Jim Jefferies Doesn't Understand Americans

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  • Published on Jul 13, 2018
  • Jim talks about American things he doesn't quite understand, having a job at a young age, working the Filet-O-Fish station at McDonalds and he reveals why he eventually got fired.
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  • Arturo Monge
    Arturo Monge 2 days ago +2

    I think American's shouldn't be called American's because technically anybody who lives in the AMERICAN continent is an American. (Sorry for my English)

  • Mike G
    Mike G 3 days ago

    Getting chemo was funnier than this.

  • John Mckee
    John Mckee 5 days ago

    12th July.. 1690.

  • Joseph
    Joseph 6 days ago

    Americans don't get us Australians at all. Way too uptight

  • Paul Pflaum
    Paul Pflaum 7 days ago

    This was a useless 8:52...............

  • Platinum Poop
    Platinum Poop 8 days ago +1

    It's so funny when people get so riled up over this kind of stuff.

  • Gavin Dowds
    Gavin Dowds 8 days ago +1

    That's how Claudio Reyna didnae go tae Hearts.

  • cepholopod
    cepholopod 9 days ago

    Fukkin cookie!.....cokkheadd's got millions!.......fukkin moron!!!!....yeah real comedian lol

  • francis brown
    francis brown 9 days ago

    Jim is becoming comfortably numb and so American ...

  • Richard Guernsey
    Richard Guernsey 11 days ago

    Problem is a nickel is bigger than a dime so....

  • Bharath Bhat
    Bharath Bhat 12 days ago

    Jim Jefferies always sounds drunk. Probably because he is Australian. He is still awesome. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Dink Martini
    Dink Martini 12 days ago

    Can we send that guy back and get a smarter immigrant? Is there a swap program of some kind for that? If they haven't got a smarter one, how about a funnier one? What happened to Kimmel's show? When did he stop with the hotties jumping on the trampoline at the end? Man, you look away for a few years and everything changes.

  • Darren H
    Darren H 13 days ago

    The Month/Day/Year system is not 'American' -- it's British, although the British have since converted to using the European Day/Month/Year system. If you don't believe me, go look at old gravestones in British cemeteries.

  • Lolleka
    Lolleka 13 days ago

    - "I didn't know that about you!"
    - "... Why would you?!"

  • Cody Withers
    Cody Withers 15 days ago

    Find it funny how he can't properly pronounce fillet when he talks about McDonald's but Chick fil A is pronounced perfectly.

  • Jay Wolf
    Jay Wolf 17 days ago

    The British system is stupid is because it's British.

  • voice88out
    voice88out 18 days ago

    Very funny ,genuine comedian

  • Samuel Mrรกzik
    Samuel Mrรกzik 20 days ago

    Dude is on coke 100%

  • simunator
    simunator 21 day ago

    you can see his brain damage take effect and turn into a cucked shill.... a shame

  • MisstaLocke
    MisstaLocke 21 day ago

    Minimum wage, minimum effort, always.

  • ThatTempesTGuy
    ThatTempesTGuy 22 days ago

    I was drinking a sip of my water when you said "nuggets", I am now cleaning the water off my monitor and keyboard...

  • Joseph Abrams
    Joseph Abrams 23 days ago

    Metric system right, Date format wrong.

  • Dan Demeo
    Dan Demeo 23 days ago

    Don't know the difference between a nickel and a dime? You uneducated Zilch๐Ÿคฃ You and the faggy accent Ugggh!

  • hotdog
    hotdog 27 days ago

    Australians overseas think that Americans love Australians, but they are just gathering enough information to invade us.

  • paul alsup
    paul alsup 28 days ago

    while I agree with regards to the stupidity of the American system of measurements, this man is not funny....ever.

  • WhoDarestheMAN gamer
    WhoDarestheMAN gamer Month ago +2

    Americans just lack logic in so many areas....

  • Right Coast
    Right Coast Month ago

    Is it just me or does it look like he's wearing lipstick?

  • Cristobal Diaz
    Cristobal Diaz Month ago

    Every time he says American it feels like a put-down! A foreigner critiquing our country through there lenses is such a fresh new idea, we have never seen it before at all.

  • MICHAEL DUNLEAVY
    MICHAEL DUNLEAVY Month ago

    Haha, "It's frowned upon to eat at Chic Fil A in Los Angeles ." Sucks for you guys... I'll enjoy my chicken wraps.

  • Jeremy Graves
    Jeremy Graves Month ago

    jimmy k was looking down on him tho

  • Moe Sizzlack
    Moe Sizzlack Month ago

    Did this man say FILL-IT of fish instead of Fillet O' Fish?

  • sergi0YT
    sergi0YT Month ago

    Chicken McNuggets were very popular and still are. They use chicken now :)))

  • Bumblebug73
    Bumblebug73 Month ago

    why did German U-boats surpass every UK & American effort in WW2 ? Built to metric standards. Same goes for tanks, rockets etc. Why did a US Mars probe pancake the surface ? Two teams using both measurement systems

  • Rumpleforeskin Last Name

    Jim Jefferies is a pathetic excuse for a comedian. America, you can have him.

  • Dan Demeo
    Dan Demeo Month ago

    He should wrap his mouth around a hole at a buddy booth, this guy is a Pillow biter๐Ÿ˜‚ makes me nauseous Ugggh

  • Anthony Vigil
    Anthony Vigil Month ago

    What the hell โ€œthe metric systemโ€

    • Jacob Molyneux
      Jacob Molyneux Month ago

      the metric system is infinitely better then the imperial system

  • Charlie Extra
    Charlie Extra Month ago +1

    I agree metric system is more logical, i.e. meters to km vs yards to miles, but I honestly have a problem estimating how a tall a person is with meters. since most height is 1-point something where as feet inches, it gives you a category, 5 foot something, 6 foot something.

    • annelies buist
      annelies buist 4 days ago

      I think it is more about what you grew up using. for example, I grew up using the metric system and, therefore, am good at estimating a length in meters. However, if you grew up using foot and inches, you are better at estimating a length in that. I have absolutely no clue how big something would be if it is 5 foot long.

    • Jennifer Q
      Jennifer Q Month ago

      What? 5 is a category, 1 isn't? Inches are a category, centimeters aren't?

  • Mitchell Wotherspoon

    There is no number on the coins?

  • Panos Triantaphillou

    Go Jim!

  • Xymo Nau
    Xymo Nau Month ago

    The dime doesn't have the amount printed on it, does it?

  • SS 44
    SS 44 Month ago +5

    Jim Jefferies is pure gold! from the lack of laughs from the audience though it sounds like the title should read "americans don't understand jim jefferies"

  • Riskin Pliskin
    Riskin Pliskin Month ago

    I love the title, it discribes almost every one of his bits...

  • yakikadafi
    yakikadafi Month ago

    he's from my local town in melbourne called st kilda. we love him here!

  • ANDERTHALRADIO
    ANDERTHALRADIO 2 months ago

    Liberals hate America.

  • I am proud a atheist
    I am proud a atheist 2 months ago

    Why is he wearing a lipstick?

  • Psychachu [ official ]
    Psychachu [ official ] 2 months ago +1

    Legendary. Jeffries is gold.

  • Randy Dean
    Randy Dean 2 months ago +4

    Actually Jimmy, there aren't numbers on US coins. The nickel does have "FIVE" written if you can read english, but the dime only has the word "DIME".

  • 10K Subs With No Videos

    Why do you need to add on VAT yourself itโ€™s idiotic

  • Loose Meat Sandwich
    Loose Meat Sandwich 2 months ago

    Only an ignorant American would complain about cultures differing. It appears American cultural imperialism is working.

  • arun ghosh
    arun ghosh 2 months ago

    Jim makes sense totally..๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Chris Gates
    Chris Gates 2 months ago

    Feel like Iโ€™ve seen Jim do this bit on a talk show appearance before.

  • Vanalovan
    Vanalovan 2 months ago

    Thereโ€™s two kinds of countries:
    Countries that use the metrics system
    And countries that have been to the moon

    • Benjamin Shepherd
      Benjamin Shepherd Month ago

      Vanalovan my country has been to the moon and uses the metric system, what do you mean?

  • Daniel Verberne
    Daniel Verberne 2 months ago

    Why isn't this getting more audience claps? Surely they see the silliness of many of these Americanisms?

  • ๅทฆ ๅทฆ
    ๅทฆ ๅทฆ 2 months ago

    Shame on not using metric system

  • Richard Servello
    Richard Servello 2 months ago

    yet we say 4th of july...lol

  • Badgerhands
    Badgerhands 2 months ago

    Anyone else getting the vibe that Jimmy Kimmel has been replaced by a Jimmy Kimmel simulator?

  • Nick Halden
    Nick Halden 2 months ago

    Why is the crowd so dead? He's hilarious!

  • Trevor Miranda
    Trevor Miranda 2 months ago

    Day, month, and year? Baby stuff. Year-month-day in adherence to ISO 8601, the International standard for date formats.

  • Chris Stewart
    Chris Stewart 2 months ago

    I reckon he's half smashed! ONYA Aussie - way to go! :) God, we're embarrassing sometimes! BAWWAHHAHH!

  • mo786
    mo786 2 months ago

    Aussie humour...love it!

  • Tim Sawyer
    Tim Sawyer 2 months ago

    Clearly it's been a while since Jimmy Kimmel has looked at a Nickle or a Dime... There's no 5 or 10 on either of them... haha I wish I had their problems...

  • TommyKnow
    TommyKnow 2 months ago

    Jimmy is wrong about US coins. I have a dime in my change jar and I had to look it up, because there isn't a value anywhere on the coin, it just says "one dime". WTF

  • t a
    t a 2 months ago

    8 minutes of un-funny mcdonalds jokes - -- -- pass

  • ALRIGHTY THEN
    ALRIGHTY THEN 2 months ago

    Hmm, hated the introduction of chicken nuggets because he wanted to get paid the same as everyone else for doing the least amount of work? I think he understands young Americans very well.

  • thomas Rose
    thomas Rose 2 months ago

    Did you ever ride a kangaroo Jim. only kidding love you Jimmy boy. you crazy Aussie.

  • Turtle Sauce
    Turtle Sauce 2 months ago

    kimmel didn't even realise jim was taking the piss out of him LMAO

  • Tony Losia
    Tony Losia 2 months ago

    bahahhahahh hes off his head lol

  • MidnightEkaki
    MidnightEkaki 2 months ago

    he just reminds me of my uncle when hes drunk...

  • Uriel7623
    Uriel7623 2 months ago

    Ahuevo

  • Jeremy Chang
    Jeremy Chang 2 months ago

    Raising Cane's though

  • Dr Oddfellow
    Dr Oddfellow 2 months ago

    You get no cookie!

  • Eddie Martinez
    Eddie Martinez 2 months ago

    im american ans ive always wondered the same thing about our date format. i always writw dates # Day, Month Year (23, January 1995)

  • nathenism
    nathenism 2 months ago

    i heard the legal drinking age in germany and australia is 16

  • Jack Ripper
    Jack Ripper 2 months ago

    Fahrenheit is older than celsius... just saying

  • URUSOIMI
    URUSOIMI 2 months ago +10

    I've been to Australia many times. They are not this 'Australian'.

    • WhoDarestheMAN gamer
      WhoDarestheMAN gamer Month ago

      No. In Australia we Australians are more British.

    • Ozzy Tenor
      Ozzy Tenor Month ago +2

      +kai No he's not. He grew up a few streets away from me in the plush northern suburbs of Sydney. Couldn't be more different from our rural areas.

    • kai
      kai 2 months ago +3

      Jim grew up in the outback. People from the cities are generally a lot less " Aussie "' Jims from the country

  • Stew Meat
    Stew Meat 2 months ago

    He's funny, but he's no Bill Burr.

  • Anthony Arcano
    Anthony Arcano 2 months ago

    This one and Bill Burr... cant live whit out them.

  • Deadshilz
    Deadshilz 2 months ago

    some say he's still waiting to eat that cookie

  • Matty Harris
    Matty Harris 2 months ago

    14 year olds at maccas. The time isn't changing. I know a lot my mates work there๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  • The Gaming Alien 6000
    The Gaming Alien 6000 2 months ago

    Me neither mate

  • Jaded Cynic
    Jaded Cynic 2 months ago

    He does not understand americans but is happy to criticize.

  • The Golden Tundra
    The Golden Tundra 2 months ago

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  • Lily SS
    Lily SS 2 months ago

    totally agree on the calendar thing. Month first is pretty stupid

  • Jake Flannery
    Jake Flannery 2 months ago

    16.5 years old to be employed in Australia.

  • Douglas Newbury
    Douglas Newbury 2 months ago

    Oh wow comments about the US metric and date system that I've totally never heard before wow wow wow

  • Sq12Sq22u22
    Sq12Sq22u22 2 months ago

    I have NO idea who this guy is..NEVER heard of him...ohh I'm Australian b t w.

  • Maxi ?!?
    Maxi ?!? 2 months ago

    In some provinces in Canada you can work at 12

  • Sigh Adventure
    Sigh Adventure 2 months ago

    Nobody needs to eat 13 million cookies

  • Hero Of Bukit Padang
    Hero Of Bukit Padang 2 months ago

    Americans are simple to understand. Half are retards. The other half are not. Cause of retardation is red neck inbreeding.

  • jahovia82 disdik
    jahovia82 disdik 2 months ago

    Lolol eat a chicken head like an apple lol im done

  • Ivan Kirchev
    Ivan Kirchev 2 months ago

    Jim is an idiot or as we say in Bulgaria "ะฟัŠะปะตะฝ ะฟั€ะพัั‚ะฐะบ" but in a funny way :D

  • TheStoneageRomeo
    TheStoneageRomeo 2 months ago

    For someone speaking a whole lot of logic and sense, his credibility is lessened by his insistence to stay there. Now THAT is crazy.

  • meaty cabbage
    meaty cabbage 2 months ago

    The first time I saw one of jimmy's subscribe bits I decided to resist. I am now subscribed because no one should have to go hungry.

  • bobby boucher
    bobby boucher 2 months ago

    lol thats why americans are lazy lol you only work at 16 hahahahaha damn I started when I was 6 when I started to make money hahaha

  • Steve Nicklin
    Steve Nicklin 2 months ago

    As per the previous comment, Australians don't sound like this in Australia. As an Englishman in Australia, I can hear them for what they are and this is an amplified (and potentially) drunk man.

  • The_Godfather 99
    The_Godfather 99 2 months ago +1

    It freaks me out that the english People donโ€˜t write the Numbers on their money what its worth ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    • Gussy05
      Gussy05 Day ago

      All English money has numbers in it. It's American money that doesn't

    • Michael Edwards
      Michael Edwards 2 months ago

      It's still written on the coin what the coin is worth... +anonUK

    • anonUK
      anonUK 2 months ago

      +Michael Edwards
      The last series of coins doesn't have numerals.

    • Michael Edwards
      Michael Edwards 2 months ago +3

      yes we do lol. in words and numbers! what you on about?

    • Jake
      Jake 2 months ago +1

      Jesus

  • lvldarwin
    lvldarwin 2 months ago

    He speaks true.

  • NPC-752231 BBC
    NPC-752231 BBC 2 months ago

    The tax is not included into the item price tickets in the supermarkets.
    Drifts me into a thousand yard stare every time. ๐Ÿ˜‚

  • Victor Pennington
    Victor Pennington 2 months ago

    I fuckin love JJ

  • JustDJ
    JustDJ 2 months ago

    Best way to make Jimmy's show funnier. Don't make him talk.