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  • charming doorknob
    charming doorknob 2 days ago

    the convo's when the screen goes black continue to crack me up... i'm so sad this stopped

  • MuloSings
    MuloSings 3 days ago

    Chandler multiple times manipulates girls, pretends to be someone else (Remember his Bob impression?) so that he can pity fuck girls. And never actually tells them. Also, Rachel totally gangs up on her ex-husband with her BFF, ignoring the fact that THEY BOTH HAD SEX WITH EACH OTHERS HUSBAND. SHE DID IT TWICE. You just as bad as he is!

  • MuloSings
    MuloSings 3 days ago

    Ron Harry and Hermione's Relationship VS Hermione and Harry's Relationship. Although Ron sucks a LOT, I think JK rowling was wrong, they are meant together. (Yes, she regrets that. Then who would Ron and Ginny date? Each other?)

    Book 1: Ron mercilessly bullies Hermione because she decides to help him with schoolwork, continuing to do it in her earshot on purpose. Dumbledore ships Harry and Hermione.
    Book 2: Ron tries to impress the others by, for no reason, riding on the horse so that he can "sacrifice himself," although theres no reason he would have to do this. Hermione basically proffesses her love for the kid she met that year, and how brave and kind he is.
    Book 3: Ron does jack-shit.
    Book 4: Ron acts like a total ass and tries to guilt trip Hermione for not choosing him, bringing her to tears. She later hugs Harry, and Reeter Skeeter ships them AF. He also states to Hermione that he will have the "prettiest girl that will have him" therefore giving him absolutely zilch reason to be jealous. And no support for SPEW, although Harry doesn't help a lot either.
    Book 5: Won Won and Lavender get friskier than Hermione and Ron in the entire series. Hermione sends a bunch of birds on Ron, after she decides she likes him for some reason. Hermione wants to barf at the fact that Won Won and Lavender love each other
    Book 6: Ron sort-of murmers Hermione's name in the hospital wing, thus ending his relationship with Lavender, Hermione casts a spell so Ron becomes seeker (cheater) Ron secretly compliments Hermy's skin. Hermione wants to ask Ron out.
    Book 7: Ron abandons his girlfriend/best friend. You can argue that he was under the horcrux, but nobody else was that much of an ass. Hermione and Harry get romantic and waltz, and Ron is super jealous, the hipocrite. Ron's big moment was him deciding to not betray his friends because of a giant hallucination in the sky. Hermione and Ron get together after he shows at least a little bit of compassion to a house elf. Also, when Ron came back, Hermione was pissed AF. Regardless, she calls ron brilliant twice. Kisses, giggles, hand holds, and children.

  • MuloSings
    MuloSings 3 days ago

    Pheobe decides to donate to an Orphan Charity, then takes the money back. She tries to give it back again, but the charity doesnt take it.

    *The worst thing about this is that the charity has so much pride they can't accept a donation, regardless of who it's from, for the sake of the kids.*

  • Jason Finnegan
    Jason Finnegan 5 days ago

    How to ruin an awesome comedy site: Fire all your best writers/actors.

  • Luke Delmar
    Luke Delmar 6 days ago

    Ummm basketball season starts in October. Those tickets weren’t given to Joey and Chandler at the END of the season but the BEGINNING. And if Phoebe got pregnant in January/February and she gave birth in November (one month and two weeks after The One with all the Haste) that is a full pregnancy cycle. Sooooo not to brag, but I just bunked you guys 😝

  • Dura Smiley
    Dura Smiley 8 days ago

    it's sad to know that swaim was struggeling with alcoholism at this time

  • Leviathan 77
    Leviathan 77 15 days ago

    if a season is 1 year, which it usually is, 400 something beers is not a lot. thats not even 1 per day

  • T S
    T S 18 days ago

    OMG ..who..WHO likes Frazier? Who!!?

  • Tony Burnham
    Tony Burnham 19 days ago

    They forgot about the 5 more times that it is said in show that Frasier was in Boston visiting Frederick.

  • Kelly Gaskin-Powell
    Kelly Gaskin-Powell 19 days ago

    This was so stupid. 12 mins of my life I can never get back. I could have been doing sonething useful like taking a shit.

  • Josh Rick
    Josh Rick 23 days ago

    This gets a thumb down due to the commercial of John Chrin being fake interviewed by his mommy who is 80 years old so little Johnnie can get elected at age 69...

  • 2BuckChuck
    2BuckChuck 24 days ago

    for those who don't know, on his own channel, Michael has said that the cracked videos where he has a beard were during the worst of his struggle with alcoholism. So naturally i had to come back to the episode where they talk about Norm's drinking. Michael's face at 6:16, as DOB says "Why isnt anyone helping Norm!" looks way too sincere

  • BuffaloThat
    BuffaloThat 25 days ago

    Well the one with friends is because Lisa was actually pregnant with her own child so they wrote it into the show. Thinking about it doesn't ruin the show it makes it even better. When everyone went to London she actually couldn't because she was actually pregnant. It makes the show even cuter.

  • Jericho
    Jericho 28 days ago

    Now do the Simpsons

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy Month ago

    Stevie Wonder is not a Jazz musician. That is a stupid sweater, though. Link to spot in video: tvclip.biz/video/wGGdwk0Fotg/video.html?t=246

  • Reaper's Scribe
    Reaper's Scribe Month ago

    Soren just lives like a king but yet he hangs out talking pop culture with 4 workingclass weirdos 😂it’s fuckin great

  • Paul Saxon
    Paul Saxon Month ago

    That show where they talk about the news. They say fake things.

  • KoalaFarfalla
    KoalaFarfalla Month ago

    Well Cosby is a sex predator

  • Maryam Maryam
    Maryam Maryam Month ago

    No you can't ruin friends .... even if so ....wouldn't she look pregnant when he asked her ? ...like 5 month pregnant would show a belly and she was straight up flat and also they wouldn't have been the procedure if she was pregnant they can't stick up so many infant and they are doctors so probably they would check .... however she was the strangest out of all of them so many she did travel through time which allowed her to do that

  • Avidman42
    Avidman42 Month ago

    Cliff was in every episode too. Fun Fact. www.imdb.com/title/tt0083399/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1

  • Trex0328
    Trex0328 Month ago

    NOOOOOOOOOOOO, not friends

  • Jesse Schoedel
    Jesse Schoedel Month ago

    Claire wouldn't have gone to her Prom at 15. One usually goes to Prom during Senior Year. She'd have been 17 or 18.

  • mikhailgibbings
    mikhailgibbings Month ago

    This episode is extra weird after finding out about Swaim's alcoholism :(

  • Frank
    Frank Month ago +1

    who new? Cosby is a sex fiend...lol

  • Dex-dex
    Dex-dex Month ago

    I will say that birth of multiples will not last nine months but four months is still too short

  • jb888888888
    jb888888888 Month ago

    _Head of the Class_ ran 5 years. According to the producers it was 4 years of school, with the final two seasons being 1st semeter & 2nd semester respectively. But that doesn't add up because (a) both seasons had Christmas episodes and (b) the students even in the very first episode had obviously been at that school, in that class, for a while. Even taking into account that people who play teens on TV are rarely teens themselves, they look way too old to be freshmen. More likely they were juniors.

  • rudylikestowatch
    rudylikestowatch Month ago

    Cody Johnston has the channel, Some More News with a podcast version featuring Katy Stoll.
    tvclip.biz/channel/UCvlj0IzjSnNoduQF0l3VGng

  • Kiki C
    Kiki C Month ago

    "I do like power...."
    😅 Soren's the best lol

  • irllcd13
    irllcd13 Month ago

    She loves Friends but hates Frasier?
    Come again?

  • doritoeater212
    doritoeater212 Month ago

    this episode gets SO MUCH darker when you realise that a LOT of the analysis of Norm also applies to Micheal Swaim. Was this the After Hours version of an intervention?

  • Hannah More
    Hannah More 2 months ago

    Mom. The show. Where are the kids that were there in the first episode?

  • Erin Malcolm
    Erin Malcolm 2 months ago

    GODDAMIT IF THE DUDE IN THE GLASSES DOESN'T REMIND ME OF MR FULTON FROM HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 2

  • John Demetriou
    John Demetriou 2 months ago

    So Cosby was a pervert even in his own tv show?

  • Joe Gillespie
    Joe Gillespie 2 months ago

    So is anyone else realizing that the friends thing would imply somewhat insect since phibe? is given an egg which is fertilized by her brothers sperm, and she is giving birth to her brothers son?
    Also if that was just Cracked's theory and doesn't stand up truly, disregard what I just typed

  • morphman86
    morphman86 2 months ago

    To everyone talking about the beers, remember what they said: He's drinking at more than one bar. The 486 beers are the ones we know from Cheers in 2 years. Then we know he drinks from at least one more bar. So yes, 243 beers from one bar is less than one a night, but we see him drinking 2-4 per episode, and we know he goes to at least 1 other bar, not unreasonable to think he's going to at least 2 more, so he could be drinking himself into a stupor every night of the year with thousands of 1980's dollars in debt. That's tens of thousands of dollars in today's money.

  • Elijah Bailey
    Elijah Bailey 2 months ago

    "Don't hurt it with math." I'm using this😂😂😂

  • Lone Wolf
    Lone Wolf 2 months ago

    Oh Bill Cosby hurting women what a surprise, he said wearing the sarcastic as fuk hat

  • steampunkilljoy
    steampunkilljoy 2 months ago +1

    "don't ruin it! don't ruin it with math!"

  • Joshua Cox
    Joshua Cox 3 months ago

    Bonnie, from family guy, was pregnant for seven seasons.

  • Jayne Davis
    Jayne Davis 3 months ago

    Time without pooping? 1 month/28 days... the ER doctor was *horrified*

  • charmedfan7704
    charmedfan7704 3 months ago +1

    MASH is probably the worst, but they didn't really have a choice. The show lasted nearly 4 times longer than the actual war did.

  • Leo Yohansen
    Leo Yohansen 3 months ago

    Don't even get me started on the Simpsons.

  • Xu Zu
    Xu Zu 3 months ago

    That actually sounds just about right for Cosby with his track record.

  • Leland- BoB Palmer
    Leland- BoB Palmer 3 months ago

    What about the supposed days "episode" days weren't in these "shows" /"Lives"

  • Gary Cooper
    Gary Cooper 3 months ago

    I didn’t like any of those series. “Friends” was one I thought was exceptionally dumb, and unfunny. But I realize the shows I did like and watch are also vulnerable to math attacks. M*A*S*H was supposed to be set during the Korean war, which lasted from 1950 to 1953. Yet the TV series ran for nearly 11 years, from 1972 to 1983. The odd fact that it was taking 11 years for 3 years to pass was never mentioned in the show.

  • Ponz
    Ponz 3 months ago

    Funny video.

  • Kerry Baldino
    Kerry Baldino 3 months ago

    My god I miss this show

  • Kaila Kruger
    Kaila Kruger 3 months ago

    The only thing about the Pheobe problem is that she couldnt have already been pregnant or they wouldnt have allowed the IFV needed to carry Frank and Alices babies.

  • Darkshark24
    Darkshark24 3 months ago

    20% of 14$ is 2.8$

  • Sympathy Devil
    Sympathy Devil 3 months ago

    I was not a fan of Friends.

  • Micah Allison
    Micah Allison 3 months ago

    In Frasier, Frasier makes several allusions to him just coming back from visiting Frederick

  • Ethan Scheck
    Ethan Scheck 3 months ago

    Hi, I'm over a year late but I wanted to say that they should've researched the Frasier dog because they were completely wrong.
    Moose, the original Eddie, lived until 2006. One of his pups, Enzo, did his stunts in later years died in 2010. Both made it past the end of the show. You might as well use John Mahoney's death to ruin the show. It's very possible they used other dogs that aren't publicized as much that died, but either way they got the facts wrong, which is annoying in a show that's supposed to be about fact-checking essentially. Still fun tho!

  • downhell666
    downhell666 3 months ago

    there is an app fro that intro joke

  • Lauren Nicole
    Lauren Nicole 3 months ago

    Friends is the one show that I know doesn’t add up. Especially their ages

  • Lauren Nicole
    Lauren Nicole 3 months ago

    Math and birthdays never hold up in sitcoms. They like to keep things vague

  • mur B
    mur B 3 months ago

    this is another great era of cracked, sadly ptooo... gone because of im sure stupid reasons... then there was s.w.a.i.m., the upside happy honeymoon of alcoholism... thanks bro, fuck you his liver

    • Rimuru Tempest
      Rimuru Tempest 3 months ago

      mur B Cracked fired all of their youtube staff and decided to focus on their website. Which means, yeah, it’s because of a stupid reason.

    • mur B
      mur B 3 months ago

      oh and peace out clippy, whatever the fuck you are

  • skyler glasper
    skyler glasper 3 months ago

    Yea there's an episode of the cosby show that definitely says Claire and cliff are 4 years apart

  • walter conley
    walter conley 3 months ago

    Wait... if it was, according to you, his junior exams that he was taking during Claire's prom, and if we assume that by 'prom' we mean senior prom, wouldn't that make the difference in years only about... 3?

  • fanofeverything
    fanofeverything 3 months ago

    BREAKING: Michael Swaim was at Dave Chappelle's Netflix special!

  • Drake Kay
    Drake Kay 3 months ago

    1:11 Every recipe Ever concocted has MATH.....

  • Mulberryman
    Mulberryman 3 months ago

    norms drinking is hardly excessive, including the other bar he apparently frequents and beers not counted on his tab he drinks maybe a 6 pack a night wich is *FAR* from excessive
    hell when I was Norm's age I drank close to 4 times that a night, and still got up and went to work the next day

  • Marcelino Dreams
    Marcelino Dreams 3 months ago

    You suck Cracked for firing everyone. You know that.

  • Peter Hoang
    Peter Hoang 3 months ago +2

    I miss these guys

  • Big Dawg Grill cook
    Big Dawg Grill cook 3 months ago

    for Norm its less than a beer a day. and the worse part of Frasier is his parents were supposed to be both Dr.s and the actor who plays his dad on Frasier was a jingle writer on a episode of cheers

  • Ben Phillips
    Ben Phillips 3 months ago

    Couldn't they have bought the Knicks tix in September/october for the next regular season?

  • Alex King
    Alex King 3 months ago +1

    I miss Cracked

  • Sevanni Black
    Sevanni Black 3 months ago

    but if norm drank every day thats 365 over a period of years. so........then he drinks more than one beer a night at Cheers, don't forget the playoffs where he snagged four beers and sought another when the game came on and Sam ran out of beers to pass down the shuffle line. Hi. This might work with people way young, like yall, but not us who actually watched the show. And she's wrong too. Let us not forget the many mentions of Frasier going to Boston and obviously he would see Freddy when he did so. Also, the length of the visits, not to mention the phone calls we never heard about.

  • stalker7d7
    stalker7d7 4 months ago

    Goku is still a worse father.

  • Steven Gamble
    Steven Gamble 4 months ago

    Here's some sad math for this series... Cracked - All my Favorite Players = Sadness...
    RIP Cracked.
    You can catch Michael and many of the guys/gals at this link: tvclip.biz/channel/UCN0Vm92-mDeMFHX3QficymQ
    I was so happy to see this come around!

  • NJGuy1973
    NJGuy1973 4 months ago

    These people better not try to figure out the timelines of daytime soap opera characters. Their heads would explode.

  • Zolanis1
    Zolanis1 4 months ago

    rewatching these, it really seems that Katie really goes out of her way to say at least one "woke" thing in every episode

  • Karl Striepe
    Karl Striepe 4 months ago

    What I worry about most (well, not much, because, well, entertainment is low-down in my world-concerns), buI worry that this obvious advice is being ignored. I'm not one to blame capitalism as it has lifted millions out of poverty rather than killing millions like communism, but clearly there are market failures, and it needs some nudging.

  • Youpeople Arecrazy
    Youpeople Arecrazy 4 months ago

    Looking back, the Cosby thing shouldn't really be a surprise.

  • Ciaran Lynch
    Ciaran Lynch 4 months ago

    The Frasier one is stupid , the show doesnt show every day of his life

  • Stranded73
    Stranded73 4 months ago

    We writers don't always math so well...

  • Sabrowsky
    Sabrowsky 4 months ago

    I miss this show

  • Josiah Sanchez
    Josiah Sanchez 4 months ago

    This episode is sadder now that I realize everything Daniel talks about with Cheers is something that Michael is going through at this point in his life. Fuck what a trip

  • Khrista Tompsett
    Khrista Tompsett 4 months ago

    I miss this so much

  • GreyDuck Productions
    GreyDuck Productions 4 months ago

    Cosby Show doesn't hold up anymore...

  • Jessica Baum
    Jessica Baum 4 months ago

    How I Met Your Mother: In season 4 episode 22, Barney supposedly sleeps with his 200th woman. Throughout the episode characters constantly say that 200 is too many but 200 is actually too low of a number.
    Barney is 32 in this episode and we know he lost his virginity when he was 23.He meets Ted when he is 25, and he is already living this lifestyle at that time. If we only look at the time he has known Ted, we are looking at 7 years of sexual activity.
    Based on his character's behavior up to this point in the show, he is likely sleeping with more than one new woman each week, but let's pretend it's just one in a week. If it's one a week, then it would take less than 4 years to reach 200 women (as there are 52 weeks in a year).
    If we look at it the other way, (supposing that 200 women is correct, still only considering the 7 years he has know Ted) then Barney has slept with 28 or 29 new women each year (28.57 women, rounded to whole numbers, as he can’t sleep with .57 of a woman). This comes out to approximately one new woman just shy of every two weeks (12.74 days, rounded to the nearest whole day is 13 days).

  • Legend Ary
    Legend Ary 4 months ago

    so why couldn't monica have gotten the tickets for the next year and given it to them before the regular season started or just after in september/october

  • Loïc P
    Loïc P 4 months ago +8

    I miss this series, it was amazing

  • greendayfecer
    greendayfecer 4 months ago

    Oh man, Soren is me with math especially when you need to tip at a restaurant. I never know the exact amount to give. One time I went to a restaurant with friends and we all decided to go halves on the tip. They all had the money they were gonna give the waitress. Meanwhile my bad at math struggling self was going into a black hole. One of my friends had to help me with how much I needed to put on the table. To this day, I still don’t understand math. Including college math that shit is so complex.

  • Murray H
    Murray H 4 months ago

    I miss new After Hours.

  • Ярослав Курганский

    Why didn't you assume that Cliff just went to college later in life? You can go to college at 25, you know

    • Hrishi Venkatesh
      Hrishi Venkatesh 4 months ago

      Ярослав Курганский they later mentioned his wife having to miss her prom because he had junior finals.

  • timspellman47
    timspellman47 4 months ago

    This video is horrible. Quit trying to ruin good things.

  • T L
    T L 4 months ago

    RIP

  • H Yu
    H Yu 4 months ago

    actually, cosby show would still hold up. just would be like the real cosby

  • GoneZombie
    GoneZombie 4 months ago

    I'm really happy you guys were here to make this. :)

  • Lee Anderson
    Lee Anderson 4 months ago

    Hey everybody, MASH had four christmas episodes and one new years episode. That's not a math crime. Dear Dad, Dear Sis, Death takes a Holiday, and The Day After Christmas.

  • Takara Ackerman
    Takara Ackerman 4 months ago

    Ah the subject of math... the epitome of evil and the destroyer of all things enjoyable. I don't have a favorite out of these four, they're all awesome

  • Tacheon Black
    Tacheon Black 4 months ago +1

    Damn shame that Cracked killed Cracked

  • Arthur Vandeliegh
    Arthur Vandeliegh 4 months ago

    In Saved By the Bell they had 2 senior proms and graduated twice but with a few different people.

  • Diego Ochoa
    Diego Ochoa 4 months ago

    Ugh I can't stand the terrible overacting. If any show is ruined by anything it's this show by its annoying characters.

  • Graysonn1
    Graysonn1 4 months ago

    watching this just makes me sad that Cracked fired all these guys. Stupid cracked.

  • Simone Cointreau
    Simone Cointreau 4 months ago

    486 Beers paid during two year that is less than one beer per day. But we clearly see him drink waaaay more than that every episode. Which proves that Norm was truly a master, the true master at getting free drinks.

  • Adrian D
    Adrian D 4 months ago

    The Cosby show thing totally checks out.... :S

  • Alan Maslowski
    Alan Maslowski 4 months ago

    Wait.
    “If we’re throwing logs on the fire...”
    Then... Friends.
    Was that a segue?
    Get it?
    Anyone?

  • Ocean DeBarros
    Ocean DeBarros 4 months ago +1

    Q U I C K M A F F S