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  • Josh
    Josh 13 hours ago

    Monica was a chef in various levels throughout the series yet always seemed to have mornings, afternoons, nights, weekends and holidays off. 10-12 hour shifts are not out of the norm and are more the average. Do that math and compare it to how much free time she had.

  • Cpt. James K Morgan

    Screw off math nerds. What a crap episode.

  • ani me
    ani me 8 days ago +1

    You know I love Frasier, the character, and especially the show. And after my second watching through it I made this same realization. Frasier was a TERRIBLE father when you consider everything. I honestly think they should've retconned the son/birth out when they had the chance. It's not like you had to stay completely true to Cheers for the Frasier series.

  • ani me
    ani me 8 days ago

    shes pretty adorable..

  • Nicholas Farrell
    Nicholas Farrell 11 days ago

    Norm settled his tab twice. The second time, he gives Sam a boat (the MayDay Malone) after winning a fortune on a roulette wheel.

  • ReneeMontoya12
    ReneeMontoya12 12 days ago

    I'm about 95% sure that Michael won.

  • plan A
    plan A 14 days ago

    I'm still sad that this ended it was my favorite web series by far

  • MagdaH97
    MagdaH97 15 days ago

    Counting percents is not that hard. Why do people make it sound like it's the most difficult thing ever?

  • Karabo ManneZA
    Karabo ManneZA 16 days ago

    Cosby...Cracked did it first

  • Tal Aran
    Tal Aran 18 days ago

    Know it’s a long time but the calculations says that Norm would only have 1.3 beers per night at the bar

  • helldawgydlux
    helldawgydlux 20 days ago

    486 beers over 2 seasons. Presumed to be 2 years is substantially less than a beer a day assuming not leap years. 730 days. Even if he has the same deal at Gary’s. Less than 3
    beers a day? Not a ‘problem ‘ drinker. I have about 3 per day. And make it to work practically every day I’m supposed to.

  • Maitri
    Maitri 28 days ago

    I want impure fucks.

  • Geoffrey Shepler
    Geoffrey Shepler 28 days ago

    This episode has not aged well.

  • Cyclops Was Right
    Cyclops Was Right Month ago

    Assuming that Frasier only sees his kid when WE see Frasier see his kid would be like assuming nobody on Star Trek ever shits because WE never see them shit.

  • Cyclops Was Right
    Cyclops Was Right Month ago

    486 beers over 2 years isn't even one beer a night. Math.

  • John Ecker
    John Ecker Month ago

    My God this is supposed to be a "comedy channel" with funny statements and/or jokes. They are talking about "situation comedies" (sitcoms) that were on TV in the '80 & '90's as if they were Reality shows 😖! THEY WERE, AND ALWAYS WILL BE FICTION! In a sitcom a week could be a day or a month in our Reality. They were a means for real people, who worked all day at a shity job, to come home and forget their problems with a few laughs to help us relax and forget about our day. So we could get some sleep before we had to go back to work or school the next day. Your generation needs to chill out before you all have a stroke before you're 30 🙄✌

  • Armed Infidel
    Armed Infidel Month ago

    Liberals told us that math is racist. Proper grammar too.

  • Alvaro Pérez Alvarez

    I’m about to fight against a joke, but here I go; before there’s an invitro conception, they run a set of tests like pregancy test and when they implant the cells in Phoebe’s uterus any mediocre MD could tell if a woman is pregnant by seeing the uterus so close

  • Steven Kay
    Steven Kay Month ago

    Whos the ugly dike?

  • Morgan Rogue
    Morgan Rogue Month ago

    Technically, Frasier mentions a few times being away a few times to visit his son.

  • Gucek001
    Gucek001 Month ago

    Frazier was always 'meh'.

  • Todd Jones
    Todd Jones Month ago

    These guys are such idiots. Imagine this being your job. Poor bastards. I guess they were probably all fired, though, maybe they have real, adult jobs now.

  • The Seph I am
    The Seph I am Month ago

    Now with Cosby recent convictions this makes it even worse.

    GOD why is this show not a thing anymore! Also bring back afterthetrump because it need it

  • Keilyn Leake
    Keilyn Leake Month ago

    It's mentioned in Frasier that he goes a couple of times a month to see Freddie. DON'T COME FOR HIM UNLESS YOU ARE SENT FOR 😂

  • gbonkers666
    gbonkers666 Month ago

    How many years was Bonnie pregnant on Family Guy?

  • gbonkers666
    gbonkers666 Month ago

    Here's one...how old was Marion Ravenwood when she had her affair with Indy? www.polygon.com/2015/8/3/9089181/indiana-jones-abusive-creep

  • Jonthan Kent
    Jonthan Kent Month ago

    Recent events have made that bit about The Cosby Show... just, 100x worse.

  • Emma Floop
    Emma Floop Month ago

    I miss after hours....

  • chryz wonderland
    chryz wonderland Month ago +2

    Ohhh screw math for that cosby show one. 😂. Bill ruined the image of the show on his own but that was a spicy extra kick.

  • Yaoi LovER
    Yaoi LovER Month ago

    I legit am Soren in the beginning lmao math is...like I panic and turn into a 4 year old lmao

  • lipstickandapplejuice

    the tip is $2.80

  • Sean Carter
    Sean Carter Month ago

    and actually all these shows were 10,000,000,000 % fecal matter
    + 3,784,325 rotting dicks inside a decomposing whale...

  • Sean Carter
    Sean Carter Month ago

    486 beers over two years is absolutely nothing. I think even a little person who just gave blood wouldjust hardly get buzzed -_-

  • Sean Carter
    Sean Carter Month ago +1

    That's only 6 year difference. my grandparents have the best relationship out of any old couple that many of my friends, myself included, have ever seen.
    I also work closely with retirees so I know a lot of old people.

  • Leisha Young
    Leisha Young Month ago

    Okay, as a lover of Frasier, I have to agree with this, however, the show only gives us a snip-it into Frasier's life, I think we're supposed to think that he frequently makes the journey over to see his son, and vice versa - it just isn't in the show. Which is good, because Fredrick was a really annoying character. I mean, if you're going to put a kid in an adult show, PLEASE make them likeable.

    Alright, I've fan-girled the fuck out of this, so now I'm just going to go and rock back-and-forth for a few hours. LOL!

  • WillWilsonII
    WillWilsonII Month ago

    She looks like Frank Sinatra

  • Villa Donetsk
    Villa Donetsk 2 months ago

    Yeah the producers should have done a lot more to stop a dog from getting old and dying. Really dropped the ball on that one

  • AnthonyMazzarella
    AnthonyMazzarella 2 months ago +2

    Actually the math exonerates Norm. 486beers÷(365 days per season×2 season) = .665 beers per day or 2/3 of a beer per day or two beers every 3 days. That's not that bad. Certainly that's not the most healthy habit but that's not the kind of alcoholism that they're describing. Now I understand that he also goes to other bars so let's say that he goes to two other bars at the same frequency that's two beers per day. Again that is high but actually still with recommended serving limit by the CDC.

    • Villa Donetsk
      Villa Donetsk 2 months ago +1

      Was going to post something similar but this post saved me getting the calculator out

  • rogermurph101
    rogermurph101 2 months ago

    So Norm has 243 beers per year? If he limits himself to one per day, that means 8 months out of the year he has one beer a day. Or put another way, he has about four beers in an average week. So if he goes to the bar every day, he’s milking one beer most of the time and drinking nothing the rest of the time. Sounds like a raging alcoholic to me.

  • Postal Dude
    Postal Dude 2 months ago

    Lol poor Soren, hang in there buddy.

  • Abigail Colibaba
    Abigail Colibaba 2 months ago

    Prom strongly implies that she was 17 (Cosby show). So let’s be honest. It’s not that he was some creepy older guy it’s that tv shows can’t keep their own gosh darn timelines straight!

  • IceMetalPunk
    IceMetalPunk 2 months ago +1

    XD As a writer, let me say this in defense of all these shows: timelines are hard, man. Like, really hard. I was once writing a story and didn't realize until halfway through that, because of messed up timelines, I had implied my protagonist sired his son when he was eight years old. Man, the amount of re-writing I had to do to fix that one...
    Time. Lines. Suck. Monkey balls.

  • Benjamin Ward
    Benjamin Ward 2 months ago

    What about how Ross is 30 for years

  • Joseph Svennson
    Joseph Svennson 2 months ago

    😂😂😂 loose jewels

  • Oh No Not Jalen
    Oh No Not Jalen 2 months ago +1

    DONT LET THE FLAME DIE OUT

  • Bruce Lee
    Bruce Lee 2 months ago

    $840 tab divide by $1.75 = 480 Beers over 2 years (24 months) 480 beers divided by 24 months is 20 beers per month... 5 beers a week. 🤔 hardly a person with a drinking problem 😂

  • Phillip Patrick
    Phillip Patrick 2 months ago

    Who else is here after Bill Cosby was outed as a pedofile in real life 🤣☠️

  • mattcgw
    mattcgw 2 months ago

    They ripped cosby a new ass hole before another.

  • Natasha Stephens
    Natasha Stephens 2 months ago

    Boy meets world has terrible math of the ages of it's characters too

  • Nick Hawdon
    Nick Hawdon 2 months ago

    Actually in Cheers they made a point of never showing anyone driving themselves home, and whenever it came up it was always someone else giving Norm a ride.

  • Joseph Izzo
    Joseph Izzo 2 months ago +1

    Aaaahhhhahahaha!
    Cosby taking advantage of young women?
    Who’d have thunk it!

  • Cathal McFee
    Cathal McFee 3 months ago

    These guys are really overly dramatic, in an annoying way.

  • jonathon rockall
    jonathon rockall 3 months ago

    if your gonna claim that your filming that at a cafe please get a better green screen or better lighting or hell actually film it where you say your filming it

  • David Sánchez Paredes
    David Sánchez Paredes 3 months ago

    they lost "it"

  • Shantanu Khandkar
    Shantanu Khandkar 3 months ago +2

    Holy shit. So Phoebe gave up her own kids by pretending that the IVF had actually worked so that her brother and his wife could experience the joys of parenthood?
    Dear Lord.

    • Shawn Harrington
      Shawn Harrington Month ago

      Thismath actually doesntcheck out right and more realistically Joey and CHandler would only accept Season tickets tothe Knicks around October early November. So IF she was pregnant in February its possible she'd go into labor in the Fall.

  • sanoban
    sanoban 3 months ago

    I'd have to rewatch the episode, but could the season tickets be for the next year?

  • User
    User 3 months ago

    This is kind of fun but it's obvious the writers never intended any of this.

  • b dons
    b dons 3 months ago

    For Friends, they could have been season tickets for the next season, which began in late October. Timeline works.

  • Tximino M
    Tximino M 3 months ago

    About the Cheers thing, 486 beers in two years aren't really that many. Assuming he's gone to the bar the same amount of days both years, and that he only takes one beer every time (so there's your explanation as to who's driving Norm back home. Norm is, because he has only drink ONE beer) it means he's gone to the bar 243 days every year. The year has 52 weeks, which means 104 fridays and saturdays (days he would most likely be there), that leaves only 139 extra days to go in a year, and assuming he goes the same amount of days every week, it means he goes 2.6 more days every week (which isn't close to be EVERY SINGLE DAY as you said).
    And that's if we're assuming that whenever he's at Cheers he only takes the one beer, which, I'll admit, is unlikely (specially if he goes on a friday or a saturday and has friends there). And yes, he's known in other bars too, but again, he probably doesn't go to Cheers that often, I mean... for real, he may only go to cheers two days a week and have an average of 2 or 3 beers every time, and that covers all the beers and leaves him enough time to be known in at least one other bar. And even if he only goes there to have one every single time (because he's weird that way), he could still go to have one beer once a week in a different bar and be known there as well.

  • ECL28E
    ECL28E 3 months ago

    "Do not try and understand the timelines of sitcoms. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth"
    "Truth? What truth?"
    "There is no timeline"

  • Unagodd
    Unagodd 3 months ago

    I miss this show.

  • Ultraviolet Morgan
    Ultraviolet Morgan 3 months ago

    Lol. Just because they only showed Frederick 9 times doesn't mean that's the only time Frasure saw him. They don't show every moment of their lives...

  • Ultraviolet Morgan
    Ultraviolet Morgan 3 months ago

    The beers at cheers cost more than the average.

  • Ultraviolet Morgan
    Ultraviolet Morgan 3 months ago

    To figure out 15% you figure 10% (simply by moving the decimal) and then add that answer to half of itself. ($100 would be $10+5= $15)

  • Ultraviolet Morgan
    Ultraviolet Morgan 3 months ago

    Also TV pregnancies are usually shorter than real pregnancies.

  • Ultraviolet Morgan
    Ultraviolet Morgan 3 months ago

    Simple solution to the Cosby show... Clair lied to everyone about her age.
    More math, "I couldn't go to my prom"... 15 year olds don't have a prom. Usually prom is for juniors and seniors. But some schools only have senior prom. The fact that she said " my prom " as if there was only one would mean that she was a senior. Making them like 3 years apart.

  • V J
    V J 3 months ago

    The Cheers bit, isn't that less than 1 pint a day? My Dad downed at least 3+, if Norm's an alcoholic he wouldn't miss a day. Just as the Friends were all coffee addicts is it a shock there were alcoholics in Cheers? 100% funnier than my Dad.

  • Alejandro Lozano Aguas
    Alejandro Lozano Aguas 3 months ago

    Man, these fuckers are shit actors.

  • MisterMonkeySpanker
    MisterMonkeySpanker 3 months ago

    "Don't hurt with it math" lmao

  • Gabriel
    Gabriel 3 months ago

    Did Cracked get subpoenaed for Bill Cosby's trial?

  • Lee Joel Beasley
    Lee Joel Beasley 3 months ago

    "The family guy" Bonnie was pregnant for several years.

  • K1naku5ana3R1ka
    K1naku5ana3R1ka 3 months ago

    Perhaps a better title would be “When Sitcom Writers Can’t Do Math”. And even if they could, I could forgive the writers of stuff like the Cosby Show for not realizing their ages didn’t line up; that takes a bunch of different numbers mentioned at various disparate parts of the show years apart to realize it doesn’t make sense, and writers have higher priorities than crunching the numbers to make sure these one-off numbers work. All you needed to know is that it was Cosby’s wife’s birthday, or that Norm had racked up a gigantic running tab; who cares exactly how much? And I wouldn’t be surprised if the Friends writers didn’t care when the season starts; you can chalk these up to whoopsies.

  • Paul Rahui
    Paul Rahui 3 months ago

    837 divided by 1.75=478.2 divided by 720 =0.6
    check my maths but that is ok to drive i think

  • Bradley J
    Bradley J 3 months ago

    Simple.
    Cosby Show: It wasn't normal for a younger girl to be dating someone a little older even decades before this, and weirdly enough, it still happens in 2019.
    Cheers: 486 beers in 2 years isn't even that much. People deal with shit in their own way.
    Frasier: Every episode wasn't every single day, and considering he's a therapist, no one's perfect and he clearly couldn't look at his own situation and be logical.
    Friends: The Christmas-related episode and the one where they ask her to carry their children could've been a solid 2-3 month period. Unless there's significant events that connect to that particular episode, it could be anytime.

  • ilovemesomejess
    ilovemesomejess 3 months ago

    If you really just want to ruin the Cosby show before you watch it, just add up all of his victims.

  • Zofia Ferreira
    Zofia Ferreira 3 months ago

    I love Fraiser. I did determine that Fraiser may not be the best father, he isn't exactly a dead beat dad. He does see Freddy more than 9 times throughout the show, there wasn't always an episode about it. He mentions having had Freddy visit or having gone to visit Freddy and he had just returned from his trip, especially when Freddy was younger. Seems like when he got older, he didn't see him as often.

  • Sigrún Á
    Sigrún Á 3 months ago

    There are more reasons than math that ruin the Cosby show haha

  • Kwesi Marcano
    Kwesi Marcano 3 months ago

    really? smh lol

  • catbloc
    catbloc 3 months ago

    skip to 2:00 to get to actual content

  • Genio Del Queso
    Genio Del Queso 3 months ago

    So I’ve never seen friends but can someone explain the sanity behind Phoebe giving birth to her brother’s kids? Does that not sound fucked up or disgusting to anyone else?

    • Genio Del Queso
      Genio Del Queso 3 months ago

      LGBTQ Conservative ah ok, thanks for clearing it up

    • LGBTQ Conservative
      LGBTQ Conservative 3 months ago

      she was a surrogate for her brother and his wife so they weren't her eggs they were her brother's wife's eggs and her brother's sperm it was just her body that carried the babies

  • Dee Lee
    Dee Lee 3 months ago

    My parents are 5 years apart. And my mom started dating my dad when she was 15 and my dad was 20 . What's the big deal? That was kind of a normal thing back then.

  • terrashavon
    terrashavon 3 months ago

    multiple pregnancies are high risk and usually last an average of 7 months

  • Dee Vious
    Dee Vious 3 months ago +2

    WRONG, wrong, wrong!
    Norm's tab was EXCEEDED BY $850 so, a $500 tab for Norm was 'locked' by Rebeccah at $1,350.
    Simpler math!

  • Anisha Roy
    Anisha Roy 3 months ago

    I miss these amazing humans.

  • Wendi martin
    Wendi martin 3 months ago

    Man I really miss these videos. Cracked really screwed up.

  • Palpolino Lazurus
    Palpolino Lazurus 3 months ago +1

    Dang. That girl's ugly huh?

  • Harley Mills
    Harley Mills 3 months ago

    The worst part about the whole "those babies were Phoebe's" is that she knew they were hers, it killed her to give them up but she did. Even more worse, her brother and his wife had to have known that Phoebe was having the babies way to early for them to be viable, and yet they came out healthy. They had to have known they were their babies but they took them from Phoebe anyway, without saying anything.
    What assholes.

  • Sgt Slim
    Sgt Slim 3 months ago

    LOL! "Don't hurt it with math."

  • Carlos Villanueva
    Carlos Villanueva 4 months ago

    The Cosby show was ruined mathematically in episode 1 season 1, when His wife, Clair, asks," Why do we have four children?" He responds, "Because we did not want five." Let us count children, Sondra, Denise, Theodore (Theo), Vanessa, and Rudith (Rudy) that's five kids, Sondra was added half-way through season one. Cosby show mathematically ruined.

  • Uncle Creepy
    Uncle Creepy 4 months ago

    You’re confusing math with lazy writers.

  • mikelor84
    mikelor84 4 months ago

    this show was GREAT per se, but we can all agree that the last 30 seconds of this episode were pure comedy gold

  • Joshua Gorsuch
    Joshua Gorsuch 4 months ago

    Does anyone else think the Cheers segment of this video may have been a subtle stab at Michael, given his problems at the time?

  • Emily Ammon
    Emily Ammon 4 months ago

    The Frasier one is a little if-y. I had a friend that lived with her mom in Pennsylvania and her dad lived in California. She would go out to see him for a week or two in the summer and that was about it. She didn’t have a super close relationship with him but she did have one and didn’t hold any ill will towards him. Plus he could have visited more in episodes we never saw. Just saying that one isn’t actually terrible.

  • whynaut
    whynaut 4 months ago

    I should not keep giving this video views

  • Ralof Of Riverwood
    Ralof Of Riverwood 4 months ago

    What about Bonnie from Family Guy, She was pregnant for 9 YEARS, Peter even mentioned it at one point

  • Kinglink Reviews
    Kinglink Reviews 4 months ago

    Wow way to ruin stuff...
    Though by math, over two years, Norm drank 1 beer a day for 480 days? Umm that's pretty low for norm. I expect him to drink 4-5 beers a night, and that's if he's pacing himself (remember he's there for like 12 hours a day, not just 1) Actually quite a few check on his state of mind a bit, try to help him get back together with his wife and others. But yeah he's a alcoholic... But the math is lower than you expect.

  • Sgt. Laughter
    Sgt. Laughter 4 months ago

    The Frasier part doesn't hold up. Y'all need to move on. He did his best.

  • Cory LaRose
    Cory LaRose 4 months ago

    All those shows are racist!

  • Radar O’Reilly
    Radar O’Reilly 4 months ago +4

    The Frasier one was kinda pushing it, most children of divorce don’t see the parent that losses custody that much, sooooo,
    A+ on Cosby show
    A+ on Cheers
    D- on Frasier
    (Edit) A+ on F.R.I.E.N.D.S

  • Kitty Stetson
    Kitty Stetson 4 months ago +1

    God, I miss these guys.