11 months ago +5

    I have no idea who the woman is. She is soooo familiar though. Help

  • Kenneth Snyder
    Kenneth Snyder 11 months ago

    Gus very good video I like and have watched a number

  • Lisa Wolski
    Lisa Wolski 11 months ago +4

    she cute

  • Tricia Tripp
    Tricia Tripp 11 months ago

    Can’t stop watching! Love this!

  • Hita Manhas
    Hita Manhas 11 months ago +1

    All the dislikes are couple #2

  • Climax Jeans
    Climax Jeans 11 months ago +2

    Love it!!!!!! OMG Sabrina you are so adorable!!

  • AnimalsAndReports
    AnimalsAndReports 11 months ago

    Less than a minute long... Couldn't resist 🐼

  • Sword of Etro
    Sword of Etro 11 months ago


  • WolfWould
    WolfWould 11 months ago +4

    You guys are babies and really bold
    You've been together since you were 11teen years old
    You got your Facebook, your relationship and you're just fine......

  • Huff28
    Huff28 11 months ago +1

    This is very true

  • Phil J.L Fig
    Phil J.L Fig 11 months ago +1

    I’ve scrolled down the comment section and it’s kind of funny that all the people who like this are either super ugly or have some random or no picture.

  • ForestHeart ServicePack
    ForestHeart ServicePack 11 months ago


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    Sammie Fowler lll 11 months ago


  • Clint East
    Clint East 11 months ago

    so true

  • Marco Cantera
    Marco Cantera 11 months ago +2

    Amazing video. Probably best one to date