Unlimited Rice Pudding

  • Published on Oct 31, 2018
  • Oh and happy Halloween you big sillies.
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    The obvious question is: Why wouldn't you just take weapons back in time? Well this all felt like a bit more fun if we stayed Doctor Who about it and tried with just knowledge and nylon. Arbitrary, I know.
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Comments • 8 680

  • Kyla Balgoa
    Kyla Balgoa Hour ago +1

    You would probably end up alone and *DEAD* and alone and *DEAD*

  • Lyrelle Charles
    Lyrelle Charles 2 hours ago +1

    Alright 3rd times a charm right(remember the laser)

    AdzSONLINE 4 hours ago

    The special biscuits intrigue me

  • Dragon BBQ
    Dragon BBQ 11 hours ago

    Excelent work! Keep it up!

  • Stills
    Stills 11 hours ago

    Is this just the lore of Warhammer 40k

  • Nathan Henry
    Nathan Henry 12 hours ago

    What. The. Fuck.

  • Alma S
    Alma S 13 hours ago

    Only your mum can stop you

  • Shrek-the-ogre-lord
    Shrek-the-ogre-lord 15 hours ago

    Fucking mental but why earl grey what’s wrong with you and with milk ?!?!

  • Mythical Moss32
    Mythical Moss32 15 hours ago

    Aaah, the special biscuits

  • Ronan at 2fps
    Ronan at 2fps 17 hours ago

    The thing is if you actually went in to a time machine and change the past the present will already be changed by you because it happened if it hadn’t changed then nothing happened and something went wrong so no one will ever alter the past because the present is still broken

  • Alex Lock
    Alex Lock 18 hours ago


  • J.Y. Demir
    J.Y. Demir 18 hours ago

    My family owns a restaurant and I eat rice puddings everyday 😊 I clicked on this because of the vid title.

    • J.Y. Demir
      J.Y. Demir 18 hours ago

      You don't need to do all that for unlimited rice pudding🙊🙊🙊

  • Георги Гидиков

    Random Bulgarian MP Boiko Borisov pops up at 03:07

  • Big Byrd
    Big Byrd 19 hours ago

    Chingis Khaans less known special needs brother, Jangeese Can

  • Ntomataki Printezhs
    Ntomataki Printezhs 20 hours ago

    What about writing a manga or creating a video game with this plot ...you have imagination ...or creating videos on TVclip about that ..

  • Ntomataki Printezhs
    Ntomataki Printezhs 20 hours ago


  • sonicgauge1
    sonicgauge1 21 hour ago

    alrighty then...

  • Tobias Konowitz
    Tobias Konowitz 21 hour ago

    I’m in.

  • Tobias Konowitz
    Tobias Konowitz 21 hour ago

    Unlimited rice pudding.

  • Wa Lid Lui
    Wa Lid Lui 23 hours ago

    That was epic

  • James Yu
    James Yu Day ago

    Why does this shit make me think hard
    Nothing makes me think hard
    What have you done

  • JustGemThings
    JustGemThings Day ago

    7:25 LOL. I understood that reference.

  • AmongReaper
    AmongReaper Day ago

    Did this man just use time travel to create The Empire of Man?

  • Extran Taves
    Extran Taves Day ago

    bring a gun

  • Giggle Dude
    Giggle Dude Day ago

    I was gonna go to sleep, I really was

  • POV LA
    POV LA Day ago

    Ok. This video slammed the door on my desire to time travel. Now I can focus on other things.

  • Smiley
    Smiley Day ago


  • Leafic
    Leafic Day ago

    well. you are talking finite point in space. if you time travel you keep your actual velocity, but if u time travel to a different point in time where the earth is in the exact same spot in its orbit with the world in the perfect point in its rotation u would land in the same spot, but thats alot of math.

  • Gabriel Andrade
    Gabriel Andrade Day ago

    Now that's a good tumbnail

  • Ju no
    Ju no Day ago

    I would take loaaaads of salt though

  • Existing Being
    Existing Being Day ago

    Best first impression of any youtube channel. If I didn't subscribe I wouldnt be myself...

  • Omar Reyes
    Omar Reyes Day ago

    Lmao I’m pretty sure you have asked your mother about god as well ! Very very very well done videos I’ve seen so far ! Good great great job ! Mega woke

  • Baron Von Grijffenbourg

    Step 1: Back to ancient Rome
    Step 2: Kick Constantine in the nutz.
    Step 3: PRAISE MARS
    Step 4: 1000 years of science PROFIT.

  • Jack Reynolds
    Jack Reynolds Day ago

    now just wear golden armour be 12 feet tall, a flaming great sword and have all the most advanced tech to make you look as godly as possible. Oh and try to survive to the 42 Millennia and not 30th so the empire doesn't go to shit

  • Glitchy Glitch
    Glitchy Glitch Day ago

    Alright, the time machine is a teleporter, but it's actually bounded to the surface of earth. Then, it instead of displacing the air, it moves it into today's time, so no pressure problems, only slight ones with the different pressures of air.

  • Can we get to 10,000 subscribers ?????

    I like the Doctor Who reference, a true Brit you are.

  • Ahoku The Ullu
    Ahoku The Ullu Day ago

    I want some special biscuits

    PHOTON 2 days ago

    the ending basically explains the rise of the Daleks from doctor who

  • Wasem Zahr
    Wasem Zahr 2 days ago

    *Instructions unclear*
    I went back and showed them memes and they hanged me

  • Random Vocab
    Random Vocab 2 days ago

    So... Jesus was a time travelling conman it seems ^^ x,D

  • Seth C
    Seth C 2 days ago

    That end got me hype

  • Flapjackpants 23
    Flapjackpants 23 2 days ago


    Day 8: I'm still in the ground...

  • Saturday Video Guild Productions

    If 3 ho pcp taught me anything its that you never back down. Stand tall, and fight Every thing. You are gods, go on

  • Grey
    Grey 2 days ago

    i understand

  • Clancy Gundrum
    Clancy Gundrum 2 days ago +1

    This would be a fucking sick movie

  • Bea5 Rs
    Bea5 Rs 2 days ago

    Except there's no absolute reference frame.......

  • Toaster Bath Beats
    Toaster Bath Beats 2 days ago +2

    Thought this was gonna be a rice pudding DIY

    MICHAEL CRASH 2 days ago

    You are such a GORGEOUS mind it blows my fucking hair back and shoes off

    MICHAEL CRASH 2 days ago

    I am laughing so hard

  • Daniel Nikolovski
    Daniel Nikolovski 2 days ago

    Im too high for this

  • TheCDMole
    TheCDMole 2 days ago

    What a fantastic video!

  • lil boom
    lil boom 2 days ago +5

    This is my 6th time watching this, it is the best video on TVclip (Im also reading the prince of milk it's really good)

  • LowSkillSurvival
    LowSkillSurvival 2 days ago

    Btw, which are the special biscuits?

  • pieterlion
    pieterlion 2 days ago

    Sounds like you are talking about the god emperor him self.

  • Michael Rinkle
    Michael Rinkle 2 days ago

    love this vijeo!

  • Queen Noah da Eggo III

    I feel like someone watches this in the future but goes back 2000 years, tries the first one, makes up some fake story about how they were born and who their parents are, question the religions that they worship in that time, use modern day medicine to cure diseases but only keep them to themselves, be kind to everyone because they've read a godamn history book and are pretty good with sleight of hand, eventually they gather a cult following. But then the rulers of that time get mad at him and try to kill him. He then manages to somehow convince one of his followers to bring him to his time machine where he time travels back to sometime not as insane, stays there for a couple of years but then the apocalypse comes and he hurriedly goes back to the crazy time where he was almost killed but only a few days after he left. After really contemplating what he's achieved in his life he decides to just end it all because what's the godamn point.
    The end
    If you couldn't guess I was talking about Jesus Christ.

  • Deadkiller Gaming
    Deadkiller Gaming 2 days ago +3

    He forgot something people will think your a witch if you predict the future.

  • The MinecraftR 9598
    The MinecraftR 9598 2 days ago

    Instructions unclear
    Dick stuck in the 14th century

  • CrimeraRi Bloody
    CrimeraRi Bloody 2 days ago

    instructions unclear,

    *I AM DEAD*

  • Ryder Ant
    Ryder Ant 2 days ago

    I like pudding

  • Kaleb Kilfillen
    Kaleb Kilfillen 2 days ago +1

    is god just a time traveler?

  • That Obscure Gamer
    That Obscure Gamer 2 days ago

    What the fuck does any of this have to do with rice pudding.

  • Rob Vel
    Rob Vel 2 days ago

    This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen thank yoi

  • Soul Mechanics
    Soul Mechanics 2 days ago

    Wouldn't you likely have immunities built to many of the diseases?

  • passionfruit
    passionfruit 2 days ago

    does it ever cross your mind that somebody who you think is your friend may have actually invented time travel fifty years later and then fifty years from now you will see that they have invented time travel but that means that they couldn’t have been there and oh god what is time

  • King D - Mind
    King D - Mind 2 days ago

    All because of pudding.

  • Coca Cola
    Coca Cola 2 days ago

    *Unlimited Retries on the matter of not looking hetero*

  • Cowbelly’s son
    Cowbelly’s son 2 days ago

    I’ve never clicked on a recommenced video so fast...... ......the name

  • WNF eli.smokes
    WNF eli.smokes 3 days ago

    The editing in this video is so fucked lmao 😬

  • Multi Stuff
    Multi Stuff 3 days ago

    Wow thanks for calling me dense

  • Mikolaj Sujecki
    Mikolaj Sujecki 3 days ago +1

    whats is the name of outro music?

  • Hugh Mungus
    Hugh Mungus 3 days ago

    i fuckin love rice pudding

  • K P
    K P 3 days ago

    vsauce 2x speed

  • zakosist
    zakosist 3 days ago

    You are the first channel I subscribed to after only watching two videos. Also I get a feeling that a lot of these suggestions could get you burned at a stake... but depending on which period you go to

  • TheSljr1997
    TheSljr1997 3 days ago +2

    Just had to comment to get you're engagement up. Easily my fav vid

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  • Ligma Enigma
    Ligma Enigma 3 days ago +1

    I was taken so off gaurd by the first "fuck" that i sunscribed.

  • Nicholas Hampton
    Nicholas Hampton 3 days ago

    what if I start the French Revolution 👀👀👀👀👀

  • 1up you
    1up you 3 days ago

    Ah, yes Jehovah. Our only true god

  • the Pope
    the Pope 3 days ago

    Simple: stop world war 1

  • Jonte Deakin
    Jonte Deakin 3 days ago +5

    ay boy you forgot that modern military stratergies exist because of modern weapons. you dont try to hide behind cover and snipe from a distance with a sword lmao

    • Insert Person Here
      Insert Person Here Day ago +2

      Uh, crossbow? Also, you don't need to copy modern tactics verbatim. Things like a professional army, a formal hierarchy, small-unit tactics, OPSEC/encryption, and consistent logistics would all be quite useful even with medieval weapons. Plus, what's stopping you from introducing guns yourself? If you're making a steam engine and a printing press you could probably also start production of muskets.

  • waptek0
    waptek0 3 days ago +2

    WAIT , you said diarrhea
    as an Oregonian I DEMAND DYSENTERY!

  • Clarence luo
    Clarence luo 3 days ago

    9:12 music?

  • Papacito RICO
    Papacito RICO 3 days ago +6

    *Yeah thats cool and all but you risk erasing the existence of lego starwars the complete saga for the nintendo wii*

  • WAT
    WAT 3 days ago

    song name at the end?

  • Tom Jordan
    Tom Jordan 3 days ago

    Warhammer 40k in a nutshell

  • Some Guy's Channel
    Some Guy's Channel 3 days ago +2

    We need a full version of the megalomaniac speech.

  • Hi Pi
    Hi Pi 3 days ago

    I have watched this video an unhealthy no of times.. Help....

  • ScorpioSage Almighty

    Lol i thought i was the only true thinker on this planet to create my own nation if i hqd the chance to go back in time not save my dead brother or memorize the winning numbers to the lottery of bet everything i own on green bay packers at the super bowl

  • BigBoyMemer
    BigBoyMemer 4 days ago

    My man, R E L A T I V I T Y

  • Onyx365
    Onyx365 4 days ago

    Where is the rice pudding?

  • TOPython
    TOPython 4 days ago


  • Alexis Gunther
    Alexis Gunther 4 days ago

    1426 people?

  • WreckRox
    WreckRox 4 days ago

    What the fuck did I just watch?

  • UMADBRO ImaTroll
    UMADBRO ImaTroll 4 days ago +4

    So you just made the 40k lore of god emperor of mankind

  • Mchugglesworth
    Mchugglesworth 4 days ago

    The whole rice pudding title is a bit conceiving

  • Mad Scribbler
    Mad Scribbler 4 days ago +1

    This is brilliant. I don’t really have words.
    I’m somewhere between amused and bordering on an existential crisis, so I’m gonna go laugh and cry at the same time now.

  • TheDiego908
    TheDiego908 4 days ago +1

    1:13 didn't Terminator solve this problem kind of?

  • Quickters
    Quickters 4 days ago +1

    Oh shit its all the same