DON'T GET FAT IN JAPAN

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  • LewisTheLeftie
    LewisTheLeftie 6 hours ago

    Youre in Japan, go to a Judo University for a session or 2, that will sort it :)

  • Newt Newt
    Newt Newt 11 hours ago

    omi wa debu

  • trinitrojack
    trinitrojack 11 hours ago

    lol you went insane! Gimmie that hot cyanide action!
    But what if your face is pudgy? Will they poke you in the eyeball?
    Shut up you big fucking marshmallow! Be happy they put their fingers on your chubby body! LOL this is quality content.
    ps thanks for not eating the cat at the end. I saw it in your eyes!

  • Stephen M.
    Stephen M. 13 hours ago

    You aint fat, you fluffy, like the pillsbury dough boy

  • Andy Salcedo
    Andy Salcedo 13 hours ago

    is it just me or does kitty look like hitler

  • David
    David 14 hours ago

    Oh come on. Haven't you ever seen Midnight Diner Tokyo Stories? Plenty of fat people

  • jose sandoval
    jose sandoval 18 hours ago

    Wtf ur not even fat bro

  • Sarah H
    Sarah H 21 hour ago

    Serpentza sent me here

  • SmellsLikePurple
    SmellsLikePurple 21 hour ago

    The cat looks like Hitler

  • Sam Brear
    Sam Brear Day ago

    Reminds me of Stewart lee

  • Comrade Stalin
    Comrade Stalin Day ago

    Fucking cat looks like Hitler

  • Engineworld productions

    Awesome video haha u fat as a rat 🐀

  • KariB57
    KariB57 Day ago

    Fried diabetes... lol

  • Simas Jurgelenas

    *oR JuST WaTCh AnIMe*

  • Regis Storey
    Regis Storey Day ago

    Stay Fat. Stay Beautiful.

  • Kasi Mndfck
    Kasi Mndfck Day ago

    cute kitteh 😹
    🐾 subscribed

  • CitizenOfTroy
    CitizenOfTroy Day ago

    GOOD CONTENT!!

  • SkitterNSnicklez

    Fat? Chubby maybe, but I don't really see you as fat. My god am I really conditioned to think fat is normal in USA? o_O

  • christian a
    christian a Day ago

    He's kinda cute when he's chubby._.

  • Bagger Vance
    Bagger Vance Day ago

    how is poking ok when physical contact is frowned upon

  • Johnny White
    Johnny White Day ago

    how does one become a Sumo wrestler then? Answer that smart guy.

  • Daniel Currie
    Daniel Currie Day ago

    Could you imagine if we had a fat tax here in the West could you imagine like could you actually fucking imagine the rage thats brilliant never Change japan

  • St36TheEgoProxy
    St36TheEgoProxy Day ago

    About Japanese.
    1. Mostly Sarcastic.
    2. Bully is Natural.
    3. A lot of anorexia, male and female. The average weight of the people here as now is neared to world war 2, when people had no food to eat. According to the NEWs!
    4. Old people are nice and polite, young once are mostly psychopath.
    5. They are Suicidal, common on railroads often occurred in morning, makes delay on schools and works.
    Don't worry even us japanese is concern about it.
    "Showing good, bad inside"
    We are good at hiding.
    Sorry for your good expectations but this is the reality.

  • B' D
    B' D Day ago

    PHAT!

  • Thomas Kingkong Schillerlein

    You fat fuck!! lol I just subscribed to your channel. Lol

  • Draxis32
    Draxis32 Day ago

    So...I just watched the "12 things not do to in Japan" and you've said there that they extremely rarely, if ever, get anything physical with you beyond a hand shake. And you're saying that people you didn't know prodded you in your stomach?
    I can smell the bullshit all the way from Britain mate.

    • B' D
      B' D Day ago

      pay some attention to the video pls, 7:00

  • 4wearemany
    4wearemany Day ago

    For people who generally feel uncomfortable with physical contact, they sure poke your belly a lot :S

  • Graxxor Anandro Vidhelssen

    Jesus. I hit 95 kilos recently due to a shitty lifestyle and a failed marriage and experiencing this exactly... But you forgot "幸せ太り" which is what I get every fucking day, ironically, considering my situation....
    But, here I am at 4am, 4 empty beer cans a やきそば under the table. sigh... I guess I should lose some weight.

  • Graxxor Anandro Vidhelssen

    Subscribed.... Bloody brilliant

  • Trish Fitzpatrick

    I think you are adorable! But I am actually quite blind.

  • 1 00
    1 00 Day ago

    *H A H A H A F A T*

  • ConstantLadder
    ConstantLadder 2 days ago

    This was low key high key savage

  • ChrisC
    ChrisC 2 days ago

    I spent 12 days in Japan, and I *lost* 3 lbs. Probably from walking everywhere, although I didn't make any kind of effort to limit my eating at all, and actually thought I was overdoing it.
    That tax doesn't seem quite fair though. Suppose you're unusually tall and a 90 cm waistline makes you well-proportioned? My own is about 86cm, but that seems OK for someone 185cm tall. And no one in Japan poked me or anything.

  • Mo Kassama
    Mo Kassama 2 days ago

    Fat

  • Amanda Montgomery
    Amanda Montgomery 2 days ago

    I liked watching your channel because you are not a stick figure in japan

  • Marcos Bravo
    Marcos Bravo 2 days ago

    I thought people in Japan had an issue with touching, why the heck would they poke someone's stomach so deliberately?

  • swepeder
    swepeder 2 days ago

    was it cyanide in the drink ?:P

  • Uhbliviun
    Uhbliviun 2 days ago

    750 weebs gave up moving to japan

  • 4n4s
    4n4s 3 days ago

    I hated of being fat every since I was a little Kid

  • Sitha Fayaz
    Sitha Fayaz 3 days ago

    You are just Bla Bla Bla.... You don't come to the point

  • Null Shock
    Null Shock 3 days ago

    You skinny twit!
    What about people who are fit, but are just built big? If a guy or lady with a large build, but are fit and in that age range have a waste line that is past the required 85cm and 90cm?

  • GokuFievel32
    GokuFievel32 3 days ago

    Omg you are not fat. Come to America you would be a twig compared to us.

  • Paul Green
    Paul Green 3 days ago

    I don't care what country you're from if you poke my stomach you will get a smack in the face

  • Hamin Kim
    Hamin Kim 3 days ago

    Im pretty sure the 4% obese/overweight in Japan are the Sumo wrestlers aswell, Japanese people eat so healthy!

  • l336134
    l336134 3 days ago

    "health is taken seriously" well definitely not mental health.

  • Kaitlin Collins
    Kaitlin Collins 3 days ago

    He practically oozes charisma.

  • Gpitt7705
    Gpitt7705 3 days ago

    haha u fat

  • Ael Zevahc
    Ael Zevahc 3 days ago

    Wtf ppl shouldn't care about your weight or the way you look, your content is amazing and your personality is super sweet,honest, and you're funny. I really enjoy these simple videos/vlogs.

  • Cosmic Owl
    Cosmic Owl 3 days ago

    You are not fat . And I Know it because I am . And my wife love me , she is not fat and she is prety . I know what you mean . Fuck the people!!

  • Seri0sed Minecraft lets playz

    Fuck you
    🅱️ond 🅱️roke

  • Andrew lee
    Andrew lee 3 days ago

    It's quite ironic in a culture that emphasize no conflict and etiquette, its acceptable and almost encouraged to make comments on someones weight or waist size.

  • Ian Jetzer
    Ian Jetzer 3 days ago

    weeb.

  • pilot anthony dineth

    getting prod in the stomach makes me horny

  • Joe Ironshield
    Joe Ironshield 4 days ago

    Mr snuggles.. Mr snuggles, made me subscribe instinctively.. After many videos he got me to subscribe, shoulda got 'im sooner

  • Grizzlyjds
    Grizzlyjds 4 days ago

    Cat in a hat... I subbed. Good luck to you man. I was gonna go exercise but now I have to watch more videos.

  • mert gorates
    mert gorates 4 days ago

    Great video, keep up the good work man.

  • SleepIsOverrated
    SleepIsOverrated 4 days ago

    1:32 actually laughed out loud

  • Robert Lutece
    Robert Lutece 4 days ago

    You could maybe have a cat.

  • Matthew T
    Matthew T 4 days ago

    10:21 eats cat instead

  • Matthew T
    Matthew T 4 days ago

    Gotta love that cyanide

  • girlsdrinkfeck
    girlsdrinkfeck 4 days ago

    obesity costs the UK more money than war and terror every year on NHS costs ,yet morons blame " immigrants "

  • Maximilian Reilly-McDowell

    SUBSCRIBED

  • Owen Badger
    Owen Badger 4 days ago

    Your cat has a hitler haircut

  • Matthew Messer
    Matthew Messer 4 days ago

    Holy f**k i died laughing when you said fried diabetes

  • Arstotzka Ball
    Arstotzka Ball 4 days ago

    Your not fat. Your broad, most of the weight is probably muscle under your weight. Also our race (white/ Caucasian) is prown to weight gain. The evolutionary reason is for weather of the north. You need some mass to protect yourself from the weather. The japs didnt evolve towards that reason. Asians evolved in thw way they did for being able to navigate dense and brightly lit areas of jungle. These "racial" differences are genetic. Dont take it serious, but dont deny the need for physical training to help change and move the weight into muscle rather then energy banks for cold weather.
    You probably didnt read this. No one did, but if some one did have a great, blessed Day!😄

  • NecroSpaci
    NecroSpaci 4 days ago

    Do cute asian girls poke your belly? :3

  • Mythical Millie The Matt

    Hey, your not fat :c

  • Filip Andersson
    Filip Andersson 5 days ago

    Why does that cat look like a certain Adolf?

  • Aaron Paul Ibarrola
    Aaron Paul Ibarrola 5 days ago

    I'm moving to Japan tomorrow and I am very overweight. I am screwed. Also subscribed because of cat plush.

  • Byron Mitchell
    Byron Mitchell 5 days ago

    DON'T GET FAT IN JAPAN! OR THIS GUY WILL FIND OUT WHERE U LIVE AND MOLEST U!
    DON'T FUCKING GET FAT, GUYS!

  • Mossy Deer Bones
    Mossy Deer Bones 5 days ago

    If I squint so hard I risk an aneurysm you look a bit like Peter Serafinowicz's... cousin

  • Ivn Rgn
    Ivn Rgn 5 days ago

    Japan is a nice place, my friends just call me fat bastard

  • TheSquareCircle
    TheSquareCircle 6 days ago

    who needs stairs :(

  • TheSquareCircle
    TheSquareCircle 6 days ago

    lol stairs

  • Brodie Gardiner
    Brodie Gardiner 6 days ago

    Could you give me a list of places to go on a holiday? can I sleep on your couch ? I'll bring the biscuits?

  • sean li
    sean li 6 days ago +1

    I love how children are put in the same list as mortgages and death

  • antwon Williams
    antwon Williams 6 days ago

    CHUCKLE

  • Lara Coimbra
    Lara Coimbra 6 days ago

    is this people blind? You're not fat

  • Tianz DC
    Tianz DC 6 days ago

    I Subscribed, not because of the cat simply because you're entertaining.

  • Kory Gala
    Kory Gala 6 days ago

    im 17 and i weigh 210 lb 95 Kg what would i be when im in the 40s

  • Niff
    Niff 6 days ago +2

    Mr.Snuggles is such a hottie

  • Boarderlands ModerZz

    "Like youre a big fucking marshmellow" 😂 subbed

  • Numeronx
    Numeronx 6 days ago

    The prodding is hillarious
    hahaha

  • PingDeMorte
    PingDeMorte 6 days ago

    Looks like cup of jiz chris

  • Natsumi Kawaii
    Natsumi Kawaii 6 days ago

    Omg! I got the same comments from my Japanese students when I put on just 5lbs after the holidays. They were like “Teacher, your face is a little rounder.” Or like “Teacher, did you eat a lot during your vacation?” Lol

  • ShinzuXTruth
    ShinzuXTruth 6 days ago

    so its okay to prod people..but skinship is frowned upon..ie. touching others...uhm..what?...id just prod them back.

  • Gábor Molnár
    Gábor Molnár 7 days ago

    Mr. Snuggles won me over. Subscribing right now! Quality entertainment! :D

  • Manny Santiago
    Manny Santiago 7 days ago

    well we still love watching your videos.. you lovable fat bastard :)

  • Media Century
    Media Century 7 days ago

    Dude you're funny without even trying.

  • MindFreakMe1
    MindFreakMe1 7 days ago

    That cat looks like Hitler lol

  • southpawlibra9
    southpawlibra9 7 days ago

    Why is it all the ex pats that live in japan are a bunch of fucking geeks and wankers like this guy.

  • Ethan Macleod
    Ethan Macleod 7 days ago

    I am pleased to say you have surpased simply red in terms of subscribers by the factor of 2, as at the present time he has 289k and you have 694k. Congrats

  • Helpless Kittens
    Helpless Kittens 7 days ago

    "zinc, copper, cyanide" XD hahaha i lost it, i almost didnt catch that you sly bastard! XD

  • John Ran
    John Ran 7 days ago

    Lift some fucking weights man, just following a basic 3-4 day split will automatically put you in solid shape in long run, and you can eat more!

  • john carter
    john carter 7 days ago

    You're not fat wtf are they on about

  • derick tan
    derick tan 7 days ago

    okay okay.... I give you one more subscriber...

  • manmadecs
    manmadecs 7 days ago

    T H I C C

  • Tamar
    Tamar 7 days ago

    Love you Chris 😂

  • TheBeast IsBack
    TheBeast IsBack 7 days ago

    Well that cat seems to have really worked lol

  • matiche salas
    matiche salas 8 days ago

    i wouldn't be surprised it there was alot of cases of foreigners punching some one for poking them like they are dog toy or something that's suppose to make sound