If Tampon Ads Were Honest (Also Maxi Pads & Other "Feminine Products")

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  • Michael Stewart
    Michael Stewart 12 hours ago

    I am picturing him doing one on life insurance where he suddenly starts talking to people the day their children are born

  • The Geek Monster

    "Glorping jellyfish". My life is now complete.

  • Tzadik Vanderhoof
    Tzadik Vanderhoof 2 days ago

    Why doesn't anyone seem to know that diva cups exist?

  • Miff Miff
    Miff Miff 2 days ago

    I love u bra

  • Neri Matrixx
    Neri Matrixx 3 days ago

    WORST PART OF PERIOD...
    When you're sitting or laying down the blood doesn't flow out at normal speed. Why?...gravity.
    Then you stand up... and OMG. A OCEAN of blood POURS out of you. Forget about those WINGS & SIDE LEAKAGE PROTECTION BULLSHIT. You just have to ACCEPT THE FACT that you're going to have a bloody panties, with even a POOL OF BLOOD hitting the floor for you to clean up.

  • asmo1313
    asmo1313 3 days ago

    CRacked is dead, just plain fucking dead. I Used to checkthe site very day, multiple times and it was my favaorite site. And then Trump won. And everybody at cracked was forced to only bash him and be socially fucking politically correct and not be funny anymore. And I don`t like it when political correct horseshit gets shoved down my throat. So I left and not only me it seems. Rip cracked, you deserve this fate now

  • T C
    T C 4 days ago

    🤣 diaper pads

  • T C
    T C 4 days ago

    🤣 shark week

  • Alec Howell
    Alec Howell 4 days ago

    Oof periods are now scarier

  • beepeeb clickcilc
    beepeeb clickcilc 5 days ago

    late to the party...holy shit!!! This is amazing!!!

  • Nicholas Leclerc
    Nicholas Leclerc 5 days ago

    3:21
    Hahaha ! Fun fact indeed

  • My Pillow Guy
    My Pillow Guy 5 days ago +1

    how did I get here? it's September 14, 2018 and I'm super high and don't know how I got here. Have a good day people in the future.

  • Ultra Instinct Xeno Bardock

    If Microsoft was honest with Windows 10 spying/data mining.
    If GMO corporations were honest. (Watch video "The Latest in GMO Research is Disturbing")
    If vaccine commercials were honest. (Watch video "This is the Best Explanation of the Vaccine/Autism Connection I've Ever Heard!")
    If mainstream science academia was honest. (Check ThunderboltsProject channel to realize how wrong mainstream science academia school text books actually are.)

  • Out on a limb
    Out on a limb 5 days ago

    You need to do one on youtube monetization...

  • Susan fromBflo
    Susan fromBflo 6 days ago

    This is riotous! LOL!

  • sanic sanic
    sanic sanic 7 days ago

    This makes my dick hurt

  • Carol W
    Carol W 7 days ago

    Period cups ftw

  • Burning Heart
    Burning Heart 8 days ago

    Too bad the box wasn't red as well, lol!

  • Noii-z-Boii
    Noii-z-Boii 9 days ago

    Hope this guy still alive. I need more HONESTY!!

  • Gene Litvinov
    Gene Litvinov 9 days ago

    this is hilarious, roger is my hero ahahaha

  • LilumGlorias
    LilumGlorias 9 days ago

    They don't use red liquid for commercials, because there is a lot of people who are scared of blood.

  • Deborah Whatford
    Deborah Whatford 10 days ago

    The real commercial will see a woman doubled up in pain, in bed with chocolate and ice cream.

  • Quinton P. Young III
    Quinton P. Young III 10 days ago

    Im so glad Im not a Woman, I doubt very seriously that I would a lady. With all the shit yall have to go thru I know Id be a bitch x a million. Much Love Ladys, without well we guys just wouldnt BE.

  • R.C. 2141
    R.C. 2141 10 days ago

    I think tampons are amazing

  • R.C. 2141
    R.C. 2141 10 days ago

    "Does blood come out of your vigina?"

  • 4514LU
    4514LU 11 days ago

    Fuck Tampons get Thinx undies, they work great.

  • danny jewell
    danny jewell 12 days ago

    I did consider that I might become sick a couple times,

  • Michelle Zimmerman
    Michelle Zimmerman 12 days ago

    I once mentioned on an online forum about taxes that women should have the luxury tax added onto tax refunds.
    The men on the forum went nuts!
    Not one agreed.
    Not one could wrap their head around the fact that menarche is completely involuntary and essential to propagate the human race.
    Even when I asked if they didn't think that their own mothers are deserving of having their luxury tax returned? Still no understanding.
    Ridiculous!

  • Yuri illuminati
    Yuri illuminati 13 days ago

    Do they stick this thing up there?!!

  • Ed Eranged
    Ed Eranged 14 days ago

    Oh look Cracked's 'impartial Women have it tough' take on tampons. The benefit Women get from concessions and government subsidised care (Paid for by the taxpayer) is FAR in excess of what Men enjoy. So pay your little 'luxury tax' and shut the fuck up comfortable in the knowledge that Western society is literally paying you to exist.
    I'm Roger by the way.

  • Gerry Jackwagon
    Gerry Jackwagon 14 days ago

    Omg 😜🤪🤣😂🤣🤣 I’m going to die help I can’t breath. I’m laughing to hard.😵

  • Sagan Will
    Sagan Will 15 days ago

    Vaginal blood soak em up sticks

  • Donna Ayres
    Donna Ayres 15 days ago

    Now that is funny!

  • Luis Angel Lopez Castruita

    Make "If Bank Loans Ads were Honest" or "If housing agencies were honest"

  • Priscilla Wilson
    Priscilla Wilson 16 days ago

    Kotex shows red in their ads.

  • Rosella A Alm-Ahearn
    Rosella A Alm-Ahearn 16 days ago

    Personally I prefer the French World War II euphemism, "Falling off the roof" for menstruation.

  • Penguins Are Super Smart!

    If Cracked videos were honest.

  • Marcy
    Marcy 18 days ago

    I am one of the few lucky females who don't get periods. This shit sounds horrible. I truly have been blessed.

  • zigzag722
    zigzag722 18 days ago +1

    Moral of the story: use a menstrual cup

  • M B
    M B 18 days ago

    😷

  • John O
    John O 18 days ago

    Even though I'm a middle age man this commercial makes me want to buy tampons. 😅

  • japanese toilet
    japanese toilet 18 days ago

    I didn't think it would actually be just a tampon commercial.

  • Adrian Cuyubamba Diaz
    Adrian Cuyubamba Diaz 18 days ago +1

    PLEASE do
    If schools/education were honest

  • abigailschneider1
    abigailschneider1 19 days ago

    i got a tampon ad before watching this

  • yzaya LiriaN
    yzaya LiriaN 19 days ago

    I have "comunism" ridding the crimson Wave....etc.

  • Eos
    Eos 19 days ago

    Expanding on Tayla Smith’s idea, I want a commercial with a woman playing an action hero, standing in a gross slimy jungle, covered in dirt, grime, and blood, while she fights hoards of period personifications with two machetes and sprays of blood at gratuitously violent anime levels. She looks at the camera, her eyes haggard and tired, and says “It’s been three days... I might barf..., I feel like I’ve been stabbed 47 times in the abdomen-“ (*turns around and stabs period in face*) (*smiles, holds tampon*) “But [brand name] keeps me going.” (*screams, throws tampon like a grenade into period hoard. It explodes. Cut to logo and brand tagline.*)

  • Ryan w
    Ryan w 19 days ago

    Did roger die?

  • Zom Bee Nature
    Zom Bee Nature 20 days ago +1

    This was painfully funny! 😂

  • J T
    J T 21 day ago

    Gushes out of your vagina, gross. Omg 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • Stephanie Yarolin
    Stephanie Yarolin 21 day ago

    Creepy

  • Fullmetal1890P
    Fullmetal1890P 22 days ago

    "You and your luxurious blood puddle." Dead.

  • Allison E
    Allison E 22 days ago

    Diaper Stickers! Epic!

  • Siren Wyvern
    Siren Wyvern 22 days ago

    Soak ‘em up sticks xD why do I love this

  • Escape Reality I PurpleLatias I Mew I

    "Potential baby carrier" uhh... no thanks.

  • EpicSexGay
    EpicSexGay 23 days ago

    The fact that they barely dare to say what they sell is always so annoying

  • Zennim
    Zennim 23 days ago

    WHY ARE THEY POISONOUS ?!

  • Arquidesis Studio
    Arquidesis Studio 23 days ago

    Yeah, we need to invent some better way to deal with it...
    At least it is better than than going around ruining your pants and leaving a trace of blood so that someone things you just murdered someone.

  • Rick Norton
    Rick Norton 23 days ago

    I Love Roger.. He is the best.............. :^ )

  • C J
    C J 24 days ago

    Geez glad I’m a dude lmao

  • musicmamma
    musicmamma 24 days ago

    Hilarious

  • Jamie Richardson
    Jamie Richardson 24 days ago

    Soak em' up sticks got me lmao. 😂😂

  • essennagerry
    essennagerry 24 days ago +1

    I like that they don't use red in these commercials just like I like that they don't use yellow and brown in baby diapers commercials. I mean, there's absolutely nothing shameful to menstruation but we still don't need a vivid image of it just like I don't need a vivid image of babies pooping and peeing. It's not at all about it being a strictly female thing, it's just that bodily fluids overall are a but disgusting if you make them too vivid. But it's of course ok to talk about them and stuff.

  • marie bonner
    marie bonner 24 days ago

    I agree with this ad but what is the alternative not doing the things we love. I usually use pads but sometimes I want to go swimming or horseback riding and then I don't care what chemicals are in them I want to do what I want to do. End of story.

  • Lick my toast Don’t lie you know

    Tampon ads need to be banned

  • Charity the Unique
    Charity the Unique 24 days ago

    Lol this killed me

  • VargVikernes4Pres
    VargVikernes4Pres 24 days ago +1

    Dear Hannibal Lecter, please come back and tear down more stupid trends and lies, you're needed and we miss you.

  • Siren Hound
    Siren Hound 25 days ago +1

    If Cracked management were honest.

  • Hunbun Bubblegum
    Hunbun Bubblegum 25 days ago

    YEA FUCK YOU ASSHOLE WOMAN WHY DONT YOU PRAISE WOMANKIND AND STOP USING TAMPONS. LET THAT SMELLY SHIT RUN DOWN YOUR LEGS.

  • Casandra Loner
    Casandra Loner 26 days ago

    Just use a menstrual cup

  • Alex Mason
    Alex Mason 26 days ago

    We probably could create a pill for women not to experience those at least that often. But, god forbid, we may damage their function as human incubators. (sarcasm)

  • Ismoyo Nugroho Tomo
    Ismoyo Nugroho Tomo 26 days ago

    who-ha

  • 25lxghters
    25lxghters 26 days ago

    Diaper stickers 😂😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥

  • Jillette
    Jillette 26 days ago +1

    I don't get when people think pads are gross because "oh i don't wanna marinate in my own blood all day" like, you're supposed to change them when you need to, not wear the same one all day...

  • makaa bve
    makaa bve 26 days ago

    Diaper stickers hahahaha

  • sipo70
    sipo70 27 days ago

    Did you guys notice that Roger is wearing a blue tie?
    BTW, when he said "hooha", I lost it.

  • zack johnson
    zack johnson 27 days ago +1

    I miss these honest ads why did they stop?

  • Sparks
    Sparks 27 days ago

    well i'm uncomfortable

  • Narwhal Strawberry
    Narwhal Strawberry 27 days ago

    " Jelly fish just *GlOrPrEd* out of me"

  • Zodyrus Sevaron
    Zodyrus Sevaron 27 days ago +1

    This guy should replace Adam from Adam ruins everything

  • Maxx G
    Maxx G 28 days ago

    "diaper stickers"!!! Fuck me..haha

  • FRANCINE EKANEM
    FRANCINE EKANEM 28 days ago

    Riding the crimson wave 😂

  • Cut It Out
    Cut It Out 28 days ago

    Spot on!!! Buy a menstrual cup ladies. You will never go back!

  • Cantinho da Raquel
    Cantinho da Raquel 28 days ago +1

    and that is why I use a menstrual cup

    • J T
      J T 21 day ago

      Yes, me too. I should have bought one ages ago. Best investment ever!

  • derposaurus rex
    derposaurus rex 28 days ago

    _diaper stickers_

  • Udoka Chiefe
    Udoka Chiefe 28 days ago

    Communists in the gazebo? Really lol

  • Alex North
    Alex North 28 days ago

    this is funny as hell... saying the f word isnt as bad

  • Berlyn Hale
    Berlyn Hale 28 days ago +1

    450 menstrual cycles?!? *crying*

  • Julia
    Julia 28 days ago

    Ladies. There are menstrual cups and reusable cloth pads for a reason. Cups and cloth pads are WAY more comfortable than anything disposable by far.

  • trav a dad
    trav a dad 29 days ago

    these are more educating than sex ed

  • Pro MIggy
    Pro MIggy 29 days ago

    Glad that i am man

  • Sharon Jones
    Sharon Jones 29 days ago

    Shove that shit in me

  • the weirdest person you would ever meet

    Good thing I'm so irregular I've gone over half a year without one.

  • shemica16
    shemica16 Month ago

    I was watching while I was on my period, I laughed at the "jellyfish glorped out of you" part and... felt like a jellyfish just glorped out of... yeah.

  • FoodandFaithfulness

    Basically periods ads should be like the beginning of anti-depressant ads.

  • Koo Krampel
    Koo Krampel Month ago

    Hilarious

  • Tania Pirk
    Tania Pirk Month ago

    you and your luxurious blood puddle XD

  • broken soul
    broken soul Month ago

    Hilarious!!! 😂 😂😂

  • fuck off
    fuck off Month ago

    I just got a pad ad on this video, the irony. Oh the irony

  • LLB MAGA
    LLB MAGA Month ago

    Soak em ups, lololol!!

  • J Solomon .Evans
    J Solomon .Evans Month ago

    is there no better alt for women??