Sorry, I'm a Slow Eater

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    Trapp, Katie, and Ally are ready to go see LEBRON JAMES, but Raph is too busy eating that normal meal that we all love, a large steak and three hardboiled eggs.

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    CAST
    Raphael Chestang
    Michael Trapp
    Ally Beardsley
    Katie Marovitch
    CREW
    Director - Arthur Enright
    Writer - Raphael Cheating
    Producer - Francesca McLafferty
    Production Coordinator - Jessica Clemons
    Director Of Photography - Cooper James
    HMU - Denise R. Valentine
    Sound Mixer - Chris Bennett of BoTown Sound
    Editor - Nick Rood
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Comments • 2 484

  • Roblox Day
    Roblox Day 4 days ago

    Ok ya
    Fast Eaters: Like
    Slow Eaters: Reply

  • Charlotte8591
    Charlotte8591 4 days ago

    College Humor made a video about me, I see.

  • Coconutkat
    Coconutkat 9 days ago

    I eat so fast I timed me eating a piece of bread 1 min :0 also have you seen the new emojis XD 🌋🏜 🗻🏔⛰🏕⛺️🏚🥵🥶🥺 🍠🥨🥖🥔🥬🥒🥦🌽🌶🥕🌶🧀🥩🥓🌭

  • feelred
    feelred 12 days ago

    Credits say this was written by “Raphael Cheating”. Hmm

  • Beauty mind
    Beauty mind 26 days ago +1

    Awe Raph is adorable

  • Amanda Mirai
    Amanda Mirai 27 days ago

    0:42 owo?

  • TheLetterGee
    TheLetterGee 28 days ago

    If you'll look in the description, Raph's last name is Cheating. Hehe.

  • Quinhein836
    Quinhein836 28 days ago

    Lol! I’m a slow eater, {really really slow especially with some meats} and that’s so true hahaha!

  • SirPvP
    SirPvP 29 days ago

    just me in a nutshell

  • E Brodsky
    E Brodsky 29 days ago

    I would have just left without him

  • Dragondude 1234
    Dragondude 1234 Month ago

    How did he not age if they aged?

  • Ibrahim Bahakim
    Ibrahim Bahakim Month ago

    This is sooooooooo not me

  • li marie
    li marie Month ago

    *what a gem*

  • Crafty Lad
    Crafty Lad Month ago

    It took my friend TWENTY MINUTES to eat ONE PIECE OF PIZZA

  • Solua Soares Delgado

    Damn... I'm a fast eater

  • Captain Doomsday
    Captain Doomsday Month ago

    Who plans a meal with such clutch timing?

  • ItsmeHope
    ItsmeHope Month ago

    I can so relate to this slow eating guy xD

  • Frederick Haas
    Frederick Haas Month ago

    Remember when college humor was relevant to college?

  • Laura Reznicek
    Laura Reznicek Month ago +1

    I am also a really slow eater

  • Vlad the Impaler
    Vlad the Impaler 2 months ago

    1:57 Those are boiled eggs. They can't hatch.

  • K N
    K N 2 months ago

    Me waiting for literally everyone I know.
    The funny thing is, I've always been like that. It's been a joke with my family for a long time because Mom couldn't put the baby food in my mouth fast enough when I was a baby.
    Now I'll eat a cheesesteak in 3 minutes and get soooo annoyed waiting for everyone else at the table. 😂

  • Ahadur Rahman Alif
    Ahadur Rahman Alif 2 months ago

    Do most introverts eat slow?

  • Cam Da Man!
    Cam Da Man! 2 months ago

    I would demolish that in 30 seconds

  • E Hill
    E Hill 2 months ago

    I’m a slow eater too and I rly relate to this

  • Bob Smith
    Bob Smith 2 months ago

    Everyone in my family is a “slow eater” and says I’m a fast eater.. which is kinda annoying because it’s not that I’m rushing, it’s that I take bigger bites. I still chew everything through and through, but idk 😐

  • Owen Braun
    Owen Braun 2 months ago

    Im personally offended

  • Jordan Sweet
    Jordan Sweet 2 months ago

    Well.

  • Bernard Filip
    Bernard Filip 2 months ago +6

    The video lagged when the first bit of meat was like halfway to his mouth. Really perfected the atmosphere 😂😂😂

  • jbee
    jbee 2 months ago

    This was me when I was a kid 😂 it would take me 2 hours sometimes, because I hated eating

  • Oliwier Kowalczyk
    Oliwier Kowalczyk 2 months ago

    Am i the only one that likes this? I s2g most of the comments are hate.

  • Juan Pablo Gonzalez S. V.

    I would just leave them

  • Shipuku shipper4life
    Shipuku shipper4life 2 months ago

    i take about an hour, is that normal

  • Dinah Drake
    Dinah Drake 2 months ago

    unfortunately this is me

  • Jason Kelly
    Jason Kelly 2 months ago

    Einstein said time is relative, right? Maybe he's not slow. Maybe you guys are just fast.

  • Lauren Martin
    Lauren Martin 2 months ago

    Black don't crack

  • Phantom Blot
    Phantom Blot 2 months ago

    me

  • Princess Sundark
    Princess Sundark 2 months ago

    Lol I don't even like LeBron James. I'm more of a Steph Curry person

  • 92MJ0912
    92MJ0912 2 months ago

    I guess people who likes college humor don’t like sports
    If you made me late for Lebron James I’d kill ya

  • Kurt Cobain
    Kurt Cobain 2 months ago

    I only do this when 2 hour dinners happen

  • Aman kodimela
    Aman kodimela 2 months ago

    love katies hair

  • Eizel Kris Imperfect_art

    My friends always told me that i'm a slow eater
    And I observed it, I'm maybe 2-3 times slower (when eating) than an average person

  • plague plays games
    plague plays games 2 months ago

    This is me irl

  • Juice Goose
    Juice Goose 2 months ago

    You know you shouldn’t drink water with your food because it washes away a lot of the nutrients. Unhealthy

  • pd kama
    pd kama 2 months ago

    🙋

  • Second or Third Account
    Second or Third Account 2 months ago +1

    I’ll be ur dislike button

  • Benji Reil
    Benji Reil 2 months ago

    why does raph just have three eggs on his plate

  • Juice
    Juice 2 months ago +1

    Why are people saying this video is really bad, I personally enjoyed this video.

  • Murray M
    Murray M 2 months ago

    if you cant relate... you are probably the problem

  • Bokoblin Bobo
    Bokoblin Bobo 2 months ago

    Relatable content

  • Unaptismo _
    Unaptismo _ 2 months ago

    I hate being a slow eater

  • harman kardon
    harman kardon 2 months ago

    People who eat too slow should be shot

  • Dennis P.
    Dennis P. 2 months ago

    I just dont wanna choke on my food ok XD

  • ANewHorizon
    ANewHorizon 2 months ago

    Mastication is very important.

  • aidakensuke
    aidakensuke 2 months ago

    Oh shit. Thats me

  • Chachi Summers
    Chachi Summers 2 months ago

    can we have one where you eat too fast? and what's up with Raphael "Cheating" in the description?

  • Sarah Ahmethodzic
    Sarah Ahmethodzic 2 months ago

    MEEEEEEEEEEE soooooo meeeee everyday

  • Fermentum Mobile
    Fermentum Mobile 2 months ago

    So the message was wolfing down food make you die even before a basketball game ends! Nice. :D

  • NOTsmith
    NOTsmith 2 months ago

    Where's the punch line?

  • Mega Star
    Mega Star 3 months ago

    This is me T^T

  • Beachy
    Beachy 3 months ago

    Anyone else recognise the music at the start from paladin champion guides that hi-rez puts up on their TVclip

  • meow meow squad
    meow meow squad 3 months ago +1

    I have to say it but this is me

  • Tydus Rain
    Tydus Rain 3 months ago

    This is......the worst collegehumor video on a long time

  • Grant Campbell
    Grant Campbell 3 months ago

    And yet, Raph never aged a day

  • Charles Ausbrooks
    Charles Ausbrooks 3 months ago

    I relate to think completely

  • Deku II
    Deku II 3 months ago

    just bring the food

  • Heika Naomi
    Heika Naomi 3 months ago

    Surprised many didn't like this. This is hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

  • LILProductions
    LILProductions 3 months ago

    I hope the same thing that happened to element animation doesn't happen to collegehumor.

  • MJ
    MJ 3 months ago

    This is me at every social gathering

  • doggo
    doggo 3 months ago

    I hate slow eaters

  • Jeannet Torres
    Jeannet Torres 3 months ago

    😂😂😂

  • iisMisclick
    iisMisclick 3 months ago

    Comments take this too seriously lol. I found it funny

  • a and
    a and 4 months ago

    This could have been funny. But this ain’t it chief

  • TheElMuffin
    TheElMuffin 4 months ago

    Seasoning steak AFTER it's cooked and even considering microwaving it? Not cool, not even as a skit, you absolute psychos.

  • Lucas Zhu
    Lucas Zhu 4 months ago

    I am too!

  • Fauna Joy
    Fauna Joy 4 months ago

    Maybe the problem is that super over-cooked steak.

  • dodat
    dodat 4 months ago

    What's that song

  • A Man Has No Name
    A Man Has No Name 4 months ago

    Do all Americans cut up all the food on their plate before eating it?

  • Hope Creations
    Hope Creations 4 months ago

    Actual footage of my kids eating

  • billnye69
    billnye69 4 months ago

    I would of just left him behind.

  • Dan Rus
    Dan Rus 4 months ago

    I bet this is raf’s favourite sketch

  • SplatterSpreeFilms
    SplatterSpreeFilms 4 months ago

    How about eat slow, eat only half of ur food, take the rest home, eat that later, 2 meals for the price of 1 boom lifehax

  • Milfuelle100
    Milfuelle100 4 months ago

    Why are people hating on this? This is exactly what slow eaters are like!

  • Martin Sonderegger
    Martin Sonderegger 4 months ago

    So he only eats protein? Didn't knew that

  • muzosh
    muzosh 4 months ago

    Running out of ideas CH?

  • XxImmortal HoovyxX
    XxImmortal HoovyxX 4 months ago

    I’m always the slow eater in my friends group when we go out



    Who am I kidding? I have no friends 😂

  • JessCien7 O.Y
    JessCien7 O.Y 4 months ago

    "Writer-Raphael Cheating"

    What

  • cactus witch
    cactus witch 4 months ago

    My boyfriend is slow at EVERYTHING. Cooking, cleaning, folding laundry etc. The one thing he's not slow at is eating. Funny thing is I'm the slow eater lol

  • Rexasaurus
    Rexasaurus 4 months ago

    When life passes you bye.

  • INLINE
    INLINE 4 months ago

    I mean....
    I thought it was funny.

  • Bacon Eclipse
    Bacon Eclipse 4 months ago

    Literally all of my friends are slow eaters when ever I’m at a friends house and their mom brings in food like pizza which is amazing I always eat quickly but by the time I have finished my food they are on their 3rd bite literally

  • Sanaa
    Sanaa 4 months ago

    Literally me

  • Bian Chang
    Bian Chang 4 months ago +1

    This is absolutely barbaric.



    WHO TF EATS STEAK WELL DONE?!?!

  • Aditya Dandwate
    Aditya Dandwate 4 months ago

    He is irritating me

  • Kris Kudusai
    Kris Kudusai 4 months ago

    steaks, boiled eggs and water? they don't really mix.....

  • Shahzad Ali
    Shahzad Ali 4 months ago +1

    I wonder if some fast food company sponsored this video

  • Lillebo77
    Lillebo77 5 months ago

    This offends me. I like food

  • Sid thegamer
    Sid thegamer 5 months ago

    i am that slow eater of my group. My friends and family always try to snatch my food if i eat slow. they are like " hmm thats delicious " .

  • Corvin Caassimolar
    Corvin Caassimolar 5 months ago

    can relate I take around an hour for eating a meal plus one to two for preparing it :D

  • suspicious lamp
    suspicious lamp 5 months ago

    do slow eaters deserve rights? discuss

  • Jake
    Jake 5 months ago

    I'm sure he could eat faster if he wasn't eating dogfood quality beef. Steak should not be that hard to cut