If Tampon Ads Were Honest (Also Maxi Pads & Other "Feminine Products")

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  • TheDkjolle
    TheDkjolle 2 days ago

    If ''Cosmetics in game'' Advertisers where honest :)

  • David Schulze Jr
    David Schulze Jr 3 days ago +2

    make more honest ad vids please!!!!!!!!

  • Tiffany Treadway
    Tiffany Treadway 3 days ago

    “diaper stickers” LMFAO

  • Amina Kranson
    Amina Kranson 4 days ago +1

    I want the honest commercials to come back

  • Slayman Ceesay
    Slayman Ceesay 5 days ago

    And just like that I can't look at wahmen the same way again

  • goretti Laclass
    goretti Laclass 6 days ago

    Soak it up

  • Architect172
    Architect172 6 days ago +1

    soakem up's X"D

  • my real name
    my real name 7 days ago

    Use a menstrual cup this video become irrelevant.

  • CyanCyborg
    CyanCyborg 7 days ago

    I love all the marketing about pads being discrete, then you open one up in a public bathroom and it goes *RRRRRRRiiiiiiip*

  • laura valentina
    laura valentina 7 days ago

    Enjoyed this.. I’d like to see the honest ads on Excedrin, Midol & Pamprin (pain relief during 🛑)

  • Sweet Roll
    Sweet Roll 7 days ago

    They don't use the correct color when advertising because it's gross. You always see blue colors when they advertise this because BLOOD is just another gross bodily fluid, and that's why they use the blue liquid with diapers too. You can't put all the blame on men, but there is no point in arguing as you always will.

  • Chris Lee
    Chris Lee 10 days ago

    Where is Roger? No new ads.

  • Derva Kommt von hinten

    1:16 looks like the torso of the asian chick was elongated somehow o.O

  • Spinn TV
    Spinn TV 12 days ago

    This guy could have been a good advertiser but he ruined his carrier a very long time ago, IF AM BEING HONEST 😂😂

  • Alva Edentorp Sandin
    Alva Edentorp Sandin 13 days ago

    Hey, my fellow females! If you haven’t already, you should look into getting a menstrual cup, it makes things so much easier... 🙏🙏
    It’s much more sanitary and convenient than the single use options, comes with lower health risks, saves you money and is practically zero waste so it’s even good for the environment. It’s actually great, can’t believe so few even knows it exists!!

    • david wells
      david wells 7 days ago

      what the hell. a shot glass for vampire consumption of blood. "see you next period" ha-ha-ha-ha.

  • JeSsi BoO
    JeSsi BoO 14 days ago

    A knife slicing your stomach downwards, fullness of the stomach yet your stomach is boiling hot, but you feel cold, wet pain on your private part, occasional heart burns, fatigue, depression, facial itchy break outs, you see your face uglier then usual, hungry, etc (it gets way more personal) .😇

  • Chris Nemec
    Chris Nemec 14 days ago

    Very nice one here.
    This one will be like shooting fish in a barrel: those companies that advertise "We'll help you get out of debt with the IRS!"

  • Denise Hall
    Denise Hall 14 days ago

    "Soak em up sticks" LOL #gold.

  • Matt Colin
    Matt Colin 14 days ago

    Am I the only one that thinks it would be funny to coat one of them with that hydraphobic spray

    • david wells
      david wells 7 days ago +1

      lube 'em up with ben-gay. watch the ladies scoot their ass on the floor screaming for relief. lol

  • Psybur
    Psybur 14 days ago

    Elephant shrews, apes (Humans ARE apes), free-tailed and leaf-nosed bats are the only species that experience menstruation.

  • Barnaclebeard
    Barnaclebeard 15 days ago +1

    I miss Roger.

    • hugorc 3
      hugorc 3 13 days ago

      Barnaclebeard same

  • Why Me?
    Why Me? 19 days ago

    I love how an old man is explaining the basics of female anatomy lol. As a woman I can verify periods are horrible

  • Patrick Frerking
    Patrick Frerking 19 days ago

    A lot of dudes in here are agreeing how accurate this is. Like we have a clue or not if it is.

  • T ZJ
    T ZJ 21 day ago

    wat happen to this series?

  • ya boiii
    ya boiii 21 day ago

    diaper stickers lol

  • Rev. MoonSpeak
    Rev. MoonSpeak 21 day ago

    diaper stickers....just.....ughhhhhhhhhhhhhh fuck my life

  • lucian hull
    lucian hull 24 days ago +1

    Cracked, what happened? Why are you suddenly dead?

  • Maria Silvera
    Maria Silvera 25 days ago

    If toilet and toilet items are honest where they are bacteria-ish please?

  • Captain Doomsday
    Captain Doomsday 27 days ago

    I hear there are these rubber cups you can get instead. Don't know much else, since I'm a guy and so it's not my problem.

    • david wells
      david wells 7 days ago

      rubber cups, shot glass for vampires.

  • Josh Lopez
    Josh Lopez 28 days ago

    You should do an ad about politicians

  • Danny P
    Danny P 28 days ago

    This video just got cracked a new subscriber, and I also learned not to drink fluids of any type while watching Cracked videos!!!

  • Henry Gutierrez
    Henry Gutierrez 28 days ago

    The writing is solid gold.

  • Anik Ethan
    Anik Ethan 28 days ago

    Bank loans... I see you've done credit cards. Maybe a brief introduction to FRS and how the dollar has been its equivalent value in debts and not gold... Great job on the credit card, btw.

  • Equilibrium Illuminati

    Too funny. If you're a woman, you're probably dying of laughter. If you're a guy, you're probably laughing and disgusted at the same time.

  • aquamarine ancient soul

    Accurate

  • Rin Kurenai
    Rin Kurenai Month ago

    I thought I would take the opportunity to answer some common question about periods I saw in the comments.1. How long do periods last? Periods last on average 3 to 7 days. Please note ON AVERAGE. Some women do get it for longer than 7 days and some (lucky) only one or two days. 2. Do women know when they are going get their period? Most women can guess based on when the last period was. There are "warning" signs of periods that fall under the term PMS: pre menstrual syndrome. Some are psychological like mood swings while others are physical like swollen breasts. All are caused by the hormone estrogen. But they can be caused by other things like food and stress. There's no way to tell if it's hormonal or not until the period starts. Also not all women get PMS and some only get minor symptoms so it can be hard to notice. Women on the pill (a form of contraception that releases certain hormones into the body telling it that the woman is already pregnant) can choose when to have their period or even to skip it. But skipping periods can cause serious problems with hormones so it's recommended to not skip two periods in a row. As for choosing to start having a period when on the pill a women just needs to stop taking it and in a day or so the period will start. Nothing I have listed gives a good time frame for when the period will start. Most of are like"so my period will start soonish I need to be careful". It'll just start at anytime and then it's all hands to battle stations. 3. Why do women get periods?All mammals have a uterine lining (the "blood") to protect their eggs from infliction. All other mammals absorb their eggs and uterine lining if they don't get pregnant. This is because an egg left in womb for too long can become unviable and possibly even deformed. Human females can't not due to the way our reproductive system is designed. So instead the lining is shed and the egg along with it if it's not fertilized so a new can move from the ovaries to the womb. In conclusion: periods are an essential part of the human reproductive system and are a MAJOR pain to go through. Please remember that and always be respectful to someone who is on their period because they can't control it and don't want it

  • AvieMare
    AvieMare Month ago

    I always called it “Riding the Red Pony”!

  • Unanimous Delivers
    Unanimous Delivers Month ago

    MEN👏AREN'T👏SQUEAMISH👏ABOUT👏PERIODS. We're not "ickey'd out" by the idea of discharge. Why do people (feminists in particular) keep pushing this fallacious narrative? I mean sure, it's gross if they walk around in bloody clothes. That's gross. But who does that?? Walking around in pants soaked in feces and urine is gross too, which is also 100% natural. But hiding the idea of discharge isn't "protecting men" any more than keeping brown and yellow out of ads for elderly disposable underwear. If anything the marketers are trying to keep women from feeling self conscious about it. But yeah, fuck them, right?

  • Kwanzaa
    Kwanzaa Month ago +1

    soak em up sticks 💀

  • Dany Flowrer
    Dany Flowrer Month ago +1

    0:22 omg 😂

  • Tayla Smith
    Tayla Smith Month ago +10

    I frankly want to see a period commercial of a lady sitting on her couch in pajamas eating ice cream and junk food watching TV, then she turns to the camera and says, "I feel sick, my stomach hurts, and I have a burning headache, but with a few pain pills and my (brand name) maxi pads, I can be mildly comfortable for 30 minutes to an hour."

  • O L
    O L Month ago

    *some men get periods*

  • earth ocean
    earth ocean Month ago

    OMG, I'm dying!! 😂 #jellyfish

  • Robin DeClark
    Robin DeClark Month ago

    It changed my life when I first used them.

  • asteriskp
    asteriskp Month ago

    And that's why I love my Diva Cup.

  • JBangcastle
    JBangcastle Month ago +1

    Roger is the man!

  • TheTayz
    TheTayz Month ago

    "Luxury tax" ? You mean the sales tax placed on literally every fucking thing sold in this country? Oh but fuck, it's an item for women, so we'll pretend it's oppressive unless it's free. Grow up. If Cracked were honest...

    • D Gray
      D Gray Month ago

      TheTayz everyone that made Cracked videos was fired 5 months ago.

    • STUPID - KITTY
      STUPID - KITTY Month ago

      TheTayz do you have a dick?

  • whomst'dve
    whomst'dve Month ago

    “Feeling like a jellyfish glorped out of you” this is the best description of it

  • Oeumuepo Stéphanois

    Is Cracked die?

  • Mr DayZ
    Mr DayZ Month ago

    5 months without a video!

  • K droj
    K droj Month ago

    Women will laugh their asses off over this satire ad, males will be totally grossed out, which will cause women to laugh even harder lmao.

  • Juan Villarreal
    Juan Villarreal Month ago

    this guy is awesome

  • The Helghan Empire
    The Helghan Empire Month ago

    If you'll excuse me I'm going to go vomit.

  • John Oslo Kefir
    John Oslo Kefir Month ago

    "Hhooo haaa"

  • Shin Drad
    Shin Drad Month ago

    If youtube channels were honest

  • Martin Wakenell
    Martin Wakenell Month ago

    any new ones

  • Matthew C
    Matthew C Month ago

    Is cracked still making videos

  • I HATE JELLYBEANS
    I HATE JELLYBEANS Month ago

    I'll take an extra large box of diaper stickers please 😂😂😂

  • bobiboulon
    bobiboulon Month ago

    There should be more ads for cups. Many women never heard about them, and whil it won't be perfect solution for everyone, it's still another option some women prefer.
    Still, it doesn't change the stomac pain, sorry...

    • Gaunter O'Dimm
      Gaunter O'Dimm Month ago

      Tampon and pad merchants don't want girls to know about cups. If girls realized how good cups are, tampon and pad sells would go down the shitter.

  • Sheldon Cooper
    Sheldon Cooper Month ago

    Cracked, what happened to your Horton videos? Did he die on us on something?

  • Az786 Mo
    Az786 Mo Month ago

    Where r u guys??

  • A Hol
    A Hol Month ago

    Make more content NOW!

  • Diego García
    Diego García Month ago

    Please do a WW3 truth video

  • Javier Navarro
    Javier Navarro Month ago

    Yooo make a an AD about if WW3 was honest

  • Clayton Fernandes
    Clayton Fernandes Month ago +1

    Roger is the greatest thing on the internet

  • xantippa
    xantippa Month ago

    *Riding the Crimson Wave*

  • A Friend
    A Friend Month ago

    The irony when things that should be actual education are presented as satire...
    Humanity.

  • Christina Hoefert
    Christina Hoefert Month ago

    Wtf?! Did I just watch?! 😂

  • Pete Harless
    Pete Harless Month ago

    I shouldn't have watched this while I was eating.

  • Xavier Jumbe
    Xavier Jumbe Month ago

    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME THE TRENDING BEAT MUSIC AT 0:58

  • Missy G
    Missy G Month ago

    This is hilarious

  • Rhielle Everet
    Rhielle Everet Month ago

    Ok, the ad I got before this was an actual tampon ad. It was hilarious.

  • Arch Angel
    Arch Angel Month ago

    KILL ALL COMMUNIST
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    None dare call it a
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    Truth will kill ya. tvclip.biz/video/BHCPj7VDX6o/video.html
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    The Architects of Western Decline
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  • LE R
    LE R Month ago

    Please make one for the bozos who think all women wet their pants after 30, and have to wear "bladder control" apparel

  • Tinders
    Tinders Month ago

    I have so many questions. How long does the blood leeking last and how much of a warning do females get? More importantly, wtf happened along the line to make menstruations a thing?!!

    • Tinders
      Tinders Month ago

      ... Can I go back to being a kid when this wasn't a thing everyone needed to worry about?

    • Rin Kurenai
      Rin Kurenai Month ago

      Chime Lock and anyone with the same questions: 1. Periods last on average 3 to 7 days. Please note ON AVERAGE. Some women do get it for longer than 7 days and some (lucky) only one or two days. 2. There are "warning" signs of periods that fall under the term PMS: pre menstrual syndrome. Some are psychological like mood swings while others are physical like swollen breasts. All are caused by the hormone estrogen. But they can be caused by other things like food and stress. There's no way to tell if it's hormonal or not until the period starts. Also not all women get PMS and some only get minor symptoms so it can be hard to notice. Women on the "pill" (a form of contraception that releases certain hormones into the body telling it that the woman is already pregnant) can choose when to have their period or even to skip it. But skipping periods can cause serious problems with hormones so it's recommended to not skip two periods in a row. As for choosing to start having a period when on the pill a women just needs to stop taking it and in a day or so the period will start. Nothing I have listed gives a good time frame for when the period will start. Most of are like"so my period will start soonish I need to be careful". It'll just start at anytime and then it's all hands to battle stations. 3. All mammals have a uterine lining (the "blood") to protect their eggs from infliction. All other mammals absorb their eggs and uterine lining if they don't get pregnant. This because an egg left in womb for too long can become unviable and possibly even deformed. Human females can't not due to the way our reproductive system is designed. So instead the lining is shed and the egg along with it if it's not fertilized so a new can move from the ovaries to the womb. In conclusion: periods are an essential part of the human reproductive system and are a MAJOR pain to go through. Please remember that and always be respectful to someone who is on their period because they can't control it and don't want it

  • Nicholas Lyons
    Nicholas Lyons Month ago

    Can you do a crack commercial for lawyer commercials, like those injury slip and fall commercials

  • Awesome Like Me
    Awesome Like Me Month ago

    Do an honest video on menstrual cups.

  • Rhielle Everet
    Rhielle Everet Month ago

    “You in your luxury blood puddle”
    “Feeling like a jellyfish glorped out of you”
    “Riding the crimson wave”
    So many amazing quotes.

  • marcy devos
    marcy devos 2 months ago

    HORTON HEARS A OOZE!

  • Panther15 ZodiacGods
    Panther15 ZodiacGods 2 months ago

    Should have used a female for this presentation.

    • Rhielle Everet
      Rhielle Everet Month ago

      Panther15 ZodiacGods I completely agree. And so does this video, they are purposely not using a female, to show that some of these commercials are still represented by men, even though men have no idea what it is like to menstruate. Apologies for the confusion of my first comment.

    • Panther15 ZodiacGods
      Panther15 ZodiacGods Month ago

      +Rhielle Everet Then it is even stranger that the liberated female population of the USA does not protest this. Male health issues are usually addressed and received better by male messengers. Why should it be different for females?

  • Blank God
    Blank God 2 months ago

    How many feminists are gonna be pissed seeing this XD

  • TurtleKing777
    TurtleKing777 2 months ago

    Yeah why don’t tampon commercials use blue dye instead of like red food coloring?

  • groovy gucci crocs
    groovy gucci crocs 2 months ago

    whenever someone is on their period all the girls call it being attacked by japan🇯🇵🇯🇵

  • Travis Flesher
    Travis Flesher 2 months ago

    What blood?

  • Kittyfoxcat
    Kittyfoxcat 2 months ago

    Fun fact you only bleed about a cup during a period

  • shawn parks
    shawn parks 2 months ago

    Y'all should do joining the military

  • Pistachio Macaroon
    Pistachio Macaroon 2 months ago

    lol I love this.

  • BL1400
    BL1400 2 months ago +2

    Speaking of things that happen monthly. What happened to Roger? Haven't seen an honest upload in a long time

  • Don't ask me, I'm just a girl...

    "Shark week" xD

  • Gil Lexus
    Gil Lexus 2 months ago

    Let's take a moment to really let it sink in that this shit is true. Its actually a reality for females, and half the time we weren't laughing; we were sitting there with our mouths pressed into a thin line saying "this is meant to be funny but its too much of a reality that its almost depressing"

  • Charity De Bruis
    Charity De Bruis 2 months ago

    Diaper stickers 😂👌🏻 yesss

  • Happy Asshat
    Happy Asshat 2 months ago

    "Diaper stickers" That's honestly what it feels like.

  • Koal Kottentail
    Koal Kottentail 2 months ago

    This is why I use organic gmo free cotton, tampons; pads; and pantyliners.

  • Evelene Maye
    Evelene Maye 2 months ago

    i got an ad for period panties before watching the Honest ad for period things.

    • Evelene Maye
      Evelene Maye Month ago

      i came back from notifications.... and i got the exact same ad for reusable period panties.

  • 99lum
    99lum 2 months ago

    www.imdb.com/name/nm0402857/

  • James Mitchell
    James Mitchell 2 months ago +1

    Hey I miss you guys

  • elaine irwin
    elaine irwin 2 months ago

    Why is a man doing the ads? 🤔

    • Abiy BattleSpell
      Abiy BattleSpell 2 months ago +1

      cause hes the face of this show and one the main reasons why people see it. plus hes also a joke on the stereotypical old man business guy whos cold, calculating and doesnt give a fuck about ya.

  • papa zliggi
    papa zliggi 2 months ago

    is it just me or does roger looks like deep throat from x-files

  • Hot Rod
    Hot Rod 2 months ago

    Shove it in your hoohaaa, Lord have mercy Rodger is funny, LOL

  • wubbiedubbie dubedub
    wubbiedubbie dubedub 2 months ago

    stop complaining its your fault you ate the forbidden fruit