Jim Jefferies Doesn't Understand Americans

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  • Published on Jul 13, 2018
  • Jim talks about American things he doesn't quite understand, having a job at a young age, working the Filet-O-Fish station at McDonalds and he reveals why he eventually got fired.
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  • Stan Pski
    Stan Pski 22 hours ago

    It's totally surprising how two completely not funny people can laugh of jokes of one of them (the drunk looking one)? Or maybe it's just constant swearing? But that's hardly funny.

  • amir abid
    amir abid 2 days ago

    *clicks sub button* unsubsribed... well

  • Trevor Cooper
    Trevor Cooper 4 days ago

    Jim And Jimmy a fuckwit and a fucktard😂

  • spider pig
    spider pig 4 days ago

    0 degree makes more sense then Fahrenheit and the dates are strange too

  • Michael Davis
    Michael Davis 4 days ago

    Penny - 1 c
    Nickel - 5 c
    Dime - 10 c
    Quarter - 25 c
    Half - 50 c

  • DrAwkwArD
    DrAwkwArD 6 days ago

    Was this supposed to be funny?

  • D Law
    D Law 6 days ago

    MAGA !!!!!!!!!!!

  • rob m
    rob m 6 days ago

    When referring to the old lady at the start and saying "You should have her back on but don't leave it too long", Its astonishing how many of the audience this was lost on.

  • Jeremy Morris
    Jeremy Morris 7 days ago

    give me half the cookie and you have a deal

  • alolipa
    alolipa 8 days ago

    His accent is awful

  • Yurek Hunt
    Yurek Hunt 9 days ago

    The date format makes perfect sense and is a much better way doing it. They should do it like that everywhere. If you have a list of dates and events, then if you sort them they make absolutely no sense if the day is first, because the 3rd of March then comes before the 4th of January. When the month is first you can sort everything and they are all in the right order.
    The metric system is used in American in the scientific field. I'm sure the only reason they haven't changed the entire country is that it would cost ZILLIONS of dollars to change every road sign, speed limit, textbook, and every other single thing that is currently using metric.

  • jimi barker
    jimi barker 10 days ago

    Jim must realise he's getting mocked by Jimmy pretend laughing at things that clearly aren't funny

  • P.C. Π.Χ.Φ.Ω
    P.C. Π.Χ.Φ.Ω 12 days ago

    Aussie accent is just about the best among all English accents.

  • REVELATION666
    REVELATION666 13 days ago +1

    Fack christianity!

  • Addy Joe
    Addy Joe 15 days ago

    Aussie oi oi oi

  • The Duke
    The Duke 15 days ago

    Here's the important thing about American coins, just keep the quarters, put the rest in those charity bowls at the stores. No one goes broke over 17 cents

  • Dazla Darren
    Dazla Darren 16 days ago

    4 Months and no-one has mentioned the lipstick?!

  • Mark R
    Mark R 18 days ago

    Nowhere on the Dime does it say 10c

  • patchyfish1
    patchyfish1 18 days ago +1

    You're a cringe Jimmy...

  • George Gough
    George Gough 18 days ago

    To let Jimmy eat the cookie I clicked the subscribe button. I don't understand the marketing idea behind this, as I was already subscribed so it unsubscribed me.

  • R StandsforRated
    R StandsforRated 19 days ago

    The thing he said about metric system, the celcius thing... I really don't get that about USA. Americans always seemed to me like practical people and they don't use celcius.

  • Jonathan Hall
    Jonathan Hall 19 days ago

    You do things different than us. Our way is better. Blah blah blah. Same old crap. Who cares. Get some better material.

  • Lance Buttercream
    Lance Buttercream 19 days ago

    Wind up Jim, and let em go.

  • chucky
    chucky 19 days ago

    sad they bleep out certain words.. kimmel says you cant say that... wtf?? give the public the say in what he can say... fukking censorship at its finest in america kimmel... lame.. typical hollywood drivvle

  • Todd Whitaker
    Todd Whitaker 19 days ago

    you load up on nuggets and you get the hell out!

  • Daryl Baumann
    Daryl Baumann 20 days ago

    A penny is 1 cent. Like Cent from the metric system of 100. A nickel is 5 of 100 cents. A dime is 10. He smokes weed, he should know these units of measurement. Holler at the United States when y'all cunts land on the moon Jeffries.

  • Jackson William
    Jackson William 20 days ago

    he bungs on being aussie so much

  • Mahmood Emil
    Mahmood Emil 21 day ago

    was it only me that he is not funny at all??

  • Ruby Alice
    Ruby Alice 21 day ago

    Love him, but jeez that accent is strong. And that's coming from an Australian too...!

  • Brendan '76
    Brendan '76 22 days ago

    I don't understand Australians

  • mauricewolly
    mauricewolly 24 days ago +1

    Why does the guy of the show act so fake - jim jerffries rocks tho

  • Pete Nielsen
    Pete Nielsen 24 days ago

    Don't even know who he is

  • amistry605
    amistry605 24 days ago

    Lmao there isn't a 5 on the nickel wtf???

  • Mgtow Boo Boo
    Mgtow Boo Boo 24 days ago

    what about mgtow?

  • Craig Faulkner
    Craig Faulkner 25 days ago

    Americans don't even understand Americans

  • Chris Evans
    Chris Evans 26 days ago

    As an Aust, I'm glad he lives overseas. He is the biggest flog known to man.

  • Doom Muffinz
    Doom Muffinz 26 days ago +1

    😂 "Ididnt get anything, but I had a lot of dreams"

  • Peter Guyer
    Peter Guyer 27 days ago

    Jim is an over-exaggeration of an australian .. what most people dont know is, all australians have this as a survival mechanism

    • amistry605
      amistry605 24 days ago

      Have what as a survival mechanism?

  • Jameson Weatherford
    Jameson Weatherford 27 days ago +1

    There are units of measure that everyone uses, and then there are units that countries use that have been to the moon.

    • amistry605
      amistry605 24 days ago

      👌🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸mic drop🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍

  • manns23656
    manns23656 27 days ago

    It's not my parents fault I threw up after being given a bruised orange

  • FrancineHighC
    FrancineHighC 28 days ago

    I like that he asks if he can swear lol

  • Rallion1
    Rallion1 29 days ago

    That man sounds suuuuper drunk.

  • ThatOneGuy
    ThatOneGuy 29 days ago +1

    When I was sixteen working at McDonald's my manager showed me the, "pickle trick."
    If you put a thin pickle slice on the grill to get it warm and ask someone to put out their finger and close their eyes you can slide the pickle slice over their finger and it feels just like wet pussy.

    • amistry605
      amistry605 24 days ago

      What if.... you use a WHOLE pickle?
      BAM! impromptu fleshlight.

    • amistry605
      amistry605 24 days ago

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • Kom Rook Met My
    Kom Rook Met My 29 days ago

    For non-Americans, the best way to remember how U.S. currency works is that the dime (10 cents, or a tenth of a dollar) is the smallest coin, because we don't give a crap about the metric system

  • Andrew Blanton
    Andrew Blanton 29 days ago

    The metric system is for 2nd place

  • Brucho Sindicate
    Brucho Sindicate 29 days ago

    Year/month/day

  • Jack Cade
    Jack Cade Month ago

    He fully understands the American dollar though, doesn't he? Go back to Australia you Aussie leftist dickhead!

  • MrZrazies
    MrZrazies Month ago

    that’s easy. smallest is dime. bigger than dime is pennies. bigger is 25 cent. then last one in middle is nickels. that’s how i learned. 😂
    can’t figure out numbers. go by sizes. 🤗 why that sound dirty. 🤔🤔

  • johanponken
    johanponken Month ago

    How is CC / Closed Captions / i.e. texting in English active for this vid? I never use it! Ohh… it because Americans don't understand Jim Jefferies.

  • Kevin Duggan
    Kevin Duggan Month ago

    Oh beta male interviews beta male are they going to cry together?

  • Kat, UK
    Kat, UK Month ago

    All of his stand up shows are brilliant. I recommend watching them on you tube.

  • NICHI
    NICHI Month ago

    Jim Jeffries is not funny

  • herman baca
    herman baca Month ago

    He doesn't have to understand us just keep cashing the check, he had to come here to find WORK

  • Sergio Alcantar
    Sergio Alcantar Month ago

    I’m tired of these Europeans trying to change America. If you want it to be like Europe, go back to Europe. You don’t have to live here.

  • Patrick Gallehugh
    Patrick Gallehugh Month ago

    I love how Jim worked at the Filet-O-Fish section for almost 4 years and still can't pronounce it right lol

  • HappyGeekChic
    HappyGeekChic Month ago

    The inner workings of McDonalds. That whole story was funny.

  • Andrew Phillips
    Andrew Phillips Month ago

    This from a tosser that sold out to the SJWS

  • K C
    K C Month ago

    no cookie......sad face.

  • james kushman
    james kushman Month ago

    2 types of countries in this world, ones that use the metric system and ones that have landed on the moon.Cheers.

  • Dave Studdaman
    Dave Studdaman Month ago

    We just don’t like foreigners coming to our country acting superior

  • Rob Lamb
    Rob Lamb Month ago

    for the rest of the world it was the 11th of the 9th - but Bush planned it for 9/11 so every time you make an emergency call you'll be reminded of it . . .

  • Cornelius Maximilianus

    did they put a lipstick on him?

  • Benjamin Jonathan James Sisko Archer Tiberius Kirk

    He always reminds me of the guy who plays Toadfish.

  • Parashar Amin
    Parashar Amin Month ago

    I m Hungry now ....

  • ElijahProto
    ElijahProto Month ago

    I'm American and I don't understand Americans
    Also is jim drunk all the time?

  • Janco van der Westhuizen

    Honestly I love Chick-Fil-A



    No homo, of course

    • The Grimance
      The Grimance 29 days ago +1

      Janco van der Westhuizen 😂😂 love it

  • Free
    Free Month ago

    The oldest person to sign the Constitution was Benjamin Franklin (81). The youngest was Jonathan Dayton of New Jersey (26). When the Constitution was signed, the United States population was 4 million. It is now more than 327 million.

  • whittyp813
    whittyp813 Month ago +2

    Love this guy ever since legit!!

  • crx350x1
    crx350x1 Month ago

    hey Jim if you don't like it go home, you don't like it go home, you don't like it go home lol see what i did there.

  • gamecock92
    gamecock92 Month ago

    Not remotely funny and a waste of 9 minutes. Poor choice to post.

  • cedddkkddkk
    cedddkkddkk Month ago +2

    Canada is 14 for the working age as well. I’ve been working since 14

    • The Grimance
      The Grimance 29 days ago

      cedddkkddkk I’m in America and I started work when I was 14 just not at a industry or company or whatever. Started as a contractor and still doing it 9 years later ☺️ hate that it’s a dying trade though

  • Cowcharge
    Cowcharge Month ago

    Watch Jeffries when he has Bill Burr on.

  • Mike Watts
    Mike Watts Month ago

    That dude is not funny lol

  • Bill
    Bill Month ago

    USA! USA! USA!

  • andrew dods
    andrew dods Month ago

    Ohhhhhh!!! Month day year. Rubbish way of doing dates ! And Aussie media is switching over to it rapidly. Just watch the ads and the newspapers if you don't believe me ...

  • andrew dods
    andrew dods Month ago

    Me too !! American trip. "Ahhh mate, just keep it" ... hands over bunch of shrapnel (loose change in Australian slang) ......

  • neil burton
    neil burton Month ago

    i would like to the America for taking jim of our hands jim says he's been living in America for 11 years long may it last he must be one of worst comedians in Australia's history. we have a comedian called Dave Hughes you may be interested in

  • Renaissance Light
    Renaissance Light Month ago

    Lol he actually made me laugh.

  • Brett Ake
    Brett Ake Month ago

    Why does Jefferies look like he just BLEW a red POPSICLE...

  • artgoat
    artgoat Month ago

    Actually, the dime says "one dime," which doesn't really say ANYTHING about how much it's worth.

  • StHealthy
    StHealthy Month ago +1

    I love this! As a Canadian, we see the old imperial system being used in the United States and it confuses us as well! The rest of the world is metric.

  • Mr Floppy
    Mr Floppy Month ago

    I eat at Chick Filet and IN-N-OUT those damn christians just know what they are doing. I think those liberal food chains are just too liberal. Like I don't really enjoy fried socks that slipped into their deep fryer. I really don't.

  • Beejs4WDAdventures
    Beejs4WDAdventures Month ago

    what does he say at 7.02??? About his son?

  • Scott Parker
    Scott Parker Month ago

    Momentus wanker, he's all yours.. Will swap for Bill Burr please.

  • tateincharge
    tateincharge Month ago

    I had a nugget in me mouth. LMAO!

  • Alex Cochrane
    Alex Cochrane Month ago

    I love the political trolls on a video like this. A joke is a joke. You either find it funny or not. Jim Jefferies is hilarious. I think I would die of laughter if I went out drinking with this guy.

  • K.A. GORDON
    K.A. GORDON Month ago

    We were told in the 1970s that we would be going metric..and we learned it...what a shame we are such a assbackwards country.

  • Draydin Bardon
    Draydin Bardon Month ago

    Washed up shill for liberal skewed news.

  • NoExitLoveNow
    NoExitLoveNow Month ago

    In programming we always put the year first, then month, then day. That way you can always compare the numbers with each other without breaking it up.

  • Robots On Fire
    Robots On Fire Month ago

    Jim Jefferies a dad!? Now there's a lad I'm happy to see parenting!

  • Jack Pepal
    Jack Pepal Month ago

    To be fair I don't either and I AM American

  • bartofilms
    bartofilms Month ago

    He advertised for that Chicken fast food restaurant. He understands Americans just fine. Trust me.

  • Emily Leach
    Emily Leach Month ago

    U can work at 14 here you just have to get the paperwork Jimmy is stupid

  • Tairy Hesticles
    Tairy Hesticles Month ago

    Jim has become a hack since he quit drinking.

  • Anya Printon
    Anya Printon Month ago

    What was in that hummus?

  • dbzispimpin
    dbzispimpin Month ago

    God, Jimmy was a terrible host this time, he wasn't vibing with Jim at all. Jim was being hilarious and Kimmel barely cracked a smile, just forced fake laughing...

  • Helmet Barf
    Helmet Barf Month ago +1

    Leave and take Jimmy with you.

  • Kevin Lehnhardt
    Kevin Lehnhardt Month ago

    He's Gilbert Gottfried with an Australian accent.

  • Time- Binder
    Time- Binder Month ago

    Jim is right ,American exceptional-ism leads to illogical nonsense.

  • Yuris Konstante
    Yuris Konstante Month ago

    why are the lips so red