Sorry, I'm a Slow Eater

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    Trapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs.

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    CAST
    Raphael Chestang
    Michael Trapp
    Ally Beardsley
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Arthur Enright
    Writer - Raphael Cheating
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
    Director Of Photography - Cooper James
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
    Editor - Nick Rood
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Comments • 2 420

  • Beachy
    Beachy Day ago

    Anyone else recognise the music at the start from paladin champion guides that hi-rez puts up on their TVclip

  • meow meow squad
    meow meow squad 8 days ago +1

    I have to say it but this is me

  • Tydus Rain
    Tydus Rain 15 days ago

    This is......the worst collegehumor video on a long time

  • Grant Campbell
    Grant Campbell 15 days ago

    And yet, Raph never aged a day

  • Charles Ausbrooks
    Charles Ausbrooks 15 days ago

    I relate to think completely

  • CrazeLeader
    CrazeLeader 16 days ago

    just bring the food

  • Heika Naomi
    Heika Naomi 17 days ago

    Surprised many didn't like this. This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • LILProductions
    LILProductions 19 days ago

    I hope the same thing that happened to element animation doesn't happen to collegehumor.

  • MJ
    MJ 19 days ago

    This is me at every social gathering

  • doggo
    doggo 20 days ago

    I hate slow eaters

  • Jeannet Torres
    Jeannet Torres 22 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • iisMisclick
    iisMisclick 24 days ago

    Comments take this too seriously lol. I found it funny

  • a and
    a and 28 days ago

    This could have been funny. But this ain’t it chief

  • TheElMuffin
    TheElMuffin Month ago

    Seasoning steak AFTER it's cooked and even considering microwaving it? Not cool, not even as a skit, you absolute psychos.

  • Lucas Zhu
    Lucas Zhu Month ago

    I am too!

  • Fauna Joy
    Fauna Joy Month ago

    Maybe the problem is that super over-cooked steak.

  • dodat
    dodat Month ago

    What's that song

  • A Man Has No Name
    A Man Has No Name Month ago

    Do all Americans cut up all the food on their plate before eating it?

  • Hope Creekmore
    Hope Creekmore Month ago

    Actual footage of my kids eating

  • billnye69
    billnye69 Month ago

    I would of just left him behind.

  • Dan Rus
    Dan Rus Month ago

    I bet this is raf’s favourite sketch

  • SplatterSpreeFilms
    SplatterSpreeFilms Month ago

    How about eat slow, eat only half of ur food, take the rest home, eat that later, 2 meals for the price of 1 boom lifehax

  • Milfuelle100
    Milfuelle100 Month ago

    Why are people hating on this? This is exactly what slow eaters are like!

  • Martin Sonderegger
    Martin Sonderegger Month ago

    So he only eats protein? Didn't knew that

  • muzosh
    muzosh Month ago

    Running out of ideas CH?

  • XxImmortal HoovyxX
    XxImmortal HoovyxX Month ago

    I’m always the slow eater in my friends group when we go out



    Who am I kidding? I have no friends 😂

  • JessCien7 O.Y
    JessCien7 O.Y Month ago

    "Writer-Raphael Cheating"

    What

  • cactus witch
    cactus witch Month ago

    My boyfriend is slow at EVERYTHING. Cooking, cleaning, folding laundry etc. The one thing he's not slow at is eating. Funny thing is I'm the slow eater lol

  • Rexasaurus
    Rexasaurus Month ago

    When life passes you bye.

  • INLINE
    INLINE Month ago

    I mean....
    I thought it was funny.

  • Bacon Eclipse
    Bacon Eclipse Month ago

    Literally all of my friends are slow eaters when ever I’m at a friends house and their mom brings in food like pizza which is amazing I always eat quickly but by the time I have finished my food they are on their 3rd bite literally

  • Sanaa Conway
    Sanaa Conway Month ago

    Literally me

  • Bian Chang
    Bian Chang Month ago

    This is absolutely barbaric.



    WHO TF EATS STEAK WELL DONE?!?!

  • Aditya Dandwate
    Aditya Dandwate Month ago

    He is irritating me

  • Kris Kudusai
    Kris Kudusai Month ago

    steaks, boiled eggs and water? they don't really mix.....

  • Shahzad Ali
    Shahzad Ali Month ago +1

    I wonder if some fast food company sponsored this video

  • Lillebo77
    Lillebo77 2 months ago

    This offends me. I like food

  • Sid thegamer
    Sid thegamer 2 months ago

    i am that slow eater of my group. My friends and family always try to snatch my food if i eat slow. they are like " hmm thats delicious " .

  • Corvin Caassimolar
    Corvin Caassimolar 2 months ago

    can relate I take around an hour for eating a meal plus one to two for preparing it :D

  • suspicious lamp
    suspicious lamp 2 months ago

    do slow eaters deserve rights? discuss

  • Jake
    Jake 2 months ago

    I'm sure he could eat faster if he wasn't eating dogfood quality beef. Steak should not be that hard to cut

  • Heidi Murphy
    Heidi Murphy 2 months ago +1

    Or the king of cleavland

  • drop2001
    drop2001 2 months ago

    steak and 3 eggs, sounds delicious !

  • trackboy17
    trackboy17 2 months ago

    Raphael Cheating?

  • Islam M. Ali
    Islam M. Ali 2 months ago

    not so funny

  • Dog Cat
    Dog Cat 2 months ago

    Sorry im an egg*

  • 17-2-9-20 zero
    17-2-9-20 zero 2 months ago

    college humor lost its mojo

  • The Iaro Show
    The Iaro Show 2 months ago

    Raph should learn to eat like I do!
    Just chomp down on the meat and gobble the water.

  • Jasz _Needs food
    Jasz _Needs food 2 months ago

    dont you mean lejon brames?

  • ethan seldiakov
    ethan seldiakov 2 months ago

    Im a slow eater!!!!!!

  • XtremeKaiba
    XtremeKaiba 2 months ago

    I'm a slow eater, but I get painful indigestion that feels like I'm having a heart attack if I eat quick.

  • Rafay Aziz
    Rafay Aziz 2 months ago

    Uh oh Ally colored her hair...

  • Marie-Ann Adae
    Marie-Ann Adae 2 months ago

    I'm a slow eater too but come on! Somebody should just pack up his food. He can eat it in the car 😂

  • Gaming W/ Nicko
    Gaming W/ Nicko 2 months ago

    I’m also a slow eater

  • Jeriel B
    Jeriel B 2 months ago

    just leave him 😂

  • Markytarky YT
    Markytarky YT 2 months ago

    Who can relate?

  • Gray Scrubs
    Gray Scrubs 2 months ago

    im the opposite of this "slow eater"

  • Lorenzo Lizio
    Lorenzo Lizio 2 months ago

    Why is this video getting so much hate

  • Ibrahim Bahakim
    Ibrahim Bahakim 2 months ago

    I can relate.


    Ha relate.

  • Blue Creeper Productions
    Blue Creeper Productions 2 months ago +1

    Me too…

  • Vima Visuals
    Vima Visuals 2 months ago

    can't win em all

  • Randyy1
    Randyy1 2 months ago +1

    Slow eaters deserve to die of slow death.

  • Heaven Markham
    Heaven Markham 2 months ago

    as a slow eater i relate

  • RandomAtics
    RandomAtics 2 months ago

    What? Did they first know that immortal weirdo when they were newborns?

  • Travis Keating
    Travis Keating 2 months ago

    I'm so unreasonably angry right now

  • JakusMC
    JakusMC 2 months ago

    Realistic

  • JGS Music
    JGS Music 2 months ago

    Wow. I had a friend just like this years ago. He didn't give a shit about anything or anybody when he was eating. He used to make everybody late when he would eat

  • Theo Lumina
    Theo Lumina 2 months ago

    I have a friend who does that. A slow eater. Hates to waste any food (he eats the last pea for F sake). Refuses to skip any meals (even though we are in a hurry). He’d rather stay away from his original schedule for food.

  • Brandon 1954
    Brandon 1954 2 months ago

    Watching this makes me so angery like this happens every time

  • R W
    R W 2 months ago

    Wow nothing like a bunch of girls acting like a bunch of guys

  • Dawn til' Dusk
    Dawn til' Dusk 2 months ago

    Hey stop forcing him to go faster dude he wants to enjoy his meal CMON

  • Amélie Gagnon
    Amélie Gagnon 2 months ago

    This COULD have been funny...

  • XxEllie Buckingham xX
    XxEllie Buckingham xX 2 months ago

    Can’t relate

  • TheBananaJoint
    TheBananaJoint 2 months ago

    A steak with three eggs, seriously... that's a menu?

  • Cobrax
    Cobrax 2 months ago +1

    This was amazing! I can relate to that ALOT, these slow eating ppl are super annoying! And they dont even hurry up when you ask them to :D

    • Amélie Gagnon
      Amélie Gagnon 2 months ago

      I can't say if you have bad taste in humour or if your sarcasm is just that much on point?!

  • john Pitts
    john Pitts 2 months ago

    Id smash

  • wingit98
    wingit98 2 months ago

    I relate. A lot.

  • TubeYou
    TubeYou 2 months ago

    well that was shit...

  • Deidra Key
    Deidra Key 2 months ago

    That’s me

  • Elisabeth Heiman
    Elisabeth Heiman 2 months ago

    I relate to Raph on a personal level.

  • Mini Militant
    Mini Militant 2 months ago

    I can relate to this so bad....thats me all the time

  • Lizzy
    Lizzy 2 months ago +1

    So...
    You saying slow eaters are immortal?!


    Gotta eat slow now

  • Bailshaubee
    Bailshaubee 2 months ago

    Sorry

  • Kay
    Kay 2 months ago

    I actually found this funny.

  • Sanxioned1
    Sanxioned1 2 months ago

    This could have been really funny, especially since so many people really are slow eaters. This seems like it drafted up by a grade 7 drama class, taught by someone who doesn't give the slightest of a shit.

  • Riveriux Phenom
    Riveriux Phenom 2 months ago

    I actually try to eat slow. Still end up with an empty plate faster than everyone at the table.

  • Antares Luna
    Antares Luna 2 months ago

    I'm such a slow eater.

  • Charlie Bell
    Charlie Bell 2 months ago

    Hey, like what you like but I'm not quite sure why everyone hates this skit so much. I mean I wasn't belly laughing at it but it wasn't that awful, was it?

  • Yandolito
    Yandolito 2 months ago

    The sketch started great and then went downhill within seconds. wow.

  • Derpy Drey
    Derpy Drey 2 months ago

    i clicke him and he suddenly moaned wtf

  • Jan Klöbener
    Jan Klöbener 2 months ago

    As a slow eater, I am offended.

  • king of snowman`s
    king of snowman`s 2 months ago

    Wtf is this

  • Lauren Russell
    Lauren Russell 2 months ago

    ugh

  • Mandogy - Games
    Mandogy - Games 2 months ago

    I've eaten ab entire large two topping pizza for $10.99 thanks to Honey in less than five minutes.

  • Ron Charvon
    Ron Charvon 2 months ago

    Well if u think this is forced....i am a slow eater as well

  • GameBreak
    GameBreak 2 months ago

    videos are trash

  • Thegamingcactus
    Thegamingcactus 2 months ago

    I'm a slow eater and I'm proud of it

  • Julianne McLaughlin
    Julianne McLaughlin 2 months ago

    I feel personally attacked

  • LazilyQualityTale
    LazilyQualityTale 2 months ago

    Okay but this is me

  • Sagan's Cooking Channel

    It’s jabron lames