Training My Roomate To Walk Quietly

  • Published on Jul 18, 2019
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  • k plays YT
    k plays YT 2 hours ago

    8:20 is he hacking

  • k plays YT
    k plays YT 2 hours ago


  • 1castellp
    1castellp 4 hours ago

    the floor is lava

  • leeannR1
    leeannR1 9 hours ago


  • haven keating
    haven keating 15 hours ago

    When he zapped himself he looked like he just went into shock

  • musica1120
    musica1120 16 hours ago

    Oh god they’re both nerds

  • Outdoorboys
    Outdoorboys 18 hours ago


  • Carnelius0000
    Carnelius0000 19 hours ago

    Michael would not have shown this level of restraint...

  • Urpo
    Urpo 21 hour ago +1

    I don't want trash
    Cause i don't want a copy of me

  • Jiffry Samsudeen
    Jiffry Samsudeen Day ago +1

    Well good thing Michael moved out. No more troglodyte stomping

  • Justin
    Justin Day ago

    *proceeds to drive while holding camera and eating burger*

  • Jon Whittaker
    Jon Whittaker Day ago

    how is he driving while holding a camera and a burger

  • ItsCrispy
    ItsCrispy Day ago +2

    McDonalds doesn’t clean its ice cream machine. Instead they have 20 year old ice cream sitting in there

  • MoodRingTeen
    MoodRingTeen Day ago +2

    Pictured: Michael Reeves roommate is driven to insanity and sadistically forces Michael’s own medicine down his throat

  • King Bartu
    King Bartu Day ago

    There is an electric carpet

  • luna
    luna 2 days ago

    Nice life hack. I can now make something productive to keep myself away from procrastination.

  • Emmanuel Jerome D. BARCENAL

    TVcliprs in their thumbnails: 5:50

  • notsyn
    notsyn 2 days ago

    5:51 when u touched the iron your mom told u not to touch

  • Koofy San
    Koofy San 2 days ago

    God when you jumped across the ground like a gorilla it kills me every time I watch this video

  • Mr. Mugger
    Mr. Mugger 2 days ago

    this is where michael got his addiction to tazing people

  • Moefy Espinoza
    Moefy Espinoza 2 days ago

    Old McDonalds employee here it isn’t us being lazy cleaning the ice cream machine just takes a while

  • Twiznitch
    Twiznitch 2 days ago

    Figured I'd go ahead and answer your shake machine question. My fiance is a manager at mcdonalds and has worked there for 6 years. Sometimes it's actually broken and they're waiting on someone that either corporate or the higher ups in the franchise contract to fix it. Most of the time however it's being cleaned because someone didn't do their job, or someone started the cleaning process without ending it. It takes a while for it to be functional again after cleaning due to it not being the right temperature yet. They assume you don't have an hour or so to wait for it, so they default to it's broken. It saves them having to explain what I just explained over and over. So if the mcdonalds near you always has a functional ice cream machine it's either that they're really good cleaning it at opportune times, or it's not cleaned very often and those things get absolutely gross. So next time you hear it's down; do so knowing a manager is probably just as upset about it as you are.

  • Fuzion Blast
    Fuzion Blast 2 days ago

    Move him to the basement thats what I do duh


    DJ CARLOS 2 days ago

    I'm just realized lucas the spider😆😆😆

  • Farty Person
    Farty Person 2 days ago

    wow this is what he for

  • T J
    T J 2 days ago

    You do everything with a sense of innocence!!!!!!!!!!!

  • T J
    T J 2 days ago

    so fucking cute 5:51

  • COKA
    COKA 2 days ago

    8:13 Taping his glasses! xD

  • Old Navy
    Old Navy 3 days ago

    also it’s not electric carpet the medical term is actually defeetbrilator

  • Chicken Daddy
    Chicken Daddy 3 days ago +1

    Just remember Michael has more subs than you

  • Adam Quinn
    Adam Quinn 3 days ago

    I’ll take some trash!

  • Vgamer311
    Vgamer311 3 days ago +1

    That is EXACTLY how I imagine michael gets around the house.

  • SANJAY Ghatisingh
    SANJAY Ghatisingh 3 days ago

    My dude is playin minecraft...nice.

  • Jesuschees
    Jesuschees 3 days ago

    Camera man john is howtobasic

  • Galactic Flam
    Galactic Flam 3 days ago

    I like how you can see the shaking form of Michael while he plays Minecraft, just giggling

  • Blackheart Wolf
    Blackheart Wolf 4 days ago

    1:37 the greatest.

  • DaDragon
    DaDragon 4 days ago

    Title hurts my brain..
    “Roomate” without a m

    UBERPIES 4 days ago

    Lazy employees? Really? Lazy employees is an asinine postulation. Don’t insult an entire facet of private employment, please. I say please as a courtesy; greedy franchise owners gyp and hustle innocent and ignorant laborers. If you’re so concerned with someone manning the ice cream machine, do it yourself.
    Just say you know how and they will literally let you. You would be contributing to a short handed workforce with the best of intentions!!!
    Labor shortages and their consequences aside, any inventor can see a demand for a satisfactory helping hand.
    Invent a better ice cream machine.
    Contribute to a global company doing global good. It’s our pleasure, we deserve it. McDonald’s Restaurants will give you the time if you believe in yourself.
    * * * * * * as a mug

  • Ares Peverell
    Ares Peverell 4 days ago

    I swear I've seen Micheal do a video just like this...

  • mr.walrus gaming
    mr.walrus gaming 4 days ago

    you should have said the electric fence was for a horse

  • Brief Lean
    Brief Lean 4 days ago

    8:22 he says “I’ve left my room today”
    Look at his desk lol

  • Gavin Gerbershagen
    Gavin Gerbershagen 5 days ago +1

    goodbye roommate michael :(

  • meteo
    meteo 5 days ago +1

    Michael is the clickbait

  • meteo
    meteo 5 days ago +1 michael here

  • Joost
    Joost 5 days ago +1

    1940: nuclear ficicist make a nuclear bomb
    2019: William ossman makes a schortcutting carpet fore his ROOMMATE

  • ness ;;;
    ness ;;; 5 days ago +2

    less than 6 months later michael had enough of getting tazed and moved out to taze other ppl lol

  • Old Navy
    Old Navy 5 days ago +1

    2:03 caretaker is doing the sasquatch found photo

  • Daniel Filkin
    Daniel Filkin 5 days ago

    Before Michael joined OfflineTV

  • UnSempliceTriangolo
    UnSempliceTriangolo 5 days ago

    And now Michael left you for OfflineTV

  • ClassifiedAmphibian
    ClassifiedAmphibian 6 days ago +1

    He was clearly gaming, you should have asked at a better time

  • agustin conde
    agustin conde 6 days ago

    5:30 lucaaaas!!!

  • Mega ManMario
    Mega ManMario 7 days ago

    I would like this trash plox

  • Kat Chaffin
    Kat Chaffin 7 days ago

    make a robot bunny that hops around and poops

  • Doggo like Beanz
    Doggo like Beanz 7 days ago

    give him respect he playin minecraft

  • Mackiedogs Ftw
    Mackiedogs Ftw 7 days ago

    I got *ANGRY* when i saw a bone of a dead man

    In the *LIVING ROOM*

  • bosna janje
    bosna janje 7 days ago

    you should take the stronger one

  • Jo Lilly
    Jo Lilly 7 days ago

    They are the perfect match for each other

  • Jack Minecraft
    Jack Minecraft 8 days ago +1

    Make a hard sweet gun to shoot people with and kill everyone in existance

  • Blagelaglaze
    Blagelaglaze 8 days ago

    Having these two as roommates is like having two mad scientists as roommates. (Or should I say inventors)

  • duneblythe
    duneblythe 8 days ago +1

    Keep weight on back foot. Gently place forward foot. Shift weight to forward foot. Carefully bring back foot to your forward foot. Repeat as needed. That's basic sneaking.