Siri in the '80s

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  • dltks0306
    dltks0306 14 hours ago

    하하...

  • Davin Peterson
    Davin Peterson Day ago

    Stop it with Apple. What about Google Assistant and Microsoft Cortana or Amazon Alexa which are better than Siri. Also, Apple did not originally develop Siri, the grabbed it for iOS before Google could for Android. Also, Apple does not make it for Android, limiting to only the iOS platform

  • intel386DX
    intel386DX 2 days ago

    3:53 hahahahahahahah :DDD

  • Taro
    Taro 2 days ago

    great

  • Melvin Harris
    Melvin Harris 2 days ago

    Do 4chan in the 90s, which 4chan was made by Poole Software and requires Windows 98, 'cuz it's made in 1998, and in Hi-Fi Stereo aswell, and also make it on 2 CDs.

  • Andrew Restrepo
    Andrew Restrepo 2 days ago

    5:19 thank you for wat-[GLITCH] ing this vi-[GLITCH] plz subribe and [GGLLIITTCCHH]

  • DuchAmagi
    DuchAmagi 3 days ago

    VRChat in the '90s

  • DuchAmagi
    DuchAmagi 3 days ago

    Siri sounds like she wants to die

  • DiamondLegendGaming
    DiamondLegendGaming 3 days ago

    It looks better in 144p!

  • Trevor
    Trevor 3 days ago

    '80s dos siri are smart than my X.

  • TheElecPlay92
    TheElecPlay92 3 days ago +1

    Siri sounds awfully similar to Strong Sad from HomeStarRunner.

  • Jonty Levine
    Jonty Levine 4 days ago

    I wish Siri had an offline mode.

  • mikosoft
    mikosoft 4 days ago

    This is so spot on it's scary. The voice, the animations, the graphics, music and the VHS hiss.

  • Carl Waring
    Carl Waring 4 days ago +1

    OMG! This is forking brilliant! Would love to know how you created it.

    • Squirrel Monkey
      Squirrel Monkey  4 days ago

      Thanks! A mix of QuickBASIC, Autodesk Animator, After Effects and remembering the frustrations.

  • Making With Matt
    Making With Matt 5 days ago

    As a child of the 80's, who ran a BBS, this is absolutely brilliant! Well done!

  • Goreface69
    Goreface69 5 days ago

    Surprised you didn't filter the VO through the tape effects, nor compressed her voice :/

  • քօɨֆօռɨʋʏӼӼ

    wow the '80s were weird.

  • HIRAKA SANGAM
    HIRAKA SANGAM 6 days ago

    Wow~~~~~~ it’s fun!!

  • James Price
    James Price 6 days ago

    The World Wide Web wasn't available to the public until 1991.

  • Albert Conrad
    Albert Conrad 6 days ago

    OMG that is too real. seriously. like, totally. for sure for sure.

  • Tracy Lloyd
    Tracy Lloyd 6 days ago

    ROFL!! I remember those days! Especially dial up! Oh ya! MS Dos! We have come a long way!

  • Sagnik Mukherjee
    Sagnik Mukherjee 6 days ago

    Lmaooo is that Bonzi Buddy

  • Дмитрий Кузнецов

    AY AM SIIIRYYYY

  • Son Red
    Son Red 6 days ago

    Lol *hey Siri how’s the weather today*

  • Son Red
    Son Red 6 days ago

    Why is this not on trending?

  • Cooper Hoover
    Cooper Hoover 6 days ago

    Siri sounds like the throat cancer patients talking out of their throat.

  • ShellShock
    ShellShock 6 days ago

    That voice haunts my dreams

  • Karin Sheian
    Karin Sheian 6 days ago

    That thumbnail looks just like Hila Klein.

  • Ace 1000
    Ace 1000 6 days ago

    It sounds like Siri’s grandpa, Siri Sr.

  • mariogamefreak1
    mariogamefreak1 6 days ago +1

    Do if MySpace was invented in the 1980s

  • Burly Fox
    Burly Fox 6 days ago

    If that had been actually real then, even as crap as it looks, it would still have been pretty freaking stellar speech recognition tech for the 80s.

  • Jim Leonard
    Jim Leonard 6 days ago

    A little weird seeing elements from 1982 to 1994 all in the same video (deliberate artistic choice?), but it was cute, I enjoyed it, and I hope you make more.

  • Mr Incognito
    Mr Incognito 6 days ago

    Nicely done.

  • Jan Ragusa
    Jan Ragusa 6 days ago

    Siri sounds like "Mr. Bill' from very early SNL skits lol ohhhhh nooooooo

  • Ronaldo Ro
    Ronaldo Ro 7 days ago

    Lol

  • Rebecca Phillips
    Rebecca Phillips 7 days ago

    Clippy wants his own show.

  • Ian Harvey
    Ian Harvey 7 days ago +1

    Nah clippy would kick Siri's ass to the ground

  • Tmoney Cash
    Tmoney Cash 7 days ago

    Siri sounds like Carl from jimmy neutron

  • KingIceHunter
    KingIceHunter 7 days ago +1

    The actresses in the background actually sounded professional. 👏

  • Malvineous
    Malvineous 7 days ago +1

    Is it bad that I can tell they used QBASIC to generate the graphics? The giveaway is that in text mode it changed the cursor to be only one scanline high instead of the default two - something that always used to annoy me back in the day...

    • Squirrel Monkey
      Squirrel Monkey  6 days ago +1

      No, that's good! :-) Michael Jackson's newest album in the late 80s was bad.

  • Avve N
    Avve N 7 days ago +1

    Spoodermen

  • Leo Hanson
    Leo Hanson 7 days ago

    This can do more than siri today

  • Lincoln Stanley
    Lincoln Stanley 7 days ago

    Siri was invented October 4th 2011

  • zerpBot
    zerpBot 7 days ago

    i don't like the voice

  • Shrek
    Shrek 7 days ago

    Helo mai naim iz sherk.

  • Shrek
    Shrek 7 days ago

    Siri is Spoder-Man confirmed.

  • Shrek
    Shrek 7 days ago

    Siri is spoderman?

  • Saturn3000
    Saturn3000 7 days ago +8

    what is the soundtrack? its awesome

    • Squirrel Monkey
      Squirrel Monkey  6 days ago +1

      soundcloud.com/jo-luijten/wonders-of-the-world-wide-web-muzak :P

    • Ginger Kitty Project
      Ginger Kitty Project 7 days ago +1

      Squirrel Monkey wow, didn't know you did 😋

    • Saturn3000
      Saturn3000 7 days ago +2

      Squirrel Monkey plz upload the music, its so nostalgic, i wanna listen to it for hours

    • Squirrel Monkey
      Squirrel Monkey  7 days ago +2

      Thanks, it's me improvising on a keyboard. :P

  • Smellflake
    Smellflake 7 days ago +1

    Helo am Spodermen

  • GGG
    GGG 7 days ago

    3:50 really got me

  • Robert Leland
    Robert Leland 7 days ago

    Why does Siri sound like an elderly woman who was just beaten into submission?

  • Robert Leland
    Robert Leland 7 days ago

    Fake news

  • Joe Mama
    Joe Mama 7 days ago +1

    That's not Siri! That's spoderman.

  • Karine Cajigas
    Karine Cajigas 7 days ago

    What is going on with her voice

  • MyLittleDiscolite
    MyLittleDiscolite 7 days ago

    This was the best episode of Black Mirror yet

  • Paradox
    Paradox 7 days ago

    Spoderman? Lol

  • Hyper High Studios
    Hyper High Studios 7 days ago

    *w0W!* Isn't that *AmAzInG?!*

  • Hanayo Koizumi
    Hanayo Koizumi 7 days ago

    Bonzi Buddy was the beta of Siri

  • LBenn302
    LBenn302 7 days ago

    Wow it makes you appreciate what we have today and how far we have come

  • Songkane Somsanuk
    Songkane Somsanuk 7 days ago

    Hahahhahaha they used Helen Keller's voice for Siri. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Colin Whiteford
    Colin Whiteford 7 days ago

    Does just about as much as Cortana can do right now! And this is from the 80’s! (I still hate apple though)

  • kim dav
    kim dav 7 days ago

    Old school good times now they are bad times

  • zelle908
    zelle908 7 days ago

    Siri sound like she from a creepy pasta story

  • phraxoid
    phraxoid 7 days ago

    Comedy masterpiece. roflmao.

  • Beh
    Beh 7 days ago

    I legit thought that when it started deleting the drive, that this was actually a dark movie or video game from steam and started freaking out.

  • Nihil Nihil
    Nihil Nihil 7 days ago +1

    Sometimes I get just as stupid as Siri when it comes to recognizing English speech (not a native speaker). Ironically I couldn't figure out what the girl is saying at 3:35 either :\ I wonder what she said.
    The video in general is beyond A M A Z I N G though. Gonna watch the shit outta this channel. And subscribe.

  • John McClaire
    John McClaire 7 days ago

    I would actually use Siri if it sounded like this.

  • Joe Hollow
    Joe Hollow 7 days ago

    What is the background music?

  • Joe Hollow
    Joe Hollow 7 days ago +27

    It's been a while since a video brought a smile to my face and good feels about the past.

    • TheMoitah
      TheMoitah 7 days ago

      Joe Hollow no part of this is from the past haha ;)

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  • mueflo
    mueflo 7 days ago

    You should create a 'AUTOEXEC.BAT' and putting the 'PROMPT $P$G' in there.

  • THE OFFICAL POWER PLAY
    THE OFFICAL POWER PLAY 7 days ago +1

    The voice master had Eugene Oregon! That's where I'm from!

  • ljubisa grujic
    ljubisa grujic 7 days ago

    SIRI sounds like a constipated guy having issues with taking a dump after castration while high on helium.... its been a while since something made me laugh this good hahaha

  • Ermugath
    Ermugath 7 days ago

    siri = spoderman

  • Diego Garcia
    Diego Garcia 7 days ago

    The Michael Jackson joke, was amazing! lol

  • bubicus
    bubicus 7 days ago

    Is Squirrel Monkey from Pittsburgh? I've never seen a Weird Paul reference in any media (other than his own TVclip channel) until this video.

    • Squirrel Monkey
      Squirrel Monkey  7 days ago

      Nope, originally from The Netherlands, living in North Hollywood. Weird Paul is one of my favorite TVclip stars.
      There is a Weird Paul reference in "Snapchat in the 90's" as well. :-)

  • Board Bubble
    Board Bubble 7 days ago

    Ewww creepy asf

  • JMD
    JMD 7 days ago +1

    Darn people, you forgot the Amiga version!

  • Jamboyplayz
    Jamboyplayz 7 days ago

    Ask Siri what’s 0/0 is

  • samdroidva
    samdroidva 7 days ago

    Sadly, this remind me of Google Assistant on my Nexus5x.

  • pcfreak1992
    pcfreak1992 7 days ago

    Not realistic. The real Siri doesn't reply that fast.

  • Pit Viper XP
    Pit Viper XP 7 days ago

    This version of siri was planning to rule the world...

  • Koala Kontrol Jr
    Koala Kontrol Jr 7 days ago +1

    Siri’s voice makes me wet

  • Koala Kontrol Jr
    Koala Kontrol Jr 7 days ago +1

    512 kilobytes of ram holy shit

  • Christ Propeck
    Christ Propeck 7 days ago +1

    Where can I make my Siri voiced by Spoderman?

  • moosedenied
    moosedenied 7 days ago +2

    I KNOW WHO WEIRD PAUL IS

    • bubicus
      bubicus 7 days ago +1

      "Whaling the Shit out of Guys" was a mainstay on my '90s cassette tape playlist.

  • legndRicky
    legndRicky 7 days ago

    Sound so cute!!

  • Eric Motil
    Eric Motil 7 days ago

    I thought this was real....is this real?

  • Hero
    Hero 7 days ago +1

    and now i use her to search for midget porn

  • JohnFYouUpKennedy
    JohnFYouUpKennedy 7 days ago

    Ah the 80s, when artificial voices sounded like Satan

  • RMK
    RMK 7 days ago +1

    We still watch videos like this in school

  • Hello World
    Hello World 7 days ago

    Why is it running in DOS though?

  • I diSagree
    I diSagree 7 days ago +1

    This is hit.

  • Jon jay
    Jon jay 7 days ago

    Strange. It felt... home

  • Philip Hayton
    Philip Hayton 7 days ago

    Brilliant. Simply brilliant haha.

  • WizardBartender
    WizardBartender 7 days ago

    Internet on 80’s?? Naaa too much Subrealist!..

  • Dans Savvy
    Dans Savvy 7 days ago

    wow...this should be number 2 on tending

  • Rahul
    Rahul 7 days ago

    Lol. There is no ninth planet

  • Beef Supreme
    Beef Supreme 7 days ago

    Look Around You

  • Nyan_Nayda
    Nyan_Nayda 7 days ago

    *I AM SIRI* Old lady voice

  • Arlen Kundert
    Arlen Kundert 7 days ago

    This. Was. Epic.