Titles and Tattoos | Critical Role | Campaign 2, Episode 84

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  • Published on Nov 11, 2019
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  • Flando Maltrizian
    Flando Maltrizian 29 days ago +2907

    HEY, there might be some SPOILERS under the thing
    0:30 A short and cheerful ad
    3:25 Marisha outs Brian
    4:25 Our Amazon package is on its way
    6:10 Laura’s merch corner
    8:20 Intro cinematic
    9:55 Episode Starts
    12:25 Recap Ends
    17:35 Tharizdun is the ultimate boss monster
    18:30 Scrying, ever heard of it?
    22:50 Too much for Travis
    27:30 Irregular gnolls
    28:05 No Sam, you’re thinking of Queen Wendy
    32:40 Leave your house, Yussa
    35:00 Who’s on the council, Matt?
    36:00 Sam’s flask
    37:20 Realistically, Sprinkle is long dead
    38:25 Ormid is a furry
    41:35 Nott holds the Palantir
    43:30 Nott’s silent freakout
    44:50 Actual cannibal, Halas
    49:50 Beau gets silenced
    52:40 Tal’dorei council update
    54:25 Arcanis Zenoth message
    58:50 Laura’s notes are the worst
    59:20 Stat shaming
    1:01:40 Get that Riegal money
    1:02:10 Gilmore is a master of branding
    1:04:50 Matt, when has the internet ever been mean about pronunciation or grammar?
    1:06:15 Orly come back
    1:08:40 Group tattoos
    1:11:50 Orly rules
    1:15:20 GIRL TIME
    1:16:40 Nott’s tattoo
    1:20:30 Jester’s tattoo
    1:23:35 Beau’s tattoo
    1:25:35 Orly wrecked them
    1:26:55 You can’t just handwave fish and chips
    1:28:20 Guy Talk
    1:38:15 Caleb is anti-ink
    1:38:45 Showing off the ink
    1:44:40 Hiding tattoos is hard
    1:47:25 Break Starts
    2:06:15 Art Montage
    2:19:05 Break Ends
    2:19:25 Matt is such a gift
    2:21:30 Don’t worry, M9 forgives you
    2:22:20 Beau apologizes
    2:24:30 Unlimited drinking was never restricted
    2:25:55 Fjord is rebanned
    2:26:55 Updating Dairen
    2:33:40 Criticizing Jester’s spell prep
    2:35:20 The Tal’dorei council is a big secret
    2:36:55 The Monk Bunk
    2:37:55 Dairen keeps Beau comfortable
    2:39:55 Jester is just jumping in place
    2:41:05 Belts are important
    2:45:30 A normal voice
    2:48:15 Caduceus is storing Expositer puns
    2:49:55 Tharizdun lore
    2:56:55 Jester and Fjord
    2:58:45 Beau and Nott
    3:01:15 Cleripist
    3:01:55 Caduceus overloads
    3:04:55 Fjord forgets the whole mission
    3:12:20 Ormid Haas
    3:16:50 Double whisper
    3:17:50 Motley crew
    3:23:15 Jester is trusting
    3:29:35 A crazy cat man
    3:31:20 Ormid is having trouble concentrating
    3:34:20 Don’t mix up your badges
    3:37:00 Ormid isn’t up on global politics
    3:39:05 Ormid is a master of weasel care
    3:40:15 Sprinkle is not healthy
    3:41:50 It’s been awhile
    3:43:40 Pumat
    3:56:15 The Inevitable End
    4:00:45 Map is out?
    4:01:20 Episode Ends
    The in-game start date for the episode was the 11th of Thunsheer 836. Sam’s flask says “Spot the Difference” between a picture of Marisha’s meme face from Undeadwood ep.3 and a turtle with its head pulled into its shell.
    Any moments I missed? Feel free to post them here. Is it Thursday yet?

  • BARBARA HELENS
    BARBARA HELENS 12 hours ago

    The CR fandom: headcanons jester with soft, dainty body type
    Matt at every chance he gets: "jester is fucKIN RIPPED"

  • WayPastTheNorm
    WayPastTheNorm 19 hours ago

    Anybody else really want fish and chips now?

  • zhenry2
    zhenry2 19 hours ago

    I need green bean Caleb art yesterday

  • Gaaxure
    Gaaxure 20 hours ago

    1:01:09 We're retiring!

  • WayPastTheNorm
    WayPastTheNorm Day ago

    I love the downtime that they had in this episode. It's the quiet moments like this that make you appreciate these characters, and gives the story weight.

  • Patrick Murphy
    Patrick Murphy Day ago

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    My name is Francis. You will call me Therizdun. If any of you calls me Francis, I'll kill ya. If you of you touch my stuff, I'll kill ya. If you of you touch ME, I'll kill ya.
    Sit down, FRANCIS.

  • PhenixSlayer
    PhenixSlayer Day ago

    Laura Bailey: What are you talking about? Big ones are fun. 1:27:45

  • Anthony ‘Wrek1oose’ Turello

    Praying they revisit pumat sol

  • Austin Crain
    Austin Crain Day ago

    What does Travis’ right forearm tattoo mean?

  • Kevin Lucey
    Kevin Lucey Day ago

    Marisha: whats my new expositor outfit look like?
    Matt: blah blah blah FORMAL SUB-ZERO blah blah

  • Greggulus
    Greggulus 2 days ago

    Essek and Dairon are so going to be the secret couple of this camppaing.

  • Kevin Lucey
    Kevin Lucey 2 days ago

    JUST SAY BYE TO ORLY YOU MONSTERS

  • CaptainRed1000
    CaptainRed1000 2 days ago

    What spell was being referenced with the different kinds of gem dust around 56:32?

  • kolja leffek
    kolja leffek 2 days ago

    I hope the fanart on the next episode is sbowing the tattoos

  • shafty
    shafty 2 days ago

    Ohhh shit this is some Horus/Rakshasa ending right here!!!!

  • kolja leffek
    kolja leffek 3 days ago

    The elder elemental eye... I called it many months ago as the group kame together with elemental themes (fjord with water, yasha with air, ceb with fire and molly from the earth) but he seems to have chosen another disguise this time.

  • Saiko Kurosu
    Saiko Kurosu 3 days ago

    3:56:21 - WHAT THE HELL. When we're SHOPPING, Matthew?! *Gasp!* I feel so violated... like my trust has been irreparably breached!!! (Gotta say, though, I love that sly little hint of shade he throws in like "It's like assassins are good at their jobs." like the cheeky bee he is. I love Matthew so much.)

  • shafty
    shafty 3 days ago

    Orly is the fucking best!!!

  • shafty
    shafty 3 days ago

    didn't they leave Halas's body in the sphere??

  • MagickP00dle
    MagickP00dle 3 days ago

    Critical Role - Campaign 2 gets new art to commemorate level 10!!!
    Party - FACE TATTOOOOOOOS!!!!!

  • Green Hawk
    Green Hawk 3 days ago

    yoooo. a veteran fighter with a therapy dog thats actually a bard. Perfect.
    also we need a pumat filter for insta.

  • ebony1442
    ebony1442 3 days ago

    As a former RPG manufacturer, I can confirm the "Anything we make is mostly so that we get one." that Matt says. I have a copy of everything thing that we published, and the former President of the company has like three of everything.

  • Fab4Sunrises
    Fab4Sunrises 3 days ago

    ah man, what if caleb had trained under like, yussa instead of going to torture hogwarts

  • Ryan Allen
    Ryan Allen 4 days ago +1

    Beau: "I pick and choose my apologies."
    Caduceus: "I give mine freely."
    Two characters described in two lines.

  • GooTimo
    GooTimo 4 days ago

    Just paused at this point, I might be reading too far into this, but jesters god being relatively new, theruzdun using false names, and the recent talk of the traveler being a cult, makes me worried

  • CassBlast5
    CassBlast5 5 days ago

    Matt playing a powerful wizard headmaster that loves kitty cats was fucking amazing.

  • Helbereth
    Helbereth 5 days ago

    How did nobody at this table think that the charisma tattoo for Nott should be a tramp stamp? I mean... imagine the look on Yeza's face, right?

  • Wolfham
    Wolfham 6 days ago

    The joy on Travis's face any time Orly talks is just the best

  • Audio Clayton
    Audio Clayton 6 days ago

    2:10:47 DUDE HOLY SHIT, can there be a series where THAT'S the animation!??

  • Mys Coleoptera
    Mys Coleoptera 6 days ago +1

    Oh my gosh! Darn it Matt! how are you able to make me like an arch mage because of how you make him react to cats! It is so wholesome and adorable.

  • WarBacca 101
    WarBacca 101 7 days ago

    Calling it now, Sprinkle is going to be with them all the way through the final boss, cause they'll keep forgetting he exists
    Edit: also confirmed that men do not only talk about boobs/sex. We talk about religion and gardening.

  • Cpt Obvious1994
    Cpt Obvious1994 7 days ago +2

    I feel like Fjord should have gotten a tattoo too. Now that he's multiclassed into Paladin he needs to get his strength up a bit higher.

  • Chris Leo
    Chris Leo 7 days ago

    Where is willy

    • CR Fan
      CR Fan 2 days ago

      He stayed with Yussa for repairs, per Matt.

  • DragonTwilight
    DragonTwilight 7 days ago

    So for point of reference, 21,000 gold in DnD U.S. roughly comparable to $3,000,000, depending on the calculations you use ($145 per gold piece I think this was the lowest value I could find). That’s about how much they got from Halas hoard.

  • Chrono
    Chrono 8 days ago +2

    How the hell have they forgotten Willy..

  • Timeturner
    Timeturner 8 days ago +1

    Sam: "That's an 11. [...] I rolled a 15."

    Umm.
    Correct me if I'm wrong, but dang Sam? How did that happen?
    Why is it a -4 modifier suddenly?
    It used to "only" be a -3 on Charisma, and with the tattoo, it should now be a -2; and on top of that, doesn't Nott have proficiency in Persuasion?
    It brought her up to a +1 modifier before, so it should actually be a +2 now. Not too shabby at all.
    Sam, buddy, your "11" should be a 17.
    What happened?!
    Please tell me you didn't fuck up Nott's stats when you changed them for the tattoo. :'D

    • Cpt Obvious1994
      Cpt Obvious1994 7 days ago

      Sam said that he rolled a 13, not a 15. He correctly applied the -2 and just forgot about Nott's proficiency, which is understandable since Nott almost never uses Persuasion. Coincidentally, the correct total would have been 15.

  • Epic Glitter
    Epic Glitter 9 days ago

    re: Refjorged Fjord, anyone else notice that the recurring NPCs of the Empire & Menagerie Coast don't seem to notice the change in his accent? (including Pumat)

  • Epic Glitter
    Epic Glitter 9 days ago +1

    "I pull out Molly's tarot cards..." - I got chills at this! loved seeing Beau choose a tattoo that honors Molly's memory, and her mentioning she'd been thinking of it for a while. fanart of it has been incredible, too! overall I feel like this was a big episode for her. at the start she seems kinda stoic (or just stunned) absorbing what they've learned about the Chained Oblivion... then there's the tattoo, giving some closure (maybe) to the rough feelings she had after Molly's death, then to Zadash where she's offering a sincere apology to Xenoth and finally getting recognized as an Expositor. I've always liked this character, and, she's also come a long way!

  • Inferno Reg
    Inferno Reg 9 days ago +1

    "you crack the foundation, bad news"
    unless you know, you live in Texas then it is just a friendly challenge of ignorance.

  • 10 Fried Eggs
    10 Fried Eggs 9 days ago +1

    Talesin protecting Laura during the dnd beyond ad was adorable.

  • Anthony Bernardo
    Anthony Bernardo 9 days ago +1

    Watching Travis watch Matt speaking like Orly is amazing. He gets such pure joy out of it.

  • Kevin Beaudoin O'Bomsawin

    Spoiler bellow....


    Wait... They didn't had Halas body with them it was left in the stairwell to the prison of sooth by Willi! They can't destroy it like this...

  • smalltallhall
    smalltallhall 10 days ago

    Ormid Hass is a whole mood. I too become a fool for cute animals

  • innernerdbird
    innernerdbird 10 days ago

    26:01 sam's arm looks like it's going into his tankard

  • molly sandweiss
    molly sandweiss 10 days ago

    Can we just talk about the fact that Matt fucking researched weasel diets for this game? That’s commitment to making the game feel real

  • Pystoph
    Pystoph 10 days ago

    Everyone laughing at Taliesin's throat bubbles is the most distracting thing I s2g

  • mr. mintyfingers
    mr. mintyfingers 10 days ago +1

    3:49:24 Travis's face when Pumat says that the swavain basilisks are sea serpents XD

  • Vitoria Moncaio
    Vitoria Moncaio 11 days ago

    these idiots should start saying BYE to their NPCs more often

  • Samli
    Samli 11 days ago

    I need fan art of Jedi Master Consular Caduceus and Jedi Padawan Guardian Fjord.

  • Mon Garcia
    Mon Garcia 11 days ago

    Marisha laughing way too hard on her husband's embarassment. What a cute couple.

  • Baraz
    Baraz 13 days ago +1

    Historical note : the Therapist subclass has been invented here.

  • GameBob
    GameBob 13 days ago

    I have spent the last month watching this series up to this point... You have all inspired me so much and I'm honestly so sad i'm almost caught up because it means I can't binge it anymore. Thank you guys for the inspiration and all of the entertainment. You guys rock!

  • flyingstapler
    flyingstapler 13 days ago

    42:50 "Should you be interested little Goblin girl..."
    Uhm... excuse me? Did I miss something or does Halas know more than we think? I don't think Nott ever mentioned she was a goblin? I think he might be fooling them...

  • Adam Schwartze [TiamatZX]

    2:55:02 Shut it, Fjord. She IS good at subtlety, whereas YOU had the gall to suggest that King Dwendal was involved. That, and her new position as Expositor gave you guys' story a lot more weight as opposed to if she wasn't. Also, it was a "sash" that she took off, not a "belt". She wears both.

  • Rikard
    Rikard 14 days ago

    Liberate Canada from the American Empire!

  • Rikard
    Rikard 14 days ago

    Liberate Europé from the American Empire!

  • Adrian M
    Adrian M 14 days ago +1

    Closing with an assassination attempt on Cad? Shit.

  • Roxy
    Roxy 14 days ago

    3:52:15 Your Vex is showing :)

  • David Parkes
    David Parkes 14 days ago +1

    Beau: "I'm really good at being subtle."
    To be fair to her, yeah she kinda is. I mean it did take 85 eps for.... SPOILERS: Her crush on Jester to be revealed.

    • Jwanma
      Jwanma 12 days ago

      @David Parkes oh fuck i read 84. Im watching it right now. Thanks for the spoiler 😒

    • David Parkes
      David Parkes 12 days ago

      @Jwanma I'm gonna guess you haven't seen ep 85 yet huh?

    • Jwanma
      Jwanma 12 days ago

      I don't think she has a crush on her. She just check her out. Besides how she knows or suspects Fjord has feelings for Jester, i don't think she's interested in pursuing anything with her more than friendship.

    • Adam Schwartze [TiamatZX]
      Adam Schwartze [TiamatZX] 13 days ago

      Yeah, Fjord don't know shit.