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  • Demeka
    Demeka Day ago

    Holy Shit that was something

  • dafodilist
    dafodilist 4 days ago

    Seen it , good film though, but a shame all Brit films have to based on mindless thugs? Thanks.

  • Joey 001 TFT
    Joey 001 TFT 17 days ago

    When he kept punching the car window that made me giggle lol!

  • Keyboard Drunken Boxer

    Can you upload Jimmy grimble

  • Andreas M
    Andreas M 21 day ago +1

    I luv that they all use there real names.. first time I've seen that

    • Andreas M
      Andreas M 19 days ago

      your welcome mate, thx for putting it up πŸ‘πŸ‘ŒπŸΌ

      KELVIN HESKETH  21 day ago +1

      thanks so much for your comment

  • Andreas M
    Andreas M 21 day ago

    class film, nice one for putting it up! had me in stitches again .. fixed bayonets πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • kingpranw141180
    kingpranw141180 Month ago

    Don't mac me off like a two bob

  • Ziggy Schumann
    Ziggy Schumann Month ago

    thx, KELVIN...This movie had me burst out laughing several times....highly recommend to anyone who wants a good laugh and who doesn t mind a lil violence in the mix....

    • Ziggy Schumann
      Ziggy Schumann Month ago

      Kelvin Hesketh......Truthfully, bro, rarely has a movie had me burst out laughing the way this movie did.......thx again, I m curious what else you have, so I ve subscribed for sure......

      KELVIN HESKETH  Month ago

      thanks,ziggy for your comments.when i put this movie up,i thought,yes give other people a good laugh. i thought to myself if anyone does,nt laugh at this they have no sense of humor. glad you liked it

  • Ziggy Schumann
    Ziggy Schumann Month ago

    pretty funny movie....couldn t help but notice how the Illuminati had men wearing dresses ....bloody wankers....

  • james george
    james george Month ago

    The lady whom he asked to marry was the actress in Dracula-1991 with Wynona Ryder, as Mina's friend Lucy.

  • tracey davenport
    tracey davenport Month ago

    Great film very funny

  • willar7
    willar7 Month ago +1

    thats meggy out of this is england

  • Christopher Bowness

    Stab me ya si

  • Mitra Harding
    Mitra Harding Month ago

    Great film, brilliant cast and so much fun to see all the Brits of CBS modern adaptation of Sherlock Holmes, Elementary here!
    Loved the language and the acting. A British version of Pulp Fiction.

  • kris wilkinson
    kris wilkinson Month ago

    The slow fade to black transitions in the middle of scenes are really jarring

  • kacem kafi
    kacem kafi Month ago

    he stabbed me !! hahaaaaa

  • MrAnonymous22
    MrAnonymous22 Month ago

    Awesome movie very funnyπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Mart R
    Mart R Month ago

    Your fat and I'll throw you in the river, fuck off

  • Ray LUFC
    Ray LUFC 2 months ago


  • daniel ledbrook
    daniel ledbrook 2 months ago

    33: 10 πŸ˜‰

  • Cambell Black
    Cambell Black 2 months ago

    Load of bollock

  • Bob Jones
    Bob Jones 2 months ago

    Awesome! Thanks for uploading!

  • Toby Todd
    Toby Todd 2 months ago


  • ray lamo43
    ray lamo43 2 months ago

    A comedy.

  • stahlplast
    stahlplast 2 months ago

    Brilliant!!!....what a laugh....a few of them have come a long way.

  • Jason Coleridge
    Jason Coleridge 2 months ago

    Best British gangster film ever! how this isn't better known is beyond me, it has the fucking lot.

  • Matt Colley
    Matt Colley 2 months ago

    Lol love this film very funnyπŸ˜ƒ

  • hearditman
    hearditman 2 months ago +1

    Carry on up the Old Kent Road.?

  • Raymond Duke
    Raymond Duke 3 months ago

    Mate your fat and i'll throw ya in the River

  • Raymond Duke
    Raymond Duke 3 months ago

    Ray! Ray! hes adamant Ray, he said hes only got a longen, ..... and he won't wind the winda down ...... Bill get my 500

  • Gareth Hook
    Gareth Hook 3 months ago

    This film is ace,so funny l am in tears ,need more films like this,anyone tell me of more please

  • brad douglas
    brad douglas 3 months ago


  • imreallydead.
    imreallydead. 3 months ago

    Mate You're fat and I'll throw you in the river now go away πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Dubz On The Beat
    Dubz On The Beat 4 months ago +1

    Loved this film tbh a film with Kathy Burke ray winstone and moe from eastenders is always good πŸ‘Œ nil by mouth was a good film

  • DDandrums
    DDandrums 4 months ago

    It's so horrible I can't stop watching. Thanks for sharing

  • Callum Fraser
    Callum Fraser 4 months ago

    Force of nature ❀️

  • Joe Navajo
    Joe Navajo 5 months ago

    They all have great voices

  • Big Worm
    Big Worm 5 months ago

    Damn I love this film; so cool to find it up on here in its entirety, man.

  • Herbert Longrod
    Herbert Longrod 5 months ago

    Great that this is here,I bought this film twice and lent it out and both times it didn't come back.So glad i don't have to buy it again.Cheers for putting it up.

  • Jake Welsh
    Jake Welsh 5 months ago

    Excellent movie, loved it.

  • goonluv
    goonluv 6 months ago

    Great film

  • Mrs. JellyBean.
    Mrs. JellyBean. 6 months ago

    I enjoyed this unique funny film with very funny lines. "stop speaking to him in welsh" "no need to tie me up, be gentle n use lubricant" lol

  • AftershaveDave
    AftershaveDave 6 months ago

    Oh, sorry Bruce!

  • sam meredith
    sam meredith 6 months ago

    Funny film

  • unkysonny
    unkysonny 6 months ago

    "It's not necessary to tie me but be gentle and use lubricant." πŸ˜„

  • Clarebear1973 Cooper
    Clarebear1973 Cooper 6 months ago

    Brilliant film xxxx

  • Peter  Brennan
    Peter Brennan 6 months ago

    Not quite 'The Godfather'...more like 'Uncle Albert'.....Enjoyed this bit of nonsense.

  • Steven Wheeler
    Steven Wheeler 6 months ago

    Top faking filmπŸ˜€

  • jocks garage
    jocks garage 6 months ago

    What a great film !! VERY enjoyable and bloody funny :)

  • Wes Osborne
    Wes Osborne 6 months ago


  • Fabian Jollywigs
    Fabian Jollywigs 6 months ago

    Killed by the critics ....rather like Bob Sue and Rita Too...such a pity because this really was/is an hilarious romp, sharply written and brilliantly directed with imaginative touches. Maybe ahead of its time. Love, honour and laugh your head off!

  • Shaz Franck
    Shaz Franck 6 months ago

    Great film top acters

  • Michael Dodds
    Michael Dodds 6 months ago

    British black comedy at its best

  • Will Boynton
    Will Boynton 7 months ago

    True British Classic

  • Gabby Adele
    Gabby Adele 7 months ago

    Just class love Ray

  • John Daly
    John Daly 7 months ago

    Winston was born to be magician in the cameras eye Mr. midas

  • orange70383
    orange70383 7 months ago

    Ray Winstone has a good way about him in all his movies. Thank you for the upload'

  • Stephanie Mellon
    Stephanie Mellon 7 months ago

    Fuck you london πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  • Geoff P
    Geoff P 7 months ago

    Best British gangster movie ever made (apart from Get Carter), Fantastic cast and superb ensemble acting. Kept me and my mates in catchphrases for a lifetime. "He was very effeminate, Ray." "Havin' a Jodrell."

  • Guiri Gandul
    Guiri Gandul 7 months ago

    Great cast, very funny and the violence not too offensive (sic).

  • Sean Holroyd
    Sean Holroyd 8 months ago

    Tks KH for posting this remarquable document.

    • Sean Holroyd
      Sean Holroyd 8 months ago

      KELVIN HESKETH Thanks again. Over here in France we don't often get the chance to see such amazing work (s).. Should you have some time and know of any other such interesting BBC films, would appreciate you dropping a line. Take care,

      KELVIN HESKETH  8 months ago

      your very welcome,glad you liked it

  • KD84Afcβ„’
    KD84Afcβ„’ 8 months ago

    Wash yourself up quick, Star Trek's on!

  • Leon Jennings
    Leon Jennings 8 months ago

    It is a brilliant film. The first time I watched it I was in stitches, from Alan's many funny moments to Ray trying to regain is sex life, especially wearing that gimp suit. To know it's on YouTube where I can watch any time I like (even though I have it on DVD somewhere) is quality. I like how, even though it's comedy and it is hilarious, it still has gripping action scenes you expect to see in a 'gangsta' film, like the car shooting, the firefight, the wedding and then of course the thrillingly intense ending. Funny but serious, just like how 'Snatch' and 'Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels' were made. The makers deserve a lot of credit.

      KELVIN HESKETH  8 months ago

      totally agree with you about the makers of the movie,thanks for your comments

  • Fonz
    Fonz 8 months ago

    Alan shut up and go make me a cuppa tea!

  • # OTF
    # OTF 8 months ago

    big up to film maker 3:36 my flat in east london stratford back in the 90s own that property now look back at it time has changed alot

  • Apples and Pears
    Apples and Pears 8 months ago

    Absolutely love this film!!! So many funny angles, but my favourite angle must be Ray's henchman who ends up more camp than a row of tents after he becomes the wedding organiser lol

  • Martin Mendiola
    Martin Mendiola 9 months ago +2

    Came here to try and learn a British accent and came out enjoying the movie XD

      KELVIN HESKETH  9 months ago +1

      many thanks for your comment,glad you liked it

  • Michael James
    Michael James 9 months ago

    Its a better script than film

  • scott hanna
    scott hanna 9 months ago

    great film love ray Winstone films, we'll put together, good humour

  • Katie Adams
    Katie Adams 9 months ago

    funniest film ever

  • Emad Dw
    Emad Dw 9 months ago

    How is a jwa salamming doe

  • Jim Morrison
    Jim Morrison 9 months ago

    great film,, enjoyed it

      KELVIN HESKETH  9 months ago +1

      thanks for your comment,glad you liked the movie

  • Jane Buchanan
    Jane Buchanan 9 months ago +6

    You f***ing Anglo-Saxon! lol

    • Jane Buchanan
      Jane Buchanan 9 months ago +5

      KELVIN HESKETH you do know I was quoting Rhys Ifans character?! Matthew :Β You fucking Anglo-Saxon!Β 

      KELVIN HESKETH  9 months ago +2

      with comments like yours,i wonder why i bother to take the time to upload movies,so that other people can enjoy them

  • delboyengland
    delboyengland 10 months ago

    Always stuck in me mind when the scotish bloke forget the actors name so I just say eyeball paul says got any fizzy pop lol I always use that the way he says it lol

  • Carson King
    Carson King 10 months ago +1

    Cheers for sharing that. That's about the 6th time I've seen it and I'm not usually a film person, I haven't got the concentration span.

    • J.Marie Thompson
      J.Marie Thompson 4 months ago

      Carson King
      Mack.. wots that a new term or something?

    • Carson King
      Carson King 10 months ago +2

      No worries dude, you deserve the praise, otherwise their macking you off like a two bob. :)

      KELVIN HESKETH  10 months ago +2

      thanks for that,it makes it all worth while,as it takes a good few hours to upload.thanks again

  • Jackyblue67 Same
    Jackyblue67 Same 10 months ago

    Good movie lots of funny scenes

      KELVIN HESKETH  10 months ago +2

      so glad you liked it,it makes it all worth while when you hear good comments,thank you

  • Ripleyesque
    Ripleyesque 10 months ago +4

    Jude still with his tan fresh from The Talented Mr Ripley filming.....

    • Amirah Kukan
      Amirah Kukan 2 months ago

      It was well before Ripley, this movie actually has a lot to do with him getting more attention. They took it to the Cannes film festival that year where it did very well. Saw a documentary on it years ago

  • clive ellis
    clive ellis 10 months ago +5

    A work of art. Superb !

  • Nathan Lewis
    Nathan Lewis 10 months ago +1

    Me And My Cuson Conan Wach This Classic Movie Love The Avanue And Alleyways My Favert Movie

  • Kelly Jones
    Kelly Jones 11 months ago +1

    top film sean pertwee . phwoarrr. i've just lent it to my dad who's very prudish, i await his verdict lol

      KELVIN HESKETH  10 months ago +2

      thanks for letting me know the you said,no sense of humour. would,nt like to go on a night out with him.ha ha

    • Kelly Jones
      Kelly Jones 10 months ago +5

      dont think he was too impressed, no sense of humour some people ll

    • Gary Sparkes
      Gary Sparkes 10 months ago

      So what did your Dad think then lol

    • Kelly Jones
      Kelly Jones 11 months ago

      lol i will let you know ;)

      KELVIN HESKETH  11 months ago

      thanks for your comment.if you find the time would love to know what your dad thinks

  • Cynthia Lyman
    Cynthia Lyman 11 months ago +1


  • Ruby Tuesday
    Ruby Tuesday 11 months ago +1

    Love Ray Winston. Thanks for the movie Kelvin.

  • Malik A D
    Malik A D 11 months ago


  • lord andante
    lord andante 11 months ago +6

    was looking for this film ages ago great film cheers for puttin up for everyone to enjoy.

      KELVIN HESKETH  2 months ago

      your very welcome, i,m glad people are enjoying it

  • Rashid Ahmad
    Rashid Ahmad 11 months ago +8

    Good film I like Ray Winstone he's come a long way since his character Arnie the mechanic in minder

    • Andreas M
      Andreas M 21 day ago

      sorry to have to jump this wagon but what the f' am I reading the guy was a semi pro boxer won 80 of 88 fights decided to act rather than box .. and here's the hii'irony u mug! he's done sexy beast, Henry the eighth, baewolf, Sweeny Todd, departed and many more some same, some different he's no chameleon but he's a 10/10 actor

    • Chopperdod77
      Chopperdod77 Month ago +1

      Mark Zomm Ray Winstone boxed for England you moron lmao.

    • gonzo
      gonzo 3 months ago +1

      Even Carling in 'Scum'!..

    • Dubz On The Beat
      Dubz On The Beat 3 months ago

      Lee Griffiths rays a hard nut old skool geezer always loved hi in these type of films

    • Lee Griffiths
      Lee Griffiths 3 months ago +2

      Ray winstone was a boxer and a good one and I'd like to see both you mugs say it to him.

  • Rid Doubt Productions
    Rid Doubt Productions 11 months ago +1

    "FIX BAYONETS' . Classic film, thank you.

    • Rid Doubt Productions
      Rid Doubt Productions 11 months ago +1

      KELVIN HESKETH we were just talking about it the other day so I thought I'd do a search and finding the whole film was a bonus. Haven't seen it since it came out. Forgot the extent of the cast list as well .

      KELVIN HESKETH  11 months ago

      your welcome,so glad you liked it

  • Dynamic3DLtd
    Dynamic3DLtd 11 months ago +4

    So underrated.

  • Rush news 77
    Rush news 77 11 months ago +1

    seen this film so many times but love it

  • Daniel
    Daniel 11 months ago +2

    I remember this and The Final Cut were slated when they came out but they have aged quite well and aren't without their charm

  • impatient potato
    impatient potato 11 months ago +2

    if i was high this would be a crazier film than it already is.

  • Chris Davy
    Chris Davy Year ago +4

    Absolute classic

  • Saa Chaa
    Saa Chaa Year ago

    The worst i've ever seen !! OMG

  • eddie williams
    eddie williams Year ago +2

    your fat and ill throw you in the river! ace!


    Good actors but I have to laugh at the cockney gangster hardmen that they portray. Where are these white English cockney gangsters types now (like the Krays etc) ?Β  They don't exist. TheyΒ would all be shit scared of the Muslims and blacks that now rule London!

    • eddie williams
      eddie williams Year ago +1

      TRUTREBLEWINNERS sad but true. abanians , somalis , romanians , serbs.......this countrys fucked

  • Shaved Cat
    Shaved Cat Year ago +6

    lol funny film, shame that little tit Jude Law is in it

    • Kelly Jones
      Kelly Jones 11 months ago +2

      you are entitled to you opinion hun, i feel the same about van outon, van outon who ?

    • mezalong
      mezalong 11 months ago +2

      Yeah you jealous that he got to smash down Sienna Miller. That sweet succulent juicy honey glazed tender ass for a pillow, Sienna Miller. I lick at her.....

  • 1701spacecadet
    1701spacecadet Year ago +1

    Anyone notice Jude's pistol changed from a nickel plated S&W to a blued Beretta?

  • Sheron Potter
    Sheron Potter Year ago

    great film ray Winston brilliant actor great acting by everyone who is the man who played his nephew ?

  • happentodie
    happentodie Year ago +4

    "I am both feared ! and revered! !" ...alan had me falling about laughing when he got stabbed ..

    • Andreas M
      Andreas M 21 day ago

      happentodie sorry Bruce πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚