Don't Name Your Kids Something Stupid. Dwayne Perkins - Full Special

  • Published on Dec 7, 2019
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  • Empress Iron Bladder
    Empress Iron Bladder 2 hours ago

    I can’t BELIEVE I’m putting down my first delicious cup of coffee of the day to actually TVclip ‘How to wipe my butt’!😆. Dwayne had me cracking up, AND he was so articulate, insightful, and it was AWESOME not to hear the F word every third word, like with many other of today’s comedians. By the way, I just learned THREE new ways to wipe my butt.😉

  • Anthony Darrow
    Anthony Darrow 2 hours ago

    I love this guy's comedic style. Cool and laid back yet hilariously funny.

  • Inner Star
    Inner Star 4 hours ago

    This was great!💚

  • Jamie Smith
    Jamie Smith 4 hours ago

    OMG "My crazy mother loved lemon Jello". I lost it. This guy is hilarious.

  • CoolKem C
    CoolKem C 6 hours ago

    But you mentioned all the other countries you went to in the world but you went several times to Africa but won’t mention where on the continent? Come on! Sorry that’s my pet peeve and it particularly irks me when a fellow black person does it. 🤦🏾‍♀️
    But he is funny though. I’ll give him that. Great routine 👍🏾

  • Eclispestar
    Eclispestar 9 hours ago

    My ex has a friend. This friend has seven kids. The last one the gave him the name of Seven. No joke.
    Meth and other drugs may have been involved.

  • Justin Roux
    Justin Roux 11 hours ago

    very funny. I actually heard of a paramedic called to a scene, to find the boy's name was 'Lemonjello'. Reminds me of a female comic who asked, "do some women find their kids' names in drug stores? This is my son Advil, my other son Tylenol, and my daughter, Campho Phenique"

  • The Magic Sauce
    The Magic Sauce 13 hours ago

    Hands down one of my favourite comedians.

  • Phantom Phlier
    Phantom Phlier 14 hours ago

    The American dream is alive and well for all who chose to follow it.

  • Eric Carraway
    Eric Carraway 14 hours ago

    People it's going to sound like I'm making this up but I swear I'm not. when I lived in Tyler Texas in 2000, my roommate Shannon had a mother who was a mail carrier. she comes by the house one day to show us two letters that were in the mail on her route .One envelope says Lemonjello Williams the other one says Orangejello Williams .
    these two boys were twins living in Tyler Texas .and books that feature unusual names are generally referencing those two. although sadly there are probably other parents in America who thought lemonjello and orangejello are great names as well

  • jackson knox
    jackson knox 15 hours ago

    Funny dude! And clean! Very talented! No vulgar language and still getting laughs! My man! 2 thumbs up!

  • 671homey
    671homey 15 hours ago

    This guy is hilarious, and right!

  • Lamaj Armystrong
    Lamaj Armystrong 16 hours ago

    Set was so good I didn't even realize that he didn't curse. GJ comment section.

  • Clayton Ashcraft
    Clayton Ashcraft 17 hours ago

    I'm crying over and the fact he's in Utah! He's great, new fan!

  • Julia Lewis-Spann
    Julia Lewis-Spann 18 hours ago

    💕 Just discovering you! Love this comedy

  • gary raheb
    gary raheb 19 hours ago

    You are in a comedic ascent
    Keep flying

  • Adam Fisher
    Adam Fisher 21 hour ago

    who else had to pause to look up bum wiping techniques?

  • Jeni Beaver
    Jeni Beaver 21 hour ago

    Wow! Very smart routine. He is now one of my favorites. Great use of the legend of lemon jello. He is gently using the audience as his punchline and I love it! He makes fun of universities too and their stupid rejection of credits from elsewhere. Keep going, Dwayne Perkins.

  • Susan Bame
    Susan Bame 22 hours ago

    OMG. I was a court reporter years ago in Dayton, Ohio and remember a case with a Lemonjello. True.

  • David Richardson
    David Richardson 23 hours ago

    Out of curiosity I looked up "how to wipe my butt" on youtube. Ya... there's a lot of videos

  • Runsontrails
    Runsontrails Day ago

    This guys is very funny. I haven’t listened to many comedians except the old time ones like Carol Burnett and I loved Red Skelton. It’s a mix of telling the truth and laughing at everyone’s sameness. I appreciate clean humor. I’m glad I can laugh at simple things.

  • TheConMan
    TheConMan Day ago

    27:12 Dare you to do it... I regret looking this up already.. But on the other hand i found 3 new channels to subscribe to

  • koketso mogwera
    koketso mogwera Day ago

    Gogo means Grandmother in Zulu. It is not weird to call your Granny that in South Africa.

  • Tunde Ibitoye
    Tunde Ibitoye Day ago

    You guys(Americans) wonder why we don't like most of you in Africa this why, when ever you say you come to Africa is kind of annoying you are suppose to say where you went in Africa cos Africa is not a country. You don't say you come to Europe when you go to England our France

  • Marilyn Ramirez
    Marilyn Ramirez Day ago

    Shanana. 😀

  • Meredith Carroll

    I'm about to watch the Lord of the Rings trilogy, and then I'm gonna read the Old Testament.

    HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!

  • S Turner
    S Turner Day ago

    This guy is great! So funny!

  • Marty
    Marty Day ago

    Years ago I had students, triplets named: Mia, Nikia, and (wait for it...)

  • Jolanda Meivogel

    Hahaha, in the Netherlands even Mark Rutte is going on his bike to work to make grazy discussions to rule the Netherlands

  • Noah Jessup
    Noah Jessup Day ago

    The rule for naming children should be, - If the guy responsible for typing it in can't spell it without asking you, you can't name the child that-

  • Godfrey Jemand
    Godfrey Jemand 2 days ago

    It was the Dutch women who started the "Going Dutch" and the window food in NL is where Horn & Hardart came from. This guy is too young. Note: The H&H restaurants became Burger King.

  • Roald Shakleton
    Roald Shakleton 2 days ago

    Know your audience, he was obviously pandering to their prejudices. They knew, but they didn't know simultaneously.

  • Tom Jones
    Tom Jones 2 days ago

    I wonder how much booze they needed to pour into the audience to prime the pump. I'm done at minute 1:48.

  • Noeraldin Kabam
    Noeraldin Kabam 2 days ago

    Use to be like that: you could only name your kids accepted names. Even the spelling was mandatory.

  • James James Mas Con'Ru

    Gotta 6e for aliens 😂😂😂😂😂

    WICKEDLEE LOOPY 2 days ago

    Im going to name my first born satan and if its a girl satana

  • Gary Smith
    Gary Smith 2 days ago

    This dude so funny, loved the last two, dollar store too funny..😁

  • PuraVida 2019
    PuraVida 2019 2 days ago

    I'm soooo happy he is talking about this. Happens in my Latino community as well. Giving babies terrible names. Please think your baby will grow up, look for work and present himself/herself to the world. Names have energy and power. Nothing wrong with good traditional names.

  • GutterGirl Acidron
    GutterGirl Acidron 2 days ago

    I work with the public and he's absolutely right about names! I have better names for my cat and dog!

  • Dave Humphrey
    Dave Humphrey 2 days ago

    I like to laugh before I go to bed. Thanks for the help and good night.

  • Tony Rule
    Tony Rule 2 days ago

    Stupid Name Syndrome is a real thing. LaQueefa agrees.

  • Deborah Under Grace
    Deborah Under Grace 2 days ago

    Hahahahahahah I like this guy

  • Rachel Garber
    Rachel Garber 2 days ago

    “He stalked dirt” I died

  • SaveBlueEyes
    SaveBlueEyes 2 days ago +9

    Met a black woman whose parents named her Latrina. Even she was too stupid to realize she'd been named after an army bathroom.

  • tou yang
    tou yang 2 days ago

    Hi, I'm Exitasia....and he's my brother Lemonjello....

  • Joanne Sgrignoli
    Joanne Sgrignoli 3 days ago +1

    This guy is HILARIOUS!

  • makeitsupersized
    makeitsupersized 3 days ago

    How bout don't have kids period? Save the earth don't populate.

  • Carly Robinson
    Carly Robinson 3 days ago

    I thought your bit was great other than the lemon jello that you stole from another comedian I get it hear something funny you know it is you try to work it in your routine but make sure is not something that a famous comedian has already done. Dave Chappelle if that rings a bell.

  • Christine Harvey
    Christine Harvey 3 days ago

    This guy literally made me laugh out loud.

  • Prosper Makosa
    Prosper Makosa 3 days ago

    Gogo is isiZulu for grandmother so she is your "gogo". Keeps us laughing man it's all good.

  • Mike Trieu
    Mike Trieu 3 days ago

    "Lemonjello" 😂

  • Tino Makoni
    Tino Makoni 3 days ago

    Haha, Gogo is actually the [affectionate] word for grandmother in my country.

  • Nitza Ramirez
    Nitza Ramirez 3 days ago

    I couldn't sleep last night so I always go on YOU tube..mistake, I found Dweine..thank you man i laugh so much that my husband ask me to go to the other room (laundry room 😃🤣) all the jokes are clean no trash no cursing...AMAZING

  • avatara82
    avatara82 3 days ago

    Luckily bikeshops in Europe are not like that 😂 I went to one to buy winter tires for my sons bike and the guy said "Well I can sell you two but you really need only one, cause it is enough if the front tire has good grip." so I bought only one and it has been perfect.

  • Shambles1980TRealOne

    Dwayne is not the worlds least stupid name.

  • Rachel GOOSE
    Rachel GOOSE 3 days ago

    don't name your kid Naniqua, shariqua, shalika. it's trashy and lazy.

  • Rich Campus
    Rich Campus 3 days ago

    @40:00 KING ME! THAT'S ALL WE GOT!
    men's brains: checkers
    women's brains: chess ~

  • Rich Campus
    Rich Campus 3 days ago +1

    Perfection ~

  • Rich Campus
    Rich Campus 3 days ago +1

    IT'S CUPSTACKING!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • P Jj
    P Jj 3 days ago +1

    How about Blanket Jackson....